Asking to be 1st client of the day

[Moby Dick]

I haven’t really heard of any SP getting excited at the thought of this request. A lot of us don’t like it. Some like me completely decline. Some lie and get rid of evidence that another punter has been there 

In my personal experience, punters with this attitude are a lot more hassle than they are worth. How many people I’ve seen and at what time is none of anyone’s business, sorry.

Thank you for clarifying that, wasn’t aware that this was an issue, probably cos I’ve never asked to be first. I am a gentlemen and let the others have a go first.

Learn something new everyday.

I get they can be a bit fussy, demanding, yet squeamish precious snowflakes, but at the end of the day it’s a good start to the day surely?

[Palomaxxxxxx]

Someone has to be your first customer of the day, either by accident or design, do they all get regarded with suspicion ?

Well, naturally someone has to be first. Can’t speak for every SP but my first customer could be at any time of day, maybe I had other things to do or I just didn’t feel like working till later and my first client ends up being at 6pm.

No I don’t regard the first customer with suspicion at all, unless they start asking needy questions about ‘being first’ or intrusive questions about my schedule 

[cotton]

Well, naturally someone has to be first. Can’t speak for every SP but my first customer could be at any time of day, maybe I had other things to do or I just didn’t feel like working till later and my first client ends up being at 6pm.

No I don’t regard the first customer with suspicion at all, unless they start asking needy questions about ‘being first’ or intrusive questions about my schedule 

Exactly you mean needy in the sense they need you to comply as close as possible to their definition of clean and you dont like the implied inference that at other times your are dirty , i can understand that, but i can also understand why punters would want to maximise their chances of getting you fresh , nothing wrong with that , especially if your going to lick pussy.

[Palomaxxxxxx]

but i can also understand why punters would want to maximise their chances of getting you fresh , nothing wrong with that , especially if your going to lick pussy.

Getting me fresh? Well thank god for femfresh then. I really don’t understand this fascination of me being magically virginal and cillit bang clean at the start of the working day. If a WG is hygienic and clean, then it won’t matter what time of day you see her, surely if you are a clean person your standards shouldn’t slip throughout the day?

I don’t wear makeup for this reason. I like to look consistent and feel clean and fresh throughout the day. Makeup slips and makes me feel dirty, personally.

[Hobbit]

Getting me fresh? Well thank god for femfresh then. I really don’t understand this fascination of me being magically virginal and cillit bang clean at the start of the working day. If a WG is hygienic and clean, then it won’t matter what time of day you see her, surely if you are a clean person your standards shouldn’t slip throughout the day?

I don’t wear makeup for this reason. I like to look consistent and feel clean and fresh throughout the day. Makeup slips and makes me feel dirty, personally.

Make up is important in my opinion. You're missing out. I certainly wouldn't see any girl that doesn't wear makeup.

[Hobbit]

Following on from one of my reviews what exactly is the problem with asking to be 1st client of the day,pretty clear it is an ussue for a lot of escorts.

If you are asking this question then you are definitely a novice and have a lot to learn. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what time you see a hooker as long as she is completely hygienic and provides a good service. That's all that matters.

[cotton]

If you are asking this question then you are definitely a novice and have a lot to learn. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what time you see a hooker as long as she is completely hygienic and provides a good service. That's all that matters.

But whos guarantee of hygeine are you taking. A hookers ?  There is no guarantee and when it comes to the possibility of eating 2nd hand porridge isnt it best to err on the side of caution.  Of course being first in line is no guarantee of cleanliness but at least your stacking the deck in your favour.
Personally i like the smell of pussy so id rather have a slept in pussy that smells like nice natural pussy rather than some pussy thats been scrubbed raw and smells of femfresh or detergent and also has the danger of porridge remnants hanging around.

[Palomaxxxxxx]

But whos guarantee of hygeine are you taking. A hookers ?  There is no guarantee and when it comes to the possibility of eating 2nd hand porridge isnt it best to err on the side of caution.  Of course being first in line is no guarantee of cleanliness but at least your stacking the deck in your favour.
Personally i like the smell of pussy so id rather have a slept in pussy that smells like nice natural pussy rather than some pussy thats been scrubbed raw and smells of femfresh or detergent and also has the danger of porridge remnants hanging around.

I’m quite perplexed by your logic.

So you want a guarantee of cleanliness but a ‘slept in pussy’? What exactly is that? A pussy I haven’t washed since yesterday?

By the way, femfresh is completely odourless. It is not used internally as would disturb the natural PH balance of the vagina, so the natural smell of a vagina will still be there. Also, who would scrub a pussy ‘raw’? Sounds hideously uncouth and recipe for thrush. Porridge and laundry detergent would also give you a nice bit of BV.

[Jonestown]

.....it doesn't matter what time you see a hooker....

Oh yes it does, the choice it entirely the punter's, if he just wants an early in the day booking, or wants to be first, last or lucky number three, its his choice and is no one else's business, it just helps to know the times the WG works, and  to not come across weird when making the booking.

[cotton]

I’m quite perplexed by your logic.

So you want a guarantee of cleanliness but a ‘slept in pussy’? What exactly is that? A pussy I haven’t washed since yesterday?

By the way, femfresh is completely odourless. It is not used internally as would disturb the natural PH balance of the vagina, so the natural smell of a vagina will still be there. Also, who would scrub a pussy ‘raw’? Sounds hideously uncouth and recipe for thrush. Porridge and laundry detergent would also give you a nice bit of BV.

Yeh a pussy that has been washed recently after your last client but has had a chance to recover and smells like a nice natural pussy.
If you clean yourself with femfresh after a client then there will be the smell of femfresh and if femfresh is odorless then there will be no smell  . 
So the inside of your pussy and the porridge remnants is still a worry if your only femfreshing on the outside.

[JJDelta]

It doesn't really make a difference if you're first or not. At one stage with my regular I asked to be the first appointment a few times. But it doesn't make a difference and quickly changed that to a time that suited me most. As long they're clean then it's fine in my eyes. Just like how they expect you to be clean, you expect them. Also doesn't really affect the energy side of things either, I expect the WG to have the energy I'm used to and vice versa.

You ultimately need to address the concern surrounding being the 1st punt of the day. You'll probably resolve it internally after thinking about it properly for a minute or two. Or after reading this thread 

[Palomaxxxxxx]

Yeh a pussy that has been washed recently after your last client but has had a chance to recover and smells like a nice natural pussy.
If you clean yourself with femfresh after a client then there will be the smell of femfresh and if femfresh is odorless then there will be no smell  . 
So the inside of your pussy and the porridge remnants is still a worry if your only femfreshing on the outside.

Interesting how someone who doesn’t have a pussy seems to know everything about feminine hygiene and how a vagina cleans itself...Enjoy your ‘slept in’ pussy with a side of porridge for breakfast

(all my posts are light hearted no offence intended) 

[Yankee21]

I am surprised that SP's don't charge a 'premium' for the opportunity to be first of the day.

[HumphryB]

The use of the term "porridge"  in relation to RO by member Cotton and what is meant by its reference should be clarified.
I think i know myself what it means, miby he should further explain?

(Can't work out quoting multiple posts in a reply, but all posts are in this thread)

Quote from cotton

"Probably hookers might think that kindof attitude is a bit fussy and theyd rather we wernt so fussy but it depends how big an issue eating some other guys spunk is. "

So... he happily meets SP's who bareback and his gripe is he wants to eat their "fresh" fannys by being first of the day?
Deluded and manky

[mrfishyfoo]

Fuck me there's some naive punters out there. 

It's not difficult to tell if a lass has a clean fanny and even easier to tell if it ain't. 

[B4bcock]

In my experience, the freshness of a fanny is all about the SP's attitude to personal hygiene and nothing to do with the timing of the punt.

[OakTree]

Sorry lost the plot there and missed a whole page. Ignore what I previously wrote.

[sparkus]

I've tried to book prossies at 2pm and been told they're not starting until 4pm, especially at weekends.

I've also rocked up at 6pm and been told I am the first client of the day because business is bad, especially recently.

[Moby Dick]

I've tried to book prossies at 2pm and been told they're not starting until 4pm, especially at weekends.

I've also rocked up at 6pm and been told I am the first client of the day because business is bad, especially recently.

Some hotels don’t allow check in until 3pm, so they need an hour with their pimp boyfriend before they start work for their first snowflake who is non the wiser.   

Having a proper helping of man porridge, but at least her clunge don’t smell of rubber.

[Bonker]

I find it curious that paloma, and many posters on the wg site, have a model of a punter they will see. Any deviation from this and  'don't see and block' comes into effect. Instant judgement, no attempt to check the punter out with further questions.

At the same time, the list of dusty phones is a mile long. As is the one about being hard up financially.

[Palomaxxxxxx]

I find it curious that paloma, and many posters on the wg site, have a model of a punter they will see. Any deviation from this and  'don't see and block' comes into effect. Instant judgement, no attempt to check the punter out with further questions.

At the same time, the list of dusty phones is a mile long. As is the one about being hard up financially.

Well the thing is about being independent, is that we get to choose who we see. Anyone who we don’t want to see usually gets blocked. I’d say a model punter is one that is punctual, clean, polite and doesn’t fall in love with me or make needy ‘first of the day’ requests. I decline these requests because quite frankly, I’m a bit fucking busy to decline bookings and pussy foot around clients who are distressed at the fact that I MAY have had sex before them. Showers exist for that reason.

Are you talking about my personal phone? Because if so, yes it’s a crying shame.

I would like to know where you got your evidence from to form that conclusion though, and how WGs simply being choosy with who they see has a direct correlation with a dusty phone and being destitute? Usually someone is picky because they can afford to be, as they say beggars can’t be choosers, so if someone was ‘hard up financially’, I don’t think they’d be very picky on who they let fuck them for cash. A dusty phone is usually because someone is shit at their job, is transparent about what they provide, or their pussy stinks.

I hope I gave OP the answer to his question. I don’t know a single WG who likes this request, but of course I can’t speak for everyone

[Hobbit]

I’m quite perplexed by your logic.

So you want a guarantee of cleanliness but a ‘slept in pussy’? What exactly is that? A pussy I haven’t washed since yesterday?

By the way, femfresh is completely odourless. It is not used internally as would disturb the natural PH balance of the vagina, so the natural smell of a vagina will still be there. Also, who would scrub a pussy ‘raw’? Sounds hideously uncouth and recipe for thrush. Porridge and laundry detergent would also give you a nice bit of BV.

No. I think I know what he means.. I remember going down on a girl who I was seeing many years ago and she was always very hygienic and extremely clean but one day when I was eating her mango, it had a kind of musky smell to it. Nothing awful or fishy, it was just musky and it was quite a turn on. I don't know how you would achieve such a musky smell but nevertheless, I have never experienced that ever again.

[Hobbit]

Oh yes it does, the choice it entirely the punter's, if he just wants an early in the day booking, or wants to be first, last or lucky number three, its his choice and is no one else's business, it just helps to know the times the WG works, and  to not come across weird when making the booking.

Yes it is  entirely the punter's choice as you say but I was Making my point with reference to the OP's question. Being first doesn't make her any more Hygienic.

[cotton]

I find it curious that paloma, and many posters on the wg site, have a model of a punter they will see. Any deviation from this and  'don't see and block' comes into effect. Instant judgement, no attempt to check the punter out with further questions.

At the same time, the list of dusty phones is a mile long. As is the one about being hard up financially.

You have to say fair play to Paloma if shes really fully booked and can afford to block punters who makes any kind of special request then good luck to her.  But in the same way as she would characterise punters who make "first booking of the day" requests as needy i would classify SPs who resent and refuse doing the smallest things to accomodate a punters wishes as hard faced with a "woudnt piss on you if you were on fire" mindset. 
A hookers willingness to make sure you have a good time is critical in the whole punting proceedure , a hooker who resents "first booking of the day" requests for me would flag a suspect attitude   
Everything considered diferent hookers suit different punters and thats just natural and its probably for the best that hookers with a wpoyiywof mindset block punters who are looking for a more placable experience and concentrate on , i guess punters who are more looking for a cold blooded sexual experience.  Horses for courses.
And i reiterate what Paloma said (all my posts are light hearted no offence intended)   

[sparkus]

Some hotels don’t allow check in until 3pm, so they need an hour with their pimp boyfriend before they start work for their first snowflake who is non the wiser.   

Having a proper helping of man porridge, but at least her clunge don’t smell of rubber.

I've had to wait in hotel receptions several times as the WG advertised herself on AW but hadn't checked in yet.  It's weird to have first sight of them in a lift.  Always Euro MILF WGs though.

[Moby Dick]

I've had to wait in hotel receptions several times as the WG advertised herself on AW but hadn't checked in yet.  It's weird to have first sight of them in a lift.  Always Euro MILF WGs though.

Sweaty fanny from the journey, desperate for a shit, but cos she was running late and you kept ringing she told you to come straight up? 

[sparkus]

Sweaty fanny from the journey, desperate for a shit, but cos she was running late and you kept ringing she told you to come straight up? 

Hey, if anything it's them who are desperate for the cash and don't let not being there get in the way of it.

I do notice that the older ones working from hotels do let you go over time as they want a spoon and a chill after the main event while they regale you with some spiel about:

- this isn't my only job, back home I'm a designer and have a team under me; or
- this isn't my only job, I'm also a supply teacher; or
- my English husband in town X doesn't know I do this, even though I also work in a brothel there

My favourite "I'm not just a hooker" was a massive chebbed almost six foot Polish bird who snapped at me "I also work as cleaner you know"

[Blackpool Rock]

Just thinking about this a bit more and it appears from various comments that "a lot" of girls find this request to be needy and I can partly see their point however those same girls probably / presumably also find other requests needy 

What about if someone asked to be the last punter of the day as they liked a girl to have already been seen by multiple punters 
What about a dress request, please wear stockings and / or heels etc
What about role play
What about XYZ 

[Moby Dick]

What about if someone asked to be the last punter of the day as they liked a girl to have already been seen by multiple punters 

They will think you want to overstay your welcome, boundary push for free time.
And a bit weird for wanting to be last.

Do you ask for a drink from all the full condoms in the bin?   

[sparkus]

They will think you want to overstay your welcome, boundary push for free time.
And a bit weird for wanting to be last.

Do you ask for a drink from all the full condoms in the bin?   

I don't recall where I read it but apparently someone did this (as in got off on it).

[cotton]

Just thinking about this a bit more and it appears from various comments that "a lot" of girls find this request to be needy and I can partly see their point however those same girls probably / presumably also find other requests needy 

What about if someone asked to be the last punter of the day as they liked a girl to have already been seen by multiple punters 
What about a dress request, please wear stockings and / or heels etc
What about role play
What about XYZ

Yeh to me its demonstrative of a "its my way or the highway" attitude and personally that sets alarm bells off about their overall attitude 

[Moby Dick]

I don't recall where I read it but apparently someone did this (as in got off on it).

It’s for real. I don’t make this shit up.

[Lou2019]

Just thinking about this a bit more and it appears from various comments that "a lot" of girls find this request to be needy and I can partly see their point however those same girls probably / presumably also find other requests needy 

What about if someone asked to be the last punter of the day as they liked a girl to have already been seen by multiple punters 
What about a dress request, please wear stockings and / or heels etc
What about role play
What about XYZ

when someone asks to be the last of the day the warning sign is are they going to rob me of my days takings?

[Palomaxxxxxx]

They will think you want to overstay your welcome, boundary push for free time.
And a bit weird for wanting to be last.

Usually burglars ask to be last 

[Moby Dick]

Usually burglars ask to be last 

I get that, and even if they don’t book/or show up they could be waiting in the shadows as you leave the building.
No one is straight forward these days : “Can I see you before you go to the post office?”
These fuckers ruin it for everyone.

[MissWolf]

Its funny how differently people view this kind of request and subject.
I can only speak from my personal experience having been asked this many times over the last 5 years and that is, it all comes down to how you make the request to me.
If you send something like 'hi i wan be first to fuck you so u clean' then you are going to get a slightly less understanding answer, it will contain something like, i'm always freshly showered for a booking be that the first or last of the day, a little more information would help like what day and what time are you looking for? If your reply is equally as badly typed or just plain immature then i'm not likely to accept that booking.
I don't have an issue in general with most requests be they first of the day, service or outfit as long as they are sent in a tidy way, being dickish and rude is more likely to result in a non booking rather that the actual request.

[hamchang]

I can sort of understand the request if you are a slightly sensitive barebacker who likes to think that every barebacking lady is only barebacking with him, and thus prefers not to think he is going down on Mustafa's milky chutney or Colin's goose fat or getting some up the japseye.

[Jonestown]

Ok, so first of the day is out, & last of the day is out, so how about a lunch time punt, or is there a risk your M&S three bean salad will go missing ?

[hamchang]

Ok, so first of the day is out, & last of the day is out, so how about a lunch time punt, or is there a risk your M&S three bean salad will go missing ?

Avoid after lunch - I've known of a hooker puke after a vigorous pumping

[Blackpool Rock]

It’s for real. I don’t make this shit up.

Yeah I heard the story while sat in SS Prestwich waiting room, the receptionist / maids / couple of girls were recalling stories and apparently there was a guy who went round parlours asking to fish the used condoms out of bins so he could drink the contents 

[Blackpool Rock]

when someone asks to be the last of the day the warning sign is are they going to rob me of my days takings?

I can understand that concern as i'm naturally cautious myself and always have my guard up but i'm wondering whether you actually get any bookings    It's a joke BTW 

[Hobbit]

I can understand that concern as i'm naturally cautious myself and always have my guard up but i'm wondering whether you actually get any bookings    It's a joke BTW 

I think you have to take everything that hookers say with a pinch of salt, simply because money talks, and girls don't want to lose out on business. There are requests that they will guard against for safety reasons but a lot of the time they try to accommodate most things that they can.

[mrfishyfoo]

I find it curious that paloma, and many posters on the wg site, have a model of a punter they will see. Any deviation from this and  'don't see and block' comes into effect. Instant judgement, no attempt to check the punter out with further questions.

At the same time, the list of dusty phones is a mile long. As is the one about being hard up financially.

That's the bit about that site I don't get. FFS the lasses are making out that they are so badly done to yet they continue to hold out for "silly" prices, whilst continuing to moan, because their PRIDE won't let them "de-value" their service.

[Bonker]

I think that what they say and what they do are sometimes different. There's a bravado about turning punters away.

[Palomaxxxxxx]

I get that, and even if they don’t book/or show up they could be waiting in the shadows as you leave the building.
No one is straight forward these days : “Can I see you before you go to the post office?”
These fuckers ruin it for everyone.

Unfortunately so. We can’t be too careful these days. Punters also. To be honest just request a specific time and I tend to work around that, for me this is not a problem as I am very flexible with my schedule. I suppose the only way you’d truly know if you were going to be first is if you were going to see someone at a parlour and you got there as soon as it opened

[mrfishyfoo]

Avoid after lunch - I've known of a hooker puke after a vigorous pumping

Me too.

I was throat fucking her and finished with a throatpie. Then she showed me her dinner. 

[hamchang]

Me too.

I was throat fucking her and finished with a throatpie. Then she showed me her dinner. 

Yep - that reminds me of another time when deepthroat suddenly got a lot more interesting .. until the smell hit.

[samalison199]

it makes no difference. some girls dont have set work hours... so if she just sees clients whenever she feels like it, you may think youre the first one at 7am but shes had someone at 5am.

[sparkus]

It’s for real. I don’t make this shit up.

I've no doubt. It's bit beyond the weird fetish of licking other men's cum out of your OH.

[Moby Dick]

I've no doubt. It's bit beyond the weird fetish of licking other men's cum out of your OH.

Is that weird, or asking to be first weird?
I have witnessed a “slave” at a party being held down by Working Girls and force fed the contents of every filled condom throughout the party. Around 10 loads in total.
I must point out I just fill the condom, nothing to do with how it gets disposed of. That’s her present.