Author Topic: spelling mistakes (Read 4122 times)

I had to look through 3 times, then it leapt into my lap.

Next I looked up correct usage of leaped and leapt, seems either is acceptable.

Inappropriate apostrophe spotting is my little hobby

Already noted a few on the forum today.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:42:35 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on October 19, 2020, 02:01:51 pm

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Meow.

not quite catastrophic

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2020, 04:42:59 pm »

Quote from: Foxtail17 on October 19, 2020, 12:04:39 pm

Blimey, this could be one of the longest threads ever!!

yep, that is why i started it! But can it catch up with thr Worst Escort Picture Challenge?

Foxtail17 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2020, 05:01:04 pm »

The one regular one that crops up is ‘hello gentlemens.’

daviemac · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2020, 05:02:12 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 19, 2020, 04:42:59 pm

yep, that is why i started it! But can it catch up with thr Worst Escort Picture Challenge?

If you're going to start a thread taking the mickey out of people's spelling perhaps a bit of proof reading wouldn't go amiss.

willie loman · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2020, 06:26:28 pm »

i am tiered of this thread, but their you go.

contentguy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:03:07 pm »

Also, kay is a proper noun so should be Kay.

Oh - and don't forget the full stop.

kuck · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:14:31 pm »

My favourite typo is "costumer", which seems to be the Hungarian preference for spelling customer.

Rick2468 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:24:37 pm »

The profiles are no longer up but there was a group of Romanians in London which had "Elephant and Castel" listed as their location. Someone obviously spelt it wrong and copied the profile over for each SP. I actually saw a few of them. I think the cliche that Romanians give shit service but some of these women were gorgeous and only £80/hour so I visited a few and no regrets I had fun in most cases.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:45:16 pm »

Sometimes available in Morecamne. Does she mean Morecambe

Poor spelling isn't her biggest crime. She's a barebacker

wannabe · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2020, 07:52:54 pm »

It's pretty rare to find a profile without spelling mistakes, or grammatical errors ("...would of..." being the most irritating).

I blame the parents.

If they're foreign, then I don't mind, as their English is still a million times better than my Romanian/Hungarian/etc. If they're British, then

willie loman · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:24:02 pm »

Quote from: wannabe on October 19, 2020, 07:52:54 pm

It's pretty rare to find a profile without spelling mistakes, or grammatical errors ("...would of..." being the most irritating).

I blame the parents.

If they're foreign, then I don't mind, as their English is still a million times better than my Romanian/Hungarian/etc. If they're British, then

To be honest, spelling and grammar mistakes dont bother me, lots of us had the wrong family, wrong school etc.,

NelsonH · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:38:49 pm »

Tounge.

Rochelle · « **Reply #25 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:08:50 pm »

Quote from: NelsonH on October 19, 2020, 08:38:49 pm

Tounge.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #26 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:26:28 pm »

The odd typo or display of poor education is unremarkable, but I could not resist Blackpoo and hope we discover some more!

I dislike the deliberate spelling distortions like the lady who calls herself 'Nortynikki69" as they are not mistakes.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:37:37 pm »

Here is a borderline case, called KarlaWillie who has a curvy juice boom.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #28 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:41:53 pm »

Then there is poor geography.

Town:   Neasden
County:   Hounslow
Region:   London

Neasden is in Brent.
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Lou2019 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:44:41 pm »

Wow! someone has way too much time on their hands

WelshClipper · « **Reply #30 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:58:40 pm »

Where the hell is morecamne ??????

I am a midlander and even I know how to spell it.

MORECUM right

Rochelle · « **Reply #31 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:59:16 pm »

Quote from: Lou2019 on October 19, 2020, 09:44:41 pm

Wow! someone has way too much time on their hands

I think a lot of us have way too much time on our hands at the moment.

Bonker · « **Reply #32 on:** October 19, 2020, 11:10:54 pm »

I saw a "I will drain your bawls"

Watts.E.Dunn · « **Reply #33 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:22:43 am »

Quote from: Foxtail17 on October 19, 2020, 05:01:04 pm

The one regular one that crops up is ‘hello gentlemens.’

I think that bit of grammer isn't taught in Romland:(

Rochelle · « **Reply #34 on:** October 20, 2020, 01:35:16 am »

Quote from: Watts.E.Dunn on October 20, 2020, 12:22:43 am

I think that bit of grammer isn't taught in Romland:(

Grammer?

Home Alone · « **Reply #35 on:** October 20, 2020, 03:56:38 am »

Yeah, surely you remember him? He used to play 'Frazier'.

WelshClipper · « **Reply #36 on:** October 20, 2020, 06:59:18 am »

My favourite is the spell check that gives the wrong word and no one bothers to fix it.

E.g. If you are looking for a real girlfriend experience then I am defiantly the girl for you.

I like a defiant chick

Baxter63 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 20, 2020, 08:55:03 am »

It's not just the advertisers advertisers. Members are just as bad.

Members who use curb in the kerb crawling threads?

Members who write that the WG put the money in the draw.

Ass.Used by punters and WGs.

Advertisers who assure us that a clean tower is available.

FLYING BLUE · « **Reply #38 on:** October 20, 2020, 09:51:37 am »

I think the best one I've seen recently is a group of Romanians who advertise on Viva Street in Yorkshire;

"New girl in your town, Hoot & Sweaty, No Rash"

and another one which states - "New Rash"

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #39 on:** October 20, 2020, 09:58:11 am »

Quote from: Lou2019 on October 19, 2020, 09:44:41 pm

Wow! someone has way too much time on their hands

It takes one to know one so instead of sitting on your hands how about a review or three?

Rochelle · « **Reply #40 on:** October 20, 2020, 10:00:31 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 20, 2020, 09:58:11 am

It takes one to know one so instead of sitting on your hands how about a review or three?

Service providers can't review.

daviemac · « **Reply #41 on:** October 20, 2020, 10:02:20 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 20, 2020, 09:58:11 am

It takes one to know one so instead of sitting on your hands how about a review or three?

Wake up HP, she is a service provider so she can't post reviews.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #42 on:** October 20, 2020, 10:05:55 am »

CuteJane,,

Town:   St Alban
County:   Herefordshire
Region:   West Midlands
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   19/10/2020

St Albans is in Hertfordshire, East of England.

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Watts.E.Dunn · « **Reply #43 on:** October 20, 2020, 11:52:05 am »

Mind you I've always said when i can speak a few words of a furrin lingo then i can criticise it!, but untill then i have an admiration for those elsewhere in the world who take the trouble to learn The Queens English:)...

Had a bit of an affair with a girl, well woman rather, who managed 16 yes 16 language's!

Among them were Hewbrew, Aramiac, Arabic, Sanskrit, Manderian chinese, Japanese, Yiddish , Greek and most all european ones plus Russian!

Bloody bright she was played Piano somewere around grade 26 everything she did at Uni was always Magna cum Laude got Four or Five degrees!

Pity it didnt work out:(

Lou2019 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:30:58 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 20, 2020, 09:58:11 am

It takes one to know one so instead of sitting on your hands how about a review or three?

hahaha

Lou2019 · « **Reply #45 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:31:37 pm »

Quote from: Rochelle on October 20, 2020, 10:00:31 am

Service providers can't review.

🤦🏻‍♀️

Lou2019 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:32:10 pm »

Quote from: daviemac on October 20, 2020, 10:02:20 am

Wake up HP, she is a service provider so she can't post reviews.

👍🏼

hermanmunster · « **Reply #47 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:52:12 pm »

Quote from: Watts.E.Dunn on October 20, 2020, 11:52:05 am

Mind you I've always said when i can speak a few words of a furrin lingo then i can criticise it!, but untill then i have an admiration for those elsewhere in the world who take the trouble to learn The Queens English:)...

Had a bit of an affair with a girl, well woman rather, who managed 16 yes 16 language's!

Among them were Hewbrew, Aramiac, Arabic, Sanskrit, Manderian chinese, Japanese, Yiddish , Greek and most all european ones plus Russian!

Bloody bright she was played Piano somewere around grade 26 everything she did at Uni was always Magna cum Laude got Four or Five degrees!

Pity it didnt work out:(

We'll ignore furrin as being intentional.

Then (amongst millions of punctuation errors) :
until
Queen's
languages
Hebrew
Aramaic
Mandarin
Chinese
European
somewhere
didn't

By the time I reached didn't, I realised they must have all been intentional?

tynetunnel · « **Reply #48 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:55:04 pm »

Quote from: hermanmunster on October 20, 2020, 12:52:12 pm

We'll ignore furrin as being intentional.

Then (amongst millions of punctuation errors) :
until
Queen's
languages
Hebrew
Aramaic
Mandarin
Chinese
European
somewhere
didn't

By the time I reached didn't, I realised they must have all been intentional?

You missed:

Piano
Four
Five

where capital letters were not necessary!

hermanmunster · « **Reply #49 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:56:44 pm »

Quote from: tynetunnel on October 20, 2020, 12:55:04 pm

You missed:

Piano
Four
Five

where capital letters were not necessary!

I know, I glossed over them. I ran out of steam typing everything.

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Author Topic: spelling mistakes (Read 4122 times)