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Offline jackthelad

Following a thread started by itk, I'd like to hear fellow brothers to do a review of ther OH. It's be a fun read for everyone

I'll start.

Tall, slim chinese girl. Early 30s looks younger. Obviously has had kids. Actually not bad looking.

After sorting out the paperwork, paying the mortgage etc, I went for a shower. Came back with just a towel and found her to be lying on the bed on her side facing away from me. Not a good start! I prodded her and asked her shall we have some fun? She begrudgingly said ok. Gave her a kiss but she kept her mouth closed so no dfk. Moved on to lick her nipples. Totally unresponsive. Tried further south. Nicely shaved at least and no smell. Ha ha. Tried my best with some oral action. Some light moaning and she starts to get a bit wet. Here we go! Tried some fingers but was blocked. Carried on with oral until I think she came or she just didn't want any more. Asked for a bj and she went down on me. Pretty average. Not much suction but some ball licking which was pretty good. On with the Mac and we go at it mish. She starts to get into it a little with a few light moans but a bit of a cold look staring at the ceiling. Tried to kiss her again but still no fk. Kinda give up and pound her as hard as he position will allow which is difficult as she positioned herself so I cannot get fully inside her. I cum and she goes to shower. She comes back onto the bed and rolls over. I let myself out to go down the pub.

And that brothers, is why I punt.

johnnyboy61

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Arrived hoping for a Bait and Switch but got the same old frigid response so turned and walked (again!) - avoid.

Offline jackthelad

Arrived hoping for a Bait and Switch but got the same old frigid response so turned and walked (again!) - avoid.

Rotfl! Nice one brother.

Offline cueball

Arrived hoping for a Bait and Switch but got the same old frigid response so turned and walked (again!) - avoid.

Ha ha, brilliant

johnnyboy61

  • Guest
Rotfl! Nice one brother.

Yes, sadly it's true though. In my case Plan B always turns out to be far better, so not disappointed for too long.

Offline threechilliman

I could review Mrs tcm, who actually does a better job than some wgs

tcm

Offline jackthelad

I could review Mrs tcm, who actually does a better job than some wgs

tcm

Let's see it then!

Offline cueball

I could review Mrs tcm, who actually does a better job than some wgs

tcm

Phooar, your right there

Review to follow

Offline AgedCases

Review of my ex-wife :

Greeted me at the bedroom door wearing passion-killer pyjamas. Climbed into bed then removed pyjamas so I couldn't see her naked. Was immediately told that DFK/OWO/CIM and practically everything you can think of is off the menu. Wouldn't touch my dick even with her hands so begrudgingly allowed me to wank over her tits, to which she immediately dashed to the bathroom to wash off. Back into pyjamas and punt over.

So, after this, I bet I find every WG an incredible punt!  :yahoo:

yorkshire123

  • Guest
Following a thread started by itk, I'd like to hear fellow brothers to do a review of ther OH. It's be a fun read for everyone

I'll start.

Tall, slim chinese girl. Early 30s looks younger. Obviously has had kids. Actually not bad looking.

After sorting out the paperwork, paying the mortgage etc, I went for a shower. Came back with just a towel and found her to be lying on the bed on her side facing away from me. Not a good start! I prodded her and asked her shall we have some fun? She begrudgingly said ok. Gave her a kiss but she kept her mouth closed so no dfk. Moved on to lick her nipples. Totally unresponsive. Tried further south. Nicely shaved at least and no smell. Ha ha. Tried my best with some oral action. Some light moaning and she starts to get a bit wet. Here we go! Tried some fingers but was blocked. Carried on with oral until I think she came or she just didn't want any more. Asked for a bj and she went down on me. Pretty average. Not much suction but some ball licking which was pretty good. On with the Mac and we go at it mish. She starts to get into it a little with a few light moans but a bit of a cold look staring at the ceiling. Tried to kiss her again but still no fk. Kinda give up and pound her as hard as he position will allow which is difficult as she positioned herself so I cannot get fully inside her. I cum and she goes to shower. She comes back onto the bed and rolls over. I let myself out to go down the pub.

And that brothers, is why I punt.

Now that's pretty sad  :(

fredpunter

  • Guest
Following a thread started by itk, I'd like to hear fellow brothers to do a review of ther OH. It's be a fun read for everyone

I'll start.

Tall, slim chinese girl. Early 30s looks younger. Obviously has had kids. Actually not bad looking.

After sorting out the paperwork, paying the mortgage etc, I went for a shower. Came back with just a towel and found her to be lying on the bed on her side facing away from me. Not a good start! I prodded her and asked her shall we have some fun? She begrudgingly said ok. Gave her a kiss but she kept her mouth closed so no dfk. Moved on to lick her nipples. Totally unresponsive. Tried further south. Nicely shaved at least and no smell. Ha ha. Tried my best with some oral action. Some light moaning and she starts to get a bit wet. Here we go! Tried some fingers but was blocked. Carried on with oral until I think she came or she just didn't want any more. Asked for a bj and she went down on me. Pretty average. Not much suction but some ball licking which was pretty good. On with the Mac and we go at it mish. She starts to get into it a little with a few light moans but a bit of a cold look staring at the ceiling. Tried to kiss her again but still no fk. Kinda give up and pound her as hard as he position will allow which is difficult as she positioned herself so I cannot get fully inside her. I cum and she goes to shower. She comes back onto the bed and rolls over. I let myself out to go down the pub.

And that brothers, is why I punt.

Sounds like a raging nympho compared to my Missus.

Maybe she is saving herself for what she gets up to while you are at the pub.

Offline jackthelad

Now that's pretty sad  :(

Why do you think I'm here brother.

Where's your report?

Offline jackthelad

Sounds like a raging nympho compared to my Missus.

Maybe she is saving herself for what she gets up to while you are at the pub.

Report so we know to avoid.

fredpunter

  • Guest
Report so we know to avoid.

Grudging blow job about every four weeks ... never initiates, always manages to position herself so that her entire bodyweight is concentrated thru her elbow into my spleen ... no CIM  ... costs about 15000 pa just in home improvements .... to be fair though, she does wash my knickers so she's not all bad.

yorkshire123

  • Guest
Why do you think I'm here brother.

Where's your report?

To be honest I would hate the thought of you having a wank whilst reading about my wife's bedroom antics.
Mrs Y's libido has taken a hit in the past but even during those few & far between times I've never had a ban on such basics as kissing & fingering. Luckily she is back to herself (nearly) recently & even getting a little experimental in her middle age.

firingblanks

  • Guest
OH
Sleeps on Sofa mainly.
Do I need to say more?
 :dash:

Offline jackthelad

To be honest I would hate the thought of you having a wank whilst reading about my wife's bedroom antics.
Mrs Y's libido has taken a hit in the past but even during those few & far between times I've never had a ban on such basics as kissing & fingering. Luckily she is back to herself (nearly) recently & even getting a little experimental in her middle age.

Ha ha. Don't think you'll have to worry about that brother.

Good for you though. Does that mean a imminent retirement from punting?

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

I had an incall with my OH last Friday, first in months. She turned up late and was pissed after a night on the lash with her mates. A quick BJ was followed by a 40DD being shoved in my face and they say romance is dead. An average shag followed where I didn't get to cum. She did and rolled over, farted and went to sleep, snoring like a rhino. I went to the spare room, had a wank to some Xhamster porn on my phone and slept soundly.

4/10 only because she has chapel hat peg nipples and gets very wet. Other than that, one to avoid. It's a good job I love her otherwise I wouldn't put up with this shit!

Offline jackthelad

OH
Sleeps on Sofa mainly.
Do I need to say more?
 :dash:

She does or you do?

firingblanks

  • Guest
I had an incall with my OH last Friday, first in months. She turned up late and was pissed after a night on the lash with her mates. A quick BJ was followed by a 40DD being shoved in my face and they say romance is dead. An average shag followed where I didn't get to cum. She did and rolled over, farted and went to sleep, snoring like a rhino. I went to the spare room, had a wank to some Xhamster porn on my phone and slept soundly.

4/10 only because she has chapel hat peg nipples and gets very wet. Other than that, one to avoid. It's a good job I love her otherwise I wouldn't put up with this shit!

Funny  :lol:

firingblanks

  • Guest
She does or you do?

She does, tries bed a couple of times a week.
2 reasons for Sofa
1st it helps avoid her having sex

Offline Rich42

I'll have a go at this......

A couple of nights ago i had a shower immediately before i got into bed. As soon as the mrs notices i've got into bed naked it goes something like this

Her: Whoa, what the f... are you doing getting in bed like that?
Me: Well i just thought i'd let my best friend and his neighbours have a bit of fresh air, you know?
Her: Well, don't get any ideas?
Me: What.. like having a bit of fun with my wife?
Her: Don't be ridiculous!
Me: Yeah, cos it's ridiculous wanting sex with your own wife eh?
Her: Well, i'll sit on top for a bit but i'm not sucking it or even touching it!

Well after she got me rock hard with such an inviting offer and level of enthusiasm she did indeed get on top, rode away, cum after 1 minute (down to her always coming really quickly rather than my prowess), she the sexy chat then continues...
Her: Are you gonna come then or what?
Me: I don't really think i will even with such lovely encouragement.

She then got off and went to sleep. I went downstairs, opened a couple of cans and put a film on!

Attitude: 0/10
Looks:4/10
Services provided as advertised 10/10 (nothing offered so full marks there)

That, my new friends,  is why i will be having my first couple of punts this weekend!

Offline jackthelad

I'm seeing trend here! Ha ha.

Offline freddiej

When I saw this thread I thought "Goody I'll join in with this".   I've been racking my brains for some time but it's no good.  Try as I might I just can't remember that far back.

Offline itk

Venue: Clean & well kept bedroom,
            No nosey neighbours

Cost: A lifetime of earache

Looks: Just turned 40, but still a fairly decent body, enhanced tits, arse and belly getting a bit fatter with eating too many chocolate bars.

Attitude: Loads of it. Usually negative and condescending.

Services: OWO, RO, sex.

The punt: Started with coming out of shower and with her laying naked on bed, I got started with RO. 15-20 minutes of it, she got quite wet, the odd slight moan but motionless. Laid back and she started OWO, licking the tip, shaft and balls. All pretty good but no DT, soon bought to an abrupt holt when she tasted pre-cum. Asked for it to continue but got told, 'Stick it in then' to which I asked for her to go on top, refused and said 'spoons'
Five minutes of thrusting away with zero movement from her, and I shot my load. Ten seconds later she's in the shower, dressed and sitting on Facebook. I shower again, get dressed and nip to the shops.
Looks 6/10
Services 3/10
Would I return? Yes in the hope it gets back to way it was, but wouldn't count on it.

Offline Rich42



Attitude: Loads of it. Usually negative and condescending.

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Offline Mr. Cheeks

Venue: Clean & well kept bedroom,
            No nosey neighbours

Cost: A lifetime of earache

Looks: Just turned 40, but still a fairly decent body, enhanced tits, arse and belly getting a bit fatter with eating too many chocolate bars.

Attitude: Loads of it. Usually negative and condescending.

Services: OWO, RO, sex.

The punt: Started with coming out of shower and with her laying naked on bed, I got started with RO. 15-20 minutes of it, she got quite wet, the odd slight moan but motionless. Laid back and she started OWO, licking the tip, shaft and balls. All pretty good but no DT, soon bought to an abrupt holt when she tasted pre-cum. Asked for it to continue but got told, 'Stick it in then' to which I asked for her to go on top, refused and said 'spoons'
Five minutes of thrusting away with zero movement from her, and I shot my load. Ten seconds later she's in the shower, dressed and sitting on Facebook. I shower again, get dressed and nip to the shops.
Looks 6/10
Services 3/10
Would I return? Yes in the hope it gets back to way it was, but wouldn't count on it.

Sounds like my sex life with my OH. I guess we're always gonna be asking the same question "where did it all wrong?"  :(

firingblanks

  • Guest
I find this thread very amusing and it makes me chuckle.
So here goes.

Venue - house in nice quiet residential area
Cost - all that I own and may earn in the future
Girl - mid 40's says she's a size 12, but looks bigger at 16+
The Event - Living room, where she's laying wearing Bridget Jones BIG hand trappers, T-shirt and dressing gown, light noise from the TV episode she's watching.

She knows I'm fucking frustrated to fuck after weeks of nothing,
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 07:52:52 pm by firingblanks »

Offline GalaxyMan

Grudging blow job about every four weeks ... never initiates, always manages to position herself so that her entire bodyweight is concentrated thru her elbow into my spleen ... no CIM  ... costs about 15000 pa just in home improvements .... to be fair though, she does wash my knickers so she's not all bad.

Fantastic blow job with your newly met Ebony dancer *every* working day would cost less....... :-) :-)

Just a reminder......

GM

Offline RedKettle

When I saw this thread I thought "Goody I'll join in with this".   I've been racking my brains for some time but it's no good.  Try as I might I just can't remember that far back.

bastard - I was going to use that line :dash: :D :D

Robbybobby15

  • Guest
U guys are lucky I get nothing at all :( I don't even try now we are more like flat mates but hey ho there is more to life than sex and I get look forward to my punts

Offline RedKettle

Venue - lovely house (should be the amount I have spent on it)

Appearance - pretty good, nice slim and fit figure (should be the amount I spend on gym membership and the money I earn so she does not need to.)  Tits slightly small but nice arse.  Well groomed (No surprise with the amount I pay for her hairdresser and clothes).

Welcome - clearly thinks her back is her best feature as that is what I am always met with when I get into bed.

Services - kissing is reluctant, cuddling is reluctant as it gets in the way of sleeping, BJ was fairly shallow and quick (going from memory) but now non existent.  Happy for me to finger her and will cum in a convincing manner.  Will try several positions but none of them with much interest and passion and none for one hell of a long time now.

Feedback - plentiful, like ever other aspect of our marriage she is very happy to provide a full critique of performance. 

Could be a cracking punt, she is in great shape and pretty, however attitude stinks.  Given the investment I have made in time and money it is actually pretty shit.



firingblanks

  • Guest
Venue - lovely house (should be the amount I have spent on it)

Appearance - pretty good, nice slim and fit figure (should be the amount I spend on gym membership and the money I earn so she does not need to.)  Tits slightly small but nice arse.  Well groomed (No surprise with the amount I pay for her hairdresser and clothes).

Welcome - clearly thinks her back is her best feature as that is what I am always met with when I get into bed.

Services - kissing is reluctant, cuddling is reluctant as it gets in the way of sleeping, BJ was fairly shallow and quick (going from memory) but now non existent.  Happy for me to finger her and will cum in a convincing manner.  Will try several positions but none of them with much interest and passion and none for one hell of a long time now.

Feedback - plentiful, like ever other aspect of our marriage she is very happy to provide a full critique of performance. 

Could be a cracking punt, she is in great shape and pretty, however attitude stinks.  Given the investment I have made in time and money it is actually pretty shit.

WELCOME TO MARRIED LIFE

Offline jackthelad

It's pretty depressing reading these. Does any married brother have a half decent sex life? Makes me wonder why we got married in the first place. Been thinking for a while about getting divorce. Only thing stopping me are my young kids.

firingblanks

  • Guest
Sex life was rampant as a single & dating guy, went downhill for me 18 months in to married life and continues to get worse.
Why do you think punting is so popular.

I'm sure some guys have a really good active Sex life

Offline threechilliman

It's pretty depressing reading these. Does any married brother have a half decent sex life? Makes me wonder why we got married in the first place. Been thinking for a while about getting divorce. Only thing stopping me are my young kids.

Yep, happy with my Mrs in the bedroom now. The review of Mrs tcm will be up tomorrow. Just creating her profile on AW for you all to link to!!!

tcm

Offline jackthelad

Yep, happy with my Mrs in the bedroom now. The review of Mrs tcm will be up tomorrow. Just creating her profile on AW for you all to link to!!!

tcm

I'm happy for you brother. Do you still punt? Why do you still do it if you're happy at home?

Offline threechilliman

I'm happy for you brother. Do you still punt? Why do you still do it if you're happy at home?

Variety. I like to fuck women. And sometimes not just women.

tcm

Offline threechilliman

Mrs tcm

Duration: 15 hour overnight incall.
Fee: Don't ask! £'000's over the years
Location: Hotel, Liverpool
Rating: 4/5 Very good. I've shagged her countless times so we know which buttons to press
Note: Unaware of my UKP membership, AW membership and the fact that I shag lots of other women

Summary of Services - WWE (Willing Wife Experience), DFK, OWO, RO, Rimming on her, CG, Doggy Mish, HJ, CIM, Swallow and, because she's my Mrs, bareback!! No AW profile, but mid 40's, size 12-14, average height and long, fair hair. Summed up best as an attractive milf.
 
In the interests of anonymity, certain details have been changed, but I'll relate this one as it was so similar to visiting a WG in a hotel.

Arrangements made a few days before by email and text. No great discussion about services as we tend to just go with the flow, although I was specific about the finish. On the day I confirmed what time I'd arrive at the hotel and spent the day looking forward to the evenings activities, setting off in good time to ensure I'd arrive around the time I'd said. Joy of joys on arrival, she's already texted the room number, so no need for the anxious 'will she or won't she' wait for a return text. I make my way in, breezing past reception and in to the lift. Up I go and step out, making my way along the corridor until I find the door number. A knock at the door, and a moment later it opens with a smiling face peeping from behind it. In I go to be greeted by Mrs tcm, resplendent in black lingerie, opaque black stockings and 6 inch heels, meaning she's a damn sight taller than I am. We enjoy a kiss and a cuddle and my hands wander down to her curvy arse, squeezing her towards me.

We exchange a few pleasantries before I take a quick shower and on returning to the room she's lying in wait for me on the bed. Joining her, what follows is a prolonged round of DFK with hands wandering around. After a few minutes she gets up and leads me over to the chair where she pushes me down and kneels between my legs. Quickly she's wanking my cock and licking my balls which then leads to her licking up and down my shaft and around my bellend. By now I'm gripping the chair I'm sat in and I don't have to wait long before she takes me in her mouth and gets to work ensuring she teases me with the tip of her tongue. She varies the pace nicely, sometimes quick, sometimes slow and occasionally releasing my cock to allow the spit to dribble out of her mouth before she takes me again.

After a while we decide to swap over,and she reclines in the chair with her legs spread and an invitingly smooth pussy beckoning me towards her. I start with DFK and work my way down her body, sucking her nipples into my mouth before heading for her wet and juicy pussy. Straight in, no messing around and I set to work on her clit, sucking it into my mouth or working it with my tongue. I continue with this for quite a while and I can feel her getting more and more worked up as I probe a finger into her and sure enough she orgasms very strongly within a few minutes.

After a little time to recover, we move on to the bed with Mrs tcm on all fours and I proceed to lick her pussy and asshole, making sure she's nice and wet before I aim my (uncovered) cock in her direction. Rubbing my cock around I then push it into her pussy, causing her to gasp and then I start to fuck her, gently to start with before gripping her hips and really pounding her. After a few minutes, we move on to CG where she sinks my cock and rides me as I play with her boobs and suck her nipples - always a treat! Then into mish and I tease her clit with my cock before giving her a good drilling as she encourages me to fuck her.

My energy starts to give up the ghost so I sit on the edge of the bed with her kneeling, where she proceeds to give me a HJ, spiting on my cock and, at the moment of truth, aims my cock into her mouth to gobble down my load (this is a recent addition to her likes list). Lovely, spunky kiss to finish.

A shower for both of us and then out to a restaurant for something to eat. After a good nights sleep, we managed a more earthy fuck in the morning - the one where you still have sleep in your eye's as you fuck. She came in CG and another HJ for me, without CIM (bit early for that) then down for breakfast.

She tells me she'd like to try anal, but I'm not mad keen.

Overall, a decent shag and very impressive when you consider we've been married a long time. Recommended!

tcm

firingblanks

  • Guest
Mrs tcm

Duration: 15 hour overnight incall.
Fee: Don't ask! £'000's over the years
Location: Hotel, Liverpool
Rating: 4/5 Very good. I've shagged her countless times so we know which buttons to press
Note: Unaware of my UKP membership, AW membership and the fact that I shag lots of other women

Summary of Services - WWE (Willing Wife Experience), DFK, OWO, RO, Rimming on her, CG, Doggy Mish, HJ, CIM, Swallow and, because she's my Mrs, bareback!! No AW profile, but mid 40's, size 12-14, average height and long, fair hair. Summed up best as an attractive milf.
 
In the interests of anonymity, certain details have been changed, but I'll relate this one as it was so similar to visiting a WG in a hotel.

Arrangements made a few days before by email and text. No great discussion about services as we tend to just go with the flow, although I was specific about the finish. On the day I confirmed what time I'd arrive at the hotel and spent the day looking forward to the evenings activities, setting off in good time to ensure I'd arrive around the time I'd said. Joy of joys on arrival, she's already texted the room number, so no need for the anxious 'will she or won't she' wait for a return text. I make my way in, breezing past reception and in to the lift. Up I go and step out, making my way along the corridor until I find the door number. A knock at the door, and a moment later it opens with a smiling face peeping from behind it. In I go to be greeted by Mrs tcm, resplendent in black lingerie, opaque black stockings and 6 inch heels, meaning she's a damn sight taller than I am. We enjoy a kiss and a cuddle and my hands wander down to her curvy arse, squeezing her towards me.

We exchange a few pleasantries before I take a quick shower and on returning to the room she's lying in wait for me on the bed. Joining her, what follows is a prolonged round of DFK with hands wandering around. After a few minutes she gets up and leads me over to the chair where she pushes me down and kneels between my legs. Quickly she's wanking my cock and licking my balls which then leads to her licking up and down my shaft and around my bellend. By now I'm gripping the chair I'm sat in and I don't have to wait long before she takes me in her mouth and gets to work ensuring she teases me with the tip of her tongue. She varies the pace nicely, sometimes quick, sometimes slow and occasionally releasing my cock to allow the spit to dribble out of her mouth before she takes me again.

After a while we decide to swap over,and she reclines in the chair with her legs spread and an invitingly smooth pussy beckoning me towards her. I start with DFK and work my way down her body, sucking her nipples into my mouth before heading for her wet and juicy pussy. Straight in, no messing around and I set to work on her clit, sucking it into my mouth or working it with my tongue. I continue with this for quite a while and I can feel her getting more and more worked up as I probe a finger into her and sure enough she orgasms very strongly within a few minutes.

After a little time to recover, we move on to the bed with Mrs tcm on all fours and I proceed to lick her pussy and asshole, making sure she's nice and wet before I aim my (uncovered) cock in her direction. Rubbing my cock around I then push it into her pussy, causing her to gasp and then I start to fuck her, gently to start with before gripping her hips and really pounding her. After a few minutes, we move on to CG where she sinks my cock and rides me as I play with her boobs and suck her nipples - always a treat! Then into mish and I tease her clit with my cock before giving her a good drilling as she encourages me to fuck her.

My energy starts to give up the ghost so I sit on the edge of the bed with her kneeling, where she proceeds to give me a HJ, spiting on my cock and, at the moment of truth, aims my cock into her mouth to gobble down my load (this is a recent addition to her likes list). Lovely, spunky kiss to finish.

A shower for both of us and then out to a restaurant for something to eat. After a good nights sleep, we managed a more earthy fuck in the morning - the one where you still have sleep in your eye's as you fuck. She came in CG and another HJ for me, without CIM (bit early for that) then down for breakfast.

She tells me she'd like to try anal, but I'm not mad keen.

Overall, a decent shag and very impressive when you consider we've been married a long time. Recommended!

tcm

Lucky bastard

Offline jackthelad

Mrs tcm

Duration: 15 hour overnight incall.
Fee: Don't ask! £'000's over the years
Location: Hotel, Liverpool
Rating: 4/5 Very good. I've shagged her countless times so we know which buttons to press
Note: Unaware of my UKP membership, AW membership and the fact that I shag lots of other women

Summary of Services - WWE (Willing Wife Experience), DFK, OWO, RO, Rimming on her, CG, Doggy Mish, HJ, CIM, Swallow and, because she's my Mrs, bareback!! No AW profile, but mid 40's, size 12-14, average height and long, fair hair. Summed up best as an attractive milf.
 
In the interests of anonymity, certain details have been changed, but I'll relate this one as it was so similar to visiting a WG in a hotel.

Arrangements made a few days before by email and text. No great discussion about services as we tend to just go with the flow, although I was specific about the finish. On the day I confirmed what time I'd arrive at the hotel and spent the day looking forward to the evenings activities, setting off in good time to ensure I'd arrive around the time I'd said. Joy of joys on arrival, she's already texted the room number, so no need for the anxious 'will she or won't she' wait for a return text. I make my way in, breezing past reception and in to the lift. Up I go and step out, making my way along the corridor until I find the door number. A knock at the door, and a moment later it opens with a smiling face peeping from behind it. In I go to be greeted by Mrs tcm, resplendent in black lingerie, opaque black stockings and 6 inch heels, meaning she's a damn sight taller than I am. We enjoy a kiss and a cuddle and my hands wander down to her curvy arse, squeezing her towards me.

We exchange a few pleasantries before I take a quick shower and on returning to the room she's lying in wait for me on the bed. Joining her, what follows is a prolonged round of DFK with hands wandering around. After a few minutes she gets up and leads me over to the chair where she pushes me down and kneels between my legs. Quickly she's wanking my cock and licking my balls which then leads to her licking up and down my shaft and around my bellend. By now I'm gripping the chair I'm sat in and I don't have to wait long before she takes me in her mouth and gets to work ensuring she teases me with the tip of her tongue. She varies the pace nicely, sometimes quick, sometimes slow and occasionally releasing my cock to allow the spit to dribble out of her mouth before she takes me again.

After a while we decide to swap over,and she reclines in the chair with her legs spread and an invitingly smooth pussy beckoning me towards her. I start with DFK and work my way down her body, sucking her nipples into my mouth before heading for her wet and juicy pussy. Straight in, no messing around and I set to work on her clit, sucking it into my mouth or working it with my tongue. I continue with this for quite a while and I can feel her getting more and more worked up as I probe a finger into her and sure enough she orgasms very strongly within a few minutes.

After a little time to recover, we move on to the bed with Mrs tcm on all fours and I proceed to lick her pussy and asshole, making sure she's nice and wet before I aim my (uncovered) cock in her direction. Rubbing my cock around I then push it into her pussy, causing her to gasp and then I start to fuck her, gently to start with before gripping her hips and really pounding her. After a few minutes, we move on to CG where she sinks my cock and rides me as I play with her boobs and suck her nipples - always a treat! Then into mish and I tease her clit with my cock before giving her a good drilling as she encourages me to fuck her.

My energy starts to give up the ghost so I sit on the edge of the bed with her kneeling, where she proceeds to give me a HJ, spiting on my cock and, at the moment of truth, aims my cock into her mouth to gobble down my load (this is a recent addition to her likes list). Lovely, spunky kiss to finish.

A shower for both of us and then out to a restaurant for something to eat. After a good nights sleep, we managed a more earthy fuck in the morning - the one where you still have sleep in your eye's as you fuck. She came in CG and another HJ for me, without CIM (bit early for that) then down for breakfast.

She tells me she'd like to try anal, but I'm not mad keen.

Overall, a decent shag and very impressive when you consider we've been married a long time. Recommended!

tcm

If only my OH was half as enthusiastic as yours. You are a lucky man. Don't spoil it.

How long have you been married may I ask?

Offline itk

It's pretty depressing reading these. Does any married brother have a half decent sex life? Makes me wonder why we got married in the first place. Been thinking for a while about getting divorce. Only thing stopping me are my young kids.

I've always thought if I could turn back time I'd be single, much prefer my own company to that of a nagging woman. Kids the only reason I wouldn't go my own way.

firingblanks

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Shagging like that 3 months
Lol

Offline jackthelad

I've always thought if I could turn back time I'd be single, much prefer my own company to that of a nagging woman. Kids the only reason I wouldn't go my own way.

Amen to that brother. I'd have changed a lot of things with hindsight.

Offline webpunter

Tall, slim chinese girl. Early 30s looks younger. Obviously has had kids. Actually not bad looking.
What a brilliant new thread - f*****g hilarious read.  Best thread of the month - by a mile
If she's asleep then whatever you do then don't wake her up and ask for a 69
Coz she might reply - fuck off, there is no way i'm cooking chicken with black bean sauce at 2.30am
Boom boom  :lol:

Offline webpunter

Mrs tcm

Duration: 15 hour overnight incall.
Fee: Don't ask! £'000's over the years
Location: Hotel, Liverpool
Rating: 4/5 Very good. I've shagged her countless times so we know which buttons to press
Note: Unaware of my UKP membership, AW membership and the fact that I shag lots of other women

Summary of Services - WWE (Willing Wife Experience), DFK, OWO, RO, Rimming on her, CG, Doggy Mish, HJ, CIM, Swallow and, because she's my Mrs, bareback!! No AW profile, but mid 40's, size 12-14, average height and long, fair hair. Summed up best as an attractive milf.
 
In the interests of anonymity, certain details have been changed, but I'll relate this one as it was so similar to visiting a WG in a hotel.

Arrangements made a few days before by email and text. No great discussion about services as we tend to just go with the flow, although I was specific about the finish. On the day I confirmed what time I'd arrive at the hotel and spent the day looking forward to the evenings activities, setting off in good time to ensure I'd arrive around the time I'd said. Joy of joys on arrival, she's already texted the room number, so no need for the anxious 'will she or won't she' wait for a return text. I make my way in, breezing past reception and in to the lift. Up I go and step out, making my way along the corridor until I find the door number. A knock at the door, and a moment later it opens with a smiling face peeping from behind it. In I go to be greeted by Mrs tcm, resplendent in black lingerie, opaque black stockings and 6 inch heels, meaning she's a damn sight taller than I am. We enjoy a kiss and a cuddle and my hands wander down to her curvy arse, squeezing her towards me.

We exchange a few pleasantries before I take a quick shower and on returning to the room she's lying in wait for me on the bed. Joining her, what follows is a prolonged round of DFK with hands wandering around. After a few minutes she gets up and leads me over to the chair where she pushes me down and kneels between my legs. Quickly she's wanking my cock and licking my balls which then leads to her licking up and down my shaft and around my bellend. By now I'm gripping the chair I'm sat in and I don't have to wait long before she takes me in her mouth and gets to work ensuring she teases me with the tip of her tongue. She varies the pace nicely, sometimes quick, sometimes slow and occasionally releasing my cock to allow the spit to dribble out of her mouth before she takes me again.

After a while we decide to swap over,and she reclines in the chair with her legs spread and an invitingly smooth pussy beckoning me towards her. I start with DFK and work my way down her body, sucking her nipples into my mouth before heading for her wet and juicy pussy. Straight in, no messing around and I set to work on her clit, sucking it into my mouth or working it with my tongue. I continue with this for quite a while and I can feel her getting more and more worked up as I probe a finger into her and sure enough she orgasms very strongly within a few minutes.

After a little time to recover, we move on to the bed with Mrs tcm on all fours and I proceed to lick her pussy and asshole, making sure she's nice and wet before I aim my (uncovered) cock in her direction. Rubbing my cock around I then push it into her pussy, causing her to gasp and then I start to fuck her, gently to start with before gripping her hips and really pounding her. After a few minutes, we move on to CG where she sinks my cock and rides me as I play with her boobs and suck her nipples - always a treat! Then into mish and I tease her clit with my cock before giving her a good drilling as she encourages me to fuck her.

My energy starts to give up the ghost so I sit on the edge of the bed with her kneeling, where she proceeds to give me a HJ, spiting on my cock and, at the moment of truth, aims my cock into her mouth to gobble down my load (this is a recent addition to her likes list). Lovely, spunky kiss to finish.

A shower for both of us and then out to a restaurant for something to eat. After a good nights sleep, we managed a more earthy fuck in the morning - the one where you still have sleep in your eye's as you fuck. She came in CG and another HJ for me, without CIM (bit early for that) then down for breakfast.

She tells me she'd like to try anal, but I'm not mad keen.

Overall, a decent shag and very impressive when you consider we've been married a long time. Recommended!

tcm
Priceless - this was actually reading like a proper review.  Until:  1/ mention of BB & 2/ no mention of 'paperwork'
Apart from this then you are onto a winner
Reckon Mrs TCM thinks you are a great shag - after all you do get enough practice  :lol:

Offline jackthelad

What a brilliant new thread - f*****g hilarious read.  Best thread of the month - by a mile
If she's asleep then whatever you do then don't wake her up and ask for a 69
Coz she might reply - fuck off, there is no way i'm cooking chicken with black bean sauce at 2.30am
Boom boom  :lol:
She doesn't work brother. I might get pissed off if I get asked for a 69. Ribs on my menu. Ha ha.

johnnyboy61

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It's pretty depressing reading these. Does any married brother have a half decent sex life? Makes me wonder why we got married in the first place. Been thinking for a while about getting divorce. Only thing stopping me are my young kids.
Remember this is no random selection of guys. We're all members on this site because we punt, and many of us punt because we still love our wives and families but the sex life at home has all but dried up (TCM excepted) and we don't want the trauma of a family breakup. Punting may be the easy way out and means that we are not facing up to the real issues, but at least it leads us away from the bleak path of celibacy that seems to stretch on until our dotage. Sorry to spoil the tone of this lighthearted thread! More reviews of OHs please to lift the mood again.....


Offline webpunter

She doesn't work brother. I might get pissed off if I get asked for a 69. Ribs on my menu. Ha ha.
Judging by your recent review regarding SB's / Miss KDD & Lindsey then me thinks that you have more than enuf on your menu. You lucky Alan B'stard
Think this thread will roll for quite some time.  Respec
Am penning a satirical post regarding Mrs WP.  Hard enuf to remember at the best of times.  Like an old black & white movie.  A bottle of red doesn't assist.  Update to follow

Offline Rich42

Venue - lovely house (should be the amount I have spent on it)

Appearance - pretty good, nice slim and fit figure (should be the amount I spend on gym membership and the money I earn so she does not need to.)  Tits slightly small but nice arse.  Well groomed (No surprise with the amount I pay for her hairdresser and clothes).

Welcome - clearly thinks her back is her best feature as that is what I am always met with when I get into bed.

Services - kissing is reluctant, cuddling is reluctant as it gets in the way of sleeping, BJ was fairly shallow and quick (going from memory) but now non existent.  Happy for me to finger her and will cum in a convincing manner.  Will try several positions but none of them with much interest and passion and none for one hell of a long time now.

Feedback - plentiful, like ever other aspect of our marriage she is very happy to provide a full critique of performance. 

Could be a cracking punt, she is in great shape and pretty, however attitude stinks.  Given the investment I have made in time and money it is actually pretty shit.

This whole thread has had me in stitches but the post i've quoted here is a classic, i was laughing like fuck reading this. Not laughing at my honourable fellow UKP member of course, rather at the funny lines included, particularly 'however attitude stinks'. My heart goes out to you Red, i'm in the same boat  :lol: :lol: