First Time Trip To London - Help!

[Pitvipper]

Hi all. Just discovered this great site. Traveling from The US to London for business. This will be my first time in the Uk.

My preliminary research shows that adult work or a private escort service are they way to go? I'm looking for a safe and discreet time.

Can you guys help me out with:
(1) what are the best outcall services (looking to spent $300-500 US dollars)
(2) how are the London strip clubs?
(3) are there any safe massage parlors and are they legal in the uk?

Will be staying at an upscale hotel in canary wharf/east London.

Thanks in advance for the advice! Cheers.

[EroticHeartBeat]

How's it going dude, know one on here seems to like divulging much info, I can't see the pint in this site if others read your message n don't give any in put. Guys we need help that's u were on here.
You tellin me that all the guys in here have no answer to your questions that's jus bollox.
Mate I'm not the most experienced but can say  aw generally seems the place to go.  Don't worry bout the legal / illegal stuff it's all good fun lol.  On your budget ur get a very sexy woman I know that tho I can't recommend any right  now. Sorry bro. Ifya your after a parlour then I recommend sala most guys on here talk about it n say it's great. Hope this gets the ball rolling for u. Peace

[yorkshire123]

How's it going dude, know one on here seems to like divulging much info, I can't see the pint in this site if others read your message n don't give any in put. Guys we need help that's u were on here.
You tellin me that all the guys in here have no answer to your questions that's jus bollox.
Mate I'm not the most experienced but can say  aw generally seems the place to go.  Don't worry bout the legal / illegal stuff it's all good fun lol.  On your budget ur get a very sexy woman I know that tho I can't recommend any right  now. Sorry bro. Ifya your after a parlour then I recommend sala most guys on here talk about it n say it's great. Hope this gets the ball rolling for u. Peace

What the hell are you talking about? If anything there is too much information on this forum for people to digest.
I'm not bothering to read you posts but by the sound of it your feeling a little bit left out & having a sulk, grow up for fucks sake 

[hendrix]

Hi all. Just discovered this great site. Traveling from The US to London for business. This will be my first time in the Uk.

My preliminary research shows that adult work or a private escort service are they way to go? I'm looking for a safe and discreet time.

Can you guys help me out with:
(1) what are the best outcall services (looking to spent $300-500 US dollars)
(2) how are the London strip clubs?
(3) are there any safe massage parlors and are they legal in the uk?

Will be staying at an upscale hotel in canary wharf/east London.

Thanks in advance for the advice! Cheers.

"Best" is subjective. A bit more info about what you think would qualify as the "best" service, looks etc would help. At your price point, there will be some almost guaranteed excellent girls. Strip clubs in London are like most strip clubs anywhere, expensive and usually disappointing. I wouldn't bother unless you're specifically looking for no contact and expensive drinks. I don't use massage parlours but pretty sure they're legal and generally safe.

[EroticHeartBeat]

Yorkshire 123 bro, feeling left out ? Come on mate no need to be childish. There is info on this site granted. But he has pacific questions n wants pacific answers, why should he have to scroll threw endless post to try n piece together what info he needs when he can just write his own post n people could help n jus quickly answer. It's called be social n helping ur fellow man. If that's me sulking lol then cool bro. Would of been nice if ya left some actually beneficial info in ur msg tho . Peace

[yorkshire123]

Yorkshire 123 bro, feeling left out ? Come on mate no need to be childish. There is info on this site granted. But he has pacific questions n wants pacific answers, why should he have to scroll threw endless post to try n piece together what info he needs when he can just write his own post n people could help n jus quickly answer. It's called be social n helping ur fellow man. If that's me sulking lol then cool bro. Would of been nice if ya left some actually beneficial info in ur msg tho . Peace

I wasn't talking about the OP's questions but your reference to the lack of help given by the members on here.
Personally I prefer to see it as doing ones research as opposed to scrolling through endless posts but obviously we have different views on that subject.
I also prefer not to act like some sort a Vietnam war protesting hippy throwback by referring to people as bro & ending my posts in peace.
Each to their own I suppose.

OP welcome to the forum by the way 

[password02]

Yorkshire 123 bro, feeling left out ? Come on mate no need to be childish. There is info on this site granted. But he has pacific questions n wants pacific answers, why should he have to scroll threw endless post to try n piece together what info he needs when he can just write his own post n people could help n jus quickly answer. It's called be social n helping ur fellow man. If that's me sulking lol then cool bro. Would of been nice if ya left some actually beneficial info in ur msg tho . Peace

Sorry can you translate into English as you sound like a 14 year old when he sends a text to his friends -
As hendrix has said and made some good points -
Is he looking at agency girls or independents? he needs to do a bit more reading and reaserch on UKP and then come back with specific questions rather than a general - Who can help me? question.

[EroticHeartBeat]

Exactly my friend each to there own, everyone has there own ideas. The best reply u could give the guy was some info instead of tryna get on my case. Yer some people don't wanna sit threw endless post might not hav the time to do so, also post may not be current n situation girls e.t.c has changed.  Anyways bro ifya think I can help me out at any point with my questions would be very great full . Peace

[EroticHeartBeat]

Password lol oh the teams after my blood. Why duz he hav to do more research. He quite clearly states what he is after in his questions, where is the confusion ? He is from states a lot of the post may not make to much sense to him. I just don't get why he is getting longed off. Oh seems no one likes the way I talk.  Why do I write like a hippie ? It's reader friendly that's y.

[yorkshire123]

Password lol oh the teams after my blood. Why duz he hav to do more research. He quite clearly states what he is after in his questions, where is the confusion ? He is from states a lot of the post may not make to much sense to him. I just don't get why he is getting longed off. Oh seems no one likes the way I talk.  Why do I write like a hippie ? It's reader friendly that's y.

 

[The_Don]

Hi all. Just discovered this great site. Traveling from The US to London for business. This will be my first time in the Uk.

My preliminary research shows that adult work or a private escort service are they way to go? I'm looking for a safe and discreet time.

Can you guys help me out with:
(1) what are the best outcall services (looking to spent $300-500 US dollars)
(2) how are the London strip clubs?
(3) are there any safe massage parlors and are they legal in the uk?

Will be staying at an upscale hotel in canary wharf/east London.

Thanks in advance for the advice! Cheers.

First of all, welcome to the forums 

Need a bit more info:

Type of girl you like (GFE / PSE)
Size (Big size 18+ /  Small 6)
Passive or go getter (I will eat you alive type)
DUO??


Incalls often are cheaper and some of better girls offer this only (IMHO)

how are the London strip clubs? = Waste of time (the ones I've been to) and only want to buy drinks (at rip of prices, welcome to rip off Briton)

are there any safe massage parlors and are they legal in the uk? Not sure how to best answer this (jump in members if you have a better understanding?): but depending on what offered it may be a  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[cockneybstrd]

To the OP

Most London Strip Clubs are shit.

If you give us an idea of the type of pro$$ie you want to meet i.e looks services etc it might help


To Erotic Heart Beat

Listen up Fam talking like you is some straight up fool with your phonetic chatter is not what works on UK Punting. If thats how you communicate with the written word. Then I suggest doing some evening classes. Filling your posts with endless Bro and Peace makes you come across like a mongo

[EroticHeartBeat]

The Don, almost perfectly answered my friend. Answered them jus how he laid them out. I'm gonna put my neck out here n assume he is after any particulate stunning girl say probz towards high class IDE say jus my feeling on it. Any ideas ?

Massage parlours are not illegal. Jus what goes down in some is lol.

[EroticHeartBeat]

Cockney bastard I'm from walthamstow mate. Your talking like a rude boy.  That's not very cockney me old china. Fuck me no one got nothing better to do than comment on my writing skills. Ur not on here to judge people n make assumptions. Just give advice n answer questions that what this place is for.

[akauya]

Pitvipper, probably the best thing to do is use a proximity search on Adultwork to find some prossies you like the look of and are based near your hotel. Post their profile links here and members will let you know what they know about them. As Hendrix said "best escort" is highly subjective, for all I know best for you might be a size 26 BBW woman in her 40s but best for others will be a size 10 woman in her 20s.



As for the other newbie twat who seems unable to write like an adult... I'm a bit proud of myself trying not to go into flame mode here... so breathe in... and out.... count 1 - 2 - 3 ..... 10 ahhh that's better 

[EroticHeartBeat]

Unable to write like a adult ( I'm about to go into flame mode) lmao  I've never hear a grown man use a phrase like that .  Release the flame mate ile put that shit out

[EroticHeartBeat]

Listen I realise u guys hav been on here along time n all know each other good mates n all that. But ur barking up the wrong tree tryna dig me out. Your starting on the wrong guy.  I'm gona be a good source of info soon as I've only jus started getting into all this. So girls jus calm  down abit instead of jumpin on my case n giv me some help. It will be returned tenfold soon.

[yorkshire123]

Listen I realise u guys hav been on here along time n all know each other good mates n all that. But ur barking up the wrong tree tryna dig me out. Your starting on the wrong guy.  I'm gona be a good source of info soon as I've only jus started getting into all this. So girls jus calm  down abit instead of jumpin on my case n giv me some help. It will be returned tenfold soon.

Come on then me old cockney gangster what was your last nic on here before you got banned 
Historically wind up merchants like you have almost certainly dropped a clanger & expose themselves for what they really are.

so breathe in... and out.... count 1 - 2 - 3 ..... 10  nope your still a cock
 

[fredpunter]

Tis a shame the thread has gone astray thanks to eroticknobcheese but as has been said, the op needs to be a bit more specific if he wants much help.

[Pitvipper]

Sorry can you translate into English as you sound like a 14 year old when he sends a text to his friends -
As hendrix has said and made some good points -
Is he looking at agency girls or independents? he needs to do a bit more reading and reaserch on UKP and then come back with specific questions rather than a general - Who can help me? question.

Thanks.

Agency is fine.

So "sala tai" is a good spa recommendation?

[Pitvipper]

First of all, welcome to the forums 

Need a bit more info:

Type of girl you like (GFE / PSE)
Size (Big size 18+ /  Small 6)
Passive or go getter (I will eat you alive type)
DUO??


Incalls often are cheaper and some of better girls offer this only (IMHO)

how are the London strip clubs? = Waste of time (the ones I've been to) and only want to buy drinks (at rip of prices, welcome to rip off Briton)

are there any safe massage parlors and are they legal in the uk? Not sure how to best answer this (jump in members if you have a better understanding?): but depending on what offered it may be a  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Thank you. To follow up:

(1) GFE is sufficient
(2) lookjng for Latina or a Brit with a nice fat ass
(3) strip clubs: just wanted to confirm that UK clubs only prove "air dances." Seems like a waste of time and money. Can get better mileage in the states.

In sum, I am looking for a safe/easy to set up outcall to an upscale hotel. I am shying away from in call as I don't want to take any chances with law enforcement.

[fredpunter]

I think most folk here do incalls and few of us have had trouble with the law. What age range appeals?

[Pitvipper]

I think most folk here do incalls and few of us have had trouble with the law. What age range appeals?

Latina milf would be ideal. But I am up for any busty Latina/Brit.

[fredpunter]

Latina milf would be ideal. But I am up for any busty Latina/Brit.

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[Pitvipper]

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TY.

Are there massage places near canary wharf?? Sala Tai is too far.

[fredpunter]

TY.

Are there massage places near canary wharf?? Sala Tai is too far.

If that's aimed at me then I'm afraid I'm not an expert on massage parlours or canary wharf, I've dabbled with both but not enough to advise.

[EroticHeartBeat]

Listen u bunch of pricks, this site is for info to help others out not for coming on n tryna mug someone off coz u think ur in a lil gang n your the chaps. Your nothing but mugs amazing how brave u can be behind a computer screen hey. Ifya don't like what I write then don't say anything at all SImPLES bunch of melts.

[fredpunter]

Listen u bunch of pricks, this site is for info to help others out not for coming on n tryna mug someone off coz u think ur in a lil gang n your the chaps. Your nothing but mugs amazing how brave u can be behind a computer screen hey. Ifya don't like what I write then don't say anything at all SImPLES bunch of melts.

Thanks for explaining that to us.

[yorkshire123]

Listen u bunch of pricks, this site is for info to help others out not for coming on n tryna mug someone off coz u think ur in a lil gang n your the chaps. Your nothing but mugs amazing how brave u can be behind a computer screen hey. Ifya don't like what I write then don't say anything at all SImPLES bunch of melts.

Now that's not very nice is it?
So to quote your good self "Ifya don't like what I write then don't say anything at all SImPLES" you fucking melt   

[Thepacifist]

Hi all. Just discovered this great site. Traveling from The US to London for business. This will be my first time in the Uk.

My preliminary research shows that adult work or a private escort service are they way to go? I'm looking for a safe and discreet time.

Can you guys help me out with:
(1) what are the best outcall services (looking to spent $300-500 US dollars)
(2) how are the London strip clubs?
(3) are there any safe massage parlors and are they legal in the uk?

Will be staying at an upscale hotel in canary wharf/east London.

Thanks in advance for the advice! Cheers.

I can recommend Ava from personal experience who will be touring Canary Wharf soon  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I wouldn't go to a strip club, waste of time and money.

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I don't know about parlours in London but I've been to External Link/Members Only and had a good time several times.

[Pitvipper]

I can recommend Ava from personal experience who will be touring Canary Wharf soon  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I wouldn't go to a strip club, waste of time and money.

Latinas - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

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I don't know about parlours in London but I've been to External Link/Members Only and had a good time several times.

Thanks you. Is House of Divine close to Canary Wharf? Looks like incall and outcall

[squeezebox]

Hi all. Just discovered this great site. Traveling from The US to London for business. This will be my first time in the Uk.

My preliminary research shows that adult work or a private escort service are they way to go? I'm looking for a safe and discreet time.

Can you guys help me out with:
(1) what are the best outcall services (looking to spent $300-500 US dollars)
(2) how are the London strip clubs?
(3) are there any safe massage parlors and are they legal in the uk?

Will be staying at an upscale hotel in canary wharf/east London.

Thanks in advance for the advice! Cheers.

Personally recommend this hottie in Canary Wharf.

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She offers In-call in CW and offers a GFE.  Latina type, very friendly...HOT fuck   

[akauya]

Thanks you. Is House of Divine close to Canary Wharf? Looks like incall and outcall

House of Divine has two brothels. If I'm not mistaken one near Pimlico and another near Warren Street tube stations. Neither are close to Canary Wharf but they are a short ride away by tube...

You can plan your (underground/subway) journey via the Transport for London website:

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One thing about House of Divine is that they are quite popular so you have to book the girls in advance - although sometimes they can fit you in if they have a cancellation.

[Pitvipper]

House of Divine has two brothels. If I'm not mistaken one near Pimlico and another near Warren Street tube stations. Neither are close to Canary Wharf but they are a short ride away by tube...

You can plan your (underground/subway) journey via the Transport for London website:

External Link/Members Only

One thing about House of Divine is that they are quite popular so you have to book the girls in advance - although sometimes they can fit you in if they have a cancellation.

Thanks. They have two locations in London. Will call to ask which is closest to Canary wharf.

[Pitvipper]

Personally recommend this hottie in Canary Wharf.

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She offers In-call in CW and offers a GFE.  Latina type, very friendly...HOT fuck   

Wow! tY! Will be booking her and Bust Carmila above.

[fredpunter]

Wow! tY! Will be booking her and Bust Carmila above.

They look like good choices, if a bit young to be milfs? 

[regenmeister]

so breathe in... and out.... count 1 - 2 - 3 ..... 10  nope your still a cock