Anywhere in the Bournemouth Area I Can Get a Massage at The Moment?

[Winston Kodogo]

Even a straight massage would be good as I feel like a sack of shit at the moment. 

Please PM if necessary.

[bob the knob]

ask your wife or girlfriend

[Winston Kodogo]

  Got rid of the wife years ago and the only 'girlfriends' I have are when I'm in Thailand. 

[houseboot]

We're still in lockdown so not recommended.

If you're found in an area not commiserate with "going to work" or "exercise from home" then you could be fined for that alone.

If you're found having a Massage then you'll probably both be fined for that too .... even if it's only a straight massage.

 

[sonyvaio]

As with everything, there will be places that are available even with lockdown. If you want to go ahead (and personally I wouldn't risk it), then I expect a discreet phone call will get a better reply than a text