Gumtree massage ads

[Stevensmiles]

This is me just being lazy but I’ll ask anyway.

Why do the massage ads on Gumtree show pics of flowers or maybe a massage table etc. No pics of massueses.
Is it a Gumtree policy.

[LLPunting]

This is me just being lazy but I’ll ask anyway.

Why do the massage ads on Gumtree show pics of flowers or maybe a massage table etc. No pics of massueses.
Is it a Gumtree policy.

Have you read the terms and conditions?
Not noticed all the "not a sexual service" statements
Advertising a massage service with images of attractive women is pretty much the same as putting a red light in the window.
You weren't being lazy...

[Xtro]

Why do the massage ads on Gumtree show pics of flowers or maybe a massage table etc. No pics of massueses.
Is it a Gumtree policy.

If you delve deep enough you'll find one masseuse is actually has her puppys on display! External Link/Members Only

Others show off their pussys!! External Link/Members Only

[LLPunting]

If you delve deep enough you'll find one masseuse is actually has her puppys on display! External Link/Members Only

Others show off their pussys!! External Link/Members Only

I think the first lady is a little confused with her English as she clearly doesn't understand "Get yer pups out for the lads!".  She also has "Oliver Coconut" to rub on you so in many ways this lady is providing a very niche Pat Pong experience!   

Is the 2nd girl offering a 4-hander?  Perhaps the same outfit as operating the puppy offering.

[Stevensmiles]

  .    Thanks guys.

There probably is something in the TOC’s that state no lewd or pornographic imagery.

I would have thought from an advertising stand point, a drum up business point of view. A simple picture of the masseuse or masseuses would go a long way.

I mean, would anyone find this vulgar.


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[stevethebroker]

Yeah Gumtree changed their policy a few years ago. Previously they had pictures of the masseuse on the listings, that was much better than having to call up and ask for photos which many don't want to give. I know its just a massage but given the choice of paying the same price I would still rather pay a hot one than a dog.

[JAG4555]

its policy mate. spoken to lots of massaues about gumtree, its no photos allowed.
But i can tell you, ive used gumtree massage ads for years and years. 90% offer at least a happy ending, some offer more

[Stevensmiles]

Yeah Gumtree changed their policy a few years ago. Previously they had pictures of the masseuse on the listings, that was much better than having to call up and ask for photos which many don't want to give. I know its just a massage but given the choice of paying the same price I would still rather pay a hot one than a dog.

Absolutely Steve. I do like a massage every now and then and no matter how good the massage is. I still prefer it given by someone I fancy rather than not...... if that makes sense.

Mind you I did have physio several years ago. Little bit of sciatica.
The physiotherapist at the clinic was absolutely drop dead gorgeous and it took a lot of will power I can tell you to keep calm.
I think she was well aware of her charms which in a way made it so much fucking worse. 

[Xtro]

its policy mate. spoken to lots of massaues about gumtree, its no photos allowed.
But i can tell you, ive used gumtree massage ads for years and years. 90% offer at least a happy ending, some offer more

+1. Totally agree.
A few years ago a Thai bird was advertising on Gumtree with all the usual "No Sex", "No Extras", etc
She was absolutely gorgeous. Stunningly beautiful and petite.
Me being a gentleman, wanted to respect her no extras policy.
As she massaged me I kept thinking, "Please don't get a hard on..... Please don't get a hard on...."
But she did!! 

[Stevensmiles]

+1. Totally agree.
A few years ago a Thai bird was advertising on Gumtree with all the usual "No Sex", "No Extras", etc
She was absolutely gorgeous. Stunningly beautiful and petite.
Me being a gentleman, wanted to respect her no extras policy.
As she massaged me I kept thinking, "Please don't get a hard on..... Please don't get a hard on...."
But she did!! 

 

[sparkus]

Gumtree had a massive clamp down a few years back, not just pics but also banning certain SPs very draconianly.

The puppies and pussy pics, respect!

One way to ascertain what's on offer is add the phone numbers to WhatsApp. Those who do display pics on there tend to be of the pretty girl kind which leaves you in no doubt.

I remember one Brazilian SP in Stratford who posted her vag as her Gumtree pic and it stayed up a day. I thoroughly enjoyed experiencing said vag too (I hotfooted it round).

[MajorPayne]

One way to ascertain what's on offer is add the phone numbers to WhatsApp. Those who do display pics on there tend to be of the pretty girl kind which leaves you in no doubt.

I remember one Brazilian SP in Stratford who posted her vag as her Gumtree pic and it stayed up a day. I thoroughly enjoyed experiencing said vag too (I hotfooted it round).

Thanks for the advice, regardless of the type of massage I'd much prefer a pretty masseuse.

[sparkus]

Thanks for the advice, regardless of the type of massage I'd much prefer a pretty masseuse.

I did a research exercise recently with the aim of listing them all on here. In the end I gave up as there were too many but East London Gumtree has loads.

[Thecunninglinguist]

Is it just Urban Myth or is there some sort of meaning relating to the availability of services depending on the type of flower. Whether it's open or not etc.etc?

[catweazle]

Is it just Urban Myth or is there some sort of meaning relating to the availability of services depending on the type of flower. Whether it's open or not etc.etc?

I have heard that,too - a lotus is supposedly the 'sign'. Don't really believe it, though.

[Stevensmiles]

Is it just Urban Myth or is there some sort of meaning relating to the availability of services depending on the type of flower. Whether it's open or not etc.etc?

Bloody hell. There is an ad with a pic of a Venus fly trap. 

[Shortandsensible]

Yes a lot of adverts I’ve come across if you add them to whatsapp will have a revealing picture of themselves and are often happy to send more pics with what’s on offer. Some I’ve seen have whats on offer in their WhatsApp status

[sparkus]

Yes a lot of adverts I’ve come across if you add them to whatsapp will have a revealing picture of themselves and are often happy to send more pics with what’s on offer. Some I’ve seen have whats on offer in their WhatsApp status

The difference between Nicky Thai of Stepney (was on Gumtree and a few ad sites) and her WhatsApp pic was something to behold.  I'd seen her in the flesh (in all senses) before she added it, but I imagine it led to a few confused/irate punters on the doorstep.

[scutty brown]

the orchid flowers are there as an indicator of extras on offer.
Orchids look like vaginas

[Xtro]

I did a research exercise recently with the aim of listing them all on here. In the end I gave up as there were too many but East London Gumtree has loads.

A mammoth task indeed!.
An admirable exercise for this community, nonetheless. Thanks for your contributions sparkus. 

[sparkus]

A mammoth task indeed!.
An admirable exercise for this community, nonetheless. Thanks for your contributions sparkus. 

 

[Mkdng]

the orchid flowers are there as an indicator of extras on offer.

Yep!! Heard that before somewhere.. I think the colour might have some relevance as well

[Chorley]

+1. Totally agree.
A few years ago a Thai bird was advertising on Gumtree with all the usual "No Sex", "No Extras", etc
She was absolutely gorgeous. Stunningly beautiful and petite.
Me being a gentleman, wanted to respect her no extras policy.
As she massaged me I kept thinking, "Please don't get a hard on..... Please don't get a hard on...."
But she did!! 

FFS! 

[shagmore]

You will also find that the pictures bear no resemblance to the actual venue - pretty much like the photos of Wgs on AW

[kingmg]

That's what aw or viva street is for

[sparkus]

Quite surprised this has been allowed to stay up: External Link/Members Only

[yorkshirepunter3333]

three tips..

* if it says no sexual services, it means 90% chance of HE
* Look for pictures of baby wipes they need to clean up
* if they offer stuff like a "Hoopono Healing Massage" then probs no HE

tbh, I have not always had a happy ending but still been very turned on so I have well... made it happy just before I got dressed

I get turned on by the surprise. Going for a massage, don't discus extras and its such a turn on when you get the od CC swipe

I once had a 4 hand massage, with a young and older lady, the older lady knew exactly what I was up for, the towel slipped a little I was laid on my back, my little friend popped his head out from under the towel that was covering it , the young lady started to cover it again, the older lady said "No, I am sure that he does not mind showing us that" (or something like that) and off came the towel. This was a big turn on, they both then kept accidentally brushing against it with their forearm. Now is that more of a turn on than them going, "you want HE? OK £20, turn over"??

[sparkus]

The only Gumtree ad I responded to where HE wasn't offered I wouldn't have wanted it.  She was wizened and decrepit, which was why she opened the door in darkness and proceeded on that basis.  At points the massage was with one hand while she took calls (perhaps six in 30 mins) and she said to each one no sexual services (I've heard other punters in East London on the phone and they always sound like cabbies or white van men).  That said, I don't know what she did but her massage to my hips and thighs generated a raging hard on (didn't faze her at all) of a size I've not seen before or since.

[Rome66]

Orchids in the pics have no relavance other than in the punters hopeful mindset.  The thai see them as symbols of  spiritualism & good luck. So accidentally probably does generate more enquiries..lucky indeed 

Ive noticed in Glasgow more of the gumtree ads not posting the "no sexual services" tag line, so its becoming a bit more obvious.  The ones insisting on "no extra"  do seem to offer more if you become a regular.

[JamesFD]

Orchids in the pics have no relavance other than in the punters hopeful mindset.  The thai see them as symbols of spiritualism & good luck. So accidentally probably does generate more enquiries..lucky indeed

Exactly. What is the point of a secret code that the target market (us) doesn't understand? Given that we have some very experienced members you'd have thought they would have passed on the secret by now if one existed.