Threesome advice

[mrbobbit]

Well, my birthday is approaching and I have a little bit of spare cash! I realise that I have never had a threesome. I have the opportunity to book two ladies who work together regularly but I am perplexed about the choreography of such an event. Should I direct the action myself or just surrender myself to their experienced hands? Any views?

[PumpDump]

I would start by letting them take the lead and if it's not going the way you want then take control. Give them instructions.

[Milf Hunter]

Also depends what you’re looking for? Do you want them to interact or do you want the focus to be entirely on you? These are the questions it’s worth asking at the point of booking so you make sure you get the experience that you want. It’s a lot of money to lay out if their standard experience doesn’t suit your needs.

I’m sure if you specify an area in your enquiry, someone will be able to give you some local recommendations.

[Dipper]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=355659.0

[RobinBrod]

I'm sure that for a first 3some, and if the girls chosen have often worked together, let them lead. Tell them that this your first MFF, and they will know what to do. As cited by others, if you want something specific then simply ask. At its most simple, if what you want is their interaction, then that could be one going down on the other while you fuck her in doggy - always a favourite!!

[Stevelondon]

Don’t overthink it and just enjoy……. And good luck.

At my age it’s hard enough dealing with one never mind bloody two 

[Iloveoral]

Your last review is about to get its 6th birthday too matey
Make sure you review the next one I don’t have 7 candles

[daviemac]

Well, my birthday is approaching and I have a little bit of spare cash! I realise that I have never had a threesome. I have the opportunity to book two ladies who work together regularly but I am perplexed about the choreography of such an event. Should I direct the action myself or just surrender myself to their experienced hands? Any views?

If you'd posted any reviews in the last 6 years we might have an idea of what you like by way of punting and be in a better position to help you. Any reason you haven't?   

[mr.bluesky]

Don’t overthink it and just enjoy……. And good luck.

At my age it’s hard enough dealing with one never mind bloody two 

Likewise, use to have threesomes in my early punting days. If you can find two ladies who are comfortable with each other all the better .After you have cum once you can get your strength back watching a bit of girl on girl action if they are up for it ,then go for round 2. Unfortunately one pop an hour is about my limit nowadays 

[FLYING BLUE]

Well, my birthday is approaching and I have a little bit of spare cash! I realise that I have never had a threesome. I have the opportunity to book two ladies who work together regularly but I am perplexed about the choreography of such an event. Should I direct the action myself or just surrender myself to their experienced hands? Any REviews?

 

[Bonker]

My advice is to wait until you've grown up a bit.

A few more years as a solo performer, then you can move onto twosomes, then conside threesomes.

[Blackpool Rock]

If you'd posted any reviews in the last 6 years we might have an idea of what you like by way of punting and be in a better position to help you. Any reason you haven't?   

Going by the OP's name perhaps he's waiting for his cock to be sewn back on   

Anyway my suggestion for a good 3some is to find 2 girls who work well together which he appears to have done however personally i'd want to punt both girls individually 1st to make sure i want to do a 3some with them

[Trotter671]

1 review and a Neg since 2017 - not sure this is the hobby for you? But if you do go for it good luck
I've not done a MFF for years but bloody good fun if they girls work well together. Had 2 in short succession years ago with 2 different pairs of girls near Reading way when work used take me down that neck of the woods - double blow jobs are ace!!
Just remembered had a 2 girl with Amy and Dominique (AKA Ava Koxx) at Sandys back in the day as well - that was very good!

[pbrown355]

I assume you have the spare cash because you've been saving it instead of punting!
You ask us a question like we are all mates together. We're only all mates together if we all join in. If we put all the info in and you only take it out we can't be mates.
Do some reviews.

[alabama1]

He's logged on this morning but kept his gob shut ! 

[mrbobbit]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

[MysteryManNo.7]

I think they're overrated and of course expensive unless you manage to find two girls who like and interact with one another then it's brilliant.

I've had I think three and the best by far was the first one (Morgan and Frankie, left years ago, from HOD) as the girls were very good friends and would fully interact. Will never forget the moment I was fucking Morgan whilst she ate Frankie's pussy and Frankie and I snogged. Proper triangle of filth.

[daviemac]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

Sorry mate, don't believe you, you are the ultimate definition of a leech, one review, 6 years ago and very little by way of other contributions. Any reason for that.   

[FLYING BLUE]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

Baited breath 

[webpunter]

I dont believe him either
Reckon the closest he's got to a threesome is bashing one out using both hands
As for this contribution with a new thread wow 
Any longer than 5 years & jack shit reviews then skating on thin ice springs to mind
Can i hear something ticking ?

Sorry mate, don't believe you, you are the ultimate definition of a leech, one review, 6 years ago and very little by way of other contributions. Any reason for that.   

[Vice Admiral]

I'm dead serious rather than droll
When I say that this puzzling old soul
– The quiet Mr Bobbit –
May in fact be a hobbit
'Cos he's hiding away in a hole.

[webpunter]

Given your vast punting experience be like a hollywood film director

Should I direct the action myself or just surrender myself to their experienced hands?

My view is get your skates on with a review
Surely you must have done one punt in the last year ?
Technically its 6 months, 12 months for newbies
2017 is well time expired 
Some latitude for you, it is xmas
Chop chop

Any views?

Nearly forgot, happy birthday.  Is your mum gonna get you a cake ?

[daviemac]

Surely you must have done one punt in the last year ?
Technically its 6 months, 12 months for newbies

The limit on the 12 month newbie rule is the first 6 months of membership, even if it was 6 years he'd still be outside of it.

[badsin]

Thought I recognised the name, he's commented on a few reviews and thread's in East Midlands. Whilst also promising to place review's on several occasions.
What a freckin leech, and a fool to boot, not thinking he'd be called out

[webpunter]

Ooops
Thanks for the clarification & duly noted
Dont think this bell end leech will be doing a review whatever the time period

The limit on the 12 month newbie rule is the first 6 months of membership, even if it was 6 years he'd still be outside of it.

[PilotMan]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

Perhaps he's the infamous John "Wayne" Bobbitt and maybe his cock finally fell off, hence the reason he can't punt, he's just fantasising 

[Punterperson1971]

Think we are in for a long wait

[king tarzan]

Do not book unless you have positively tested them both solo
And make sure they are properly bi

Not clasping at fantasy that will end up costly and money down the drain

[kingmg]

Are the school holidays over?

[daviemac]

Are the school holidays over?

Who are you referring to? if you mean the OP I doubt very much he joined here when he was under 12 years old.   

[PilotMan]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

We're waiting in excited anticipation.

Or was daviemac closer to the reality?

Sorry mate, don't believe you, you are the ultimate definition of a leech, one review, 6 years ago and very little by way of other contributions. Any reason for that.   

[Punterperson1971]

Op it would help if they know each other,I’m trying to arrange one for tomorrow or next week with my regular and her friend they are best mates so makes it a lot easier,also helps if you’ve seen the girls Separately as well and each one maybe bi or bi curious

[myothernameis]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

Like your name-sake, you might fall the same outcome, cut off 

[bbwandy72]

Surely you must have done one punt in the last year ?

Why? I haven't punted since pre-pandemic, and I know I'm not the only one.

[Hobbit]

It's a waste of money and time. Don't do it if you want my advice. What you see in the movies is not what you get in real life.

Unless you find 2 completely bisexual women who are hedonistic and up for satisfying you and themselves with another woman, you are not going to enjoy it.

Finding two completely bisexual hookers is extremely difficult and most highly unlikely. Yes, they can pretend and most likely many will, and other punters will say that they have had great times in threesomes but sometimes you have to take what others say with a pinch of salt and appreciate the fact that people have different degrees of satisfaction and expectations.

If you go in there thinking it is going to be like in the movies then trust me it won't and you will be disappointed.

[threechilliman]

Why? I haven't punted since pre-pandemic, and I know I'm not the only one.

Me neither. Last punt was a fortnight before first lockdown, haven't yet restarted. I'm sure at some point I will though.

[hendrix]

Most of my punts nowadays are threesomes or more. Nothing new to add hence no reviews for a year or so.

Read any of my reviews (as well as Complete Novice, salazar, Brand242 amongst others) for what is possible)

However, it's pretty simple really. What do you want out of it? How much do you want to spend? Once you have a clear idea, then it's much easier to find WG's who can accommodate.

[FLYING BLUE]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

Can we safely assume nothing happened?

[Richthescouser]

It's a waste of money and time. Don't do it if you want my advice. What you see in the movies is not what you get in real life.

Unless you find 2 completely bisexual women who are hedonistic and up for satisfying you and themselves with another woman, you are not going to enjoy it.

Finding two completely bisexual hookers is extremely difficult and most highly unlikely. Yes, they can pretend and most likely many will, and other punters will say that they have had great times in threesomes but sometimes you have to take what others say with a pinch of salt and appreciate the fact that people have different degrees of satisfaction and expectations.

If you go in there thinking it is going to be like in the movies then trust me it won't and you will be disappointed.

Pick the right girls and it is like it is in the movies.

[Festa]

I tried my only freesome a few years ago and found the experience underwhelming. There was little interaction between them, The ability to choreograph and participate at the same time turned me into a gibbering idiot. The most reductive aspect was having to repeatedly put a new condom on every time you swapped the girls around.

The best analogy is your childhood and being faced with too many presents to open at the same time.

[Markc]

As many have said threesomes can be a bit of a let down if can’t direct the action and the women only do light kissing on each and just stroke each other’s body’s. I did a threesome about 15 years ago with 2 escorts l seen both separately but when we where in the room both where on me which was great at the time but l did feel a bit let down as they didn’t interact with each other which is what l really wanted.

Recently it was my birthday and l booked a session with a regular. She asked if l like for a friend of hers to join us. I said yes but made sure l would be able to direct action and would like to watch a lesbian show. They both agreed and at the start l told them want l would like to see. I sat in the corner of the room while watching them get busy on the bed. They kissed, played with each other’s boobs and went down of each other. They also used toys and the friend fucked my regular with a strap-on which was mind blowing to watch. I then asked the friend to watch while l fucked my regular and she sit on the edge of the bed playing with herself. As being over 50 now l can only pop once so l didn’t fuck the friend.

While relaxing afterwards l arranged a session with the friend for a week later and we had a great afternoon together.
So my advice is only do a threesome with a least one woman who you know really well to get the best experience.

[PilotMan]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

You managed to login, so your keyboard isn't broken.

[myothernameis]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

Still watching, so how about letting us know what happened 

[Kimchee]

Did it once was overrated

[Clungehopper]

Did it once was overrated

+1 - did it once, wouldn't bother again, definitely not worth it, very awkward

[Natwest]

Thanks to those who gave helpful replies. I will let you know what happens

I notice this is the last post from the OP dated 31st December 2022. I wonder how many times he has logged on since then. I suspect he is keeping a low profile in the hope that this thread which exposed his lack of contribution will quietly slip away.

[webpunter]

I notice this is the last post from the OP dated 31st December 2022. I wonder how many times he has logged on since then. I suspect he is keeping a low profile in the hope that this thread which exposed his lack of contribution will quietly slip away.

FYI in case you've missed this, the now modus operandi in dealing with UKP non-contributing lazy f*****s is not to call em out but to report em
Its not as much fun, but hey-ho rules are rules
Maybe a polite comment along the lines of 'you seem to have forgotten to do some reviews' is perhaps an acceptable middle ground ?
One of the mods will be able to detect frequency of logins (& hence onging leeching)

PS - flagging this thread & lack of OP contribution, what a tinker you are 

[myothernameis]

Reply 6, issue was dealt by one of the mods 

[Blackpool Rock]

I notice this is the last post from the OP dated 31st December 2022. I wonder how many times he has logged on since then. I suspect he is keeping a low profile in the hope that this thread which exposed his lack of contribution will quietly slip away.

Well he last logged in on the 18th Feb so still appears to be active, agreed he's keeping a low profile and with 2 Mods calling him out really needs to up his game a bit 

[Thephoenix]

+1 - did it once, wouldn't bother again, definitely not worth it, very awkward

Same for me!
I hated my first threesome so much I had to try another dozen times.