Comms: Usual efficient service via maid.
Location: Well documented basement flat in West Kensington.
External Link/Members OnlyAngel – advertised as 24, size 8, big, natural tits, 5’9” – reality, late twenties, a good size 10/12, stretched tummy, great, natural tits, a face that when it cracks a smile could be described as pretty, if you’d had a few, Romanian with an attitude as welcoming as a cleaner who is just finishing the men’s bogs at Heathrow and some cunt comes in and pisses all over the floor. £130 for 1 hour.
External Link/Members Only Sophia, new, described as 20, 32B, 8 – 10, 5’4” Latvian – reality, early/mid twenties, porker, size 10 – 12, shortarse, photos indicative but they fail to portray the full strength of her lack of personality, shyness, or shape, small titted, big waist, fat arse, pear shaped, just like the punt went. £70 for half an hour.
I had a near miss by not choosing Vanessa
External Link/Members Only who I was offered, not realizing that the lump in a sweatshirt sprawled on the settee in the reception room when I arrived was, in fact her who, when displayed to me in lingerie and stockings, cellulite ridden arse and thighs on display was a working girl, not the cleaner. She is advertised as 30 and size 10, in your dreams, baby.
Let’s start with Angel and why I endured this horrific punt.
The photos show an awesome body with a blurred face, her HoD feedback from the dodgy site is unsurprisingly good, reviews on her a couple of years old and grey, according to my research her size has been up and down like the exchange rate over the past few years.
So, not a promising start, but I needed a punt, found nothing on AW, the location is convenient for me and the website photos gave me the horn, big time.
The girl that greeted me as I emerged from the shower was not as attractive as the photos, not by a long shot, but she smiled sweetly, looked on in black bra and thong and so I decided to stay, we went through some routine shallow kissing and groping which woke me up, I undressed her, she removed my towel, she then inspected my cock and balls forensically, followed by a slightly side on blowjob, punctuated by regular use of tissues to wipe her mouth and my cock and balls, the blowjob was perfunctory at best but I’d been saving up and told her to put on a condom.
After another round of cleaning, one was applied, she lubed up and rode me cowgirl, unenthusiastically until I took control of the pace and smashed her hard until I shot my was in the hood. As the final spurt subsided she jumped off and went to work on the cleaning up, filling the first bin bag [large pedal bin size] and starting on the second.
We chatted a while, naked, but like strangers at a bus stop in terms of intimacy, I mentioned I often saw two girls and she went to fetch the others for a line up. Vanessa looked horrendous and had obviously been named after the obese broadcaster Vanessa Feltz, Sophia looked younger and better so I chose her.
She entered the bedroom with borderline trepidation, sweating a little, I undressed her, revealing her frumpy body and I lay on the bed, a girl either side. We kissed unenthusiastically, my cock rose to attention only because he knows that’s what he’s supposed to do when there are two naked birds in the vicinity.
I told Sophia to suck it, it was sloppy but amateurish, involving lots of slobber and ramming her head down to achieve deep throat in short staccato bursts, fucking bizarre and as pleasurable as cutting yourself shaving.
I said, get a condom on now then get on top. She giggled nervously and struggled top apply the rubber, then struggled even more to mount me, coming at it from the wrong angle until I thrust it in and she grimaced, it turned to a Les Dawsonesque gurn when I pushed in all the way. After a few minutes with her face portraying all the signs of immense pain I pulled out and got them to suck it again.
The tissue and wipe mountain has now spread to the floor because both girls had used the prolifically throughout, the knocking shop must be sponsored by Jonson & Johnson or profit margins would be wiped out.
I got them to kneel near the mirror for my money shot, Angel said over my tits, Sophia said face is fine and I managed to unload over Angel’s tits while Sophia gritted her teeth, turned her head slightly away and accepted the most reluctant facial of all time.
We cleaned up, Angel removed the bulging bags of deleterious paper products, I showered and left, back up the rickety stone steps. As tumbleweed blew down the road, I realized why they weren’t busy today, with these girls on offer and cursed myself as the self loathing hit.
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