Author Topic: Frequently Asked Questions (Read 2505 times)

Vice Admiral · « **on:** January 18, 2020, 09:07:28 am »

"Frequently Asked Questions" is one of my favourite sections of the profiles on Adult Work – not only because many of the questions are questions that in the real world no punter would ever conceivably ask, but also because the section often includes questions and / or answers that are surreal, eccentric or just plain bonkers.

Here's an example, representing the sole question and answer that Annybaby23 currently has in her FAQ section.
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Q. Plz dont waste my time
A. Many thanks

freeze44 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2020, 09:50:32 am »

yes can be fun the bullshit FAQ's!

Here's one.....

Q. Are there any clients who you will not see ?

A.
People who have booked and not turned up without letting me know there not coming.

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millbush · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2020, 10:08:53 am »

Quote from: freeze44 on January 18, 2020, 09:50:32 am

yes can be fun the bullshit FAQ's!

Here's one.....

Q. Are there any clients who you will not see ?

A.
People who have booked and not turned up without letting me know there not coming.

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That relates to any future bookings though I'd imagine.

sunnyj · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2020, 12:25:45 pm »

Q. Do you do bareback on meets?

A. No, the list of likes on my profile is just that. Likes. If you are interested in bareback, you will have to have met me at least 3 times.

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millbush · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:13:41 pm »

£450 ph good luck with that.

Vice Admiral · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:54:12 pm »

This isn’t as zany as my initial example, but I rather liked this instance of a question no punter would conceivably ever ask – while the girl's answer is arguably somewhat short on what might be termed supportive evidence:

Q. Are you really as filthy as you say you are?
A. Oh yes haha xx

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tantric talents · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2020, 01:58:40 pm »

Quote from: millbush on January 18, 2020, 01:13:41 pm

£450 ph good luck with that.

Just another typical Cammer who will never escort

Kool Keef · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2020, 03:46:37 pm »

The 'Can I buy you a gift?' question in the FAQs

tynetunnel · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2020, 04:13:15 pm »

Quote from: Kool Keef on January 18, 2020, 03:46:37 pm

The 'Can I buy you a gift?' question in the FAQs

Yes, this makes me

Does any punter actually buy them a gift?

signy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2020, 08:19:51 pm »

Quote from: tynetunnel on January 18, 2020, 04:13:15 pm

Yes, this makes me Does any punter actually buy them a gift?

I've bought the odd prop to use in a roleplay (nothing more that £5) and then left it behind afterwards. Does that count?

tantric talents · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2020, 08:58:27 pm »

Quote from: tynetunnel on January 18, 2020, 04:13:15 pm

Does any punter actually buy them a gift?

I often take in a small box of chocs or a bottle of wine to share and break the ice. Every girl loves a gift however small and it almost always helps the punt go well.
I have also received gifts from WGs.
One regular even gave me a bottle of polish vodka when she returned from a trip home!

This has all been well covered in other threads of course.

Home Alone · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2020, 09:52:42 pm »

Quote from: Vice Admiral on January 18, 2020, 09:07:28 am

"Frequently Asked Questions" is one of my favourite sections of the profiles on Adult Work – not only because many of the questions are questions that in the real world no punter would ever conceivably ask, but also because the section often includes questions and / or answers that are surreal, eccentric or just plain bonkers.

Here's an example, representing the sole question and answer that Annybaby23 currently has in her FAQ section.
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Q. Plz dont waste my time
A. Many thanks

Q. Why do your answers on here sound so strict?
A. Because I'm a naughty school teacher! ;-)

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robsmith149 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2020, 11:58:12 pm »

Q. How tall are you
A. I am 5ft tall in my Stockings
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She's 4ft tall without her stockings

Home Alone · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2020, 01:05:15 am »

Quote from: robsmith149 on January 18, 2020, 11:58:12 pm

Q. How tall are you
A. I am 5ft tall in my Stockings
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She's 4ft tall without her stockings

tynetunnel · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2020, 07:40:48 pm »

Quote from: signy on January 18, 2020, 08:19:51 pm

I've bought the odd prop to use in a roleplay (nothing more that £5) and then left it behind afterwards. Does that count?

No of course not. It’s a present to yourself effectively

Hypar · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2020, 08:05:04 pm »

Got a good laugh reading the FAQ on this profile

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Q. Are You Free?	A. No, I Charge
Q. Where Are You?	A. Here
Q. Are You Busy?	A. Yes
Q. Do you see old or disabled men?	A. Yes, No limit as long as you wont die on me.
Q. Do you offer True GFE?	A. Yes, absolutely, I want you to fall in Love
Q. How young a man can see you?	A. Over 25 and if you lie I will tell you to leave
Q. Do you wear a wig?	A. No, I like my own hair

It's always good to see a foreigner grasping that British sarcasm.

Home Alone · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2020, 08:47:07 pm »

Quote from: Hypar on January 23, 2020, 08:05:04 pm

Got a good laugh reading the FAQ on this profile

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Q. Are You Free? A. No, I Charge Q. Where Are You? A. Here Q. Are You Busy? A. Yes Q. Do you see old or disabled men? A. Yes, No limit as long as you wont die on me. Q. Do you offer True GFE? A. Yes, absolutely, I want you to fall in Love Q. How young a man can see you? A. Over 25 and if you lie I will tell you to leave Q. Do you wear a wig? A. No, I like my own hair
It's always good to see a foreigner grasping that British sarcasm.

I'd enjoy an hour with her; I'm sure. Pity she's so far from the Northwest.

B4bcock · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2020, 09:48:00 pm »

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Is an "English girl who will only see english clients xx"

Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. Will you see any clients? A. yes. i dont discriminate . age gender or race

freeze44 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2020, 10:02:39 pm »

Quote from: B4bcock on January 23, 2020, 09:48:00 pm

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Is an "English girl who will only see english clients xx"

Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. Will you see any clients? A. yes. i dont discriminate . age gender or race

Mind she is from Bristol

So is it only English of any age, gender or race?!

sunnyj · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2020, 08:22:58 pm »

Q. Is there a cancellation fee?
A. Yes there is hunny, the cancellation fee for an outcall is £60 and the cancellation fee for an incall is £30. Please do not waste my time as I won't like to waste yours either. X
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Not sure how she's gonna collect the cancellation fee.

freeze44 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2020, 08:26:08 pm »

Quote from: sunnyj on January 24, 2020, 08:22:58 pm

Q. Is there a cancellation fee?
A. Yes there is hunny, the cancellation fee for an outcall is £60 and the cancellation fee for an incall is £30. Please do not waste my time as I won't like to waste yours either. X
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Not sure how she's gonna collect the cancellation fee.

good one....have to send her a wheelbarrow of pennies or something??!! And that some list of FAQ's!!! Makes my eyes hurt!!

Vice Admiral · « **Reply #21 on:** January 26, 2020, 06:45:29 pm »

On the "Bonkers" thread on this board, Steely Dan has drawn our attention to The Blueberry Girl as "a bit mad in a good way" and therefore on his "some day" hotlist:

Certainly her Frequently Asked Questions are deliciously – but knowingly – eccentric.

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Q. Four songs to listen to this week:
A. #1: "Own it" by Stormzy feat Ed Sheeran & Burna Boy
#2: "Where do we go from here" by Ruelle
#3: "Señorita" by Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello
#4: "Strawberries & Cigarettes" by Troye Sivan

Q. What is your name?
A. My parents call me Alice but my Ex used to call me "A Nerd with a Vagina". I guess Alice sounds better...

Q. A random fact #29
A. According to scientists, when a butterflies fall in love, they feel people in their stomach.

Q. A sex tip #54
A. Always practice safe sex i.e. tie your partner to the bed so they will not fall off.

Q. What are the 3 most important chess rules?
A. # Protect the middle of the board. # Do not advance your Queen too soon. # Castle early!

Q. What is this week's quote?
A. “It’s not weird if it’s between us.”

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