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External Link/Members OnlyCost: 30 mins for £80 plus £20 CIM. Facial is £30 extra and WS extra also if you want that. Not cheap.
Location: quality apartment in central Bristol.
The Girl: She has a pretty face, perky nipples, large pussy lips, nice enough body. Hair was lank and greasy with crap extensions. No makeup. Armpits stank of BO. She mentions on her profile that “I am always clean and fresh and expect the same in return…” Well I was. She wore an ordinary black dress, black pants and bra, no stockings or shoes.
Services: FK, BJ, RO, sex in 3 positions with me doing all the work. No passion from her. Her idea of CIM was to take my cock out of her mouth immediately I started to cum so most of it went on the floor. Doesn’t allow fingering.
The Booking: OK until I was parking outside and got a text saying there was a problem with the apartment and could I come back later. Ended up waiting 30 mins in return for a £20 discount and free CIM. She tours with a friend and probably she was double booked and her friend was doing her texts.
The Meet: After getting in late she didn’t apologise. Very miserable, no smiles or greeting to speak of. I should have walked then. Paid her and she disappeared for 3 or 4 mins. I tried to be friendly on her return and kiss her but just got lip service. I stopped and asked her directly why she was so miserable. She started moaning about my discount, that her job was stressful, she was worried about getting kicked out of this apartment, clients not showing up, etc. I tried to cheer her up but she just gestured for me to get undressed. So I said “right I’m off, give me my money back”.
She walked out to get the cash and I got dressed. When she came back a few mins later and she was all smiles and said sorry she would be good now. So I decided to go ahead and started getting undressed again.
We kissed quite nicely and did oral on eachother. Her pits stank but her pussy seemed clean. Started sex and she was like a sack of potatoes, no passion. In mid fucking she said “time is up”. I was flabbergasted. It was 30 mins since I had arrived but she had wasted 15 of them! So I told her so and carried on with sex for another 5 mins then she did BJ for a few mins until her poorly executed CIM.
I had a quick shower (for my health!). As I came out she was dressed ready for the next chap to enjoy her even more smelly pits.
Conclusion: Poor personal hygiene, poorly presented, smelly pits, stressed, no passion, clock watcher, charges extras, no GFE skills.