TS - How to prepare beforehand?

[leopardbing]

This post is about Trans Escorts so if this makes you uncomfortable, please leave this thread.

Thanks to porn and seeing all the positive reviews here I've been increasingly interested in seeing a trans escort. One thing I want to try is being a bottom (eek). Now, I imagine it's a similar prep required as a girl before anal sex, but I'm not entirely sure how to. I've gotten myself an anal bulb douche from Lovehoney but how can I be sure that it will be clear?

I can't imagine an escort reacting with anything other than absolute disgust at seeing some shit come out on her johnny.

Any tips?

[whiskyfan]

Google, the internet is full of shit like this and how to clean it out.

[Punterperson1971]

This post is about Trans Escorts so if this makes you uncomfortable, please leave this thread.

Thanks to porn and seeing all the positive reviews here I've been increasingly interested in seeing a trans escort. One thing I want to try is being a bottom (eek). Now, I imagine it's a similar prep required as a girl before anal sex, but I'm not entirely sure how to. I've gotten myself an anal bulb douche from Lovehoney but how can I be sure that it will be clear?

I can't imagine an escort reacting with anything other than absolute disgust at seeing some shit come out on her johnny.

Any tips?

4 posts in the almost 4 years you’ve been on here,why don’t you do a review whether it’s a ts or a wg.

[TailSeeker]

This post is about Trans Escorts so if this makes you uncomfortable, please leave this thread.

Thanks to porn and seeing all the positive reviews here I've been increasingly interested in seeing a trans escort. One thing I want to try is being a bottom (eek). Now, I imagine it's a similar prep required as a girl before anal sex, but I'm not entirely sure how to. I've gotten myself an anal bulb douche from Lovehoney but how can I be sure that it will be clear?

I can't imagine an escort reacting with anything other than absolute disgust at seeing some shit come out on her johnny.

Any tips?

About 2 hours/90 minutes beforehand start prepping. Bulb of lukewarm water up, hold as long as you can, release in the bowl. Flush and repeat until the water runs clear.

Shoving two to four bulbs worth helps clear out what's higher up, but will be uncomfortable, and require time to fully drop down and clear out.

[A Decent Fist]

Instead of a bulb I use a neat little attachment that replaces the shower head - but I have to admit that controlling the amount is mostly guesswork that way. I’m always running late so instead of holding it in for as long as I can, I jump up and down and dance around for 10 seconds each time. No idea if that helps or not.

Another thing I do is prepare my anal ring for less painful penetration by the larger variety of cock. To that end I follow up the douche process by inserting in succession three increasing sizes of vibrating dildo, assisted by copious amounts of lube. The biggest is an eight-incher. Which is a fun thing to do in its own right once you’re used to it.

Oh, the things my bathroom walls have seen . . .

[Black Horse]

Anal sex is a messy business with all the preparation.

You also need to think post punt after you’ve been lubed and fucked.

Enough said.

[A Decent Fist]

You also need to think post punt after you’ve been lubed and fucked

Maybe I’m lucky in being regular (a dump every morning then that’s it) but that’s never been an issue.

[TTGR]

Trying to imagine what it must be like going through all this and ending up with a no show or radio silence. 
TS meetings sound like hard work.

I also succumbed to UKP generated fascination after reading TS reviews. So late last year I phoned a TS who was rave reviewed here, what a bloody falsetto voice, clearly masculine sounding 
.....I bailed out on a meet.

[onlyonceplease]

drink black coffee 1  hour before take a dump 30 mins back and and just clean it with yr fingers.... unless its an overnight party going thru such a hassle for an hour met is not worth it....  i never douched for 1 hour meets.. just big dump and lots of hand wash and fingers... make sure u ask for poppers ... some dont have it these days... and its a deal breaker for me atleast

This post is about Trans Escorts so if this makes you uncomfortable, please leave this thread.

Thanks to porn and seeing all the positive reviews here I've been increasingly interested in seeing a trans escort. One thing I want to try is being a bottom (eek). Now, I imagine it's a similar prep required as a girl before anal sex, but I'm not entirely sure how to. I've gotten myself an anal bulb douche from Lovehoney but how can I be sure that it will be clear?

I can't imagine an escort reacting with anything other than absolute disgust at seeing some shit come out on her johnny.

Any tips?

[Titti Tatti]

Maybe I’m lucky in being regular (a dump every morning then that’s it) but that’s never been an issue.

Fucking lucky.   


Like the OP I'm intrigued by a TS meet. Recently decided to simulate and asked WG to wear a strap on.  She was rather keen on going the whole way but after I'd taken it in my mouth I was really surprised how uncomfortably big it felt. We stopped at that.

[TomTank]

Be careful with pressure (that hose attachment) or allowing too much to get too high up - it can lodge itself up there and create a problem later on.
Good advice on keep flushing till you get clear water.

[onlyonceplease]

God u reminded me of an embarrassing situation ... But certainly a very important tip.... I've learned over time is not to force water out... But just relax and breath out as Loong as u can which automatically dislodges the water...  Even if u get clear water the real issue is when water goes too deep and u don't realize until the calamity

Be careful with pressure (that hose attachment) or allowing too much to get too high up - it can lodge itself up there and create a problem later on.
Good advice on keep flushing till you get clear water.

[Hobbit]

Eat a bowl of All Bran every day, regulate your diet, try to eat very little meat and drink lots of water. Approximately 1.5 to 2 litres a day and ensure that you are eating at regular times and no in between snacks. All of that will give you a healthy digestive system.

[TomTank]

Eat a bowl of All Bran every day, regulate your diet, try to eat very little meat and drink lots of water. Approximately 1.5 to 2 litres a day and ensure that you are eating at regular times and no in between snacks. All of that will give you a healthy digestive system.

good advice

[onlyonceplease]

Change of lifestyle for a punt

Eat a bowl of All Bran every day, regulate your diet, try to eat very little meat and drink lots of water. Approximately 1.5 to 2 litres a day and ensure that you are eating at regular times and no in between snacks. All of that will give you a healthy digestive system.

[Alanroy]

Trying to imagine what it must be like going through all this and ending up with a no show or radio silence. 
TS meetings sound like hard work.

I also succumbed to UKP generated fascination after reading TS reviews. So late last year I phoned a TS who was rave reviewed here, what a bloody falsetto voice, clearly masculine sounding 
.....I bailed out on a meet.

This was exactly what caused me to bail out on TS meets numerous times, buf eventually plucked up the courage. My first time I was top only, second and third time I went both ways. For me the idea of it is better than the actual experience, sticking with girls from now on. Probably.

[TomTank]

Change of lifestyle for a punt

If it were for just one punt obviously not worth it.
If you like regular anal play and the healthy feeling of a good digestive system, it's worth doing.
However I do find it hard to stick to, although I may try to flip back to it - I think the 1.5-2L of water and 3 good meals a day with no snacking is the most important bit. Whisky seems to flush me clean too!

[BernardBlack]

Whisky seems to flush me clean too!

That would be a very expensive enema....


sorry, too tempting to resist...

[ukeros]

drink black coffee 1  hour before take a dump 30 mins back and and just clean it with yr fingers.... unless its an overnight party going thru such a hassle for an hour met is not worth it....  i never douched for 1 hour meets.. just big dump and lots of hand wash and fingers... make sure u ask for poppers ... some dont have it these days... and its a deal breaker for me atleast

Never touch poppers,  they are notorious for damaging eyesight

I had a close scare last year and it's genuinely terrifying

[TTGR]

This was exactly what caused me to bail out on TS meets numerous times, buf eventually plucked up the courage. My first time I was top only, second and third time I went both ways. For me the idea of it is better than the actual experience, sticking with girls from now on. Probably.

Glad for your honesty.
I think I just sort of idealised what I would actually get from a TS meet and actually speaking to one confirmed I wouldn’t have enjoyed it, it genuinely shocked me how unfeminine the voice was.

I certainly have nothing against those who love TS punts, but like you I’m sticking with the well trusted pleasure of breasts and a pussy for now....probably. 

[captaincrunch]

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This is a good guide.

[Fromthedeen]

Ive seen a bit of TS porn with some people who I wouldn't know if they were women or men if it wasn't for the tackle between their legs, and I'm even a bit curios about that, but no way would I be on the receiving end. And every escort I've seen advertising just looks like a fucking man. I'd give it the wide berth guys. If anyone can recommend an escort like Sarina Valentina or Bailey Jae I'm all up for it...

[onlyonceplease]

made my day... legend

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This is a good guide.

[A Decent Fist]

If anyone can recommend an escort like Sarina Valentina or Bailey Jae I'm all up for it...

Bailey Jay was stunning but in recent pics she's grown into a big fat munter. A very feminine-looking big fat munter, I'll give you that.

There are lots of reviews here to confirm that the famous Sofia looks just as good in real life as she does in pics like this and she provides an outstanding service too. I saw her a couple of years ago and she's expensive but worth it.

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[Formicahunt]

No interest in going bottom but be very careful with overdoing an enema. Can make the large intestine slow up, might impact on positive gut bacteria, and add too much liquid and you could find your sodium levels go out of balance which can be awful.

[onlyonceplease]

Can u elaborate more.... Never heard of this before... Any references

No interest in going bottom but be very careful with overdoing an enema. Can make the large intestine slow up, might impact on positive gut bacteria, and add too much liquid and you could find your sodium levels go out of balance which can be awful.

[S.X. MacHine]

Never touch poppers,  they are notorious for damaging eyesight

I had a close scare last year and it's genuinely terrifying

I think I'm correct in saying that poppers should never be used in conjunction with Viagra (or, presumably, Cialis.
Apparently both work by reducing blood pressure, so that, taken together, the drop effect is multiplied and could be dangerous.

[TomTank]

I think I'm correct in saying that poppers should never be used in conjunction with Viagra (or, presumably, Cialis.
Apparently both work by reducing blood pressure, so that, taken together, the drop effect is multiplied and could be dangerous.

Correct - one sends blood to the head, the other to the penis, and can cause a problem for the heart.
It's my understanding that the deaths reported due involving Viagra, when it first came out, also involved poppers.

[onlyonceplease]

what are you on about.. ive been using poppers for 8 years and its all goood... unless ur like 85 where probably a nyce meat steak will do u a good damage

Never touch poppers,  they are notorious for damaging eyesight

I had a close scare last year and it's genuinely terrifying

[onlyonceplease]

dont agree with the reason but they shudnt be used.. even though i used it once but i am young and do gym but they are stil dangerous. reason being viagra and poppers both lower blood pressure by dilating blood vessels... too much dilation and ul get a stroke becauase heart cannot cope upwh such dilated vessels...

google says poppers was once used to treat angina

Correct - one sends blood to the head, the other to the penis, and can cause a problem for the heart.
It's my understanding that the deaths reported due involving Viagra, when it first came out, also involved poppers.

[S.X. MacHine]

what are you on about.. ive been using poppers for 8 years and its all goood... unless ur like 85 where probably a nyce meat steak will do u a good damage

Just keep doing what you do. Think, you might be Supreme Champion in the annual Darwin Awards. Posthumous, naturally...

[egamar]

FWIW a dildo/strap-on is very different to a cock up there.   Even the flexible dildos 'fill you up' much more than a cock.  Dildoes tend to go in and out muh more than a cock which tends to get gripped by the sphincters and more sort-of "pushes back and forth" than going in and out (except for the longer ones when they are rock hard).  The in-and-out movement of the dildo, and the tight seal of the sphincters can apply quite a bit of 'suction' drawing out that which you'd prefer stayed inside.

Genuine funny story: my first anal encounter was with a t-girl (who is now my sex-free best friend) but she'd forgotten to bring lube.  She used toothpaste!  (Honest!).  It was actually rather nice and tingly!

Find the right girl, prepare well and expect to have a mind- and cock-blowing experience.  Girls who have a cock really know how to make sure yours has fun!

[A Decent Fist]

Girls who have a cock really know how to make sure yours has fun!

I second that, er, motion.

(Pardon my scatalogical pun.)

[h_boy]

Genuine funny story: my first anal encounter was with a t-girl (who is now my sex-free best friend) but she'd forgotten to bring lube.  She used toothpaste!  (Honest!).  It was actually rather nice and tingly!

I'm really struggling to imagine that being enjoyable...

[Don Quixote]

Genuine funny story: my first anal encounter was with a t-girl (who is now my sex-free best friend) but she'd forgotten to bring lube.  She used toothpaste!  (Honest!).  It was actually rather nice and tingly!

So that's what is meant by the 'Ring of Confidence' slogan.

[egamar]

I'm really struggling to imagine that being enjoyable...

Well, it was my first time so I wasn't sure what to expect anyay.  But no, really, it was by no means as 'raspy' as you might think

[onlyonceplease]

looking at the way you write you are old

Just keep doing what you do. Think, you might be Supreme Champion in the annual Darwin Awards. Posthumous, naturally...

[onlyonceplease]

tooth paste.. awesomely funny .. who is the tgirl if i may ask...

FWIW a dildo/strap-on is very different to a cock up there.   Even the flexible dildos 'fill you up' much more than a cock.  Dildoes tend to go in and out muh more than a cock which tends to get gripped by the sphincters and more sort-of "pushes back and forth" than going in and out (except for the longer ones when they are rock hard).  The in-and-out movement of the dildo, and the tight seal of the sphincters can apply quite a bit of 'suction' drawing out that which you'd prefer stayed inside.

Genuine funny story: my first anal encounter was with a t-girl (who is now my sex-free best friend) but she'd forgotten to bring lube.  She used toothpaste!  (Honest!).  It was actually rather nice and tingly!

Find the right girl, prepare well and expect to have a mind- and cock-blowing experience.  Girls who have a cock really know how to make sure yours has fun!

[egamar]

tooth paste.. awesomely funny .. who is the tgirl if i may ask...

These days she's my best friend (no sex) and does still entertain respectful gentlecallers   BTW, that was a decade ago, although if you particularly want the same experience I'm sure she'd oblige   I can't remember the brand, though.

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[S.X. MacHine]

looking at the way you write you are old

Correctly intuited; I went to school with Darwin.
Writing proper, intelligible English is not, however, a function of one's age, but of one's education. Consider, furthermore, that when Darwin and I were at school, 'textspeak' had not yet been invented for reasons which you might be able to work out.

[onlyonceplease]

I would luv to acquire your writing skills... 

Correctly intuited; I went to school with Darwin.
Writing proper, intelligible English is not, however, a function of one's age, but of one's education. Consider, furthermore, that when Darwin and I were at school, 'textspeak' had not yet been invented for reasons which you might be able to work out.

[mikexxlong]

since this thread is about preparing yourself for having sex with a transsexual and playing the 'bottom' role
 thus being fucked by one this inevitably could involve  oral sex and giving a blow job,

many reports state there is
"little to no risk" of contracting HIV through oral sex. However, other STIs like syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia
can still be transmitted during oral sex (especially if there are open cuts/sores or bleeding gums etc).

 STI's are normally acquired through the transmission of bodily fluids. Oral sex normally involves that (if not using a rubber aka OWO,
 although the risk is notably lower than bareback intercourse.)

 so use a condom or to help lower that risk, it's always better to remove your mouth before climax ie cum in your mouth.
Ironically, letting the fluids stay in your mouth while you make up your mind if you will spit or swallow is riskier for acquiring STI's
 than actually doing either immediately. ----so remember; Spit or swallow don’t let it wallow.



oh and one more thing any decent punter should turn up to a booking nice and clean with minty fresh breath and sparkling gnashers
--- not only out of politeness but also for the benefit of increasing the chances of getting a better service

best Give yourself at least 45 minutes (better 2 hours) after brushing or flossing your teeth before performing oral sex, to be "sure" open slots and nicks are  closed. 

[TailSeeker]

since this thread is about preparing yourself for having sex with a transsexual and playing the 'bottom' role
 thus being fucked by one this inevitably could involve  oral sex and giving a blow job,

many reports state there is
"little to no risk" of contracting HIV through oral sex. However, other STIs like syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia
can still be transmitted during oral sex (especially if there are open cuts/sores or bleeding gums etc).

 STI's are normally acquired through the transmission of bodily fluids. Oral sex normally involves that (if not using a rubber aka OWO,
 although the risk is notably lower than bareback intercourse.)

 so use a condom or to help lower that risk, it's always better to remove your mouth before climax ie cum in your mouth.
Ironically, letting the fluids stay in your mouth while you make up your mind if you will spit or swallow is riskier for acquiring STI's
 than actually doing either immediately. ----so remember; Spit or swallow don’t let it wallow.



oh and one more thing any decent punter should turn up to a booking nice and clean with minty fresh breath and sparkling gnashers
--- not only out of politeness but also for the benefit of increasing the chances of getting a better service

best Give yourself at least 45 minutes (better 2 hours) after brushing or flossing your teeth before performing oral sex, to be "sure" open slots and nicks are  closed. 

Syphilis and herpes don't care about condoms. But the former requires the canker/rash. The latter you likely already have oral herpes.

Spitting isn't going to lower the risk. It's in the mouth for the same amount of time (maybe even longer if you're rushing off to spit).

Flossing. Yes can very much increase risk. And I'll throw this out there get a water flosser. It is insanely good. Knocks off plaque if it's not built up too much. Definitely reduces discolouration on teeth. After a week or two any bleeding stops. And fuck me if it doesn't get out what normal flossing doesn't. A lot on Amazon allow you to try it for a month and return it if you're not happy. Damn good option and less likely to cause bleeding gums.

[onlyonceplease]

saliva in mouth kills the HIV which is a very difficult virus to contract; the stats are quite shocking how difficult it is to contract w.r.t to the amount of people living with it.. one case of oral transmission was.. a wisdom tooth was extracted giving direct access to blood stream and when the guy ejaculated in the mouth the semen went straight to the open wound... hiv from oral sex is almost non existent unless ur the most unluckiest man / woman on earth like the poor person with tooth extracted ..

Syphilis and herpes don't care about condoms. But the former requires the canker/rash. The latter you likely already have oral herpes.

Spitting isn't going to lower the risk. It's in the mouth for the same amount of time (maybe even longer if you're rushing off to spit).

Flossing. Yes can very much increase risk. And I'll throw this out there get a water flosser. It is insanely good. Knocks off plaque if it's not built up too much. Definitely reduces discolouration on teeth. After a week or two any bleeding stops. And fuck me if it doesn't get out what normal flossing doesn't. A lot on Amazon allow you to try it for a month and return it if you're not happy. Damn good option and less likely to cause bleeding gums.

[mikexxlong]

Syphilis and herpes don't care about condoms. But the former requires the canker/rash. The latter you likely already have oral herpes.

Spitting isn't going to lower the risk. It's in the mouth for the same amount of time (maybe even longer if you're rushing off to spit).

Flossing. Yes can very much increase risk. And I'll throw this out there get a water flosser. It is insanely good. Knocks off plaque if it's not built up too much. Definitely reduces discolouration on teeth. After a week or two any bleeding stops. And fuck me if it doesn't get out what normal flossing doesn't. A lot on Amazon allow you to try it for a month and return it if you're not happy. Damn good option and less likely to cause bleeding gums.

yes along with other infections such as molluscum contagiosum , Pubic Lice/Crabs, HPV  that are transmitted primarily by skin-to-skin contact,
which may or may not infect areas not covered by a condom

Using barrier protection still reduces the risk of getting an STI including the above

the spit/swallow thing is debatable if the person is holding it in their mouth debating what to do with the stuff
------it's going to in there longer than spitting straight out into say a tissue or gulping it straight down

 ---washing the mouth out after as well is even more preferable   as it will help wash away any residual remnants