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Arley Hall

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The most surprising one is doggy style. It still looks awesome in porn but I discovered it does nothing for me.

Yes - doggy doesn't really do it for me either, unless the girl has an amazing arse and tiny waist. I think it's something to do with the lack of body to body contact, and the fact that I can't see her face. Likewise girl-on-top only works for me if she leans forward so that I can cuddle her.

Offline SJ772

Yes - doggy doesn't really do it for me either, unless the girl has an amazing arse and tiny waist. I think it's something to do with the lack of body to body contact, and the fact that I can't see her face. Likewise girl-on-top only works for me if she leans forward so that I can cuddle her.

Same here, really not a fan of doggy, I think some of girls want doggy so they don't have to look at us fucking them.

Offline Garden69

DFK & FK with girls I'm not that into
It begs the question - why did you book them/stay if you're not that into them ?! Too polite to leave ?

Offline webpunter

Likewise girl-on-top only works for me if she leans forward so that I can cuddle her.
Bless - bet she feels all safe & protected.  Wide open goal - WP shoots & scores  :sarcastic:

Offline Sonny Crockett

WGs that don't honour what they say they'll do or the offers they make. That makes me so angry.

Offline webpunter

WGs that don't honour what they say they'll do or the offers they make. That makes me so angry.
Better you pick a different hobby then as this is an occupational Eden Hazard.  You should be happy right now.  The Prem is all but in Leicester's grasp

Offline Sonny Crockett

Better you pick a different hobby then as this is an occupational Eden Hazard.  You should be happy right now.  The Prem is all but in Leicester's grasp

Happy about Leicester doing well, though tough match coming up against United. :)

However not happy when something that a WG makes, whether an offer or a promise to put things right is not honoured, especially when you have put a lot thought as to whether to go ahead with it or into what you want in the booking. Just makes the whole thing a waste of time and energy. :dash:

Back to Leicester City, I really hope they win the Premier League. That would make my year!!! :yahoo:

Offline webpunter

Happy about Leicester doing well, though tough match coming up against United. :)
Will be fan-fuckin-tastic tho if you can get 3 pts there !  The scum fans will be so accommodating having the trophy paraded in front of them  :lol:

Arley Hall

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Bless - bet she feels all safe & protected.  Wide open goal - WP shoots & scores  :sarcastic:

Haha - well I've just downloaded a UKP-approved app that underlines all fluffy words in red, and suggests substitutions. Could be very useful ....

For "cuddle her" it suggests "pull her towards me and roughly grope her". Hmmmm .....


Offline Sonny Crockett

Will be fan-fuckin-tastic tho if you can get 3 pts there !  The scum fans will be so accommodating having the trophy paraded in front of them  :lol:

It would be the icing on the cake.

Offline OakTree

Yes - doggy doesn't really do it for me either, unless the girl has an amazing arse and tiny waist. I think it's something to do with the lack of body to body contact, and the fact that I can't see her face. Likewise girl-on-top only works for me if she leans forward so that I can cuddle her.

Doggy is my least favourite but on occasion a girl can make it very horny. I saw one once who kept turning to look at me at the same time talking filth, telling me to grab her hair and fuck her like the slut she is. It was probably the only time I've come doing doggy.

What I really don't like is rough handling of my cock. Nothing pisses me off more than when it is apparent she has absolutely no idea on how to pleasure a cock. Fast and furious does fuck all for me.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Will be fan-fuckin-tastic tho if you can get 3 pts there !  The scum fans will be so accommodating having the trophy paraded in front of them  :lol:
I very much doubt it as when Utd are losing the fans have all but gone by the time the final whistle blows

Arley Hall

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Doggy is my least favourite but on occasion a girl can make it very horny. I saw one once who kept turning to look at me at the same time talking filth, telling me to grab her hair and fuck her like the slut she is. It was probably the only time I've come doing doggy.

Yes - that might help me too. The other thing that helps is if her waist goes in so much that I can really get a good purchase on her arse and pull it back onto my cock. Also helps if I lean forward and grope her tits - but it's a struggle to get off.
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Arley Hall

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Just remembered that I don't like thick black condoms - but who does?
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Offline Sonny Crockett

Crap mechanical sex. I've had more than my fair share of them.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Condoms which kill my erection and limit my own performance.

Biggerthanmost

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Doggy is my least favourite but on occasion a girl can make it very horny. I saw one once who kept turning to look at me at the same time talking filth, telling me to grab her hair and fuck her like the slut she is. It was probably the only time I've come doing doggy.

What I really don't like is rough handling of my cock. Nothing pisses me off more than when it is apparent she has absolutely no idea on how to pleasure a cock. Fast and furious does fuck all for me.
Doggy is what I punt for. Used to see a lovely blond Hungarian/German girl in Kentish town who had fair skin, a great arse and stockinged long legs who wore her long blonde hair in a plait down her back. She had a very pretty face and used to spur me on swearing obscenities at me in Hungarian. In an hour session I'd be furiously hanging out the back of her until I was firing dust.

My first wife, who had a similar figure, would probably still be my first wife if she ever did that for me instead of her usual ironing board impersonation.

As for rough handling of a cock, I sometimes wonder if some girls have ever had a boyfriend or entered the profession as virgins. The astonishing lack of skill some display makes me wonder.

Rod trotter

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DFK & FK with girls I'm not that into


This......when they eat ya face off and in truth they aint pretty

Offline snowbum

The smell of some women's arses when you are fucking from behind !

pierrot

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« Last Edit: May 04, 2016, 04:54:13 pm by pierrot »

Offline anonyorks

Capital letters only adult work profiles

Offline Stalinator

Calling her then having to wait on a text for the location.
Fuck, that really winds me up.

Worst is when they tell you to go landmark 1 and phone, then go to landmark 2 and phone again. Rinse and repeat.

will-ow

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Capital letters only adult work profiles

I didn't know how much I hated capital letters until I saw a AW profile of it all

Offline hugeload

Hardsports?

Girls on AW listing 7 locations each 100miles apart. Just tell me a fucking train station within a few miles.


Offline Blackpool Rock


Worst is when they tell you to go landmark 1 and phone, then go to landmark 2 and phone again. Rinse and repeat.
Fuck that i'd seriously be thinking about cancelling as that strikes me as someone being marked out as a target for robbing

Offline Blackpool Rock

poor blow jobs
So you liked poor blow jobs before you started punting but not after?  :unknown: Or you hadn't had a poor blow job until you started punting?

Offline Stalinator

Fuck that i'd seriously be thinking about cancelling as that strikes me as someone being marked out as a target for robbing
That is par for the course with some WGs. I cut one off straight away and said "Look I don't have all day. Are you beside the fire station or above Tesco?" There were only 2 punting locations in this particular town which were used by touring WGs and would be well known to punters. She was quite taken a back by my question.
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godwulf7

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I hate it when a WG hangs on to the base of your cock while you're fucking her so she can control the depth of penetration..

Or when they grab your balls in doggy like they're trying to pluck an apple....

Or when their pussy farts loudly when you're fucking them hard in doggy....

Or when they catch a sharp tooth on the edge of your bell end during a BJ...

Offline Sonny Crockett

That is par for the course with some WGs. I cut one off straight away and said "Look I don't have all day. Are you beside the fire station or above Tesco?" There were only 2 punting locations in this particular town which were used by touring WGs and would be well known to punters. She was quite taken a back by my question.

WGs should give the postcode of their exact location, and not point to some bullshit location, where you have to then call to get directions. That just creates a lot of disorganisation and messing around.... Two of my many biggest punting pet hates.

Recently I had arranged a punt where I was given the postcode of a supermarket. I then told her that I was coming by train. She then said that when I get a taxi I then call her and give the phone to the taxi driver so she could talk to the taxi driver to give directions. I thought to myself, forget it. So I decided to cancel the meet as I was not willing to go through the hassle and having to pass my mobile to a stranger, as well as not knowing where the hell I was heading. I told her to book someone else.
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

WGs should give the postcode of their exact location, and not point to some bullshit location, where you have to then call to get directions. That just creates a lot of disorganisation and messing around.... Two of my many biggest punting pet hates.

Recently I had arranged a punt where I was given the postcode of a supermarket. I then told her that I was coming by train. She then said that when I get a taxi I then call her and give the phone to the taxi driver so she could talk to the taxi driver to give directions. I thought to myself, forget it. So I decided to cancel the meet as I was not willing to go through the hassle and having to pass my mobile to a stranger, as well as not knowing where the hell I was heading. I told her to book someone else.

Please do let us have a link so we can avoid these traps, t h a n k s, HP