Fanny Farts, what do you do when the wg does one

[Drayki]

hey guys, just had a punt with my regular wg and after fucking her for England, she let this almighty fanny fart go, don't know if its put me off now, any one else had this problem? 

[McSwell]

hey guys, just had a punt with my regular wg and after fucking her for England, she let this almighty fanny fart go, don't know if its put me off now, any one else had this problem? 

Also pussy  farther isn't the same as a smelly arse fart, it can sometimes happen when you're giving her a good  pounding or when you change position after pounding away in doggy.

I don't know if a girl can control it, I've never asked

I certainly wouldn't let it put me off.

McSwell

[Drayki]

thanks for the advice, it was after id pulled out of her that it happened, think she was more embarrassed than me!

[Blackpool Rock]

You can actually make it happen by gently blowing a bit of air into the girl while you go down on her then when you fuck her it can force the air out. Did it with an ex a few times which was a bit of a laugh but i'm not sure a WG would thank you for doing this as it may prove embarrassing with the next punter  I would imagine that if air is inside the girl then she could probably force it out using her pelvic floor

[Lizzie_Lockhart]

The fact of the matter is it happens from time to time

It's just air forced inside escaping, normally it's when you pull all the way out and push back inside quickly and repeat. Most commonly happens in doggy, especially if her legs are between yours.

IMO it's nothing to be embarrassed about, it's just the way your bodies are fitting together and the only thing you can really do to control it is skip the position or style of fucking that causes it.

And yes 9/10 women would be mortified when it happens, though I imagine SPs less so.

X

[Sureshot]

Its just air, not a proper fart.  Just have a laugh and carry on

[Corus Boy]

Its just air, not a proper fart.  Just have a laugh and carry on

Totally agree, a good giggle about it will defuse any embarrassment that might take the edge off the punt.

 

[MrMatrix]

Its happened to me 2-3 times. They are more embarrassed and generally apologise. I just ignore the incident or say not a problem- which it isn't. I'd be more worried if I was rimming (which I don't do) and she farted, now that would be different. has this happened to any one?

[martini2429]

I just laugh when it happens, but I always get an apology, it happens.

 

[kamu]

Trapped air from a good pounding. Not produced from rotting feces so I wouldnt worry.

[mediumjoe]

Hi Gemvid,   In reality it should be you apologising because you're the one that pushed the air in there to start with, it just happens, as the others have said have a laugh and carry on- make a joke about Trump.   Joe

[Plan R]

what do you do when the wg does one?

Plough on 

[Brazilian Martian]

hey guys, just had a punt with my regular wg and after fucking her for England, she let this almighty fanny fart go, don't know if its put me off now, any one else had this problem? 

Where is the review 

[Thecunninglinguist]

There is the old joke......What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny? The fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

[bigmanbigman]

Try in r.o. to blow the girl up
Makes a interesting  trumpet?

[Type_O_Negative]

hey guys, just had a punt with my regular wg and after fucking her for England, she let this almighty fanny fart go, don't know if its put me off now, any one else had this problem? 

It is just an air you pump to her pussy while poking her.

[dubs]

If it happens with me, I force out an arse fart so the girl doesn't feel as embarrassed if we are both doing it.

[Shearer1955]

Think of it as a mark of accomplishment - your cock must be so big that she couldn't release any trapped air until you removed the valve! 

[threechilliman]

Its just air, not a proper fart.  Just have a laugh and carry on

+1

tcm

[Happylad]

It`s all part of the fun.  One girl with whom it happened said "Bet you can`t do that again", and we spent several minutes trying (without success) before going back to the more serious  business of the meeting.

[king tarzan]

Its happened to me 2-3 times. They are more embarrassed and generally apologise. I just ignore the incident or say not a problem- which it isn't. I'd be more worried if I was rimming (which I don't do) and she farted, now that would be different. has this happened to any one?

Agree with the above totally. ..

[5th Musketeer]

You can actually make it happen by gently blowing a bit of air into the girl while you go down on her then when you fuck her it can force the air out. Did it with an ex a few times which was a bit of a laugh but i'm not sure a WG would thank you for doing this as it may prove embarrassing with the next punter  I would imagine that if air is inside the girl then she could probably force it out using her pelvic floor

I used to do it with my GF nearly 20 years ago, and we had fun, however, then read about it online, something along the lines of:

But don’t get too carried away, because if you end up blowing air up there (a lot of air), the results can be deadly. When air gets trapped inside the vagina without the ability to escape, air bubbles can form and enter the bloodstream. These occurrences, known as “air embolisms” can cause blockages in blood vessels, which can be fatal (especially when involving a blockage leading to the brain or the heart).
Let it be said, this is a very, very rare occurrence.


Scared me at the time because we did it a lot.  However, luckily it is extremely rare to be dangerous.

[Ali Katt]

Has anyone had woman do an actual smelly fart on a punt? I'm fortunate that it hasn't happened to me.

[Brazilian Martian]

Has anyone had woman do an actual smelly fart on a punt? I'm fortunate that it hasn't happened to me.

Nope but I've had a prossie with a shitty ass. Almost like she went toilet and did not bother to wipe herself  not pleasant at all and I endedicated up throwing away the t shirt I had on after I aborted the punt.

[Ali Katt]

Nope but I've had a prossie with a shitty ass. Almost like she went toilet and did not bother to wipe herself  not pleasant at all and I endedicated up throwing away the t shirt I had on after I aborted the punt.

I would be pissed if it was a £100 Moschino T-Shirt. I'll have to wear my George one or the free Budweiser one I do the house work in to my next punt.

[Brazilian Martian]

I would be pissed if it was a £100 Moschino T-Shirt. I'll have to wear my George one or the free Budweiser one I do the house work in to my next punt.

  hugo boss t shirt plain white no chance that stain remover would get out fecal matter

[kamu]

Has anyone had woman do an actual smelly fart on a punt? I'm fortunate that it hasn't happened to me.

There was a review recently from 1 punter who did.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139343.0

[threechilliman]

I'll have to wear my George one

Very swish!

tcm

[Trotter671]

Its just air, not a proper fart.  Just have a laugh and carry on

Yep, it's happened a few times both with civvy GFs and WGs - it's just air, doesn't  bother me at all & tell the girl so but some girls get embarrassed

[Happylad]

I had one girl who came so violently that she farted explosively and left a skidmark on the sheet, but I didn`t complain and preferred to believe that it demonstrated my sexual prowess.. A far more likely explanation would be that she`d had cabbage for lunch.

[bigmanbigman]

Nope but I've had a prossie with a shitty ass. Almost like she went toilet and did not bother to wipe herself  not pleasant at all and I endedicated up throwing away the t shirt I had on after I aborted the punt.

thats a wg scam to end a punt but keep the money

[suttonporksword]

i think its great when it happens, I find it a turn on and even kind of a nod of appreciation of my technique. hasn't happened all that often so obviously I am not as good as I think but been with a few girls when its happened multiple times and it hasn't bothered either me or them its just part of the fun

[webpunter]

I think it's hilarious & take it as a compliment.  Though laughing & erections don't go well together

Q - what is the difference between a woman & a fridge ?

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A - a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out

Boom boom ..

[myothernameis]

Has anyone had woman do an actual smelly fart on a punt? I'm fortunate that it hasn't happened to me.

Me 

Kelly from New Blythswood Sauna, were both in a 69, Kelly is on top, and I'm eating her out, all of a sudden she farts, and it stinks, I just grabbed her harder, and pull her pussy closer to my face, and went at it full force, eating her out

Once finished, we laughed at it

[cueball]

Seen/heard loads of fanny farts over the years.

Make not one bit of differance to me, I get stuck right in 

[maxxblue]

hey guys, just had a punt with my regular wg and after fucking her for England, she let this almighty fanny fart go, don't know if its put me off now, any one else had this problem? 

It's not a problem - it's a pretty normal part of sex - it just happens from time to time.   

[The Owl]

A fanny fart is a fanny fart. Air sometimes get trapped in there during a fuck and then it gets out. Has happened to me with women before, doesn't bother me at all.

[pewpewpew]

hey guys, just had a punt with my regular wg and after fucking her for England, she let this almighty fanny fart go, don't know if its put me off now, any one else had this problem? 

The problem is not the problem.  The problem is your attitude to the problem.

[uncle jessie]

Has anyone tried varying the speed, depth and frequency of thrusts to play a tune  .

[jlike]

Has anyone had woman do an actual smelly fart on a punt? I'm fortunate that it hasn't happened to me.

Yes, once during doggy with a SP and once during RO with another SP. When it happened during RO she was very embarrassed, it was her embarrassment rather than the fart which was more of a passion killer.

[Brokenshed]

I love fanny farts. Only know one girl who does them, she is always embarassed but it makes me laugh and fuck more vigourously.
Never thought of asking for a discount