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Offline ValleyMan73

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After some correspondence with Sarah i decided to TOFTT and am glad that i did.

Comms - Easy exchange of text messages told me that i would get full body massage with HR for £80. This was a hour long appointment.

Venue - Clean and tidy house in suburb of Bracknell. This is Sarah's home  pictures on wall verified this. Massage table set up in living room, good set up.

Sarah is slim, attractive and gives a superb sensual naturist massage. Very sensual, swipes in the right places and a super finish.

She's even open to being massaged herself and it was access all areas.

We over ran on the time by about 45 mins, the session ended with a shared shower.

Well worth a visit.

Offline likey

Did she hint at offering more? Oral FS maybe?
I'm often in Bracknell, just wondering if she is new?

Offline switftjake

Good result! Nice review. Any idea of age, nationality etc?

Offline contentguy

Good result! Nice review. Any idea of age, nationality etc?

Thanks for the review, how is she in the chest department?

Offline ValleyMan73

Shes 45+ English lady, nice size boobs.

Maybe more on offer, see how you go.

Offline switftjake

Does she look old 45+ or I’m good shape?
Kissing on offer?

Offline ValleyMan73

Does she look old 45+ or I’m good shape?
Kissing on offer?

Looks ok, in good shape.

Why not call her, discuss what you want and see what she says.

You can use whatsapp as well, her picture is on there.

Offline contentguy

Can’t see pics on the online profile browser.

Offline ValleyMan73

Can’t see pics on the online profile browser.

What are you on about? I said on whatsapp.

Offline contentguy

What are you on about? I said on whatsapp.

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Thats what im on about.  Ive not got data on my punting phone.

Care to share them?

Guy

Offline ValleyMan73

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Thats what im on about.  Ive not got data on my punting phone.

Care to share them?

Guy

Save the number off the gumtree ad in your phone, then look up said number on the whatsapp app!

Her profile pic should be there.

Offline switftjake

Cheers have seen the profile. Not for me but still nice find.

Guy it would not be cool to upload pics from WhatsApp to here. Best to give her some privacy

Having said that it’s pretty easy to find and link them up
« Last Edit: March 13, 2018, 10:05:09 pm by switftjake »

Offline contentguy

Cheers have seen the profile. Not for me but still nice find.

Guy it would not be cool to upload pics from WhatsApp to here. Best to give her some privacy

Having said that it’s pretty easy to find and link them up

I get that Jake and agree, I was hoping for a PM but wasn’t clear.
Privacy is important.

There only seems to be 1 pic on what’s app.

Guy


Offline ValleyMan73

FFS you expected me to copy her whatsapp picture and send it to you??

I have already stated its a great service, why not pay your money and take your chances!!

Offline Silver Birch

How long have you had to login to reveal the full phone number on Gumtree?

I have rarely used Gumtree but sure you didn't need an account before.

Would quite like to give this lady a try too  :(

Offline luckisalady

It appears as though she has removed her profile pic based on the fact I've just tried this wassame site and it brings no pics at all. I suspect the fact that her pic is not available by doing a google search on the mobile that she may not be the best looker in the business.

Offline contentguy

It appears as though she has removed her profile pic based on the fact I've just tried this wassame site and it brings no pics at all. I suspect the fact that her pic is not available by doing a google search on the mobile that she may not be the best looker in the business.

The wassame site wasn't working yesterday, look at her profile on whatsapp on your phone.

Guy

Offline ValleyMan73

Jesus lads, its a massage with HR.

Not sure why the big thing about pictures. If it was a chinese or thai massage shop you would just rock up.

Or if it were an escort even more so the need for a picture.

Offline contentguy

Jesus lads, its a massage with HR.

Not sure why the big thing about pictures. If it was a chinese or thai massage shop you would just rock up.

Or if it were an escort even more so the need for a picture.

Ok, but a bit of research, quite easy to do, gets her personal FB profile.
Not that slim, though quite sexy.

I don’t follow why It’s unreasonable to ask about how someone looks.
I agree that if you go to Thai / Chinese shops, you don’t know what you’re getting.
I don’t go to them, prefering indies.

Looking for a hidden gem, the question is, have you found one?

I always take it with a pinch of salt when someone gets a serious over-run on services.

Just saying.

Guy

Offline ValleyMan73

Ok, but a bit of research, quite easy to do, gets her personal FB profile.
Not that slim, though quite sexy.

I don’t follow why It’s unreasonable to ask about how someone looks.
I agree that if you go to Thai / Chinese shops, you don’t know what you’re getting.
I don’t go to them, prefering indies.

Looking for a hidden gem, the question is, have you found one?

I always take it with a pinch of salt when someone gets a serious over-run on services.

Just saying.

Guy

I descibed her as attractive, why the constant asking about pictures??

Why not bite the bullet and find out for yourself.

Offline contentguy

I’ve seen her pictures, I don’t agree with your assessment, she’s quite cuddly rather than slim.
She’s mid 50s

I don’t need to see her, though thanks for the review.

Guy

Chris60

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Ok ok ok, never reviewed before but been to this lady today so thought I'd add my 2 cents

Comms: Very easy. Text her last night and she responded this morning. Agreed on a time etc...she said offered standard swedish massage £30 1/2 hour, £50 1 hour. Or a 'very' sensual massage with b2b, £50 1/2 hour, £80 1 hour and I went with the latter

Venue - Exactly as the OP described, really nice set up actually. Nice calm music

Was offered a glass of water once I entered which I said yes to. She doesn't asked for money straight away which is always a good thing I think, dunno why, just like that. Little bit of chit chat before I got undressed and lay down on the massage table. She's not really attractive or anything, but has something about her. If you want a 23 year slim blonde bimbo this isn't for you, she's a proper woman so to speak but not for everyone to be fair.

Again agreed with OP, great sensual massage giving the occasional swipe but doesn't over do it. Can tell she knows what she's doing. At first I didn't think she was naked until she starting rubbing her body all over me, again though she knew when to stop it e.g when I got excited. It got to the point where I could hear/tell she was excited and after about 30-40 mins of a great massage, she asks me to turn over...

This is where things got lets say very good. She started massaging my front, so chests, arms, legs etc...obviously brushing the old boy every now and then. By this point I was playing with her tits and licking them of course. She then climbed on top of the table, and started licking/sucking the old boy (didn't request this, like I said I think she was 'in the mood') it was incredible, so experienced. Didn't know how long I'd last at this point

After a good few minutes of that she climbed on top of me and that was certainly b2b all over my chest. Then she whispered 'you can **** me if you want'   :drinks: She popped the jonny on and away we went. I'd say we approx had sex for an hour? At least that I think. After one or two moments of rest we done it at least 3 times and I shot my load twice. Immense experience tbh, like I said she's not exactly a looker but I'm not marrying her at the end of the day

Finally despite the fact we both wanted to continue we decided to stop. Looked at my phone, 2 hours I'd been there. She gave me a towel and I went for a shower, not shared, probably could have but I think we were both shattered  :lol: Came back downstairs and spoke a bit again as I was getting changed, she confirmed she was 48 years old and married. Her husband knows she does it apparently, doesn't mind.

So yeah overall definitely a 9/10 for me. More on offer unless I was just extremely lucky. As mentioned though she's not to everyone's taste but I'd go to her over a thai/chinese shop or a Romanian any day. Fairly sure I'll become a regular actually
« Last Edit: March 15, 2018, 10:06:52 pm by Chris60 »

Offline contentguy

Ok ok ok, never reviewed before but been to this lady today so thought I'd add my 2 cents

Comms: Very easy. Text her last night and she responded this morning. Agreed on a time etc...she said offered standard swedish massage £30 1/2 hour, £50 1 hour. Or a 'very' sensual massage with b2b, £50 1/2 hour, £80 1 hour and I went with the latter

Venue - Exactly as the OP described, really nice set up actually. Nice calm music
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Was offered a glass of water once I entered which I said yes to. She doesn't asked for money straight away which is always a good thing I think, dunno why, just like that. Little bit of chit chat before I got undressed and lay down on the massage table. She's not really attractive or anything, but has something about her. If you want a 23 year slim blonde bimbo this isn't for you, she's a proper woman so to speak but not for everyone to be fair.

Again agreed with OP, great sensual massage giving the occasional swipe but doesn't over do it. Can tell she knows what she's doing. At first I didn't think she was naked until she starting rubbing her body all over me, again though she knew when to stop it e.g when I got excited. It got to the point where I could hear/tell she was excited and after about 30-40 mins of a great massage, she asks me to turn over...

This is where things got lets say very good. She started massaging my front, so chests, arms, legs etc...obviously brushing the old boy every now and then. By this point I was playing with her tits and licking them of course. She then climbed on top of the table, and started licking/sucking the old boy (didn't request this, like I said I think she was 'in the mood') it was incredible, so experienced. Didn't know how long I'd last at this point

After a good few minutes of that she climbed on top of me and that was certainly b2b all over my chest. Then she whispered 'you can **** me if you want'   :drinks: She popped the jonny on and away we went. I'd say we approx had sex for an hour? At least that I think. After one or two moments of rest we done it at least 3 times and I shot my load twice. Immense experience tbh, like I said she's not exactly a looker but I'm not marrying her at the end of the day

Finally despite the fact we both wanted to continue we decided to stop. Looked at my phone, 2 hours I'd been there. She gave me a towel and I went for a shower, not shared, probably could have but I think we were both shattered  :lol: Came back downstairs and spoke a bit again as I was getting changed, she confirmed she was 48 years old and married. Her husband knows she does it apparently, doesn't mind.

So yeah overall definitely a 9/10 for me. More on offer unless I was just extremely lucky. As mentioned though she's not to everyone's taste but I'd go to her over a thai/chinese shop or a Romanian any day. Fairly sure I'll become a regular actually

Thanks for your first post and review, The OP suggested she’s slim and attractive.
Attractive is subjective, is she slim?

Guy

Offline berksboy

 I'd say we approx had sex for an hour?

i would say BS

Offline contentguy

I'd say we approx had sex for an hour?

i would say BS

They did it three times Berks, that's 20 mins a time after the massage.

Seriously, I agree with you, there's something wrong here.
The OP indicated serious overrun in services.

And she needs to be more careful about her online privacy, I've mailed her whitenight (pimp) Chris60 details.

Guy

Chris60

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I'd say we approx had sex for an hour?

i would say BS

Not quite sure why I'd lie?  :unknown: Was certainly beyond 45 mins anyway, but given I was there for around the 2 hour marks it's about right

Up to you if you believe it of course. Half the reason I reviewed was because I was shocked I got what I did

Offline luckisalady

I think Sarah will be my next punt. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Offline ValleyMan73

They did it three times Berks, that's 20 mins a time after the massage.

Seriously, I agree with you, there's something wrong here.
The OP indicated serious overrun in services.

And she needs to be more careful about her online privacy, I've mailed her whitenight (pimp) Chris60 details.

Guy

Guy i think you are being a bit of an idiot.

I every reason to believe what Chrisy60 says is true.

How we all define attractiveness can differ! Her whatsapp profile pic suggests she is curvacious, upon seeing her in the flesh she is not as curvy.

You have already said she is not for you so why are still banging on about it.

VM73

Offline contentguy

Guy i think you are being a bit of an idiot.

Though it's nice of you to say so, not sure what your point is?

I every reason to believe what Chrisy60 says is true.

Perhaps you should get together and have a fine bromance.

How we all define attractiveness can differ! Her whatsapp profile pic suggests she is curvacious, upon seeing her in the flesh she is not as curvy.

I said that about attractiveness, her facebook profile suggests she's a porker.
You said she's slim, if she was slim, I'd go see her, perhaps she's shopped her facebook pics to make her look fatter!

You have already said she is not for you so why are still banging on about it.

Getting tetchy?  Why did you start the thread if you didn't want to discuss her!
Anyway, I was responding to Chris and berksboy, suggest you ignore me, also suggest you stop whiteknighting.

Guy

Offline wildcard50

and you wander why some people are reluctant to post reviews and make posts. why all the abuse.. not just this thread but all over UKP.

Personally i am very careful when writing reviews and limit my posts just because of  potential abuse and from what i've read on here  abuse can start for many a minor reason.  Even someone's personal preferences.

I just don't understand why this is but all these people are doing are stopping some people who would and want to contribute from doing so . If you don't believe a review and think contrary to what is written then don't go and see the girl being reviewed.

Rant from a very junior member over !

Online Waterhouse

and you wander why some people are reluctant to post reviews and make posts. why all the abuse.. not just this thread but all over UKP.

Personally i am very careful when writing reviews and limit my posts just because of  potential abuse and from what i've read on here  abuse can start for many a minor reason.  Even someone's personal preferences.

I just don't understand why this is but all these people are doing are stopping some people who would and want to contribute from doing so . If you don't believe a review and think contrary to what is written then don't go and see the girl being reviewed.

Rant from a very junior member over !

+1

Offline contentguy

+1

The OP confused me, I am a bloke and interested in how a lady looks.

The OP said the lady was slim, that seems to be bollocks, but his affirmation that looks are unimportant is frustrating.  If you’re going to review, give us it straight.

Guy

Offline ValleyMan73

+1

The OP confused me, I am a bloke and interested in how a lady looks.

The OP said the lady was slim, that seems to be bollocks, but his affirmation that looks are unimportant is frustrating.  If you’re going to review, give us it straight.

Guy

Just fuck off Guy. You have seen an old picture whilst being a stalker.

You have already said its not for you so do one.

You sound like a right twat now

Chris60

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and you wander why some people are reluctant to post reviews and make posts. why all the abuse.. not just this thread but all over UKP.

Personally i am very careful when writing reviews and limit my posts just because of  potential abuse and from what i've read on here  abuse can start for many a minor reason.  Even someone's personal preferences.

I just don't understand why this is but all these people are doing are stopping some people who would and want to contribute from doing so . If you don't believe a review and think contrary to what is written then don't go and see the girl being reviewed.

Rant from a very junior member over !

Yeah don't think I'll post one again for sure   :thumbsdown:

Main reason I posted it was the lack of decent massage and punts in Reading is so bad these days, was shocked to find a good one which was more than value for money.

Have a great weekend anyway gentlemen

paulj

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 Chris,

I sympathise with you, Why do people dis one another on here? All it achieves is alienated reviewers and means anyone who wants information has to wade through a load of dross to get at that info. They can then make up their own minds about the veracity of any comment

Keep posting Chris

Paul J

Offline contentguy

Just fuck off Guy. You have seen an old picture whilst being a stalker.

You have already said its not for you so do one.

You sound like a right twat now
Getting agressive again, thats a good indicator of low intellect.

Stalker, hardly, I just searched for her trading name and first name and up popped her linked in and facebook pages.  Thats just dilligent, not stalking.

You do know what dilligent means don’t you ValleyMan?
Or is it one of those words you don’t understand, like ‘slim’.

Guy

Offline Zimbaman

and you wander why some people are reluctant to post reviews and make posts. why all the abuse.. not just this thread but all over UKP.

Personally i am very careful when writing reviews and limit my posts just because of  potential abuse and from what i've read on here  abuse can start for many a minor reason.  Even someone's personal preferences.

I just don't understand why this is but all these people are doing are stopping some people who would and want to contribute from doing so . If you don't believe a review and think contrary to what is written then don't go and see the girl being reviewed.

Rant from a very junior member over !

UKP works because it’s members are honest and tell it like it is. We don’t care if we hurt the WGs feelings, it’s far more important to give an accurate representation of what the visit was like. If she’s a porker, that’s what we want to hear. If she’s disinterested and the service is poor, please tell us. What we don’t want is white knight fluffy bollocks that belongs on AW reviews. This is a punters forum for punters. When we see fluffy bollocks (Chris - I’m looking at you here) or misleading information (op - she isn’t slim... she’s fat as fuck) it will be questioned. If youre too fucking delegate to answer the questions perhaps you shouldn’t be on here  :hi:

Fucked her for an hour. Whispered in your ear. FFS. I honestly thought that was Sarah writing that drivel.

paulj

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I don’t have any problem with honesty, in fact it is obviously to be encouraged but we only have two reports from people who have actually seen her in the flesh. So let’s wait for a few more to get a balanced view.
Paul

Offline Zimbaman

I don’t have any problem with honesty, in fact it is obviously to be encouraged but we only have two reports from people who have actually seen her in the flesh. So let’s wait for a few more to get a balanced view.
Paul

The point is the first post was misleading (slim). We can’t trust anything he says. The second was fluffy bollocks (or the WG herself). Really we have no useful information about this girl. Other than that she’s a fatty  :hi:

Offline DrConners

UKP works because it’s members are honest and tell it like it is. We don’t care if we hurt the WGs feelings, it’s far more important to give an accurate representation of what the visit was like. If she’s a porker, that’s what we want to hear. If she’s disinterested and the service is poor, please tell us. What we don’t want is white knight fluffy bollocks that belongs on AW reviews. This is a punters forum for punters. When we see fluffy bollocks (Chris - I’m looking at you here) or misleading information (op - she isn’t slim... she’s fat as fuck) it will be questioned. If youre too fucking delegate to answer the questions perhaps you shouldn’t be on here  :hi:

Fucked her for an hour. Whispered in your ear. FFS. I honestly thought that was Sarah writing that drivel.

+1

Just fuck off Guy. You have seen an old picture whilst being a stalker.

You have already said its not for you so do one.

You sound like a right twat now

Whats with the attitude? Posting abuse at other members asking honest questions.

I see you have a very low tolerence threshold for honesty  :thumbsdown:

The point is the first post was misleading (slim). We can’t trust anything he says. The second was fluffy bollocks (or the WG herself). Really we have no useful information about this girl. Other than that she’s a fatty  :hi:

+2

This thread has also been viewed far in excess the amount of times of others - Plenty of lurkers here yeah ?  :sarcastic:

Health and Fitness

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Yep this just proves it. I rest my case.

Offline contentguy



Health and Fitness

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Newer members posting reviews or just by having an opinion (regardless of whether its positive or NEGATIVE because were all entitled to an opinion right?) are set upon and dismissed by people who have been here a lot longer just because they don't agree with another persons viewpoint.

Its threads like this that make that clear to me now hence why I am reluctant to post reviews of the WG's I have seen recently because chances are I'll be berated and my reviews brushed aside.

Because of this it's also going to make me reluctant to even express my opinion on the board too as even that gets thrown aside like a piece of litter. (YES SO WHAT IF ITS A NEGATIVE, WHAT HAPPENED TO EXPRESSING ONES OPINION OR EQUALITY AMONGST THE BOARD!)

I REST MY CASE!

Offline Zimbaman

Newer members posting reviews or just by having an opinion (regardless of whether its positive or NEGATIVE because were all entitled to an opinion right?) are set upon and dismissed by people who have been here a lot longer just because they don't agree with another persons viewpoint.

Its threads like this that make that clear to me now hence why I am reluctant to post reviews of the WG's I have seen recently because chances are I'll be berated and my reviews brushed aside.

Because of this it's also going to make me reluctant to even express my opinion on the board too as even that gets thrown aside like a piece of litter. (YES SO WHAT IF ITS A NEGATIVE, WHAT HAPPENED TO EXPRESSING ONES OPINION OR EQUALITY AMONGST THE BOARD!)

I REST MY CASE!

And yet many people manage to post without getting a negative reaction. Stick to the facts, don’t be fluffy, and don’t be a prick. What could be easier  :unknown: no one is dismissed or set upon for having an opinion. Opinions and discussion are welcome  :hi:

Offline DrConners

Hi H&F, what's your case?

Guy

Has some sort of vendetta against both WG's & punters (I think  :unknown:) Seems to forget this an open forum for punters to discuss their interactions with WG's & share knowledge & information - That's it! Not a platform to spew bile & hate at both.

Here's another recent opinion that he chose to ignore :

There’s been no ruthlessness at all in response to your reviews. Virtually every post you’ve made since you’ve joined has been full of negativity. Either towards WG’s or this forum and some members. Clearly whatever happened in the incident you’ve mentioned has had a lasting effect on you and from what I can gather by the sort of posts you make punting is not for you. My advice would be to give up and find yourself another hobby.

Also has some sort of lawyer/barrister fantasy going on ? :

I'm done.

Except you weren't

Yep this just proves it. I rest my case.
I REST MY CASE!

Maybe he's seen "A Few Good Men" too may times - probably a big fan of Judge Judy ? Who cares! I'm trying to be light hearted in the banter that goes on between members here - You take it all so fucking personally H&F  :dash:

Another review derailed - Since he seems to be over sensitive to anything I post why don't you re-read this really very good piece of advice - I couldn't & wouldn't even try to put it better myself  :hi:

And yet many people manage to post without getting a negative reaction. Stick to the facts, don’t be fluffy, and don’t be a prick. What could be easier  :unknown: no one is dismissed or set upon for having an opinion. Opinions and discussion are welcome  :hi:

pippunting

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Hi

Well visited today and all I can say is the two that have been to see Sarah are absolutely correct in all details except she has a bit of a tummy. Not fat but a little chubby. But she knows her stuff and is up for anything with no extra charge . Give her a go, can’t really go wrong. Even pleasant to speak to.

And yes she is no clock watcher and does whisper in the ear lol so perhaps next time trust the report as you certainly can on this one. She just seems to enjoy herself.
 

Offline Zimbaman

Hi

Well visited today and all I can say is the two that have been to see Sarah are absolutely correct in all details except she has a bit of a tummy. Not fat but a little chubby. But she knows her stuff and is up for anything with no extra charge . Give her a go, can’t really go wrong. Even pleasant to speak to.

And yes she is no clock watcher and does whisper in the ear lol so perhaps next time trust the report as you certainly can on this one. She just seems to enjoy herself.

Well that’s me told. Thanks for your input Sarah  :hi:

Offline mh

Hi

Well visited today and all I can say is the two that have been to see Sarah are absolutely correct in all details except she has a bit of a tummy. Not fat but a little chubby. But she knows her stuff and is up for anything with no extra charge . Give her a go, can’t really go wrong. Even pleasant to speak to.

And yes she is no clock watcher and does whisper in the ear lol so perhaps next time trust the report as you certainly can on this one. She just seems to enjoy herself.

So nice when a newbie has a great first experience like this, isn't it. Very refreshing and not at all dubious in any way, nosiree. lol x

paulj

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Just how many reviews do there have to be before anyone believes!