https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=108053.0;topicseenThis whole review belongs here!
Awesome - not seen that one. Has a lot of good examples of excruciating clichés. Referring to a paid fuck as a "date" the best one
Reading these has made me wonder if I have ever used those phrases in my reviews... Oh well, at least I've never told my fellow punters to 'treat her well' at the end of a review...