Let's celebrate the end of lockdown with a new contest: Blind Punt!

[DouglasReynholm]

A game for the most experienced punters who know the form.

How it works:
Contestants meet up in the bar at a discreet hotel where the adjudicator will have booked a well-known SP on an outcall.
All contestants put entry money in the kitty.
Adjudicator takes contestants to the room and blindfolds them before they go in.
Contestant goes in and has five minutes with the SP, timed on a stopwatch.
When time's up, SP helps contestant out the door and adjudicator takes him back to the bar.
Guesses have to be written on a piece of paper.
All Contestants who guess right get their share of the kitty - if all wrong, kitty rolls over to next SP. Contestants are also allowed to bet against each other if they want.
SP leaves, next SP arrives at the hotel room, and repeat, until contestants can't take any more / hotel staff cotton on / police arrive.
Adjudicator has to dress up as Cilla Black. She's dead now, isn't she?

Rules:
SPs are not allowed to talk. Moaning is allowed, but not about how much they're getting paid. They'd do a special rate for this I'm sure.
SPs must alert adjudicator if contestant's blindfold slips off.
I can't be bothered to type any more.


So who's in then?

[daviemac]

Just a reminder. -

19 Social meets
None will be sanctioned by the admin and not allowed to be organized on the forums. Use the PM facility instead to organize such meetups.

[Stevelondon]

 

Although it’s not mentioned. I’m guessing. The guessing is to guess who the SP is 

[lillythesavage]

Having a blind punt this evening, no idea what she looks like, nor her me, just ages and race and the price. Not the first time and works for me

[B4bcock]

Having a blind punt this evening, no idea what she looks like, nor her me, just ages and race and the price. Not the first time and works for me

I can't wait to meet you, bby.   See you later.  xxxxx

[The0neAnd0nly]

Adjudicator has to dress up as Cilla Black. She's dead now, isn't she?

I'm sure for a minimal fee we can get the most recent host of Blind Date, Paul O'Grady to adjudicate.

Even better get him in his drag persona. That will make the event even more interesting when we start going up to a room with Lily Savage 

[lillythesavage]

I can't wait to meet you, bby.   See you later.  xxxxx

You have a very feminine voice , are you sure you are still intact 

[lillythesavage]

I'm sure for a minimal fee we can get the most recent host of Blind Date, Paul O'Grady to adjudicate.

Even better get him in his drag persona. That will make the event even more interesting when we start going up to a room with Lily Savage 

My ass is not on offer and I look terrible in drag, no not telling you how I know.  But I am cheap for judging purposes.

[tesla]

blind punting   .....welcome to the pre internet days

[lillythesavage]

blind punting   .....welcome to the pre internet days

Yep, I remember those times well, reliving my youth.    To be fair it is more fun than WSWS in a massage shop, from what I read,  and a lot more fun than AW profile bollocks. They have all been size, age and race they said they were , tonight I did not ask her anything but her age, she volunteered being mixed race, she was just so sexy and easy to talk to on the phone and I like a gamble.

[Milfman1112]

Good luck with finding an sp to agree to this 

[FiveKnuckles]

is that not the typical drunken scene up in newcastle?  beer goggles and a munter the following day     only difference she's now carry a kid you need to support.

[Lou2019]

Good luck with finding an sp to agree to this 

"They'd do a special rate for this I'm sure"
 

[DouglasReynholm]

Should have explained: local girls, local punters. Would need to be a local SP who's got a few reviews on here. Maybe a 10 mile radius limit from the hotel. Or 5 miles in London.

Would work best in any area where the same girls have been whoring themselves for years to the same punters, so that's most of Great Britain.

"They'd do a special rate for this I'm sure"
 

Course you would love! Each punter only gets 5 mins with you! What if it's just a bit of touching? I could def work out who some of my girls are just by squeezing.

Paul O'Grady, OK, I'll call his agent. This could be someday shown late night on GB News, they need a good audience-puller. We could get Steve Coogan on board as producer...

Well, at least daviemac's taking this seriously. 

[daviemac]

Well, at least daviemac's taking this seriously. 

You misunderstand me, personally I think it's the daftest idea I've heard in a long time. As a mod I'm reminding you it can't be arranged on the open forum. 

[Cupid Stuntz]

Lockdown hasn't actually ended yet.

I'll believe it on the 19th and not before!

[scutty brown]

I thought "Blind Punt" was a character in "Treasure Island"

[lillythesavage]

Lockdown hasn't actually ended yet.

I'll believe it on the 19th and not before!

Have you ventured out from your lockdown? It ended months ago, the only difference is more things will be opening on the 19th.

[Milfman1112]

So you are happy for sp to charge per punter?
You think any girl will take an hourly rate for 12 different blokes to come and feel her up?
Deluded

[DouglasReynholm]

You misunderstand me, personally I think it's the daftest idea I've heard in a long time. As a mod I'm reminding you it can't be arranged on the open forum.

Daft? Alright, how about this instead then: we get a couple of dozen girls to come to an office building late at night, they get their clothes off and stand with their backs to the walls. The contestant is blindfolded and he has to find his way out of the building by touching the girls (they'll do a special rate as it's just touching upstairs) who aren't allowed to talk. We can call it The Bristol Maze. Does that sound more plausible?

So you are happy for sp to charge per punter?
You think any girl will take an hourly rate for 12 different blokes to come and feel her up?
Deluded

Deluded?! I've just got off the phone from Coogan. Remember, he is one of us: External Link/Members Only - and then some, I've never stayed over at any such establishment.

[sparkus]

If 'Blind Punt' does go ahead can I volunteer to be "our Graham"?

Well up for the Bristol Maze though, I think they have such events in Japan when blokes can queue up to go into a hall of retired porn stars and feel them up.

[lillythesavage]

If 'Blind Punt' does go ahead can I volunteer to be "our Graham"?

Well up for the Bristol Maze though, I think they have such events in Japan when blokes can queue up to go into a hall of retired porn stars and feel them up.

Why " Retired" porn stars.

[daviemac]

Daft? Alright, how about this instead then: we get a couple of dozen girls to come to an office building late at night, they get their clothes off and stand with their backs to the walls. The contestant is blindfolded and he has to find his way out of the building by touching the girls (they'll do a special rate as it's just touching upstairs) who aren't allowed to talk. We can call it The Bristol Maze. Does that sound more plausible?
Deluded?! I've just got off the phone from Coogan. Remember, he is one of us: External Link/Members Only - and then some, I've never stayed over at any such establishment.

That's even worse, do me a favour and leave me out of it, you are coming up with the most rediculas suggestions.

I only posted on this thread to point out that things like this can't be arranged on the open forum and now that this has been made very clear anyone trying is likely to be banned.

[sparkus]

Why " Retired" porn stars.

i) working porn stars wouldn't need the money as badly
ii) I think the working age of Japanese porn stars is brief as there's so many so they then avail themselves of such opportunities
iii) there's a massive market for such things among Japanese men

If you read on here or the local guides, punting in Japan does look shockingly expensive compared to here, plus I think many Japanese men while having the disposable income don't have the *ahem* balls to see a WG and prefer porn.

I think what I have detailed is more of a Chestfest than a Bristol Maze, though the Japanese do have WG-themed gameshows:

External Link/Members Only

[docpassion1]

OP? do you really think this will happen?
How many punters are on the list to date?
The rules of this project seem very detailed.
A bit on a newbie here but hay ho, Sounds to me like your fantasy involves other punters that will help pay for it.
I am just saying this as I see it. I am planning to spend my hard-earned cash on my own projects.

[DouglasReynholm]

   I'm back, UKP nuts!  

Wait, you haven't arranged this for me while I was on my European tour?!

I didn't expect anyone to take this seriously.    If anyone got banned because of this then, er, sorry.

[daviemac]

  I'm back, UKP nuts!  

Wait, you haven't arranged this for me while I was on my European tour?!

I didn't expect anyone to take this seriously.    If anyone got banned because of this then, er, sorry.

There's only one person libel to be banned over this.

You should have left this thread where it was, on page 4.