There was a Paddy Englishman, a Paddy Scotsman and a Paddy Irishman working on the top of one of the Harland & Wolff cranes. The Englishman said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this crane." The Scotsman said, "Right there with you my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the crane." The Paddy Irishman said, "With you all the way big lad, If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the crane." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Scotsman had jam, and the Irishman had ham. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Englishman and the Scotsman said, "Why didn't they just TELL us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irishman's wife said in tears, "I don't understand it... Paddy always made his own sandwiches!"