ProtocolDroid Well read buddy,
regards G
Ha, no problem
Unfortunately what you're after doesn't really seem to exist in the NW, as far as I know anyway. I'd quite happily pay a bit more for nice surroundings and especially for a really hot British or European girl in her 20s. Czech Lola, who used to work mainly in Burnley, came closest to my mind in terms of looks. However, her set-up was pretty basic, with a mattress on the floor of a living room. In any case, I think she has moved on now, and although I keep an eye on reviews and places like Gumtree I don't think anyone else offers what she did.
I live in hope, but I suspect that for various reasons the region or maybe even country isn't the most appealing for attractive foreign girls with good massage skills to set up shop.