Links: External Link/Members Only She was on the UKGG website for a period of time, but I discovered her through her (now defunct) website and booked her directly. From research on this forum I know she was previously known as “Gabbie” and available on the Allure Agency. Even though her website is not online at the moment, she is still advertising on a pinned post on her public Twitter profile, so I think it's okay to post this review.
Services provided: OWO, COB, DFK and Penetration (protected)
Time Spent: 180
Fee: £ 1400
Extras: N/A
Appointment Type: Out-call
Communication: The first time I met Harper, I contacted her through the contact form on her website. She got back to me via Email, which I did not see for a few hours, at which point she sent me a Whatsapp message. She does require government issued ID and a 100-pound deposit via UK bank transfer the first time you see her. Further communications were all through WhatsApp. She has also periodically sent me unsolicited messages telling me that she is available today and would like to see me again, which did not bother me but might be a problem depending on your situation. She seems to have a habit of frequently losing her phone, so if she doesn’t get back straight away, it might be because of that.
For the record, I have seen this lady a total of three times. Two of those occasions are now outside of the permissible time range for reviews, so I won’t divulge on them too much. Experiences have ranged from neutral to positive. This particular meet occurred about four months ago in Central London.
When I met Harper, she was perfectly on time, which I very much appreciated (she even asked to come earlier, which wasn’t possible on my end). Once we got to the room, we sorted out payment, at which point she made a slightly embarrassing mistake: She claimed that my payment was 100 short. It took her about three minutes to realize that I had in fact paid her the correct amount, as she had forgotten about the 100 deposit I had sent her a week earlier. I don’t believe this mishap was intentional, but it’s definitely not the best way to start off a meet. She also told me she couldn’t stay for the previously agreed upon length of time as she couldn’t find a dog sitter, but after messaging half her contact list she apparently found someone and did end up staying for the agreed upon time.
Upon meeting her, I immediately realized that she had cut her hair to about shoulder length, which I don’t think suits her as much as the long hair. From a certain TV show I know that girls cutting their hair short is often indicative of a deeper issue, and she did tell me that she had had a rather difficult year. Her outfit was rather disappointing – she arrived in her gym attire – but to be fair I didn’t specify an outfit request. She has lots of tattoos, even including a face tattoo on her cheek which she usually covers up with make-up, but it was on full display when I met her. The tattoos are not my favourite, but they don’t take away from her magnificent body. Her best feature by far is her well-toned bum. I also appreciate that she is extremely short (5 foot 1 sounds right, could be even shorter) and has tiny feet, which is a real turn on for me. Her tits are a bit saggy and on the small side for my liking. She does use Botox injections, which was definitely noticeable and doesn’t look very good in my view. Her face is about a 7 out of ten I would say, not her best feature. She told me she does tattoo modelling on the side and also has a (non-escorting related) business, which explains her extremely limited availability. I had also heard through the grapevine that she stopped escorting entirely for a period of time, but apparently, she is back now. She is an avid smoker, which I can’t blame her for as I have the same problem. Her raspy voice is somewhat reminiscent of a chain-smoking 85-year-old grandmother.
After a short period of time spent smoking a cigarette (in the designated smoking area of course!), chit-chatting and catching up, she was very eager to quickly proceed to the main activity of the evening. We started off with quiet intense DFK in a standing position, before she knelt down and started performing OWO. Unfortunately there was no eye contact and the suction was rather weak, but still okay. I then performed RO on her, which she enjoyed (or at least pretended to in a very believable fashion). We then had sex in all manner of positions, during which she encouraged me to keep going and go harder, no signs of rushing at all (even reverse cowgirl which was a new one for me). She is very good at cowgirl (I suspect her short height may be an advantage in that position), I had to ask her to slow down to stop me from coming prematurely. She also gets extremely wet and does not use lube, which is a big positive compared to a lot of other escortsand which I think has been mentioned on this forum previously. After about 20 minutes of action, I was ready to finish and asked about CIM or CIF, neither of which was on offer so I came on her tits. I vaguely remember that she was still offering CIM when I last saw her in 2021, so there has definitely been a reduction in services offered.
After sex, we started to enjoy the bottle of vodka which she had been nice enough to bring along as a treat. From conversation with her I could gather that she is quite intelligent (in spite of her high blood alcohol content) and you could certainly have an interesting conversation with her about politics, world events or really anything else. She did spend a significant amount of time discussing her various sugar daddies who seemingly take her all over the world on first-class tickets, which made me feel somewhat financially inadequate. We also talked about which girls I had seen in the meantime, including my less-than-ideal experience with Kenzie (see my review). She confided in me that she had heard about similar negative experiences, which slightly soothed my regret.
She also has a posh, home counties accent which is quite attractive. She appears to have a profound interest in conspiracy theories, most of which I concurred with her on, which made me like her even more. Unfortunately, this point leads me into my main issue with her, which has been a recurrent theme throughout all of our three encounters: She consumes quite large quantities of alcohol and gets drunk to a somewhat embarassing extent. I know that the UK generally has quite a liberal attitude towards drinking, but I do believe that is somewhat disrespectful to show up somewhere as a (handsomely paid) guest and proceed to get extremely drunk.
Be that as it may, she did kindly and enthusiastically offer to have a second round, which I politely declined as I am never able to get my soldier to salute a second time. All in all, it did appear to me that she is on the brink of retirement from this industry and that her quality of service has declined slightly since I first met her over a year ago. I do hope that she gets her drinking problem (which I think I am allowed to address as the rules only prohibit discussion of “illegal” drugs) under control, as extreme drunkenness is a huge turn-off for me and probably the main thing that will keep me from seeing her again. All in all, this was still a positive experience with an extremely friendly and enthusiastic lady, but I do believe her best days are behind her (as far as the punting world is concerned). She stayed approximately 15 minutes longer than the allocated time, so she is not a clockwatcher. Although I assume that this is partially because I gave her free access to cigarettes, and she told me most of her regular clients "don't allow her to smoke".
Tl;dr: Harper is a pretty born and bred English girl. She has a very toned ass, sizeable tis and gets incredibly wet. She is intelligent and easy to talk to. She is quite passionate, and you can tell that she enjoys this activity, although I would say that the quality and extent of her service have diminished slightly since I first met her over a year ago. She does have a tendency of getting extremely drunk during bookings, which is a turn-off for me and the main reason why I would not see her again. All in all, still a good experience which was (almost) worth my money and which, after some consideration, merits a “light positive” rating.
