JESSYLOVE/Latin girl. Southampton

[Bigbattyryder]

This is my first ever review. 

COMS. 5/10
I saw her profile on aw and decided to go for it  I tried calling and speaking to her but she would only reply by text her English is poor and she kept me looking for a good 15 minutes when I arrived at what I thought to be the right street she simply replied WRONG! (I WAS ON A PUSHBIKE) once I finally got to the right street she told me to ring the bell.

LOCATION. 6/10
Typically Romanian brothel house 10 minutes away from Southampton train station, she has a small room on the ground floor there was alot of noise in the house she said a few other girls work there plus I could here a man upstairs with a foreign accent speaking loudly.

APPEARANCE. 10/10
Jessy is gorgeous. Very slim and toned but not scrawny looking beautiful green eyes perfect small natural tits  perfect skin and the most impressive round ass with a perfect slit pussy no outer labia at all abiit off stubble on her pussy though.
SERVICE. 2/10
know Jessy Is a friendly 19 yo girl and her attitude is fine but she is very shy and once I walked in her room (with my bike as she said not to leave it outside bless her) I handed over the paperwork£50 for 15 mins  she just sat on the corner of the bed and just sort of stared at me smiling nervously she asked me where I was from (I'm mixed race but born and bred here) and in very broken English tried to talk about smoking weed, I knew I only had 15 minutes so I just took the lead I striped down completely and sat on the bed next to her and told her to start sucking she gave me OWO for about ten minutes and it was very poor she barely got her mouth over the tip and it was mostly all hand action also her mouth was very dry. After about ten minutes of this and fearing I wouldn't get a shag I told her it's time for sex, she got a condom out ye draw and it was too small for me she joked in her exact words (it's choking you) we tried too start in missionary but she said I'm not used to one's like this and just wrapped her legs around my hips preventing full penitration, this went in for about a minute until I suggest we change position and she bent over to take it doggy (her ass is amazing) this was a mistake she took even less this time mabey about 3 inches max and she started practically crawling away from me joking she couldn't take it (I've never really had this problem with any girlfriend s or one night stand s before and certainly not to this extent ) eventually she lay on her stomach and I very very lightly started to work up a rythem still only putting a few inches in until I managed to cum. The only reason I managed to finish is that 1. She stunning and 2 I finish quick anyway. Once I came which to be fair was about 25 minutes of being there despite it only being a 15 minute punt we had a five minute chat in her broken English about music ect I'm only 26 and I think she wanted weed tbh although this punt is negative her personality was nice and she is absolutely stunning but her service to me anyway was very poor . (Also this punt happened about a month ago I have only just found ukp and joined today so I hope this review is ok.

[t0mm13]

Location and link to AW profile?

[Health and Fitness]

Man thanks for the review but seriously you should stay well away from that brothel house (I know exactly the one) and so should anyone else thinking of booking any of these Romanian girls, they are just a complete waste of money as I'm sure you must know now.

Like the above comment says, a link would help although that name "Jessy love" does sound familiar, I'm sure she's got a few reviews on here already so a link ought to clear things up.

Give Romanians a wide berth. 

[Bigbattyryder]

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[Bigbattyryder]

Would of put the link in with the post sorry like I said ive just joined here and thought I'd write a review straight away rather than just lurk.

[James999]

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Why don't you do us all a favour and

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[Bigbattyryder]

Fuck off yourself you haven't posted a single review, why are you even on here.

[James999]

Why is it that when the spidey senses of a "wrong un" go off, so quickly they turn out to be correct 

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[Bigbattyryder]

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[Bigbattyryder]

I made a mistake first time like I said it's my first time on here and I've already made one more post than you have.

[James999]

I said it's my first time on here

Of course   

And you found the report button so quickly 

[Bigbattyryder]

I joined 2 hours ago you mug get a life or maybe your obbssed with the wg I gave a negative review too

[myothernameis]

Fuck off yourself you haven't posted a single review, why are you even on here.

Why are you on here, and for being abusive, your certainly are, now all that going to happen, you will be banned, and we wont hear any more form you, all it remains is how long till admin, puts you out of your misery 

[finn5555]

I joined 2 hours ago you mug get a life or maybe your obbssed with the wg I gave a negative review too

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[Bigbattyryder]

Me being abusive???? Can you not read the thread!! I made a review and got told to fuck off by someone who's never made a single review despite being on here since 2011. Keyboard warriors make me laugh I don't take I personally if you ever saw me in real life you wouldn't say anything.

[James999]

if you ever saw me in real life you wouldn't say anything.

Trust me I would, if you come across in real life as you do on the internet you'd deffo be called out as a prick, now Enjoy your school holidays and don't eat all your easter eggs at once or you will be sick on Mummys carpet 

[LupoLup]

People on this forum are so fucking bitchy and act like angry teenagers. Grow up! With your attitude it's no wonder you're on here looking for escorts instead of being in relationships. Or maybe already in one but cheating because your girl can't stand you.

Yes I'm on here also but it's not because of not being able to get into relationship with a girl. I've had a few girls interested. Mine is more for health reasons and I just struggle with relationships. I'm not the chatty type so people would soon get bored and on move on to someone else so I don't bother.

[finn5555]

People on this forum are so fucking bitchy and act like angry teenagers. Grow up!

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[LupoLup]

Me being abusive???? Can you not read the thread!! I made a review and got told to fuck off by someone who's never made a single review despite being on here since 2011. Keyboard warriors make me laugh I don't take I personally if you ever saw me in real life you wouldn't say anything.

I'm not talking about you bitching personally. I'm on your side here and was complaining more about the other guys bitching you!  I'm talking also talking in general. In most posts I see on this site is people having a go and bitching to other people (mainly people bitching at the topic creator)

And I've signed up to this site and few months ago and always lurking. I haven't done a review because I haven't met anyone yet since being on here. I've met one girl before from fungirls but that was before I even knew about this site. People might of signed up ages ago and not even met anyone yet or just a lurker.

I'm on your side here and was complaining more about the other guys bitching you!

[James999]

I just struggle with relationships.

Contact someone who gives a fuck

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[LupoLup]

Contact someone who gives a fuck

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 What's the matter? Abused as a child so your're all angst and angry? Aww think it's you who needs help with your attitude and behaviour. See a therapist mate.

[Bigbattyryder]

James if you saw me in real life you would do nothing. You would say nothing and you would walk away with your head down. Now stop talking shit and mabye right a review if you can even get it up to see a prossie old man

[nigel4498]

and he's gone.
Ah well, James will be pleased

[Zimbaman]

I'm not talking about you bitching personally. I'm on your side here and was complaining more about the other guys bitching you!  I'm talking also talking in general. In most posts I see on this site is people having a go and bitching to other people (mainly people bitching at the topic creator)

And I've signed up to this site and few months ago and always lurking. I haven't done a review because I haven't met anyone yet since being on here. I've met one girl before from fungirls but that was before I even knew about this site. People might of signed up ages ago and not even met anyone yet or just a lurker.

I'm on your side here and was complaining more about the other guys bitching you!

Oh dear... I can’t help but think you won’t be here long. I can’t say you will be missed 

[DrConners]

Oh dear... I can’t help but think you won’t be here long. I can’t say you will be missed 

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And I've signed up to this site and few months ago and always lurking. I haven't done a review because I haven't met anyone yet since being on here. I've met one girl before from fungirls but that was before I even knew about this site.

Self confessed lurker & another "fungirls" tout/pimp/fanboy too - spouting unintelligent bullshit :

People on this forum are so fucking bitchy and act like angry teenagers. Grow up! With your attitude it's no wonder you're on here looking for escorts instead of being in relationships.

Well your completely wrong there - I'm not on UKP looking for an escort - I'm on UKP contributing information & experiences with escorts/WG's/prostitutes/ho's - Something which your not doing are you ? 

Yes I'm on here also but it's not because of not being able to get into relationship with a girl. I've had a few girls interested. Mine is more for health reasons and I just struggle with relationships. I'm not the chatty type so people would soon get bored and on move on to someone else so I don't bother.

What the actual fuck are you posting this total bullshit for ?  What purpose does it serve ? I don't give a fuck about you mate - just if you've fucked any WG's advertising services online ? Which I see you haven't 

Sorry you haven't got any friends at school to confide in, speaking of which you must be back there next week yeah ?

Please do one