Sloppy blowjobs - a complete waste of time and money?

[Bangers and Gash]

Why do pro$$ies keep insisting on using sloppy blowjob as a selling point on their profiles? Is it because they've been watching too much porn whilst waiting for the dusty phone to ring?

Having pro$$ie spit dripping off my nuts is no big draw, but her being able to suck like a 1000 Dyson's most certainly is. 

Pro$$ies: know your market. 

[CatBBW]

It's probably because we get asked for it SO many times that it becomes a selling point.

Sucking like a Dyson isn't high on many guys' Likes, I've only met a handful who actually wanted the life sucked out of it.

It's difficult to please everyone, so often ladies end up offering everything, and then there's always going to be someone who says "but why doesn't she offer sex with just one foot on the floor? Everyone knows that's what us men like!"

[Dani]

This must be one of the services I get asked for more than any other.  Its quite difficult to do I naturally swallow my saliva when sucking and find it awkward to allow it to dribble out of my mouth as it is just not a natural action.  I have found the only way to do a sloppy BJ is to not really suck and just move your mouth up and down which is not really a BJ as Bj involves sucking not keeping your lips loose whilst moving your head up and down

[fredpunter]

Why do pro$$ies keep insisting on using sloppy blowjob as a selling point on their profiles? Is it because they've been watching too much porn whilst waiting for the dusty phone to ring?

Having pro$$ie spit dripping off my nuts is no big draw, but her being able to suck like a 1000 Dyson's most certainly is. 

Pro$$ies: know your market. 

I agree 

[portable]

Why do pro$$ies keep insisting on using sloppy blowjob as a selling point on their profiles?

It might just be a common way of describing a "great" blowjob?

I can't think of any other adjectives.

[ATMIV]

I was never really bothered by it all tbh.

But this year I have had a really sloppy BJ from about half a dozen girls that felt and looked out of this world and if they make use of the saliva during any hand work the feeling is sublime.

So this year although I never went looking for a sloppy BJ I am definitely converted
ATMIV

[cylon]

I was never really bothered by it all tbh.

But this year I have had a really sloppy BJ from about half a dozen girls that felt and looked out of this world and if they make use of the saliva during any hand work the feeling is sublime.

So this year although I never went looking for a sloppy BJ I am definitely converted
ATMIV

I think you're right there. I love it when they slobber and spit all over my cock and then  using it as a lubricant as they slide there hands up and down it. If I'm honest the feel of a woman's hands giving me a sloppy hand job actually feels more intense than a blowjob

[house music dave]

I think you're right there. I love it when they slobber and spit all over my cock and then  using it as a lubricant as they slide there hands up and down it. If I'm honest the feel of a woman's hands giving me a sloppy hand job actually feels more intense than a blowjob

+1

[Curious6705]

I like sloppy blowjobs - not the spitting, or being wanked with saliva as a lubricant, but being sucked off with lots of warm wet saliva on my cock.

[Frenchie]

My definition of a sloppy BJ is obviously wrong !..I didn't realise it involved so much spit !

I thought it meant that when you came in her mouth she kept moving -so the come cascaded out of her mouth down the shaft of your cock -and generally got dribbled all over .......

This is my favourite way of finishing  !

[kingkong]

It's probably because we get asked for it SO many times that it becomes a selling point.

Sucking like a Dyson isn't high on many guys' Likes, I've only met a handful who actually wanted the life sucked out of it.

It's difficult to please everyone, so often ladies end up offering everything, and then there's always going to be someone who says "but why doesn't she offer sex with just one foot on the floor? Everyone knows that's what us men like!"

I don't like it sucked like a Dyson. I prefer it lighter and sloppy

[Type_O_Negative]

Well, sloppy blowjob doesn't impress me at all. This marketing doesn't work for me.

[threechilliman]

I love a sloppy blowjob, the more spit the better. I think it's the sound of her spitting on me that does it. Mind you she can spit anywhere on me, not just my cock

tcm

[Toshiba]

Why do pro$$ies keep insisting on using sloppy blowjob as a selling point on their profiles? Is it because they've been watching too much porn whilst waiting for the dusty phone to ring?

Having pro$$ie spit dripping off my nuts is no big draw, but her being able to suck like a 1000 Dyson's most certainly is. 

Pro$$ies: know your market. 

The vast majority of punters like it so they do know their market tbh, youre wrong

[toon972]

Slow,soft and sloppy just keeps me on the brink for ages.

[Quesadilla]

I love a sloppy blowjob, the more spit the better. I think it's the sound of her spitting on me that does it. Mind you she can spit anywhere on me, not just my cock

tcm

+1 

[handyandy]

I like sloppy blowjobs - not the spitting, or being wanked with saliva as a lubricant, but being sucked off with lots of warm wet saliva on my cock.

Agreed.

[Punter Griffin]

I'm circumcised, so I need lots of lube. And has been said, the whole spitting on my cock, is just great. I love a sloppy one!

[Pompoy123]

This must be one of the services I get asked for more than any other.  Its quite difficult to do I naturally swallow my saliva when sucking and find it awkward to allow it to dribble out of my mouth as it is just not a natural action.  I have found the only way to do a sloppy BJ is to not really suck and just move your mouth up and down which is not really a BJ as Bj involves sucking not keeping your lips loose whilst moving your head up and down

Dani I just got hard reading this. Will I be charged 
 

[Dani]

Dani I just got hard reading this. Will I be charged 

How dare you write in such a manner.  don't you know us 'courtesans' get mightily offended by any type of sexual talk

[385North]

I always assumed the sloppy BJ was just a porn star experience variant, i.e. harder and noisier with more spit and saliva.

[Pompoy123]

How dare you write in such a manner.  don't you know us 'courtesans' get mightily offended by any type of sexual talk

Sorri Dani I'll get my coat 

[Diehard]

To be honest blow jobs don't turn me on. Very few women give a good blow job in my experience. When done well it is a massive turn on, but I would hazard a guess that in oral giving standards, men are better at giving oral to women then they are sucking our cocks.

[Shaketherooom]

I love a proper sloppy blowjob, but of all the girls ive seen only a couple have been able to really do it well. Its about making the cock and balls really wet, spitting whilst giving me a cheeky look, the gagging sound as she uses deep throat to really get the saliva going. A lot of girls i ask actually dont like to give it. The 2 girls who did it well seemed to really enjoy which is always the difference but then they also enjoyed me spitting when eating their pussies.

[Tjkooker]

Of course a sloppy blowjob can be a bit nasty. If her gag reflex isn't so good and her dinner and last 5 loads of spunk come up all over your cock n pubes 

Yes a good saliva covered sloppy blow job is bliss.

[Frenchie]

It's the spitting aspect I don't like the thought of....Anybody who spits on you .......can't get it out of my head ..nasty !!

I'm a big fan of Gianna Michaels .. but she does a lot of this in her videos and I find it a bit of a turn off .

[Gluckman]

Preferring sloppy and soft over good suction (doesnt have to be dyson levels) is like preferring a loose bucketfanny over a tight cunt.

[Quesadilla]

Preferring sloppy and soft over good suction (doesnt have to be dyson levels) is like preferring a loose bucketfanny over a tight cunt.

For me it's not either/or it's both.  The best BJ's in my view are about varied pressure / suction / sensation ranging from licking through full on deep throat, spitting, varied hand work and even judicious use of teeth. 

And unlike a "bucket fanny" a great BJ can be nice and sloppy / wet at times, and also provide hard suction.

I'm not a fan of limiting my options but to each their own I suppose.

[SirFrank]

A few years back I had what the girl described as a porn star BJ. It was sloppy she made gagging noises, which made me feel nauseous, she quacked like a duck, drooled over my dick and balls to the extent that my undercarriage was wetter than a bowl of warm wallpaper paste and her deepthroat was about 4 inches in (accompanied by said gagging). It was revolting. In fact it reminded me of the times my dog rolled in fox shit - he was pleased as punch but couldn't comprehend that I wasn't and wanted to vomit

[CatBBW]

A few years back I had what the girl described as a porn star BJ. It was sloppy she made gagging noises, which made me feel nauseous, she quacked like a duck, drooled over my dick and balls to the extent that my undercarriage was wetter than a bowl of warm wallpaper paste and her deepthroat was about 4 inches in (accompanied by said gagging). It was revolting. In fact it reminded me of the times my dog rolled in fox shit - he was pleased as punch but couldn't comprehend that I wasn't and wanted to vomit

Haha!!

[fredpunter]

For me it's not either/or it's both.  The best BJ's in my view are about varied pressure / suction / sensation ranging from licking through full on deep throat, spitting, varied hand work and even judicious use of teeth. 

And unlike a "bucket fanny" a great BJ can be nice and sloppy / wet at times, and also provide hard suction.

I'm not a fan of limiting my options but to each their own I suppose.

I have to concede that since my initial post on this thread I have enjoyed a bj that wasn't only  a bit of both, it was an awful lot of both, and I'm converted to the belief that you don't have to choose one or the other, a lot of both is best.

[Quesadilla]

I have to concede that since my initial post on this thread I have enjoyed a bj that wasn't only  a bit of both, it was an awful lot of both, and I'm converted to the belief that you don't have to choose one or the other, a lot of both is best.

Hallelujah brother! 

[onenightstand]

Sloppy blowjobs are the best and always make me cum, mich better than just a standard blowjob. Also the woman using using her saliva as a lubricant when wanking it feels so good.

[unclesweetheart]

Best blowjobs: deepthroat, then the girl drools all over your cock and balls, then licks it in and all over, then again....last time the lady said, after drooling all over me "now that's really dirty you see what you made me do?" whilst my finger was gently probing her arse O dear lord above...sloppy blowjobs are THE BEST. Surely?

[Mackydees]

If you want a blow job that's like a Dyson then buy a Dyson, same price as an hours booking and you've got it on tap whenever you want................and clean carpets. result

[rikgrimsby]

so guys... who's the best at giving sloppy blow jobs that you've had ?

[Quesadilla]

so guys... who's the best at giving sloppy blow jobs that you've had ?

No-brainer for me - MissKDD gives the best sloppy blow jobs I've ever had - she masters all of the key skills of hand work, lips, tongues, teeth (very judiciously), spitting, gagging, choking - no question she is my number 1 BJ queen.  She has ninja level skills, which is why she is so popular despite her relative expense. 

[rikgrimsby]

have you got a link ?

[Quesadilla]

have you got a link ?

London based unfortunately:
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I love a proper sloppy blowjob, but of all the girls ive seen only a couple have been able to really do it well. Its about making the cock and balls really wet, spitting whilst giving me a cheeky look, the gagging sound as she uses deep throat to really get the saliva going. A lot of girls i ask actually dont like to give it. The 2 girls who did it well seemed to really enjoy which is always the difference but then they also enjoyed me spitting when eating their pussies.

Sloppy blowjobs of the nature described above plus a bit more are the dogs bollocks for me. Recently had a session with Lily Hart (review to follow) External Link/Members Only  - who definitely hit the spot in this regard.   

[Quesadilla]

Sloppy blowjobs of the nature described above plus a bit more are the dogs bollocks for me. Recently had a session with Lily Hart (review to follow) External Link/Members Only  - who definitely hit the spot in this regard.   

Lily has been bubbling under on my HL...this definitely helps move her upwards...thanks Mr B

[onenightstand]

For me Goddess Karolina, a real dirty sloppy blowjob, so much spit, licking and wanking your cock with her saliva. External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

[Marmalade]

Sloppy blow job : for prossies that don't like the taste of cheese