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Offline Marmalade

« on: July 18, 2016, 09:02:07 pm »
Blackpool revival welcones prossies and punting.

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Residents ENJOY living in red light areas and regard the goings on as 'better than daytime television,' a new study claims.

Families also see the 'scantily dressed sex workers' in nearby massage parlours as 'neighbours who put the bins out like everyone else'.

Hotels see rooms snapped up by kerb-crawlers who have just picked up a prostitutes.

Makes quite refreshing reading actually ...

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... I do wish the Mirror would find some new stock photos though.

Offline bigpoppapomp

« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2016, 09:17:11 pm »
Nice to read an article that doesn't stigmatise punting despite being in the 'weird news' section

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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2016, 09:59:54 pm »
On a night out in Birmingham once me and a few mates booked into a hotel that happened to be opposite a parlour. Was great fun watching all the comings and goings.

Offline Turtle Z

« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2016, 10:44:06 pm »
Anybody that's ever been to Blackpool will understand local residents getting more entertainment from watching the local inbred chavs trying to persuade local prossies to give them a hand job for a tenner and a bag of chips. It's a pathetic souless shithole barely surviving on stag and hen nights of the big fat gypsy variety. I last went there 25 years ago, walked in to a bar and some fat slag on a hen night showed me her minge before I'd even got to the bar. Never been back since and never will.

Offline Marmalade

« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2016, 04:08:29 am »
I think it's better going to Blackpool knowing that first. That way you can develop a taste for badly cooked junk food before you get lathered on cheap booze and hallucinate the glory days of Blackpool Pier...

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2002:
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2015 modern slag -- sorry stag -- & hen party:
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Now although I'm a man of taste, I don't believe in denying the 'lower nature'. There's something obscenely satisfying about managing to get it up midst a boozy haze with the stink of greasy fish and chips and a raucous slag giving a gam in the bushes for a tenner and never having to admit it if course ...

However, going 'upmarket' a bit (Blackpool-speak, tongue in cheek or arse):

Here's the local fannyflappers, known as 'Natalie's':
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Only the finest masseuse's Blackpool has to offer are available threw natalies
(That's how they write and spell on their official website)  :P
UKP review: "The second girl had two teeth missing..."
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=48681.msg637432#msg637432

Fuck knows what the rest of them, the "not-quite-finest" must be like then.
................All teeth missing? OWOT!




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Offline pork sword

« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2016, 09:17:53 am »
Natalie's Sauna is one to avoid nearly gave up punting after going there.. :vomit:

Offline Blackpool Rock

« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2016, 01:46:10 pm »
I have to head there every day but fortunately i'm far enough out from the centre to be away from the "festivities".
I do tend to agree that the prossies & punters don't really pose any issues when compared to the gangs of piss heads

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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2016, 02:15:58 pm »
Towns change all the time. Brighton was known as being a bit saucy, but quite glamorous in the 60s, now it is poof central.

Offline Turtle Z

« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2016, 02:29:21 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on July 19, 2016, 02:15:58 pm
quite glamorous in the 60s, now it is poof central.

You keep up with that diversity training!  :D

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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2016, 02:32:14 pm »
Quote from: Turtle Z on July 19, 2016, 02:29:21 pm
You keep up with that diversity training!  :D
It's the only place in the UK were the men get their arses pinched more than the women.

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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2016, 03:02:49 pm »
I was in Blackpool 10 years ago. It was absolutely rife with massage parlours. I visited a parlour called Jaydes Palace. They had a waiting room with punters waiting to punt. They had porn playing in the background. Couple of drunk punters in there it was a right laugh - until a punter pulled his cock out infront of everyone saying he was getting himself ready.

I heard that Blackpool is not what it used to be with the mass closure of parlours -- is this true?

My fondest memory was getting a stripper out of the bar and banging her for £200 an hour - although it was hush hush.

Had a look at the roller coaster at the time near the pleasure beach and it looked like it was about to collapse.

Natalie's Sauna certainly rings a bell.... I think that was the parlour me and my friend tried to visit but no one answered the door. Sounds like it was for the best  :drinks:
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2016, 04:12:33 pm »
Quote from: Ben4454 on July 19, 2016, 03:02:49 pm
I was in Blackpool 10 years ago. It was absolutely rife with massage parlours. I visited a parlour called Jaydes Palace. They had a waiting room with punters waiting to punt. They had porn playing in the background. Couple of drunk punters in there it was a right laugh - until a punter pulled his cock out infront of everyone saying he was getting himself ready.

I heard that Blackpool is not what it used to be with the mass closure of parlours -- is this true?

My fondest memory was getting a stripper out of the bar and banging her for £200 an hour - although it was hush hush.

Had a look at the roller coaster at the time near the pleasure beach and it looked like it was about to collapse.

Natalie's Sauna certainly rings a bell.... I think that was the parlour me and my friend tried to visit but no one answered the door. Sounds like it was for the best  :drinks:
Yes a number of strip clubs and parlours were closed a few years back to make it more "family friendly", it was a council decison. Imagine if they banned gambling, alcoholic cocktails and prostitution in Las Vegas, why would anyone visit?
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The Pleasure Beach looked run down when I was there last, it needs a million pound makeover.

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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2016, 12:24:48 am »
No less than 27 aw profiles give Blackpool as their favourite holiday destination. Some examples of prossies on vacation you may encounter:

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IF YOU WANT CHRIS WILL WATCH YOU GIVE ME A GOOD SEEING TO IF YOU WANT TO BE WATCHED WHILE YOU FUCK HIS WIFE
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I wanna wee in a bucket n put a strap on n fuck the shit out of some arse so whos playing
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2016, 12:56:03 am »
Might I suggest that the girls in the photo with the devil horns move up to Blackpool and offer us punters some fun.

Most (apart from the one fagging it) would get some interest from me, and I'd probably chance a punt or two with them.

Blackpool is an occasional area I punt in - just try to be a bit choosy first!

 :)

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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2016, 01:05:48 am »
Quote from: stokiemike on July 22, 2016, 12:56:03 am
Might I suggest that the girls in the photo with the devil horns move up to Blackpool and offer us punters some fun.

Most (apart from the one fagging it) would get some interest from me, and I'd probably chance a punt or two with them.

Blackpool is an occasional area I punt in - just try to be a bit choosy first!

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The redhead at the back and the blonde aren't too bad, the one with the fag is dog rough.

Offline NelsonH

« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2016, 07:06:52 pm »
You are quite wrong about Brighton in the 60's.

I was approached for a "date" by a male homosexual, at 10-30am, on a Sunday morning in 1965.

I was taking a walk along the front. He had a smart Mini-Cooper and was trying to pick-up students like me.

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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2016, 07:20:34 pm »
Quote from: Turtle Z on July 19, 2016, 02:29:21 pm
You keep up with that diversity training!  :D


not a fucking chance :dash:

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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2016, 07:32:17 pm »
I've actually thought about touring blackpool a few times but I hear it's not busy there which will be why WGs tend not to go.

Offline David1970

« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2016, 08:47:30 pm »
Blackpool - shit hole
No real street scene
Saunas crap
Independents fat old slags
Far to many transsexual hookers.
Locals inbred
Visitors fuck wits

Why would you go there

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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2016, 09:54:44 pm »
Quote from: David1970 on July 23, 2016, 08:47:30 pm
Blackpool - shit hole
No real street scene
Saunas crap
Independents fat old slags
Far to many transsexual hookers.
Locals inbred
Visitors fuck wits

Sold!!  :lol:

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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2016, 09:57:56 pm »
Quote from: David1970 on July 23, 2016, 08:47:30 pm
Blackpool - shit hole
No real street scene
Saunas crap
Independents fat old slags
Far to many transsexual hookers.
Locals inbred
Visitors fuck wits

Why would you go there
That could describe any city outside Londonistan, MK and Manchester.

Offline David1970

« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2016, 10:41:21 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on July 23, 2016, 09:57:56 pm
That could describe any city outside Londonistan, MK and Manchester.

I disagree with you Ali Katt

Blackpool is the pits, in a league of its own, the lowest of the low.

It has no positives except the road out of it.

Been 3 times to do with work, fuck if they send me again I will resign.

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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2016, 11:37:19 pm »
Quote from: David1970 on July 23, 2016, 10:41:21 pm
I disagree with you Ali Katt

Blackpool is the pits, in a league of its own, the lowest of the low.

It has no positives except the road out of it.

Been 3 times to do with work, fuck if they send me again I will resign.
Fair play David. The last time I went I was hung over with a couple of mates and we just had a wander around.

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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2016, 07:03:36 am »
Transsexuel hookers in Blackpool ? are you sure ? Or are they just very ugly women ?
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