Outcall disaster - My 1st Erectile issue but for a good reason!!

[wheeliebinwanking]

So my long awaited first outcall punt had arrived

My check list

1. A well (ish) reviewed BRITISH, YOUNG, In Shape WG
2. A late night booking 2hr booking

So this lovely brunnette british girl turns up, brilliant looks, lovely chat and I think I am in heaven. Just as she takes her clothes off and is laying there I smell something I have NEVER honestly smelt before....

I am NO cassanova, bedding no more than 25 woman in civvy street and 5 or so WG (can't remember) but honestly this WG's lady parts were just rather foul smelling. I didn't have the heart to say anything and I just tried to carry on, but fuck me. There was no way I was going to stay hard. Irrationally I was thinking, if I go anywhere near that surely I will catch some sort of STI (I know, I am being irrational) so it was at the back of my mind.

I was touching, stroking and everything but I just couldn't shake it. She got a bit upset abou the whole thing and asked what was wrong. i tried to deny it and asked for some oral but she wasn't too keen. By this time I had already handed over the funds 2hrs

I tried again, another failure she asked again..but this time more pointedly ..and I went on the defensive and just told her.

Any chance of Oral dissappeared that instant. My revelation went down like a lead balloon.

I look back now and laugh actually, I didn't get angry or annoyed. But she was really upset and quite rightly. It wasn't particurlarly nice of me to say but I felt I had no other choice.

Anyone had something similar? What would you have done?

She probably had a bout of BV?

WBW

[Ben4454]

She probably went straight to you after seeing a punter and did not wash.

Was she Romanian by any chance? Ran into too many Romanians with cock breath.

[wheeliebinwanking]

She probably went straight to you after seeing a punter and did not wash.

Was she Romanian by any chance?

No, she was a genuine Brit. And she may have but I doubt it I think she may have had External Link/Members Only but that's a guess. All I know is that it REALLY smelt off putting

[cain]

so who was it?

[OakTree]

so who was it?

Ahh! Now the crunch. 

[cain]

Ahh! Now the crunch.

someone had to ask 

[Horizontal pleasures]

So my long awaited first outcall punt had arrived

My check list

1. A well (ish) reviewed BRITISH, YOUNG, In Shape WG
2. A late night booking 2hr booking

So this lovely brunnette british girl turns up, brilliant looks, lovely chat and I think I am in heaven. Just as she takes her clothes off and is laying there I smell something I have NEVER honestly smelt before....

I am NO cassanova, bedding no more than 25 woman in civvy street and 5 or so WG (can't remember) but honestly this WG's lady parts were just rather foul smelling. I didn't have the heart to say anything and I just tried to carry on, but fuck me. There was no way I was going to stay hard. Irrationally I was thinking, if I go anywhere near that surely I will catch some sort of STI (I know, I am being irrational) so it was at the back of my mind.

I was touching, stroking and everything but I just couldn't shake it. She got a bit upset abou the whole thing and asked what was wrong. i tried to deny it and asked for some oral but she wasn't too keen. By this time I had already handed over the funds 2hrs

I tried again, another failure she asked again..but this time more pointedly ..and I went on the defensive and just told her.

Any chance of Oral dissappeared that instant. My revelation went down like a lead balloon.

I look back now and laugh actually, I didn't get angry or annoyed. But she was really upset and quite rightly. It wasn't particurlarly nice of me to say but I felt I had no other choice.

Anyone had something similar? What would you have done?

She probably had a bout of BV?

WBW

LINK please and is this a review in which case put it into the right area,
thanks
HP

[wheeliebinwanking]

I know but it really wouldn't be fair of me to say that

My post was really to discuss a true life story but also..is there ever a GOOD way to bring up such a delicate issue?

WBW

[Turtle Z]

But did she return at least some of your money for turning up with a vagina that was not fit for purpose?

[daviemac]

I know but it really wouldn't be fair of me to say that

So you wasted the cost of a 2hr punt because of the smell yet you won't post a link so other punters don't do the same.   

Site ethos must've changed, I though it was about sharing info like that. 

[Horizontal pleasures]

.is there ever a GOOD way to bring up such a delicate issue?

yes there is, share the link to spare us experiencing what you went through, please.

[Turtle Z]

yes there is, share the link to spare us experiencing what you went through, please.

She is a "young in shape" WG, so highly unlikely that you'd have seen her anyway.   

[Billy no mates]

I am NO cassanova, bedding no more than 25 woman in civvy street and 5 or so WG

Should I be concerned that those two figures should be swapped around, making me even less of a cassanova 

[Belgarion]

Why not post a link?

[Silver Birch]

I know but it really wouldn't be fair of me to say that

My post was really to discuss a true life story but also..is there ever a GOOD way to bring up such a delicate issue?

WBW

You have been on UKP long enough to post 295 times, and really should know better than to post that you have had a bad experience and then expect NOT to be asked to name her. A pointless thread unless you do   

[Plan R]

But did she return at least some of your money for turning up with a vagina that was not fit for purpose?

Should've reported the matter to Oftwat which is the regulatory body in the UK for disputes of this nature 

[stevedave]

Name and shame. She smelt like a trout farm, but still billed you for two hours of fuck all.

[jason2004]

Should have requested a joint shower. 

[Hussey8332]

Should have asked her to go and take a wash. It's as simple as that. Some of the guys need to grow a pair and tell these prossies straight up what their expectations are. I have had a few with something fishy down there and I told them straight, please can you take a wash and they happily obliged. If we punters are expected to be hygienic then it is only fair if the prossie is as well.

[d00fer]

Should have requested a joint shower. 

Should have asked her to go and take a wash. It's as simple as that. Some of the guys need to grow a pair and tell these prossies straight up what their expectations are. I have had a few with something fishy down there and I told them straight, please can you take a wash and they happily obliged. If we punters are expected to be hygienic then it is only fair if the prossie is as well.

If she had BV, which it sounds like it might have been, it wouldn't have helped with the smell and 'over'-washing is one of the potential causes

[wheeliebinwanking]

If she had BV, which it sounds like it might have been, it wouldn't have helped with the smell and 'over'-washing is one of the potential causes

I have read some of the replies with worry and amusement but Doofer hit the nail on the head. You can call me whatever you want but it's completely unfair of me to link her profile when she may well have had an issue that has ZERO to do with poor hygeine

The girl was washed and smelt fragrant. Her lady parts were simply out of kilter.

I agree I should have told her immediately BUT when it comes to WG's I am a n00b as they say. It was embarassing and to be honest I thought I was over sensitive to the smell, but as it went on, nothing I did put the smell at anything but the forefront of my mind! A total boner killer and when she pushed me I told her why.

Her face was broken and like I said she was REALLY upset. I don't make a habit of upsetting people. Just imagine if you've got WASHED and dressed for WORK in your best clothes (with a splash of aftershave) and then a CUSTOMER tells you, that you have BO / Stink? How would you feel?

I am sure if I kicked up a fuss I could have got my money back but I CHOSE to persist trying to get the old chap hard and do other bits and pieces. All of which failed miserably. So I felt it unfair to ask for money back, I just chalked it down as experience.

Hopefully the same situation wouldn't repeat itself and the amount of ladies with BV (or whatever) this pungent are small.

WBW

[NotoriousNot]

She MUST have known she smelled, surely. Very likely a case of BV as you say, but she shouldn't have taken your money - she shouldn't even have taken your booking in that state. And you really should name the girl so others on here can be forewarned.

[Belgarion]

If you are not prepared to name the girl, there was really no point sharing this story with us.

[daviemac]

She MUST have known she smelled, surely. Very likely a case of BV as you say, but she shouldn't have taken your money - she shouldn't even have taken your booking in that state. And you really should name the girl so others on here can be forewarned.

+ 1

It may not be caused by a lack of hygiene, but it shows what kind of person she is. To just carry on taking bookings with any sort of medical condition that effects the quality of the punt is unacceptable.

She sounds the sort that keeps working through her period without saying and she needs to be named.

 

[Horizontal pleasures]

I have read some of the replies with worry and amusement but Doofer hit the nail on the head. You can call me whatever you want but it's completely unfair of me to link her profile when she may well have had an issue that has ZERO to do with poor hygeine

The girl was washed and smelt fragrant. Her lady parts were simply out of kilter.

I agree I should have told her immediately BUT when it comes to WG's I am a n00b as they say. It was embarassing and to be honest I thought I was over sensitive to the smell, but as it went on, nothing I did put the smell at anything but the forefront of my mind! A total boner killer and when she pushed me I told her why.

Her face was broken and like I said she was REALLY upset. I don't make a habit of upsetting people. Just imagine if you've got WASHED and dressed for WORK in your best clothes (with a splash of aftershave) and then a CUSTOMER tells you, that you have BO / Stink? How would you feel?

I am sure if I kicked up a fuss I could have got my money back but I CHOSE to persist trying to get the old chap hard and do other bits and pieces. All of which failed miserably. So I felt it unfair to ask for money back, I just chalked it down as experience.

Hopefully the same situation wouldn't repeat itself and the amount of ladies with BV (or whatever) this pungent are small.

WBW

whatever the cause of her smell, you are creating a stink by not sending a link and or not writing this up as a negative rated review in the reviews section.

[oring123]

It may have cost you £200 but what about the next punter ?

[wheeliebinwanking]

What if I've just got a particular nose? I saw positive AW feedback a day after this incident. Who's to say others wouldn't have found the smell repugnant? Why give her that label?

She genuinely didn't have a clue about her fragrance.

Anyway, I've noted should it happen again I'll say so earlier in the booking. The longer you leave it..more awkward it becomes

Wbw

[Belgarion]

Again, what was the point of creating this thread then?

[OakTree]

What if I've just got a particular nose? I saw positive AW feedback a day after this incident. Who's to say others wouldn't have found the smell repugnant? Why give her that label?

She genuinely didn't have a clue about her fragrance.

Anyway, I've noted should it happen again I'll say so earlier in the booking. The longer you leave it..more awkward it becomes

Wbw

There's nothing genuine in punting.

 Apart from the cash.

Everything else is fantasy as is her not knowing she's got vag problems.

[oring123]

Dear op you have helped no one not even thst wg as it became her best booking ever
Fuck all for her to do just turn up and pocket cash.

[nigel4498]

Apart from BV the other explanation could be she was on her period and had a sponge up there that needed changing. 

[Bangers and Gash]

Do we have a link to skunk pussie's profile?

[Type_O_Negative]

She is a "young in shape" WG, so highly unlikely that you'd have seen her anyway.   

you nasty sod you are 

[fredpunter]

She deserves a link for refusing oral even if she didn't smell bad

[LL]

Does a smelly fanny really bother you that much, OP? Considering you like to wank off in wheelie bins I mean?
 

[DannyJames]

She deserves a link for refusing oral even if she didn't smell bad

I was hoping someone would mention that before I got to the end of the thread.

[PLeisure]

I saw positive AW feedback a day after this incident.

Too fkn funny
"Treat her well, gents" 

[wheeliebinwanking]

Does a smelly fanny really bother you that much, OP? Considering you like to wank off in wheelie bins I mean?
 

You got me there 

And she probably does deserve a link for that (lack of ORAL0, but telling her she has a stinky puss puss was clearly traumatic for her. Lots of folks are giving it large here (as would I if I was reading this) but I was in a hotel on and it's late at night. Do I really want to be arguing with a WG over her smell? I personally chose to write it off . . .I could have had someone from my company in the room next door for all I knew

And yes, her AW reviews are the BS 'She's amazin' fluffy 1 liner types

She was messaging me after on WhatsApp and was clearly still mortified and upset but whatever. I wiiped the phone and threw away the sim

[FlyingBreadMan]

So who was the girl?

Link? Name? PIC?

[LL]

So who was the girl?

Link? Name? PIC?

Perhaps we can find her by following our noses?

[FlyingBreadMan]

Perhaps we can find her by following our noses?

You go ahead and sniff her out.

[maxxblue]

You got me there 

And she probably does deserve a link for that (lack of ORAL0, but telling her she has a stinky puss puss was clearly traumatic for her. Lots of folks are giving it large here (as would I if I was reading this) but I was in a hotel on and it's late at night. Do I really want to be arguing with a WG over her smell? I personally chose to write it off . . .I could have had someone from my company in the room next door for all I knew

And yes, her AW reviews are the BS 'She's amazin' fluffy 1 liner types

She was messaging me after on WhatsApp and was clearly still mortified and upset but whatever. I wiiped the phone and threw away the sim

You are right, she does deserve a link.

This is a punters forum FFS - why on earth won't you provide a link? You are putting this WG above your fellow punters by refusing to provide a link - WHY?

[cain]

Maybe this question would of been better on UKE? personally I think a link should be put up, I don't punt much but when I do I'd like to think I have a above average chance of a good punt thanks to this site, and as such I will review those I see. So not only has poor hygiene been brought up now the OP mentions being contacted after the punt and throwing away his sim? so whoever she is she is not partically discreet as well, it appears............ 

[oring123]

Yes uke that would light up that board for sure !

[overdone]

Do a Lee Nelson impression

"Oh man your pussy does too stink man"

[Thepacifist]

Sorry to hear about this awful experience OP. I can imagine how awkward it would be. I don't have outcalls but I would insist on them having a shower when they arrive, as they do to us..

Post the link 

[Belgarion]

Really not sure why the OP is not posting the link

You have already brought attention to it by posting this story and the WG knows who you are. So why the subterfuge?

Lord knows what she'll be saying about you to other WGS.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Do the shake and VAC, and bring the freshness back...!

[Raythelay]

I've experienced this twice, both from agency girls (Suzanne's Escorts), the first was REALLY pungent, her link has gone from the site, but she was a large girl who was obviously a couple of punts into her working evening.

The second gave a really great BJ but was smelly.
External Link/Members Only

[MrMatrix]

O dear WBW. Looks like you've caused a bit of a stir here mate.