Hmmmmm! That's a tough question. The only real alternative to punting is a girlfriend.. So, let's break out the old PROS V CONS legal pad.
PUNTING. GIRLFRIEND.Monday:
FUCK A HOT BLONDE WITH BIG TITS.
ON THE SOFA WATCHING THE KARDASHIANS.
Tuesday:
FUCKING AN OILED UP CHINESE CHICK.
DEALING WITH HER PSM, (PISSY MOOD SYNDROME).
Wednesday:
FUCKING A SULTRY ROMANIAN GYPSY.
GO OUT WITH & BEING 'NICE' TO HER FRIENDS.
Thursday:
FUCK A GREASED UP SLIM EBONY BABE.
WATCHING "THE HOUSEWIVES" INSTEAD OF THE FOOTBALL.
Friday:
FUCK A HORNY PAKISTANI GIRL.
SPENDING MY HARD EARNED ON MORE FUCKING SHOES.
Saturday:
A MASSAGE AND FUCK WITH A HOT THAI.
ARGUEMENTS FROM SPENDING MY HARD EARNED ON SHOES.
Sunday:
A DAY OF REST, RECUPERATION AND FOOTBALL.
DINNER WITH AND BE "NICE" TO HER PARENTS AND SIBLINGS.
Reasons for punting? You can't go wrong when you make a list. You're welcome.