Pissed off escorts?

[1599337]

You pissed off any girls during a meet before?
I accidentally got a bunch of my cum on the carpet before and put the girl in a right mood, she ran off to get the carpet cleaner and started cursing at me in some language I don't know. Presume she was cursing at least.
Had a similar incident with some brazillian girl where I got some in her hair and she slapped me.

[Straightsix]

Terminating the meet in the first few minutes does quite often have that effect. Especially when they're handing the money back.

[SamOmar]

You pissed off any girls during a meet before?
I accidentally got a bunch of my cum on the carpet before and put the girl in a right mood, she ran off to get the carpet cleaner and started cursing at me in some language I don't know. Presume she was cursing at least.
Had a similar incident with some brazillian girl where I got some in her hair and she slapped me.

They shouldn't be working in carpeted rooms if it is a major concern to them and it is part of the job to clean up. If it was an accident and during a service they provide, they have no right to behave like.

[Punterperson1971]

Never pissed any off like that I’ve missed their mouth and cum in hair or across face towards ear or eyes but they normally laughed about it but I remember I had a ruck sack with me and I’d seen a wg called Gina diamond(was on aw years ago maybe people remember her)and I caught a vase and knocked it onto the floor she wasn’t happy even after I apologised.

[newpuntingguy]

I've got a review I've not posted just yet because I was wearing a cheapo watch, can't have cost me more than £15 in Argos and the WG saw me take it off before we started and place it on the table. She then asked me 3-4x if it was a secret spy camera built into the watch  I told her I wasn't James bond and she got moody for 5 minutes but then saw the funny side.

[KerachiDope]

I did the ole one in the pink and two in the stink on an SP in a 69. Pulled out the two in the stink to find my fingers extremely muddy.  Wiped it under her pillow and carried on with other actions until she was face down ass up for doggy position until she caught a wiff of the excrement smell under the pillow and went bat shit cray cray on me.
I rode her like a bucking horse and played it off until I nutted.

[Bonker]

You're a classy guy.
Unusual for a Yorkshireman.

[lillythesavage]

They shouldn't be working in carpeted rooms if it is a major concern to them and it is part of the job to clean up. If it was an accident and during a service they provide, they have no right to behave like.

As most rent what they can get, or sergei does, I doubt the flooring is requested to be spunk proof . 

[The0neAnd0nly]

Never pissed any off like that I’ve missed their mouth and cum in hair or across face towards ear or eyes but they normally laughed about it but I remember I had a ruck sack with me and I’d seen a wg called Gina diamond(was on aw years ago maybe people remember her)and I caught a vase and knocked it onto the floor she wasn’t happy even after I apologised.

You knocked a vase over with your cumshot?! Marvellous shooting sir 

[Punterperson1971]

You knocked a vase over with your cumshot?! Marvellous shooting sir 

Lol no as I was leaving I turned and knocked it over with my bag shouldn’t have had it on my shoulders really but she wasn’t happy about it,good shag though

[KerachiDope]

You're a classy guy.
Unusual for a Yorkshireman.

I'm from Suffolk but cheers for the compliment tho. 

[Bristolguy]

Shouted at for cumming too soon her fault for using enough lube for a 300 man gang bang lol

[1599337]

Shouted at for cumming too soon her fault for using enough lube for a 300 man gang bang lol

You'd think they'd love you finishing early, so they can kick you out and take the money

[Bonker]

I'm from Suffolk but cheers for the compliment tho. 

My apologies sir.
 

[Bonker]

Many times it seems in my faded memory.
Mostly because I pointed out the difference between the advertised services / description and the reality. Sometimes for objecting to the attitude.

Occasionally for mistimed humour...
On her phone when I'm waiting to start : "do you have greggs on speed dial".
Faking orgasm (badly) : are you under the impression I'm a porn film producer or an imbecile?
For a wooden performance : "I paid for a video, could you please change your expression and position, otherwise it looks like a frozen screen".

First look after the hide behind the door : "I know your profile says BBW, but I can't actually fit in the flat with you in it. Perhaps you could move all the furniture out? ".

[Mothball15]

Came over a sp blouse, she called me a Cnut! Gave me a lecture that i should make noises next time. A while later she texted me asking how i am. I told her to piss off!

[Payyourwaymate]

Yes in the past quite a of couple times but I have really become more considerate in relation to my early 20s. I think the last one though was when I told a WG the sex was 6 out of 10 and she slapped me.

[donnybob]

she slapped me.

I have always assumed thats extra ?

[Payyourwaymate]

I have always assumed thats extra ?

  not in that case I guess.

[Simmo87]

I flushed the downstairs toilet when an escort was upstairs having freshen up in the shower for my free round two, I thought she had hurt herself when I heard the scream.

lets just say round round two didn't happen, and she gave me a look that could have cut through sheet steel!!

 

[thimble29]

I flushed the downstairs toilet when an escort was upstairs having freshen up in the shower for my free round two, I thought she had hurt herself when I heard the scream.

lets just say round round two didn't happen, and she gave me a look that could have cut through sheet steel!!

To be fair to her, if the plumbing is awful and the toilet is grabbing all the cold water she could have gone from a warm shower to a scalding shower. Not that's it's your fault but..

[s0whatsnew?]

pissed off escorts?  How long have we got?       2 come to mind.  A girl who used the flat of a friend got well pissed off with me because I used the best quality body shampoo in the shower.  Useless to explain that when every second counts I'm just going to grab the first bottle I see.   

Another shower story...the whole thing came to pieces in my hand - luckily, on the post-punt cleanup - pissed off doesn't describe the escort.   Described more fully in review of  'Ohsosexy'   I can laugh at it now but wasn't funny at the time.   https://www.ukpunting.com/Smileys/kolobok/mad.gif