Author Topic: What music track reminds you of the Joys of punting? (Read 13101 times)

Working Wendy · « **Reply #250 on:** March 11, 2020, 03:51:37 pm »

Van Muppet
"Do the Hustle"

Corus Boy · « **Reply #251 on:** March 11, 2020, 03:58:34 pm »

Quote from: MrMohican on December 18, 2019, 10:31:05 am

I am amazed this tune hasnt been mentioned so far. Possibly one of the most explicitly sexual songs ever

Khia - my neck my back

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As if this werent sexual enough I have the pleasant memories of seeing a pole dancer sliding up and down a greasy pole in time to this tune at the white horse strip pub (now sadly turned into a hipster cocktail bar/ restaurant). That was a great pub while it lasted.

Wet Dream - Max Romeo

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Vice Admiral · « **Reply #252 on:** March 11, 2020, 06:52:27 pm »

The Eton Boating Song.

"Swing swing together,
With your bodies between your knees."

Arbetare · « **Reply #253 on:** March 11, 2020, 08:11:27 pm »

The Hollow by A Perfect Circle

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #254 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:04:22 pm »

Flesh for fantasy- Billy Idol

simon07 · « **Reply #255 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:05:08 pm »

Quote from: simon07 on March 11, 2020, 11:54:01 am

What is the best music track to get a WG to strip tease to?

I was thinking of
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Leave your hat on - Jess Roden.

barry · « **Reply #256 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:05:32 pm »

I remember years ago almost every girl I saw, or so it seemed, had Gwen Stefani playing in the background.

She had just released a new album at the time.

Now when I hear that song Sweet Escape, or whatever, it reminds me of being in some petite Russian girl's bedroom.

And brings a smile to my face.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #257 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:29:51 pm »

Roxanne- The police

RogerBoner · « **Reply #258 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:15:54 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on March 11, 2020, 10:29:51 pm

Roxanne- The police

fbarge · « **Reply #259 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:27:56 am »

Quote from: simon07 on December 21, 2017, 02:57:55 pm

Hi guys
Just a bit of fun. Thinking of putting together a playlist for when I have long drives to a hopefully mind numbing great punt. What songs trigger happy memories for you?

To start mine would be:
1. Light my fire
2. Addicted to love
3...?

Hoping you may be able to recommend me a dirty dozen or so?

1) 40 Mark Strasse - The Shins (a truly fantastic track) - External Link/Members Only
2) Point Blank - Bruce Springsteen - External Link/Members Only [waiting to get blown away]
3) Roxanne - The Police - External Link/Members Only [You don't have to put on that red light]
4) The Beds to Big With You - The Police - External Link/Members Only
5) Fuck Off - Wayne (Jayne) County and the Electric Chairs - External Link/Members Only [(If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby baby), Fuck Off]
6) Driven Like The Snow - Sisters of Mercy External Link/Members Only [Fuck Me and Marry Me Young]
7) In Da Club - 50 Cent- External Link/Members Only [used to be played at Cupids all the time - I'm into sex and not making love]
8) Pretty Blue Eyes - Eric Clapton (lyric is sucking not socking!) - External Link/Members Only
9) Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood - External Link/Members Only [when you want to come]
10) Peaches - The Stranglers - External Link/Members Only - [Is she tryin' to get outta that clitoris?]
11) Anderson Paak - Come Down - External Link/Members Only - [what do pussy do now]
12) Imagination - Bodytalk - External Link/Members Only [the ultimate shagging song]
13) Belouise Some - Imagination - External Link/Members Only [will make a man of you]

fbarge · « **Reply #260 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:46:13 am »

Quote from: simon07 on December 21, 2017, 02:57:55 pm

Hi guys
Just a bit of fun. Thinking of putting together a playlist for when I have long drives to a hopefully mind numbing great punt. What songs trigger happy memories for you?

1) 40 Mark Strasse - The Shins (a truly fantastic track) - External Link/Members Only
2) Point Blank - Bruce Springsteen - External Link/Members Only [waiting to get blown away]
3) Roxanne - The Police - External Link/Members Only [You don't have to put on that red light]
4) The Beds to Big With You - The Police - External Link/Members Only
5) Fuck Off - Wayne (Jayne) County and the Electric Chairs - External Link/Members Only [(If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby baby), Fuck Off]
6) Driven Like The Snow - Sisters of Mercy External Link/Members Only [Fuck Me and Marry Me Young]
7) In Da Club - 50 Cent- External Link/Members Only [used to be played at Cupids all the time - I'm into sex and not making love]
8) Pretty Blue Eyes - Eric Clapton (lyric is sucking not socking!) - External Link/Members Only
9) Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood - External Link/Members Only [when you want to come]
10) Peaches - The Stranglers - External Link/Members Only - [Is she tryin' to get outta that clitoris?]
11) Anderson Paak - Come Down - External Link/Members Only - [what do pussy do now]
12) Imagination - Bodytalk - External Link/Members Only [the ultimate shagging song]
13) Belouise Some - Imagination - External Link/Members Only [will make a man of you]
14) Make It Right - Tim Buckley - External Link/Members Only [Beat me Whip Me Spank Me]
15) Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC - External Link/Members Only [You could say she has it all]
16) Strange Kind Of Woman - Deep Purple - External Link/Members Only [I paid my money and I took my turn]
17) Some Girls - Rolling Stones - External Link/Members Only - [Black girls just want to fuck all night]
18) Honky Tonk Angel - Cliff Richard - External Link/Members Only [He withdrew this song when he realise what he was singing about]
19) Bad Girl - ZZ Top External Link/Members Only [she can do it all night long]
20) Get On Top Of Me Woman - Tim Buckley External Link/Members Only [we had those bed springs squeaking all night long]
21) Move With Me - Tim Buckley - External Link/Members Only [what a waste of sin]
22) Devil Eyes - Tim Buckley [Tim Buckley Greeting From LA - the sleeve notes say its good to listen to in a massage parlor]
23) The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel - External Link/Members Only [I took some comfort there]
24) Christmas Card from a Hooker in minneapolis - Tom Waits - External Link/Members Only
25) Don't Go Home with your Hard On - Leonard Cohen (with Bob Dylan) - External Link/Members Only
26) Sisters of Mercy - Leonard Cohen - External Link/Members Only [They lay down beside me]
27) Pissing in a River - Patti Smith - External Link/Members Only [watching you rise]
28) Just Fuck Me - Cherry Bikini - External Link/Members Only [cock in my cunt, I'm already wet]
29) You Make Me Come - Cherry Bikini - External Link/Members Only [you make me come]
30) Fingers Inside Me - Cherry Bikini - External Link/Members Only [your fingers on my pussy]
31) Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top - External Link/Members Only [I was getting blown]
32) Sons Gonna Rise - The Reverse Cowboys - External Link/Members Only [ serious wank material]
33) Bullet & a Target - Citizen Cope - External Link/Members Only [she got knocked up in a pick up truck]
34) Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summer - External Link/Members Only [moan]
35) Whore - In This moment - External Link/Members Only
36) Dream Lover - The Plasmatics - External Link/Members Only [Wendy O Williams tits are out]
37) Suck Me Off - Twisted Mr - External Link/Members Only [I need a Blow Job]

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #261 on:** March 12, 2020, 05:39:02 am »

Legs - zztop

fbarge · « **Reply #262 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:13:11 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on March 12, 2020, 05:39:02 am

Legs - zztop

she knows how to use them?

mr blue sky you did it right (you dirty rat? lol)

simon07 · « **Reply #263 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:03:44 pm »

Right I am going to make a fresh Punting Playlist. Thanks for the summary above mates.

I read that hospitals are trialling iPod playlists to help recover memories for dementia patients. I wonder if our family and friends have any idea what these songs might mean for us individually

freeze44 · « **Reply #264 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:08:49 pm »

Quote from: simon07 on March 12, 2020, 08:03:44 pm

wonder if our family and friends have any idea what these songs might mean for us individually

and quite a few stones songs bring punting to my mind...brown sugar for example

dynatron · « **Reply #265 on:** March 13, 2020, 06:26:54 pm »

old blue no -love for sale

Kool Keef · « **Reply #266 on:** March 14, 2020, 03:56:23 pm »

Right now thanks to the effing coronavirus this seems appropriate

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Kool Keef · « **Reply #267 on:** March 14, 2020, 03:59:24 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on March 12, 2020, 08:08:49 pm

and quite a few stones songs bring punting to my mind...brown sugar for example

70s Stones had that nice n sleazy undercurrent in their music.
Beast of Burden has got that feel to it as well.

ulstersubbie · « **Reply #268 on:** March 14, 2020, 04:40:19 pm »

Venus In Furs by the Velvet Underground

Walk On The Wild Side by Lou Reed

RogerBoner · « **Reply #269 on:** March 14, 2020, 04:49:02 pm »

Quote from: Kool Keef on March 14, 2020, 03:59:24 pm

70s Stones had that nice n sleazy undercurrent in their music.
Beast of Burden has got that feel to it as well.

Mick Jagger is a randy sod

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Thephoenix · « **Reply #270 on:** March 14, 2020, 05:01:05 pm »

OK......this ol'codger's original choice was 'Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight, (Lonnie Donegan) .

Seeing as we're all doomed, perhaps I'll change it to 'Abide with me'.

Kool Keef · « **Reply #271 on:** March 14, 2020, 06:50:27 pm »

Quote from: RogerBoner on March 14, 2020, 04:49:02 pm

Mick Jagger is a randy sod
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I'm sure he's still getting plenty well into his 70s.
Apparently Bill Wyman was the randiest in the 60s & couldn't get enough groupie action.....probably cos he was the oldest & already married he filled his boots

bugsybum · « **Reply #272 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:52:32 pm »

Reno - Bruce Springsteen

"Two hundred dollars straight in, Two-fifty up the ass she smiled and said"

PeachyAssFan · « **Reply #273 on:** March 15, 2020, 12:08:52 am »

“Getting Away With It” , by Electronic. Ok, it’s just the title that fits, as the lyrics aren’t punting related.

Sleet · « **Reply #274 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:27:08 am »

Turin Brakes - Pain Killer

A song about giving a girl a facial when she’s got the decorators in.

sadolddeejay · « **Reply #275 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:01:01 am »

In the light of recent events, maybe "Fever", by Peggy Lee?

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #276 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:50:46 am »

Quote from: sadolddeejay on March 16, 2020, 05:01:01 am

In the light of recent events, maybe "Fever", by Peggy Lee?

Or even Night Fever by the Bee Gees

B4bcock · « **Reply #277 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:40:45 pm »

Given the current situation I imagine quite a few frustrated punters are sat at home "Turning Japanese".

winkywanky · « **Reply #278 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:48:51 pm »

Yes, I really think so

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B4bcock · « **Reply #279 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:54:47 pm »

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women,
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark."

Yep, sums it up.

winkywanky · « **Reply #280 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:59:58 pm »

Does everyone avoid you like a cyclone ranger?

It might be something to do with your persistent dry cough

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winkywanky · « **Reply #281 on:** March 20, 2020, 06:00:34 pm »

Fuck me, there's not even any bloody bogroll to jack off into, FFS...

Hongkongphooeysucks · « **Reply #282 on:** March 20, 2020, 11:27:10 pm »

Kung Foo Fighting, had my first ever lap dance in legs 11 to this song. That was a long time ago, but remember it to this day. Every time I hear the song, it brings a smile to my face.

JAYZ · « **Reply #283 on:** March 22, 2020, 03:23:50 pm »

I guess the only song at present is "I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girlie action". Not so much joy about that though.

Working Wendy · « **Reply #284 on:** March 22, 2020, 04:04:15 pm »

"My Corona" is worth a listen

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thenicz · « **Reply #285 on:** March 22, 2020, 04:21:58 pm »

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Dirty Little Secret by All-American Rejects

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Community Property by Steel Panther

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Sit On My Face by Wheeler Walker Jr

sadolddeejay · « **Reply #286 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:26:21 am »

Quote from: JAYZ on March 22, 2020, 03:23:50 pm

I guess the only song at present is "I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no girlie action". Not so much joy about that though.

You do know it's actually "girl reaction", right?

winkywanky · « **Reply #287 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:48:37 am »

I never knew that, it must be a commonly held misconception.

A bit like Desmond Dekker when he sang: Oooo-oh, me ears are alight

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simon07 · « **Reply #288 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:05:51 pm »

As Bob Marley sang … "No woman, no cry"

JAYZ · « **Reply #289 on:** March 24, 2020, 07:20:28 pm »

Quote from: sadolddeejay on March 24, 2020, 06:26:21 am

You do know it's actually "girl reaction", right?

Yes.sorry. I actually thought Mick bleated out "girlie action" when singing on a compilation of Ready Steady Go! clips on BBC4 last Friday night.

simon07 · « **Reply #290 on:** March 26, 2020, 02:49:36 pm »

Quote from: Working Wendy on March 22, 2020, 04:04:15 pm

"My Corona" is worth a listen

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This made me laugh

rocket88 · « **Reply #291 on:** March 26, 2020, 07:51:16 pm »

Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin when I'm trying to make sense of what a Oriental SP is saying on the phone!

JAYZ · « **Reply #292 on:** March 26, 2020, 07:54:09 pm »

Quote from: simon07 on March 24, 2020, 02:05:51 pm

As Bob Marley sang … "No woman, no cry"

Good one.

Boundless · « **Reply #293 on:** March 26, 2020, 07:58:32 pm »

Sundown _Gordon Lightfoot

I can see her lying there in a satin dress
In a room where you do what you don't confess

RLondon99 · « **Reply #294 on:** March 31, 2020, 12:02:06 pm »

Anything Underworld. Pure sex.

HarryZZ · « **Reply #295 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:15:48 pm »

There are two tracks by post punk, goths Bauhaus, one called "Dark Entries' and the other "In the Flat Field" which I suspect are both about prostitution from the punters point of view, particularly the seedier side

simon07 · « **Reply #296 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:14:49 pm »

When this is over (Beautiful South) - Perfect 10 is my song.
I think I will splash out for a hottie.

Steely Dan · « **Reply #297 on:** April 24, 2020, 07:38:59 pm »

Quote from: simon07 on April 24, 2020, 05:14:49 pm

When this is over (Beautiful South) - Perfect 10 is my song.
I think I will splash out for a hottie.

Great song ... but it is a celebration of fat chicks:

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Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies

spiralnotebook · « **Reply #298 on:** April 24, 2020, 08:29:47 pm »

Has to be :-

Enigma principles of lust

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Massage mayhem

cunningman · « **Reply #299 on:** April 24, 2020, 08:57:35 pm »

For those who've suffered B&S: Who are You?

Mind you I'm fluffy - I don't walk on principle. Not as if there's an alternative if you've gone for a an asian take-in, anyway.

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Author Topic: What music track reminds you of the Joys of punting? (Read 13101 times)