For some strange reason the naivety of this post has got to me all week. He's looking for 'several hours of company'...what, at £60+ an hour. Or perhaps lorry drivers earn a lot
SCENARIO: Early morning in the Stigsfeet Household. Had THE WASH, quick brekky, peck on cheek to 'her indoors' then off in the lorry. Due to the early start the morning ' toileting' might be a bit rushed , so after a couple of hours bumping up the road, the odd fart will have crept out between the arse-cheeks and the plastic seat of the lorry. Soon lunchtime and a trip to ' Greasy Mamas' will have produced a burger with lots of onions and possibly a dash of chile or garlic sauce . Following that a few more farts ( seemingly we average 15/day ) will have crept out, and no doubt some body odour will now be building up. Late evening he parks up, seemingly unaware of the greasy onion and garlic breath, the overall BO, a crutch smelling like a Chinese wrestlers jock strap, and a backside emanating the odour from a veneer of bum-chutney. Assuming he can get a Provider to see him under such circumstances, should he choose to DATY, he too might be met with the fine fragrance of Eau de Poisson, a top note from a veneer of unwashed bum-chutney and the the base notes of a rapidly applied feminine wipe. He might even find himself going home with more than he set out with.
Panto scenario finished, use the help and advice given in reply on this site. Choose a couple of providers in each venue via AW, and check any reports using the 'search' facility here. For a good intimate time, ensure the provision of a shower, and , after you have enjoyed it, report back here. Happy New Year
