The times prozzies get mad at you unfairly

[Cum_again]

So, most girls don’t have a very high level of acceptance of punters for some very good reasons. Lateness, bad hygiene, no shows, and even violence.

But that’s not what this post is about.  I want to find out about all the times when girls have got mindlessly  angry with you for totally unreasonable reasons.


Exhibit 1.  Cumming in their hair.  Two main causes here.  Firstly the facial cum shot.  If you offer a facial cum shot, then a hazard of the job has to be getting cum in your hair. Yes I guess it’s a pain to brush out, but there’s no way I have that much control over the direction of my jizz when I’m already trying to avoid your eyes.  One girl stopped for 10 minutes to brush my spunk out of her hair... it killed the mood a bit.  I’ve also fallen foul of this when being given a hand job.  Sometimes I produce a lot of come and a couple of times I have climaxed in way that is in so many ways a testament to their sexy prowess...... but sadly they got angry as I shot so far it was hanging from their hair.

Please add to the exhibits of irrational things that piss of working girls

[hillingdonpete]

Walking out when its a B&S

[Thephoenix]

At the end of a Thai massage.... you're lying there with a steaming hard-on....she quotes £40 for HR or £80 for naked massage, and you say 'Sod that luv, you must be joking'
Not easy to do, but worth it to see the look in their face, as you walk out.
If only more punters would do the same.

[Bikerman]

Or you turn up and their hygene is poor....many years ago i went down on bird and opened a smoothly shaved pussy and i thought she had creme cheese in there...i told her and she said dont stop im neatly cumming....i thought you dont want my vomit in there...and walked

[lamboman]

A few have very fragile egos.

[pythondan]

Most of the times this has happened to me have been down to communication problems.

For example standing outside the entrance to a block of flats with noisy traffic going by and not being able to hear her garbled instructions to press button combinations on the door key pad.

Another reason why I rarely see non-British girls.

[Hobbit]

Any girl that gets annoyed unfairly will not see my custom again. Nature has invented something called communication and that's what they need to learn to use. Getting annoyed helps no one.

[Plan R]

Last year a WG went absolutely ape-shit when I accidentaly got some of my DNA smoothie on her foot   
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283648.0

[RedKettle]

I once walked because the flat was a shit tip and she was clearly a druggie.  She went ballistic which was quite funny except that in those days I was using my main phone so the raging texts and calls were a slight worry!  That was when I learned how to block calls etc on a mobile.

Then joined UKP and got a punting phone.

[David1970]

Slim Brazilian advertised, turned up to find fat old muntter, told her no way and went to leave, she sat on the floor with her back against the front door. She wanted £10 because I had seen her, told her to fuck of and just smiled at her, after about 10 minutes she got up and I left. Not a happy lady.

[centry]

Gabrielle_Beauty was in an unpleasant mood, I booked for an hour, she tried to rush me and when I didn't orgasm the second time around she fabricated some excuse that I tried to mess around with the condom, aka she claimed that I tried to bareback. She eventually kicked me out 35 minutes into the session with a "thanks bye"

[itk]

Done several walk offs when it’s bait and switch, or the place is a festering tip. Worst experience was when I was apparently taking too long to cum. She stopped mid blow job to say, ‘Can you hurry up as cum, I want to go to Peppermint Park before it closes.’  Was some local shit hole of a club in Norwich.

[the_exile]

I think I mentioned this in another thread, the time the girl complained because I groaned too loudly when I came. It was just that, a groan. It makes me laugh now thinking about it, I can't remember if I kept a straight face at the time!

[fastnet]

Some years back I arrived at the given postcode 20 minutes before the arranged time. I waited in my car and dropped a text to say I had arrived and would wait for final directions.
Five minutes later she phoned me in a right temper. How dare I knock on her door so early and why could I not wait for her to contact me.
I firmly explained that I had sat in my car since I arrived any anyway I had no idea which house was hers.
A little taken aback she mumbled an apology and gave me her exact address.
I considered going home but little head took over.
On arrival at the property there was a parcel outside it seemed the delivery man was responsible for the door knock.
It was an excellent session; she spent the whole hour trying to make up for her earlier tantrum.
Sadly she retired just a few weeks later, I suspect whoring was not the job for her and the stress became too much.

[Alanroy]

Years ago, before my UKP days, but I got a shit ton of abuse from a girl one time, I mean calls, texts, threats to have me beat up and outed, voicemails left. For about 3 days. Why?

Because we had booked a session, I was on my way in the car when she text me and said sorry, someone else has arrived here before you. So I turned around and went home. 2 minutes later she phoned saying the other guy walked out, and I can still have my appointment if I'm there in the next 2 minutes. Told her politely, to go fuck herself for the half hour instead! She was fucking raging but deserved it IMO

Probably dodged a bullet too, assume if he walked it was a B&S.

[Haderach]

Booked and parked up once. Text to say I had arrived and was sent the house number. Knocked on the door, no answer, after a couple of minutes I walked back to the car and received a text asking were I was. After I told her she hadn't answered the door, she told me she was next door. When I got in she was pretty shitty with me, saying I should be more discreet, it wasn't until I showed her the text she sent me that she said sorry and cheered up. She gave me an extra 30 mins to make up for the error and to be honest is was a pretty decent punt.

[CroPunter]

I had few times when Romanian girls tried to pretend they are Polish, Bulgarian or Croatian or I had B&S.

[Anadin]

If I'm early or bang on time and they don't have the decency to tell me they're running late before I get to their front door. There's no way in hell I'm loitering around a block of flats in the cold while they take, god knows how long, to get ready. I'm usually quite happy to wait in my car for a considerable amount of time, hell you can push the appointment back hours if I'm staying locally and not in a rush, but fuck me over when I'm there and my patience runs out pretty quickly & I'll go for my plan B. Often they get annoyed at me for that.

[daviemac]

I had few times when Romanian girls tried to pretend they are Polish, Bulgarian or Croatian or I had B&S.

In what way did they get mad at you for no real reason.   

[Bonker]

Agreed watersports with a milf in pompey. Neck and below only. The stream stopped so I squeezed and unintentionally fired a jet on her face.
"what the fuck-" she spluttered, just as the next jet hit her in the mouth.
"Tastes fuckin awful, you bastard".
Well, if you'd kept your mouth shut  duh!

My god did she bitch!

Most unfair, how did I know it would squirt like that.

[TimeBandit]

I had one, texted her for a booking, but asked if she could do 45 minutes insted of 30 or an hour. She sort of hummed and hawed a bit and said it would only be a one off so I said OK, if it was a problem I'd look somewhere else, I was perfectly polite about it but next thing I get a stream of abusive texts calling me a cunt, a twat, a miserable old bastard and anything else she could think of. We hadn't even agree a booking and had only swapped about two or three texts. Real weird. Needless to say, I've never tried to book her since.

[Wanderlust]

I don't know about the unfairly part..

Anyhoo, couple years back was with a WG abroad and about to finish whilst getting OWO.

So she's sucking/tugging me whilst probably holding her breath and I shoot my load all over the nose. It's plastered all over her air holes 
She's gasping to breathe and choking slightly

I burst out laughing, which didn't go down well 

[Lon89]

Years ago I put a booking request in for a booking 3 weeks later. Heard nothing back and forgot all about it. On the day of the booking she rang to say I've missed our booking and going crazy about booking the room early especially for me.
Thankfully she realised her mistake and now gives me a discount on every booking.

[Mamtor]

looking for a mmf with mild read a punters field report which clearly stated she does mmf and a name of her "partner" 
when I mentioned it on the phone she went bat shirt crazy accusing me of hacking her phone. Amazing how her phone manor changed in less than a micro second.

[CroPunter]

In what way did they get mad at you for no real reason.   

I walked away

[daviemac]

I walked away

But how did they get mad at you when you didn't give them a reason to, what did they say to you. This thread is about escorts who 'have a go' at punters for no or very little reason, it isn't about you walking away from a bait and switch.   

[Redpunter]

Contacted a WG re a possible booking after seeing her advert on AW. I didnt notice in her likes BB but I received a text reply calling me for all the nasty names under the sun informing me she was sick of telling people she didnt do BB. She went on to say that she didnt want anything to do with me and my wrinkly old uncircumcised cock and had told me before in her last text.

I duly informed her I did not mention BB in my enquiry text which had been my first ever contact with her and that after re reading her AW profile it stated in her likes BB was one of them. She replied with a flurry of expletives saying because it was in her list of preferences that didnt mean she did it.
I was lost at this point, but sometime later read a similar post by another punter who had fell foul of this stupid woman as well after he had the same experience with her.

Moving on she changed her working id twice, continued to advertise BB and then
continued to abuse several more punters over the same thing. I see she must have found a young circumcised cock and retired as shes no longer advertising on AW. What a nasty piece of work.

[IAMBATMAN]

I've never had a girl get mad at me for anything and I usually CIM so no problems getting it in her hair, is the danger of shooting it too deep tho 

[Tyco]

The only time I’ve ever had a SP get mad is my first ever punt. Made the mistake of telling her on the Phoenix it was my first.

Turn up, sort the money out and pay £80 for the hour. After a couple of mins she starts moaning that my cock isn’t big enough and theres no way we can have sex. Before I know it she’s wanking me off as soon as I shoot my load she’s up and dressed and telling me it’s time to go. I start to say I’ve booked an hour and she looses her shit gives me £20 back and literally throws me out her flat.

[spiralnotebook]

I forget her name now but it was the Thai massage F/S girl along from Bill Smiths in Chester, she went ballistic because I went to the wrong door first and her neighbour politely directed me to the correct door with a roll of the eyes. It was more down to her semi garbled pidgin English and it being dark that I fucked up. Shit punt anyway.

[Zuesssy]

walked off on a romm, started yelling in her native language.

[Shropspunter]

Fucking a thai girl and as I started to cum she shouted No no no! at me and was actually upset I had not lasted longer. As I took the condom off she started yanking at my cock to get me hard again, insisting I finish her off. I'd had enough so just got dressed and left as she sat on the bed with a face like thunder 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Fucking a thai girl and as I started to cum she shouted No no no! at me and was actually upset I had not lasted longer. As I took the condom off she started yanking at my cock to get me hard again, insisting I finish her off. I'd had enough so just got dressed and left as she sat on the bed with a face like thunder 

Well difficult to argue with it being that way round!, much better then the usual Rom response of "have you come bby" after 1 miniute or so;(

Perhaps she was one of those girls who enjoy the sex apart from the money side!

[Lewboy]

I was on my way to see some British girl, but like a lot of girls she only gave her postcode to begin with which is totally normal. They’ll usually tell you to call/text when they reach the street before telling you the full address. Anyway I got to the postcode, sent a message, no response, then not too long later I got a barrage of abusive texts claiming I stood her up. I was like... are you fucking joking? You haven’t even told me your address, where the fuck am I supposed to go? She was clearly unhinged and wasn’t making sense in her messages, then said she’s cancelling on me for time wasting and because she wanted to go and see the fireworks (it was bonfire night). I was so confused haha.

[rocket88]

A few years ago I arranged a punt with an EE SP in Manchester. Initial comms OK,and arrived at postcode at arranged time. I rang - radio silence. Rang twice more to no avail. I gave it ten minutes and then drove off. About a hour and a half later the SP texted me to tell me that she ready to see me now! Texted her back to inform her there was no way I was driving all the way back to Moston. The cheeky bitch accused me of time wasting ! What really put the icing on the cake was when she stated that she hoped I die in a car crash - bat shit mad.