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Author Topic: Cheeky twat tried to pinch my booking!  (Read 2884 times)

Offline catweazle

I had made a booking at one of my regular haunts (the place with the rotating Thai girls in Stockton on Tees) for half-past. It was a new girl. Had the usual " ring me when you arrive" routine.

Arrived at about 23 minutes past. I never park immediately outside for security and discretion reasons.  I could see the back door to the premises (the girls almost always use the back door). About a minute after l got there another car arrived and parked a bit closer.

At 27 minutes past, l ring to say 'l am here' with the expected "please come to the the back door" reply. I get out of the car, lock it and start towards the address.

At that moment the driver of the other car gets out and literally scuttles round the corner. So l slow my paces down, expecting him to head for another door further down, but bugger me he goes right to the door l am headed for. As she is expecting me, the door is open, and in he goes and the door shuts.

So l head back to the car...... then he emerges quite quickly, scuttles back to the car and drives off. So l go back. She lets me in. She says she asked him 'had he booked' and he said 'yes' and she asked him his name, which of course didn't match my (punting) name.

Crafty trick, to turn up just before the half hour or the hour and try to muscle in on someone else's booking.

Just one last thought though..... he was an older guy, with a definite look of George Muppet about him (but no flat cap). I wonder if it was Muppet with a new tactic?
« Last Edit: August 10, 2018, 03:44:42 pm by catweazle »

Offline tesla

old flat cap tried that with me many years ago, fortunately the receptionist put him in his place and made him wait, I heard him arguing the toss whilst on my way up the stairs to the room. total douch bag with or without cap.

Offline catweazle

Just googled the old twat Muppet and found this pic:
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and it was him! Exactly as in that photo, except the sweater was blue.  Nasty twat.

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Offline jeanphillipe

Just googled the old twat Muppet and found this pic:
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and it was him! Exactly as in that photo, except the sweater was blue.  Nasty twat.

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This is actually the guy that tried to rob your booking?

Offline wristjob

That's the funniest story I ever heard. Wonder if he is a member here. Probably lurking and pinching our reviews.

Online mr.bluesky

Just googled the old twat Muppet and found this pic:
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and it was him! Exactly as in that photo, except the sweater was blue.  Nasty twat.

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Probably wanted it for free in exchange for a good review in his tacky book - (if he still publishes them). This happened to a lady I used to visit on a regular basis who had a booking from him once.

Offline NigelF

That's the funniest story I ever heard. Wonder if he is a member here. Probably lurking and pinching our reviews.

+1

There is a member called "GeorgeMuppet" who's been a member since 2012 and seems to log in very frequently: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=5197

While it could well just be someone who chose to use his name, I do think it's quite likely to be the "real Muppet". I certainly agree that he probably pinches reviews from here.

Offline catweazle

This is actually the guy that tried to rob your booking?

Well if it wasn't 'the real Muppet' (see what l did there?),  then some poor sod who visits wg's is going to get mightily pissed off with the poor reception he gets 'cause he is Muppet's double!

Offline Kingy28

Probably wanted it for free in exchange for a good review in his tacky book - (if he still publishes them). This happened to a lady I used to visit on a regular basis who had a booking from him once.
A WG also told me that. She did give him a freebie for a positive review

Offline catweazle

+1

There is a member called "GeorgeMuppet" who's been a member since 2012 and seems to log in very frequently: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=5197

While it could well just be someone who chose to use his name, I do think it's quite likely to be the "real Muppet". I certainly agree that he probably pinches reviews from here.

Interesting. Member for 6 years, never posted anything, no reviews, no comments. He's logged on this evening as well ..... wonder if he has read this thread?


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Offline theejaculator

Was that the fella who pinched your booking?


Offline hayneplane

I once saw him waiting in the reception lounge at a long since closed down parlour in Leeds. Must have been well over 5 years ago, probably nearer 10 as it was in an era when the daily sport classifieds were still a main source of wg ads well before broadband and mobile internet was widespread.

At that time his books seemed useful despite the dodgy tricks he was heavily rumoured to be doing but I can't imagine how it is still a worthwhile venture.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Interesting. Member for 6 years, never posted anything, no reviews, no comments. He's logged on this evening as well ..... wonder if he has read this thread?
He was discussed in a thread a couple of years back and as I recall some established members had possibly come into contact with him previously or knew of his escapades trying to get free services in exchange for good reviews, nobody seemed to have a good word to say about him.
Basically he is blackmailing girls / parlours to give a free service otherwise he will give a bad review, sounds like a right leechy cunt of the highest order and if he is reading this thread which i'm sure he is then he can fuck right off  :hi:

Offline theejaculator

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Interesting article on the fella

That photo...he looks like a typical old retired barrister/doctor/solicitor/estate agent/cunt you see in thousands of English villages off to buy the Sunday papers  :hi:

Offline Blazed

Pretty sure that guy was in a documentary (think it's on Netflix still) about the escorting world.

He visits various parlours in Leeds.

Offline Saeran

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Basically he is blackmailing girls / parlours to give a free service otherwise he will give a bad review, sounds like a right leechy cunt of the highest order and if he is reading this thread which i'm sure he is then he can fuck right off  :hi:

+1

Offline Plan R

Could've let his tyres down while he was on the job   :cool:

Offline scutty brown

Just looked at his online guide and realised he's operating a phone scam. The parlour listings all have an 0844 number listed as their only phone contact. He'll be getting a kickback from that
At least he hasn't done it to the girls' profiles. Yet

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Offline Fuzzyduck

Basically he is blackmailing girls / parlours to give a free service otherwise he will give a bad review, sounds like a right leechy cunt of the highest order and if he is reading this thread which i'm sure he is then he can fuck right off  :hi:

+2

I guess UKP and the internet at large is destoying his sleazy parasitic business but clearly there's still a small but dwindling clientele for what he does. What a scumbag.

Offline Erinaceinae

He's gone online, but charges to look at reviews and other content. So UKP and other sites that allow free viewing have no doubt restricted his activities.

Offline wristjob

Think about it - he's just gone. He's like 70 years old so I can't imagine he's up to punting more than twice a week - 100 reviews a years. Considering how fast staff change in parlours at the least then any reviews are irrelevant, unless of course he's pinching form here?

Maybe 20-25 years ago I was tempted to buy a copy. I don't think the reviews were a thing, but back then you had no easy way of finding where these places were. Basically it would have served as the Yellow Pages of shagging, but I can't see that being useful any more.

Chuckman

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I feel a nostalgic twinge every time his name is mentioned as it reminds me of when I first started punting in the 90s and his guide was considered a very useful way of finding a decent punt.

Times have moved on since then and he hasn't - his website is testimony to this. Still selling his guides which now qualify as historical documents rather than something of use. The reviews cleverly don't mention the date on which they took place but this is shown up when somebody else does and tells us how old they are.

Fans of adult Internet archeology will find a selection of defunct WG personal websites linked on there, complete with links on those sites to no longer in existence directory sites and the like.

Offline munterhunter

This happened to me a few years ago with a lass in Leeds who has now retired. I found her on AW we exchanged a couple of texts and a phone call I turned up at the appointed time as she was letting me in another guy turned up. Said he had an appointment and that he'd seen her before. To her credit she said "Yes I know you've seen me before but this guy booked and I give priority to people who book and turn up. Come back later or put a booking on if you want a specific time"
Turned out to be a great punt and I saw her regularly for about 18 months after that.

Offline stampjones

I nicked someone’s booking in my younger years. Unintentionally I have to say. Id found this flat near where I lived and gonne a few times. One day I was passing and just rang the bell and asked if she was free (was a weekly swap place so no reg). Anyway all worked out and I took to not bothering with booking and just turning up on spec until one time I was banging away and the bell went and the girl just shrugged and I realised what had happened. If you’re out there apologies - in my naiivite it never occurred to me that she’d override a booking

Luissuarez777

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What do he's famous for swooping on punts?
Or am I missing something :dash:

Offline itk

Today had a appointment ready to be confirmed today, only to be told it’s not available now, guessing a regular has got in there. Other times were offered but no good to me.

Offline Wheelman

What do he's famous for swooping on punts?
Or am I missing something :dash:


He's famous for writing books that give reviews of WGs and massage parlours. He's known for using his books as a way of getting free punts in return for good reviews.

Here's his wiki page. External Link/Members Only

Offline Baxter63

Why Muppet? The OP has never met Muppet nor seen him, even. Muppet could be any one of anonymous looking, older, M&S dressed, blokes, in any provincial town. Go down your High Streets and you'll see them. Either that or EPL coaches - a lot of them like the v neck sweater under the jacket look.

Let's have another (mischievous) look. The bloke was nondescript - ideal for a private detective. Is the OP married? Maybe the missus got wind of what he does? So Private Dick Muppet has info. and follows OP. Beats him to the car parking and heads into the parlour. Bluffs enough to get OP's punting name and comes out. Seems to drive off but only far enough to watch the parlour. Clocks OP coming out. Has the timed photos - in and out. Bingo!.

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Offline catweazle

Nonsense! I am single, so the private dick theory is crap. As already stated, l don't park immediately adjacent " for security and discretion reasons"

Yeah possibly it wasn't Muppet. There again, if it look like a duck and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

Offline Baxter63

You didn't read too well.

Not notice the word 'mischievous'?
Banned reason: Anti UKP wanker Kelvin on another forum
Banned by: 90125

Offline catweazle

You didn't read too well.

Not notice the word 'mischievous'?

......and you didn't notice the tongue in cheek longwinded "if it looks like a duck?"