Karyna your best escort - Fartown, Huddersfield.

[Kinky Foxx]

Damn it, my learning curve is more like a straight line...when will I learn....    

NOTE: BAIT & SWITCH....

Saw this profile with such a hot bod, Spidey sense ringing but mini-me turned him off.....

This is the profile that got me purring like Homer in a doughnut shop.

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Comms.

Sent off a text for a meet... Street and post code sent by return text, told to call when on the street.  So far all's well.

Location.

Street on a fairly busy road, some side street parking but I parked in the nearby Fartown Health centre, just 20 seconds walk away from hers.

When on the street, called to be told will text you the house number in a minute.   Now, what she does is pretend to be putting the rubbish out or piss about in the

garden to get a good look at you before sending her house number.  I saw this girl and thought nothing of her, just some frumpy girl doing chores, actually walked by her twice totally oblivious.. 
Then came the text with number, knocked on door, it opened I and an erect mini-me stepped through and met by, (you guessed it) frumpy girl putting out the bin bags.  You are not the girl in the profile I say, " I don't know what you mean but I give good service, how long you stay?".  Fuck and damn it, I was too horny to go anywhere, trapped....

The girl.

The I got was short, good English, Romanian, very small tits, not bad looking but very frumpy looking, there'll be a picture later.

Action.

Paid £60 for half an hour.  Stripped off, onto the bed, and fuck me the hand job was terrible, the covered blow job just as bad, like she was pumping up a tyre with a bike pump.  BJ just shallow up and downs at speed, told her to slow down and go deeper but she couldn't or wouldn't.   Mini-me started to wilt badly.  Told her to go on top but had trouble getting in.  Mini - me was in trouble now after that frantic cycle pump action, then asked for doggy so I could use my imagination to get hard again, started to pump as by now I just wanted to get the fuck 'outta Dodge'. Banging away but I just got softer and softer and couldn't finish, neither would you after friction burn on me cock.
I called it a day got dressed and left, no smile on my face today.   

Verdict.

How the fuck can a WG not know how to give a decent BJ? Isn't it like the first thing WGs learn at Pro$$ie school?  Along with creative accounting and customer care? 

Maybe she was in the toilets smoking that day with the other hot girls talking about 'The Kardashians'.

Return visit?   Fuck No!  I had to head off back to Bradford for a £20 = 15min frantic P&P to get my head and cock right.  ( Either that or counselling).

I now know this girl has a profile and goes by the name of Alice and does NOT look as hot in person as her pics.   Bait and switched once already, could do it again, on you!   You have been warned!  ( note the phone numbers, 07440 541336 ).

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Maybe it's time for me to swear off the 'lucky bag' punts.

KF wanted this..













But instead got this.






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[holeymoley]

After a bad day at the office the girl Alice was plan D ! I usually like daytime punts but needs must so I agreed 8.00 in the evening so still daylight. Btw I would not consider a. night visit definitely don’t think it would be safe. Parked out side shops - venue was a very scruffy terrace a few yards away so I guess it’s same place. Door opened by the girl Alice in pic - boy did my jaw drop! Totally unexpected she would look so good. Quite apparent other people in the house. Scruffy room with bed, with the window overlooking street only partially covered by material or paper. Alice was good to be true unfortunately good looking, fit body but that was it. Oral covered on me poor, so I I went down on her - she actually came - reluctantly, I think since she then pushed me away. Very poor experience no enthusiasm. Terrible hand technique just looking to make me cum ASAP but could not even get me hard. Paid for an hour and was out in half ! Alice said she was Romanian IT student on 2 weeks holiday just over here to earn money for the family. She also said she also spent time in the RLD not far away !!!!!  So very pretty and fit girl but still not a good punt. I saw her on a Friday  evening and she said she was going home on the Monday. I would have posted a review but could not find a link Doh ! As mentioned previously this punting lark is not for the faint hearted. £100 for an hour that turned out to be half an hour, like you I think I need counselling. Oh and remember YMMV. Last but not least she was not called Alice but  I cannot remember what name she gave.

[Kinky Foxx]

Hey HoleyMoley,..

I know what you mean, how can a girl that pretty, be so bad at a basic service?   I actually think she broke my dick plus friction burns.

Ho Hum, the best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else, ( preferably with some nice tits in your face )...

[holeymoley]

Hi KF - I totally agree and I am finding out slowly ( and painfully at times ) that good looks and fit body don’t = a good experience.

Even worse i don’t seem to learn lol, I had similar experience at Birkhill Street Wakefield, review to follow.

Be careful out there !

PS - Alice or whatever her name was, had the nicest looking and tasting pussy I have ever seen ( imho ) what a waste..............

[MW96]

anyone decent in hudds?

[Kinky Foxx]

Just a heads up on the growing fake profile list of Alice/Karyn/Andrea/Whatever.....

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Hy guys are you tired of fake profile and dont get wt you want ?!!! this is stop hire.my pic are real.so you will get wt you see.


I can't understand why a girl this pretty needs so many fake profiles?

So you won't be getting what you see in the profiles, but it's your hard earned and your choice

[holeymoley]

Mr Kinky - The girls name was Natalie when I visited her. She has since rang me (!) in the late evening ( 11.40 pm ) and texted me twice during the day asking me to return, wtf - unbelievable.

Once again the value of a punting phone can be priceless.

[Kinky Foxx]

I think that the 'dusty phone ' effect was beginning to set in after a couple of bad reviews on here, Holeymoley....

I had a girl in Bradford sending texts every couple of days saying things like... Hi baby....you Okay...You coming today?.... when you coming baby.....etc..

She got a few bad reviews, but she was REALLY bad. Now she's talking of moving away....to Blackpool, the next Rom hotspot...

That's the power of a bad review my friend.... use when necessary and use it wisely....

[Kinky Foxx]

P.S....

I gave in and went back for a return podge.....and she was still so bad...I think she's bi or lesbian but hates what she's doing.....

Are you going back?

[holeymoley]

Mr K - you are braver than me, I am not going back. But whilst I have a couple of regulars, I will always look to try something different as well.  I just think it’s because I am a naturally curious person and can’t really help myself.

PS. I am struggling to understand how this works, last week I ended up with plan D for God’s sake. How hard can it be I ask myself.  Are these girls earning so much they just can’t be arsed or what ?