Blimey since version 1 of her profile went up and upon which I commented, she's produced version 2. It's even fucking worse!
"I get hundreds of messages every week"
Holy shit what a coincidence!!! After updating her profile to say "ideally you will be a professional gent staying in a local Norfolk hotel" the very next day she gets her first feedback from a bloke using the nickname "professional gent". It's his first post too and rather than wasting time letting us know what a great or otherwise fuck she is, he advises us that we can "book with confidence". She must be bursting at the seams with joy at this amazing piece of marketing good fortune.