https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/massage-therapist/1469025349https://g.co/kgs/f2fgD8M£45 for 60 minute + £5 card processing + £80 for naked B2B
Plus noodles!
Comms: 10/10.
Via WhatsApp and dealt with by Julia, using the shop phone. Answered promptly without messing. A bit of copy/paste, as you'd expect. Booked in and job's a good 'un.
Girl: 8/10.
5'2/3" and slim. Probably late 30s to mid 40s but looks 30 something.
Size 8, maybe and 32C. Slight mum tum but nothing saggy anywhere. Dark hair, shoulder length with auburn highlights. Pleasant face, decent English for 10 years in UK. Alternates between London and Manchester. With it being a little warmer, she's dressed in a simple, black maxi dress that stops just below C level, with a logo across the bust that is parted by the zippered neckline, that she leaves unzipped all the way to her valley. It puts me in mind of 80s and 90s club wear. No tights or stockings and black, stretch lycra panties and a black bra.
When naked, she's got a distinctive butterfly tattoo above her right breast. Chatty and flirty from the start.
Location: 6 or 7/10.
Been around for a while under various owners/operators. Current set up encourages entrance through the side door, which is the kitchen and toilets. The room at the front is a staff room. The treatment rooms have showers, heating, sturdy tables with head holes, covered in paper towel.
Not the best area, it's the opposite of discrete and there's a footfall of locals and ne'er do wells that might spook the more self conscious.
Enough street parking in front and on side roads and despite the amount of broken glass in the road and battered vehicles, I've never had problems.
Service: 8/10.
Shower to start, which this time didn't come out of my hour and Julia is shuttling back and forth when I undress and dry off, giving little taps and pats and squeezes. Payment sorted by a mixture of card for the house and cash for the girl and loyalty card stamped. Free session after 10 visits.
Laid out and she starts dressed, with a firm oil massage on my back, neck and arms and is comfortable with my touching and stroking, but not mauling her legs and bum.
This doesn't last long as we agree more a soft and slow massage. She likes this because it's less work and slips out of her dress and undies.
When I'm on my front, there's plenty of attention to Steven and the twins and CC swipes, and more to get the bluey priming little muffin for action.
Again, I'm not rebuffed from touching her bum and anywhere else that I can reach from this position and at times, her foot is on the table to make this easier for me.
The usual joking about my strong hands and her wanting a massage, then before you know it, Julia is face down on the table with me sat on her thighs hamfistedly trying a back massage but distracted by little muffin tapping against her arse cheeks.
It's a thing for me, that my pre cum starts early and plenty and Julia keeps stopping to give little muffin and her bum a wipe down to stop things getting too slippery.
Then Julia asks me to move to the top of the table reaching over her to continue. My unfulfilled curiosity was whether OWO might be on the cards but no, just HR as I'm reaching down her back from shoulders to hips.
I call time on this and lay back on the table to carry on being the massee, not the masseur.
Pretty much as you'd expect for this, nipple licking and flicking (mine), which doesn't do much and nipple kissing and licking (her), which needs to be gentle and gets (staged) appreciation.
Not as much slip and slide, or raunch, as some others but all enjoyable. I have to laugh when she wipes (not wet) little muffin towards the end, only to slather oil all over. What's the point of that?
With 15 minutes or so, to go, I stand her up and bend her over the side of the table. We're both careful where little muffin goes as I position between her bum cheeks, pointing up, not down. By grabbing her shoulders, hips, bum and waist, I can get a rocking rhythm going that does the job.
Another wipe and Julia offers to shower together and turns the water on, asking me to get in first.
When she sees how much room isn't left once I'm there, she changes her mind and I rinse off solo.
Getting dressed with the lights back on, I watch her freshen up, pretty thoroughly compared to some.
We're all done and I'm ready to leave when Julia asks if I'm getting something to eat now. When I say yes, she offers reheated noodles!
We sit in the staff area chatting and swapping WeChat details. When I leave, she gives me an apple!
VFM: 7/10. For £125 excluding card fee, you can get FS. As always, talk of "discount next time" and there is the loyalty card, where after ten visits, you get a free session.
Would I return: Yes, but that's me. It's mostly nostalgia that takes me back and the lack of WSWS. Back in the day, I had a lot of fun with Anna and Tina and I like not having to traipse around to use a shower. EM