Sandy is Back

[Marmalade]

He could probably  do a review on thinking about going on a punt
As opposed to actually doing a review about a punt as that would entail
Actually going ahead with a punt BUT
Can't make his mind up 

+1

I'm sorry, but years of experience on the forum show that those that are so pussy as needing to be gently helped don't last long anyway. Many of them are simply trolls. I have suggested to the newbie in question that he lurks and learns, and then puts up a review after he's absorbed and punted. All this "nice to know you stuff" is just so much trash. It's a punter-information-sharing forum, not a chatclub. There are trolls that expend months of posts saying, ooooh what about her and, oooo I'm looking for such-n-such, and most of them are writing from their bedrooms after school. If you are a punter, tell us about it in a review and welcome to the club. If not, what are you doing here? Did you think we are some sort of agency set up on a voluntary basis to encourage people to go punting??

[seeker]

Ooooo  the cynicism
He's probably balls deep in his clenched fist  right now   

[Firebird]

+1

I'm sorry, but years of experience on the forum show that those that are so pussy as needing to be gently helped don't last long anyway. Many of them are simply trolls. I have suggested to the newbie in question that he lurks and learns, and then puts up a review after he's absorbed and punted. All this "nice to know you stuff" is just so much trash. It's a punter-information-sharing forum, not a chatclub. There are trolls that expend months of posts saying, ooooh what about her and, oooo I'm looking for such-n-such, and most of them are writing from their bedrooms after school. If you are a punter, tell us about it in a review and welcome to the club. If not, what are you doing here? Did you think we are some sort of agency set up on a voluntary basis to encourage people to go punting??

Excellent post! It seems that every week there's a new guy on here claiming that he's 'looking at this girl but isn't quite sure', what's the fucking problem with these people? Just go onto the reviews section on UKP, take a look at a positive review of a girl in your city/town, book her, fuck her and post a review yourself. Personally a think that's a very efficient way to get that first punt out the road. But there seems to be a whole army of guys on here who just talk absolute shite, they keep racking up the posts but that Reviews tab stays firmly at zero, they contribute nothing, continually post about how they 'fancy this girl' and are 'interested in trying this service', please kindly fuck off! Either book a prossie and review her or just remove yourself from the forum because you're not contributing anything! 

[Shockaroony]

I remember the first time I saw her in Carlton Club around '99. She said she was 18 which I didn't doubt. She did a great job and was partly to blame for what became a fairly mind hooker addiction, probably due to her being the first WG I knew that did a bit or rimming! She looked great then but obviously looked like an American porn star. A few years later I pumped her again in Aquarius and she was pretty wasted. Then I met her outside a nightclub one night and she made it obvious where she knew me from. Thank fuck I was with a mate that knew. She was back at a party at my mates one night and he said she was nuts. I saw her once more and she'd started really messing around with her looks.
I recently saw her Facebook page with real name and couldn't believe she still thought she was a model - loads of bikini photos.

[solway]

I saw her back in Aquarius. A wee beauty in her  black leather mini.
Years later after all her body adjustments she looked freakish.Out her mind too.

[randydandy2013]

She's now turned up in Stoke......