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Author Topic: Winter Draws On - Punting Hibernation?  (Read 1008 times)

Offline formulajuan1

In many previous years, as Winter arrives and the temperature drops, I've had no option but to go into Punting Hibernation due to the cold. Like many others on this Site I am a "Senior Punter" and I now feel the cold a lot more than in my youth. Many SP's perform on top of the bed, rather like being on a Massage Table, and in the cold when fitting the bag I might need to give them a Map Reference so they could find it! We pay the SP's handsomly, but often they won't put the damn heating on! This year I'm in luck, as one of my current Regs always uses clean sheets and a warm Duvet, so post-shag spooning on a cold day is bliss. Do others experience the low temperature / vanishing dick problem?
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Offline Watts.E.Dunn

Havent you had your Winter heating payment yet?

I mean 200 squids goes a, well bugger all towards punting costs, but perhaps the girl might keep the heating on a bit more or turn it up?..

They do seem to be reluctant to let us under the sheets, suppose it seperats their normal lifes from the "day job"?

Offline Gordon Bennett

Past few days have been alright weather-wise but previous two weeks I don't think the sun popped out once.... 14 days of grey dreary overcast cold weather. I definitely feel flat and lethargic in those sort of conditions and disinclined to go scurrying about after escorts. Also, fucking traffic this time of year is mental! All in all I have little appetite to venture out for any reason this time of year.

Offline Watts.E.Dunn

Past few days have been alright weather-wise but previous two weeks I don't think the sun popped out once.... 14 days of grey dreary overcast cold weather. I definitely feel flat and lethargic in those sort of conditions and disinclined to go scurrying about after escorts. Also, fucking traffic this time of year is mental! All in all I have little appetite to venture out for any reason this time of year.

Well Gordon B there is the aspect that is there anything worth going out for in ones nect of those old woods?.

Offline threechilliman

I went into punting hibernation last winter. Strange, and it wasn't intended, as I prefer fucking in cool conditions. Warm weather makes me boil over like a saucepan you've forgotten about.

Online Punterperson1971

I punt whenever the mood takes me wether it’s hot or cold it doesn’t bother me,a regular I see has a room that’s cold but as I’m the first one  she’s in a morning before I go to work she makes sure the heater is on to warm room up and you tend to forget it’s on to be fair.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2019, 09:54:39 pm by Punterperson1971 »

Offline Thephoenix

With my circulation, a warm room is essential if having an hour's massage... (and even better still a heated massage table.)

Not pleasant if it's cold.... the massage oil goes cold, my feet turn into ice, and in some cases I've started shivering, which obviously spoils the massage.😨


Offline Ilovebbw

Oct-April is my main punting season. Less nosey neighbours around, easier to sneak into the venue in darker hours and the summer sun saps my fat frame of any energy. Horses for courses.

Offline londonroad

Apparently the magic blue pill has additional benefits of maintaining circulation in the colder weather! Who would like to undertake some research?

Offline Home Alone

Apparently the magic blue pill has additional benefits of maintaining circulation in the colder weather! Who would like to undertake some research?

Well, I haven't been part of a research study; but, 12 or 13 years ago now, I told my GP that "my new girlfriend" ;) had suggested she'd get me some Kamagra but I'd said not to get them till I'd had my blood pressure, etc, checked. The GP checked them for me & pronounced them satisfactory and then gave me the glad tidings that, because of the circulation problems associated with my congenital disability, I qualified for 4 Viagra a month on NHS prescription. :yahoo:

Then my GP added in her east of Scotland accent - think Maggie Smith in the film of 'The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie', "Ye'll still have to go through foreplay, mind!" Ah well, if I must, I must!!  :D :D :D
« Last Edit: December 02, 2019, 11:47:43 pm by Home Alone »

Offline paper7

Well, I haven't been part of a research study; but, 12 or 13 years ago now, I told my GP that "my new girlfriend" ;) had suggested she'd get me some Kamagra but I'd said not to get them till I'd had my blood pressure, etc, checked. The GP checked them for me & pronounced them satisfactory and then gave me the glad tidings that, because of the circulation problems associated with my congenital disability, I qualified for 4 Viagra a month on NHS prescription. :yahoo:

Then my GP added in her east of Scotland accent - think Maggie Smith in the film of 'The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie', "Ye'll still have to go through foreplay, mind!" Ah well, if I must, I must!!  :D :D :D
Bloody hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!!

Offline Home Alone

You're welcome, paper7. :hi:

I don't know how I didn't burst out laughing myself. To be fair, the little printed page inside every box of Viagra and now Cialis makes the same point.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2019, 03:09:28 am by Home Alone »

Online RandomGuy99

Warming up with the WG is one of the fun bits of winter punting.

Offline Home Alone

Havent you had your Winter heating payment yet?

I mean 200 squids goes a, well bugger all towards punting costs, but perhaps the girl might keep the heating on a bit more or turn it up?..

They do seem to be reluctant to let us under the sheets, suppose it seperats their normal lifes from the "day job"?


I'd guess that would be particularly true of those SPs who, irrespective of what their Likes are said to be, won't provide DFK because they 'save that for the husband/boyfriend/Sergei', or any combination of all three! ;)

And I suppose it also depends how they entered 'the industry'. I remember being surprised when I took my first nervous steps into a Massage Parlour in Greater Manchester to be expected to perform on top of the duvet. I had just assumed it would be like it was in happier times with the OH, viz. under the duvet for most, if not absolutely all, of the time.

One day with my last, much-missed, Regular, I felt a bit cold so asked if I could be a bit cheeky and get under the duvet with her. I'd been seeing her for long enough to 'get away' with such a question - maybe because of the way I asked it - and for the remainder of my visits, it became a regular feature of each appointment.

Online Punterperson1971

Warming up with the WG is one of the fun bits of winter punting.
Very true  it’s the best part

Offline 77lenny00

I'm a warm weather person myself. Although I haven't punted for several years I remember meeting a couple of ladies who are no longer active.

With the first, as soon as I got out of the shower she was under the covers waiting for me and said.. 'sorry the heating is broken, all I want to do is go home to bed...'  :( :( :(

At another winter punt where the heating was broken the flat was so cold that neither of us wanted to get out of bed! I never even got a decent look at the lady because as soon as she stood up she put her dressing gown on :( :( :(

Never again - my next punt will be in the Summer

Offline GingerNuts


Online Punterperson1971

In what year?
Maybe let 2023 maybe 2024 judging how long he’s been on here,member since 2016 (July)
« Last Edit: December 03, 2019, 09:45:17 pm by Punterperson1971 »

Offline robsmith149

Not punted since october and won't bother till april probably, can't be arsed to make the effort when it's cold.

Offline katmandu

Not punted since october and won't bother till april probably, can't be arsed to make the effort when it's cold.
That really is hibernation! Hope you got plenty of acorns stored for winter  :hi:

Offline tynetunnel

That really is hibernation! Hope you got plenty of acorns stored for winter  :hi:
He’ll certainly have to play with his own nuts  :lol: