Slutmeup - 2440167

[fisherofsouls]

Hi guys,

After a period of drought (for one reason and another) I am back in the game....

Thinking of seeing Slutmeup External Link/Members Only

Appreciate she's super-new and very likely fake, BUT... I did get a quick and coherent answer to my AW email, so you never know...

And just on the offchance any of you Speedy Gonzales have already been there - please share :-)

Nick

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

no phone and £50m an hour is a bit of a worry

[mh]

no phone and £50m an hour is a bit of a worry

How much???????? 

What is she, a banker?

I can't see what would attract interest in that profile, really.

[abdul]

Hi guys,

After a period of drought (for one reason and another) I am back in the game....

Thinking of seeing Slutmeup External Link/Members Only

Appreciate she's super-new and very likely fake, BUT... I did get a quick and coherent answer to my AW email, so you never know...

And just on the offchance any of you Speedy Gonzales have already been there - please share :-)

Nick

£175 for overnight I shall book her tonight

[LanceVance]

£50 an hour? Someone has definitely spunked away their student overdraft! 

[vorian]

Hi guys,

After a period of drought (for one reason and another) I am back in the game....

Thinking of seeing Slutmeup External Link/Members Only

Appreciate she's super-new and very likely fake, BUT... I did get a quick and coherent answer to my AW email, so you never know...

And just on the offchance any of you Speedy Gonzales have already been there - please share :-)

Nick

Did she send you a face picture, if so any good. 

[Bigus Dickus]

If it too good to be true .........

Sounds like bollocks or a crack whore to me. Maybe even a chance you'll get robbed. I am interested in hearing if anyone is willing to take one for the team on this one though.

If she's pucker there'll be a right fucking scramble to spunk up her!

 

[bestbefore]

Well she just sent me a polite reply saying she is not available until the 26th.
Form an orderly queue!

[vorian]

Well she just sent me a polite reply saying she is not available until the 26th.
Form an orderly queue!

Did she send you a face picture, not asking you to share but interested to see if she did.

[fisherofsouls]

No, but I haven't asked for one yet....

As for being robbed, I shall have the minimum cash and no ID on me so...

[Bigus Dickus]

Well she just sent me a polite reply saying she is not available until the 26th.
Form an orderly queue!

I've got this phobia where I have to be the first punter of the day! Can't do the porridge stirring, even though is caught by a latex tadpole net!   :timeout

I'd have to get her first punt!

Just decided to bin a punt tomorrow as she wasn't available for 30 minutes after her start time. Nobody puts Bigus Dickus in the corner! 

I'll have to force myself to go to a LMP just to cure this mental block. OCD??? 

[vorian]

I've got this phobia where I have to be the first punter of the day! Can't do the porridge stirring, even though is caught by a latex tadpole net!   :timeout

I'd have to get her first punt!

Just decided to bin a punt tomorrow as she wasn't available for 30 minutes after her start time. Nobody puts Bigus Dickus in the corner! 

I'll have to force myself to go to a LMP just to cure this mental block. OCD??? 

You do realise that even if you are the first booking of the day, her boyfriend/pimp whatever might have fucked her that morning, maybe even BB. No guarantees what you are stirring at any time of the day (does not bother me as I can do nothing about it), personally I prefer the middle part of the day, hopefully by then she has woken up, got into the flow but is not too tired.   

[latecomer]

If it too good to be true .........

Sounds like bollocks or a crack whore to me. Maybe even a chance you'll get robbed. I am interested in hearing if anyone is willing to take one for the team on this one though.

If she's pucker there'll be a right fucking scramble to spunk up her!

 

Yes, it is too good to be true.  Without a shadow of doubt, this is a fake.  Don't worry about being robbed: she won't be there on the 26th - and there's very little chance her profile will still be there either.

[Bigus Dickus]

You do realise that even if you are the first booking of the day, her boyfriend/pimp whatever might have fucked her that morning, maybe even BB. No guarantees what you are stirring at any time of the day (does not bother me as I can do nothing about it), personally I prefer the middle part of the day, hopefully by then she has woken up, got into the flow but is not too tired.

That makes sense but, the 'Freddy Kruger bastard son of a thousand maniacs' scenario still makes me want to be the official No 1, even though not in reality the first cock she's been brushing her chops with.

I will get over it at some point!

[slutmeup500]

I'm definately real
feel free to check out my fabswingers account
slutmeup500
lots of veris there!!

[NIK]

I'm definately real
feel free to check out my fabswingers account
slutmeup500
lots of veris there!!

Yes you appear to be up for anything, apart from having a phone number. 

[abdul]

I'm definately real
feel free to check out my fabswingers account
slutmeup500
lots of veris there!!

OK and how did you know about this forum as you are completely new to AW

[slutmeup500]

someone mailed me on AW
"your profile is causing quite a stir on ukpunting"

[slutmeup500]

and really as an 18 year old I wouldn't appreciate calls all night from potentially dangerous people
will happilly give it out if mailed

[yorkshire123]

someone mailed me on AW
"your profile is causing quite a stir on ukpunting"

Sorry to disappoint you but 18 replies isn't "quite a stir" yet!
 

[slutmeup500]

haha agreed

[iPad3]

I see this one has disappeared from AW now

[vorian]

I see this one has disappeared from AW now

Well thats not really a great surprise.

[fisherofsouls]

And gone...

Oh well...

[Bigus Dickus]

And gone...

Oh well...

Saved from getting fucked over! The power of this forum is great!

[fisherofsouls]

Amen to that :-)

[abdul]

Amen to that :-)

I think she is getting married with a bearded Muslim guy

[fisherofsouls]

Don't want to waste too much time on this, but interestingly enough:

External Link/Members Only

led me to

External Link/Members Only (you need to register to see her but it only takes 2 mins and it's a great site !!)

which via GRIS led me to:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

So she is variously a mistress / a sub, a swinger called Steph / an escort called Miss Destroyer / a civvy called Ella, and 18 / 24 years old...

Poor "girl" seems rather confused... :-)

Nick