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Yeboahsleftfoot

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Unexpectedly got some free time today after a meeting in Kew and was feeling a mixture of lazy and horny, so got hold of the Kiss receptionist, comms dead easy, all by text.

Confirmed what was on offer and booked the Body4Body massage with two assisted showers, hot oil and bodyslides for £200 with Lilly described as: 24, Polish, 32DD-26-36, size 8, 5'7", light blonde, blue eyes and Pearl, as per website: 21, Polish, 34B-25-36, size 8, 5'5", blonde, blue eyes.

I’ve not had many dodgy massages and have enjoyed brilliant, proper massage experiences at Tantric Massage London, reviewed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98872.msg1178945#msg1178945 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=95518.msg1150504#msg1150504 and a slightly more raunchy massage from Thelma here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=115093.0 and a couple of highly forgettable ones.

This was a bit more cash that TML but offered two assisted showers which I understood to be soapy birds tossing me off twice in addition to the massage and the photos look suspiciously good so I reckoned lets go for it with a good chance it might turn out an anti-climax.

Let me tell you, this little enterprise is an absolutely first class service delivered with aplomb.

I texted my arrival at the postcode, basically North Ealing station and the receptionist called and talk/walked me to the premises, an unprepossessing block of flats and buzzed me in.

She greeted me, hot enough, blonde Polish girl in her late twenties, I’d have been more than happy with her doing the massage.

She showed me into the massage room where I was greeted by "Lilly" & "Pearl", more likely Katia & Ola, in lingerie, they look remarkably as described and I’m getting excited. They are charming, smiling and have a bit of banter.

The room is luxuriously [for a brothel in Ealing] decorated, warm with music playing and candles burning, a velvet studded chair for your clothes. The double bed is mounted on a frame, a blow up mattress on top, covered in a burgundy faux leather filled covering, a leather pillow with that massage paper towel stuff covering it. The bed has a black faux leather studded headboard, burgundy velvet curtains round it and a black and gold velvet canopy over it.

The girls undress, I’m suitable impressed, then leave the room with my cash and go run the shower as I undress then return and lead me to the shower room and tell me to stand in the middle. They join me, soap us all down with Palmolive shower gel which, as a Tom Ford user offends my senses but its slippery and we are all wet and as I grope them they proceed to use four hands to play with my cock and balls then toss me off, moaning quietly. I lasted no more than five minutes before shooting my first load.

We cleaned up and went to the massage room where they placed me on my front, covered us in warm oil and worked my back and legs with their hands, then knees, then tits, then full body slides, with reach unders then asked me to turn over.

The movements are pretty firm but if they have any more than a GCSE in rubbing a bloke erotically from Warsaw technical college I’d be surprised.

They did, however look fucking marvelous oiled and naked and proceeded to take turns body sliding on my front, getting close to a kissing position, breathing in my ear while I groped them, bodies, tits and arses, no pussy play at any stage and working my cock and balls.

They read me well and went one each side allowing me to put my arms around them, pull them close and grope their arses as they used all four hands to bring me off to an explosive second pop.

They cleaned up the jizz and we lay for a while, an arm around each girl, chatting and stroking each other until Lilly went off to run the second shower which was a clean up with plenty of mutual groping and cock play and if I had any left, probably a third shot. I managed a good semi but there was fuck all chance of a third spaff.

They slapped me on the arse and left me to finish my shower alone, then I dressed and they were waiting, in towels, with the receptionist with a tray of chocolates in the reception room. I kissed them on each cheek and with a sardonic look said “I think I’ve had enough sweetness for one day” as I left with a broad grin on my face.


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Offline Ed R

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Offline Fully Sated

You are indeed a sinner sir! Long may it last! Thanks for the review.

Offline webpunter

This gaff has had some variable commentary - so they appear to have upped their game.  Their website certainly points to this - with an extensive menu as to whats on offer !

 
Nothing better than this type of session - especially if you've got the hangover horn
was feeling a mixture of lazy and horny


Designed by the dandy LaurenceLlewelyn-Bowen maybe ?  I do like it when i rock up to what turns out to be a pukka gaff.  Not a guarantee for the punting side of things but generally very favourable.  If they're going to invest in the place then no point in having shite burds & crap service
The room is luxuriously [for a brothel in Ealing] decorated, warm with music playing and candles burning, a velvet studded chair for your clothes. The double bed is mounted on a frame, a blow up mattress on top, covered in a burgundy faux leather filled covering, a leather pillow with that massage paper towel stuff covering it. The bed has a black faux leather studded headboard, burgundy velvet curtains round it and a black and gold velvet canopy over it.

After having previously dismissed the place, with your reporting i've added to my non AW HL
Looking at the website this is showing as 6 hand massage available soon.  The only question is could they all get hold of littleYLF @ the same time ?  :lol:

Yeboahsleftfoot

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The only question is could they all get hold of littleYLF @ the same time ?  :lol:

Cheeky fucker, on the 6 hander they could take 2 inches each....


Yeboahsleftfoot

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You are indeed a sinner sir! Long may it last! Thanks for the review.

My pleasure sir, it certainly was today  :P

Offline webpunter

With both hands ?  :lol:

Cheeky fucker, on the 6 hander they could take 2 inches each....

lcrowley

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Your punting budget mate is off the scale.  Time you made the FKK trip to Berlin or Frankfurt and reported back


Yeboahsleftfoot

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Your punting budget mate is off the scale.  Time you made the FKK trip to Berlin or Frankfurt and reported back

I would love to, time is my enemy or I'd be there in a jiffy....

Offline BarryProudfoot

Unexpectedly got some free time today after a meeting in Kew and was feeling a mixture of lazy and horny, so got hold of the Kiss receptionist, comms dead easy, all by text.

Confirmed what was on offer and booked the Body4Body massage with two assisted showers, hot oil and bodyslides for £200 with Lilly described as: 24, Polish, 32DD-26-36, size 8, 5'7", light blonde, blue eyes and Pearl, as per website: 21, Polish, 34B-25-36, size 8, 5'5", blonde, blue eyes.

I’ve not had many dodgy massages and have enjoyed brilliant, proper massage experiences at Tantric Massage London, reviewed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98872.msg1178945#msg1178945 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=95518.msg1150504#msg1150504 and a slightly more raunchy massage from Thelma here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=115093.0 and a couple of highly forgettable ones.

This was a bit more cash that TML but offered two assisted showers which I understood to be soapy birds tossing me off twice in addition to the massage and the photos look suspiciously good so I reckoned lets go for it with a good chance it might turn out an anti-climax.

Let me tell you, this little enterprise is an absolutely first class service delivered with aplomb.

I texted my arrival at the postcode, basically North Ealing station and the receptionist called and talk/walked me to the premises, an unprepossessing block of flats and buzzed me in.

She greeted me, hot enough, blonde Polish girl in her late twenties, I’d have been more than happy with her doing the massage.

She showed me into the massage room where I was greeted by "Lilly" & "Pearl", more likely Katia & Ola, in lingerie, they look remarkably as described and I’m getting excited. They are charming, smiling and have a bit of banter.

The room is luxuriously [for a brothel in Ealing] decorated, warm with music playing and candles burning, a velvet studded chair for your clothes. The double bed is mounted on a frame, a blow up mattress on top, covered in a burgundy faux leather filled covering, a leather pillow with that massage paper towel stuff covering it. The bed has a black faux leather studded headboard, burgundy velvet curtains round it and a black and gold velvet canopy over it.

The girls undress, I’m suitable impressed, then leave the room with my cash and go run the shower as I undress then return and lead me to the shower room and tell me to stand in the middle. They join me, soap us all down with Palmolive shower gel which, as a Tom Ford user offends my senses but its slippery and we are all wet and as I grope them they proceed to use four hands to play with my cock and balls then toss me off, moaning quietly. I lasted no more than five minutes before shooting my first load.

We cleaned up and went to the massage room where they placed me on my front, covered us in warm oil and worked my back and legs with their hands, then knees, then tits, then full body slides, with reach unders then asked me to turn over.

The movements are pretty firm but if they have any more than a GCSE in rubbing a bloke erotically from Warsaw technical college I’d be surprised.

They did, however look fucking marvelous oiled and naked and proceeded to take turns body sliding on my front, getting close to a kissing position, breathing in my ear while I groped them, bodies, tits and arses, no pussy play at any stage and working my cock and balls.

They read me well and went one each side allowing me to put my arms around them, pull them close and grope their arses as they used all four hands to bring me off to an explosive second pop.

They cleaned up the jizz and we lay for a while, an arm around each girl, chatting and stroking each other until Lilly went off to run the second shower which was a clean up with plenty of mutual groping and cock play and if I had any left, probably a third shot. I managed a good semi but there was fuck all chance of a third spaff.

They slapped me on the arse and left me to finish my shower alone, then I dressed and they were waiting, in towels, with the receptionist with a tray of chocolates in the reception room. I kissed them on each cheek and with a sardonic look said “I think I’ve had enough sweetness for one day” as I left with a broad grin on my face.


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Lilly looks fit - facially how you rating her?

Offline EspressoAndChill

I'm partial to a good massage: it's a bit of a treck for me, but I might bear it in mind when when I have some time off.
The photos look great: how did they match up in real life? Enhanced or natural? Facially? Both look to be size 8ish?
The shower service also sounds good: it sounds like you didn't push the boundaries too far, but did you get the sense that OWO, or fingering, would be allowed? (If I'm honest, it sounds like you had your hands full even without that!  :D)

Top review....

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Lilly looks fit - facially how you rating her?

Both facially good 7s, maybe more for some Barry

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I'm partial to a good massage: it's a bit of a treck for me, but I might bear it in mind when when I have some time off.
The photos look great: how did they match up in real life? Enhanced or natural? Facially? Both look to be size 8ish?
The shower service also sounds good: it sounds like you didn't push the boundaries too far, but did you get the sense that OWO, or fingering, would be allowed? (If I'm honest, it sounds like you had your hands full even without that!  :D)

Top review....

All natural, considering most massage photos are as far from the truth as Pinocchio these were pretty accurate, Lilly, dressed and made up is a definite head turner, her smile is very pretty, her tits are a bit droopy but felt very good brushing against my arse crack, neck, chest and chin. Both size 8, I was more than pleased when I met them, having expected a big let down. Pearl is above average looking too, their smily attitude made the whole experience great fun.

As far as boundaries are concerned I asked in the shower about touching, was told ok, but not everywhere i.e.. pussy, my naughty fingers brushed "underneath a few times and I was playfully admonished. I would say that they regard themselves as a "legit" erotic massage and there is no chance of owo or fingering, it's still a great experience if you accept it as such.

mystery2015

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This sounds like torture. Having them in front of you but not being able to feel them and taste them. They should start using it in Guantanamo  :P

Offline webpunter

Lots of the rag-head cunts are kiddy fiddlers & benders.  They'll spend time bum fucking each other if they get the chance.  Sure the guards must 'inadvertently' give them the opportunity to engage in this.  So they can have a laarf watching the sad useless wankers.  Had the place not shut down we could have organized a charity collection - sending them old copies of Fiesta, Escort & Razzle  :lol:

This sounds like torture. Having them in front of you but not being able to feel them and taste them. They should start using it in Guantanamo  :P

Offline Alastor22

Great review haha sounds like a good place. Are her names really Katia and Ola?

Offline Clipit

Thanks for a great review! Def gonna try this place next time I manage to get to London!

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Great review haha sounds like a good place. Are her names really Katia and Ola?

Probably....

Offline Colindunne

Bella @ kiss is an absolute darling too. Gorgeous looking, great great body and d cup bouncy boobs. An absolute dream.
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Offline Moneyd

Unexpectedly got some free time today after a meeting in Kew and was feeling a mixture of lazy and horny, so got hold of the Kiss receptionist, comms dead easy, all by text.

Confirmed what was on offer and booked the Body4Body massage with two assisted showers, hot oil and bodyslides for £200 with Lilly described as: 24, Polish, 32DD-26-36, size 8, 5'7", light blonde, blue eyes and Pearl, as per website: 21, Polish, 34B-25-36, size 8, 5'5", blonde, blue eyes.

I’ve not had many dodgy massages and have enjoyed brilliant, proper massage experiences at Tantric Massage London, reviewed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98872.msg1178945#msg1178945 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=95518.msg1150504#msg1150504 and a slightly more raunchy massage from Thelma here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=115093.0 and a couple of highly forgettable ones.

This was a bit more cash that TML but offered two assisted showers which I understood to be soapy birds tossing me off twice in addition to the massage and the photos look suspiciously good so I reckoned lets go for it with a good chance it might turn out an anti-climax.

Let me tell you, this little enterprise is an absolutely first class service delivered with aplomb.

I texted my arrival at the postcode, basically North Ealing station and the receptionist called and talk/walked me to the premises, an unprepossessing block of flats and buzzed me in.

She greeted me, hot enough, blonde Polish girl in her late twenties, I’d have been more than happy with her doing the massage.

She showed me into the massage room where I was greeted by "Lilly" & "Pearl", more likely Katia & Ola, in lingerie, they look remarkably as described and I’m getting excited. They are charming, smiling and have a bit of banter.

The room is luxuriously [for a brothel in Ealing] decorated, warm with music playing and candles burning, a velvet studded chair for your clothes. The double bed is mounted on a frame, a blow up mattress on top, covered in a burgundy faux leather filled covering, a leather pillow with that massage paper towel stuff covering it. The bed has a black faux leather studded headboard, burgundy velvet curtains round it and a black and gold velvet canopy over it.

The girls undress, I’m suitable impressed, then leave the room with my cash and go run the shower as I undress then return and lead me to the shower room and tell me to stand in the middle. They join me, soap us all down with Palmolive shower gel which, as a Tom Ford user offends my senses but its slippery and we are all wet and as I grope them they proceed to use four hands to play with my cock and balls then toss me off, moaning quietly. I lasted no more than five minutes before shooting my first load.

We cleaned up and went to the massage room where they placed me on my front, covered us in warm oil and worked my back and legs with their hands, then knees, then tits, then full body slides, with reach unders then asked me to turn over.

The movements are pretty firm but if they have any more than a GCSE in rubbing a bloke erotically from Warsaw technical college I’d be surprised.

They did, however look fucking marvelous oiled and naked and proceeded to take turns body sliding on my front, getting close to a kissing position, breathing in my ear while I groped them, bodies, tits and arses, no pussy play at any stage and working my cock and balls.

They read me well and went one each side allowing me to put my arms around them, pull them close and grope their arses as they used all four hands to bring me off to an explosive second pop.

They cleaned up the jizz and we lay for a while, an arm around each girl, chatting and stroking each other until Lilly went off to run the second shower which was a clean up with plenty of mutual groping and cock play and if I had any left, probably a third shot. I managed a good semi but there was fuck all chance of a third spaff.

They slapped me on the arse and left me to finish my shower alone, then I dressed and they were waiting, in towels, with the receptionist with a tray of chocolates in the reception room. I kissed them on each cheek and with a sardonic look said “I think I’ve had enough sweetness for one day” as I left with a broad grin on my face.


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Hi mate.

Been to see Ruby a week or two back (review to follow) and now off to see Lilly later this week.

She looks pretty busty from the pictures. Can you confirm Lilly's are decent? Size and firmness etc?

Will do 2 reviews at once after if seen Lilly so I can give a decent comparison.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Hi mate.

Been to see Ruby a week or two back (review to follow) and now off to see Lilly later this week.

She looks pretty busty from the pictures. Can you confirm Lilly's are decent? Size and firmness etc?

Will do 2 reviews at once after if seen Lilly so I can give a decent comparison.

To be honest I can't remember which was which, the girl with the biggest tits was a bit floppy, but great attitude and the venue is like The Ritz compared to Kensington Church Street.

Offline Moneyd

To be honest I can't remember which was which, the girl with the biggest tits was a bit floppy, but great attitude and the venue is like The Ritz compared to Kensington Church Street.

Yeah it's way better than Kensington!

Hmmm if they're a bit saggy I may change to Ruby. Hers were amazing

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Yeah it's way better than Kensington!

Hmmm if they're a bit saggy I may change to Ruby. Hers were amazing

If only they went all the way....

Offline Moneyd

If only they went all the way....

Could you imagine!

That's why I want to find Laura from Wellbeing. We did everything!

Offline cigano8

Great review YLF.  :hi:

Will need to check this place out when I'm next in the area

bigmanting1990

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Thanks for the review, will be my first rub and tug. I've felt like getting a massage due to a bad back so was wondering if the massage is any good?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Thanks for the review, will be my first rub and tug. I've felt like getting a massage due to a bad back so was wondering if the massage is any good?

The quality of massage is unlikely to sort your back out big man, for that will need a physiotherapist, these girls are more penitherapists and oily slide doctors.

mrhappy13

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Anyone tried the special massages that they offer such as the GirlOnGirl massage. I'm tempted to give it try however the prices for these massages are rather high so I'm not sure whether it is worth it.

Offline Moneyd

Anyone tried the special massages that they offer such as the GirlOnGirl massage. I'm tempted to give it try however the prices for these massages are rather high so I'm not sure whether it is worth it.

I've only had body2body. Was quality. Expensive but it was not your average rub and tug.

Ruby was fit. Great body and perfect tits.

The more expensive ones look good but I wouldn't pay that. There's a line.

64P

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Hoping all the above and web site accurate as off for great sounding session with Bella this week. If she's anything close to her pictures then in for a real treat.

Offline Moneyd

Hoping all the above and web site accurate as off for great sounding session with Bella this week. If she's anything close to her pictures then in for a real treat.

Looking forward to the feedback as I'd like to try Bella. Was put off by Lilly after reading that her tits are a bit saggy.

Jonny999

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None of the pictures are real, but the girls are pretty. Bella is overall the best of the bunch, sexy and sweet. Probably the raunchiest. Ruby is mega fit but found her slightly reserved. Pearl is sweet girl next door type. Lilly is nice too. Never seen Agnes, don't think she works there anymore. Must add I kinda fancy the maid too, wonder if she can be persuaded :-). Overall a great outfit for FBSM, always a service with a smile. Downsides, too many options and specials are expensive. Therapeutic massage could be better.