Cock competition..all in good fun!

[Type_O_Negative]

Men who brag abouth the size of their cocks are clearly unsecure 

The same story with their cars 

[azrael]

Im about average 5'5 - 6" depending on wether,i've been told by both wg's and civvies that i shouldnt be concerned as i have beer can todger 

[SaneOnes]

From head to toe, I'm massive.

[Shagger69]

I've often been told that my member is quite sizable which I've always assumed to be a male ego massaging tactic. But I have to admit that I am quite big at around 7 inches from base to tip fully erect although I'm not unusually big in circumference.

But I bet this is minuscule compared to some elephant dicks out there.

So in the spirit of scientific research (are punters knobs bigger or smaller than the national average?) get your cocks and a ruler at the ready, lads and get measuring.

We also want to know who's fishing with tiddlers!

You're a legend in your own lunchtime. Well done sir

 

[punk]

Men who brag abouth the size of their cocks are clearly unsecure 

The same story with their cars 

Insecure,same when they buy the biggest pile going.

[pumps]

Men who brag abouth the size of their cocks are clearly unsecure 

The same story with their cars

I drive a V24 Lamborghini veyron mclaren p2312 F1 - Limited edition.   

 

[Remodez]

I am just under 6 inches length (a little over 6 on a really good day) and 5.5 girth. I use exercises to lengthen and add girth though, so I have gained about half inch in girth since. I do often wonder whether race plays a part, but for the most part there's only about an inch or so (bigger or shorter) between asian/white/black etc. I would like to be 7 inches length and 6 girth, that would be ideal for me and I'm working towards that figure 

[rogercock00]

I too appear to have lost some length which really annoys me tbh, I often think back to not so long ago when I had an iron rod bursting at the seams 

I wonder if I lost a bit of weight and got a bit healthier from a testosterone point of view, I might gain some of it back 

[punk]

I am just under 6 inches length (a little over 6 on a really good day) and 5.5 girth. I use exercises to lengthen and add girth though, so I have gained about half inch in girth since. I do often wonder whether race plays a part, but for the most part there's only about an inch or so (bigger or shorter) between asian/white/black etc. I would like to be 7 inches length and 6 girth, that would be ideal for me and I'm working towards that figure 

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[Remodez]

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haha, not quite. the link is here:

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Must be honest though, results won't come immediately, but with persistence it's certainly legit. I have made gains in a period of about a year on/off, so with persistence i would say most people can gain within 6 months.

here are the exercises and an explanation into penis exercising.

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like i said, if you got the persistence and want to increase your dick it's achievable no matter what the naysayers may think. I don't work with anyone affiliated to the site, you can read through the forum for yourself if you doubt what i say.

[PleadInsanity]

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  I guess thats one way, lol.

[madmania]

haha, not quite. the link is here:

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Must be honest though, results won't come immediately, but with persistence it's certainly legit. I have made gains in a period of about a year on/off, so with persistence i would say most people can gain within 6 months.

here are the exercises and an explanation into penis exercising.

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like i said, if you got the persistence and want to increase your dick it's achievable no matter what the naysayers may think. I don't work with anyone affiliated to the site, you can read through the forum for yourself if you doubt what i say.

Is this actually legit?

I'm 4 inch roughly and would so love to be able to add an inch to that haha

[Remodez]

Is this actually legit?

I'm 4 inch roughly and would so love to be able to add an inch to that haha

Absolutely. It takes time, but you definitely can add length/girth if you're persistent and dedicated. Sign up to their forums and ask a question, they will help you out. There is a beginners routine called P90 (I think) and it's 90 days of manual stretches and girth exercises. If you're focused on both girth and length, you can do one day focusing on girth, and the other focusing on length.

I am pretty sure that quite a few pornstars do penis exercises as you sometimes see a guy with average dick in one scene, then a few months/years later he has a different sized dick. One guy comes to mind is Nacho Vidal who i am pretty sure has done penis exercises, and people on various forums say a similar thing about him. There are others too, like some british asian guy who is a notable pornstar in USA, and I believe he has too.

Read this before you start the penis exercising:

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[fredpunter]

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On a forum for folk who pull their penises I don't want to think about how that thread got sticky

[madmania]

Absolutely. It takes time, but you definitely can add length/girth if you're persistent and dedicated. Sign up to their forums and ask a question, they will help you out. There is a beginners routine called P90 (I think) and it's 90 days of manual stretches and girth exercises. If you're focused on both girth and length, you can do one day focusing on girth, and the other focusing on length.

I am pretty sure that quite a few pornstars do penis exercises as you sometimes see a guy with average dick in one scene, then a few months/years later he has a different sized dick. One guy comes to mind is Nacho Vidal who i am pretty sure has done penis exercises, and people on various forums say a similar thing about him. There are others too, like some british asian guy who is a notable pornstar in USA, and I believe he has too.

Read this before you start the penis exercising:

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Well shit thanks bro! I'll read through everything and give these exercises a whirl!

And if in 6 months I have a bigger dick I'll personally PayPal you the funds for a free punt 

[Remodez]

Well shit thanks bro! I'll read through everything and give these exercises a whirl!

And if in 6 months I have a bigger dick I'll personally PayPal you the funds for a free punt 

Just be warned, make sure to be safe when doing so. I usually warm up my ligaments in my penis by using a wet, hot flannel and both wrapping it around my dick and massaging my groin area with the flannel. What I personally do is boil the kettle, fill a bowl (for use for penis exercise only) with the boiling water, then run a little cold in the bowl to make the water warm (not hot) and then warm up for 5-10 mins, though usually I aim for 6-7 mins. Then I do my stretches etc.

The exercise section on the forum will show you how to perform them, and there's also the forum where you can ask questions in the beginners section. I know the temptation is to sometimes think pulling/stretching harder will make the penis work more, but in fact you have higher chance of injury, so go easy and follow the directions on the forum. I have also seen an increase in harder, more easily achieveable erections, coupled with no watching or masturbating to porn it's going great! There's people of all sizes on that forum, so don't be worried about asking for advice.

[madmania]

Just be warned, make sure to be safe when doing so. I usually warm up my ligaments in my penis by using a wet, hot flannel and both wrapping it around my dick and massaging my groin area with the flannel. What I personally do is boil the kettle, fill a bowl (for use for penis exercise only) with the boiling water, then run a little cold in the bowl to make the water warm (not hot) and then warm up for 5-10 mins, though usually I aim for 6-7 mins. Then I do my stretches etc.

The exercise section on the forum will show you how to perform them, and there's also the forum where you can ask questions in the beginners section. I know the temptation is to sometimes think pulling/stretching harder will make the penis work more, but in fact you have higher chance of injury, so go easy and follow the directions on the forum. I have also seen an increase in harder, more easily achieveable erections, coupled with no watching or masturbating to porn it's going great! There's people of all sizes on that forum, so don't be worried about asking for advice.

Great tips, I'll be sure to take it slow - absolute last thing to want is any injury 

I'll check all the threads and ask around and start when I think I've got a good idea of everything.

Thanks again mate

[webpunter]

Cock exercises - what a load of bollocks 

[Vivago]

I'm 4 inch roughly...

i heard that your OH asked you to give her 8 inches and make her bleed so you fucked her twice and punched her in the nose.

Sorry, I'll get my coat.

[madmania]

i heard that your OH asked you to give her 8 inches and make her bleed so you fucked her twice and punched her in the nose.

Sorry, I'll get my coat.

Jesus christ Dad enough with the jokes what would mum think....

[ciderhead]

There was a rumor amongst the ladies at work that I was very well endowed until they found out it was me who started the rumor

[SamLP]

Porn directors are clammering to sign up the hung folk of UKP for their new production Pornochio

[hungrypunt]

I rememeber the ex talking to her sister in the other room and saying about me having a big dick,I thought lying bitch but Ill take it.... its only as I got closer and heard the tone she was actually calling me a fucking "big dick"

Split up now 

[prince2]

I rememeber the ex talking to her sister in the other room and saying about me having a big dick,I thought lying bitch but Ill take it.... its only as I got closer and heard the tone she was actually calling me a fucking "big dick"

Split up now 

I like it.     

[Dodo]

Well, quite honestly I wish I had 9 inches instead of this big fucker

[webpunter]

Surely Lola Bell managed to make it a bit bigger 

Well, quite honestly I wish I had 9 inches instead of this big fucker

[Rook_ee]

6x6 !!! On my younger days as everyone i always wanted more and to be honest even today if i could i would want few inc more but i have to say that the ladies do and did appreciate more than me so with experience i have to admit i am a nice well balanced tool for them... to be honest if they didnt like...they would not want more of me and the girls i pay always sad much better to be strong with stamina than few incies more than i have and not able to use it all or last for only 12 min and no jam at the end!!! so with my 6inc lenght and 6inc diameter!!! 

[Dodo]

Surely Lola Bell managed to make it a bit bigger 

Tell you what Web, you are absolutely cock on with that observation. 

[punk]

Cock exercises - what a load of bollocks 

I hope not.Its cock increase wanted not bollocks.

[webpunter]

I've got a cock exercise - its called wanking.  I've been doing it for years & it doesn't seem to make littleWP any bigger 

I hope not.Its cock increase wanted not bollocks.

[punk]

I've got a cock exercise - its called wanking.  I've been doing it for years & it doesn't seem to make littleWP any bigger 

 

Thats the cock theory exercise dis proved.

[Vivago]

I've got a cock exercise - its called wanking.  I've been doing it for years & it doesn't seem to make littleWP any bigger 

You must be doing it wrong. Tugging on my cock ALWAYS makes mine grow, albeit temporarily.

[water bottle]

Mine definitely smells bigger than it looks!

[madmania]

Mine definitely smells bigger than it looks!

Smells bigger?

[punk]

Mine definitely smells bigger than it looks!

You may need to see a doctor.

[peter.witless]

I'm wondering if everyone measures in the same way? I place a ruler on top of my cock, touching, but not pressing into, my abdomen. girth I measure just behind the head.

Mine's just over 5" long and 4.5" in girth, erect. Funnily enough I've never had a civvie tell me I'm too small, either they just don't want to hurt my feelings, or 99% of guys exaggerate to hell & gone.

When I'm cold it can shrink to under 1", but general flaccid length is 2"

At 50 it's taking longer to get erect, but once up performs quite well. I generally dont see a lot of prossies, but am rather well known at one or two of the chinese massage parlours 

[madmania]

I'm wondering if everyone measures in the same way? I place a ruler on top of my cock, touching, but not pressing into, my abdomen. girth I measure just behind the head.

Mine's just over 5" long and 4.5" in girth, erect. Funnily enough I've never had a civvie tell me I'm too small, either they just don't want to hurt my feelings, or 99% of guys exaggerate to hell & gone.

When I'm cold it can shrink to under 1", but general flaccid length is 2"

At 50 it's taking longer to get erect, but once up performs quite well. I generally dont see a lot of prossies, but am rather well known at one or two of the chinese massage parlours 

Just means you are a grow-er and not a show-er.

And they've probably never said you were small because you about as average as it gets lol. 5.5 is the average length and 4.5 is average girth - also measuring from the top gives you a smaller length than from the side or underneath which is where most measure from so you're likely even closer to 5.5 or even 6 

[water bottle]

Just means you are a grow-er and not a show-er.

And they've probably never said you were small because you about as average as it gets lol. 5.5 is the average length and 4.5 is average girth - also measuring from the top gives you a smaller length than from the side or underneath which is where most measure from so you're likely even closer to 5.5 or even 6 

Most blokes measure from their arse hole!

[madmania]

Most blokes measure from their arse hole!

Oh really? I've been doing it all wrong!

In that case I'm not 4 inches I'm 9 - no wonder all the girls refuse to do anal because too big baby too big

[Dodo]

Most blokes measure from their arse hole!

[Happylad]

I heard this years ago from a nurse who worked with geriatric patients but wasn't sure whether it was a wind up to all the blokes in the group (it certainly had a few worried faces).
The way she put it is that your nose and ears keep growing but your dick shrinks and receeds back into your body, is this actually true 

Well, I`m 86, and mine hasn`t started receding yet, and it still seems to do the job ok

[madmania]

Well, I`m 86, and mine hasn`t started receding yet, and it still seems to do the job ok

Damn. On the one hand mad respect - I hope to still be active and up for it at your age

But on the other hand I feel weird thinking that someone older than my great grandpa is still doing it, when I think of him sitting in the old folks home not quite there anymore watching repeats of old western films over and over again   

sorry for being depressing, I think it's more I just wish he'd kept the vigour of youth and I'm sad at how much he's shrunk as a person and become more and more quiet and introverted as the years have gone on. Hearing of someone like you just makes the difference between his attitude and outlook on life increasingly apparant.

Fuck me boys, apologies for going a bit against the idea of an all in good fun thread lol.

Maybe I'll suggest punting to him see what he thinks about banging some hot totty once more 

[broksonic]

Never ever measured mine but I can see by just looking that it's small

[strokeyjoe]

Only the other day a girl said to me, "give me 12 inches and make me bleed"... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the nose!!!!! 

Seriously though, average 6 here...my other half says I hit the spot (G that is!!) most of the time, and I really don't care what a WG thinks!!!

[MrDeviousD]

7" cock on a good day with 100kgs behind it to bang it in with 

[joe diddley]

Mine's twelve inches but I don't use it as a rule.

[mrpeterman]

My mate always said his was big enough to fill a Pram, my ex said she had a fella before getting with me who was hung like a donkey, couldn't fuck him as it hurt her  taking it all, too big to suck it all as she had gag reflex so she would just wank it for him...

Said mine was just right size, so why did she leave me for him after 7 years?

[madmania]

My mate always said his was big enough to fill a Pram, my ex said she had a fella before getting with me who was hung like a donkey, couldn't fuck him as it hurt her  taking it all, too big to suck it all as she had gag reflex so she would just wank it for him...

Said mine was just right size, so why did she leave me for him after 7 years?

Sorry to hear that mate - hope you're alright

[HKS15]

Mine's just under 7 inches. Girls tell me it's big, but it doesn't look anything special to me. Never bothered to measure the girth.

[peter purves]

Sizing up: women prefer slightly larger penises, new study reveals

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