Maybe a case of sagg
Maybe a case of saggy booby babes stick together. Or just
“I don’t want to look like I’m touting but I am anyway. Just, y’know, keeping a presence boys.” Blah blah blah.
This is definitely not the website to push your working hours, your tits — flabby or otherwise — or any other “chatty prossie shite” that fills your day.
If UKE isn’t big enough for you, try suduko. You’ll end up with sore and underused pissflaps if you try subtly to advertise on UK Punting.