Before writing the review I e-mailed Tanya and told her how disappointed I had been with the discrepancy between the promise of her web site profile and the actual expereince. Her reply is printed below
Hi David!
Im really really sorry about that! It was a long week and late night and I could feel it too it wasn't what it is usually. Also sometimes the main thing is missing which is chemistry for both side. Its not anyones fault we are only humans and its something I cant possible force not for you or me. Probably you could still find what you are looking for with someone else.
Good luck in future and thanks for letting me know your opinion I take some advice of it and probably rewrite my profile to make sure I dont misslead anyone again.
Have a good day. I hope I haven't broken any rules, After receiving her reply above I sent Tanya this review in case I made made any factual errors, she has not disagreed with anything I have written.
The Review
Review on Miss Sexy Tanya
External Link/Members OnlyMeeting 20:15 Southampton Friday 24th March
I had decided not to post any reviews until I had some experience, but my first time experience was so awful I feel it only fair to warn other punters not to make the mistakes I did.
This is a first time punters review. So perhaps needs to be read against a background that I have nothing else to measure what happened against. I have learned a lot quickly (but wish I hadn’t). Firstly I had a specific reason (apart from the obvious) for venturing into the world of escorts for the first time post age 60. I will write about the reasons in another section as it’s not relevant to this review but I think will be of interest to men over 55. It also needs to be born in mind that this was a last booking on Friday night (starting 20:15) Maybe Tanya was tired, but she should have turned the booking down if she was unable to perform. Tanya was the girl on her profile.
Marking
Copywriting on web site 10/10 Promises passionate slippery sex
Experience measured
against promise 0/10
Appearance 7/10 Tanya is attractive but had made no effort to present herself
COMMS 10/10 (wish they hadn’t been would have saved me £100)
Preparation for my visit 0/10 None obvious
Facilities 1/10 the shower worked even if the bed was collapsing
Venue 0/10 had all the appearance of an untidy students bed sit
Ambience/atmosphere 2/10 Difficult to achieve anything bearing in mind the above
The actual meet.
I was driving down from Fleet in Hampshire; I set the sat nav to the post code she gave me. When I got near Southampton I started to get a bit worried as it seemed to be taking me to very different area than was alluded to in her AW field reports, which is quite a nice area. I ended up in a less salubrious area of Southampton, parked up and rang her at 20:08. She said wait for a few minutes so she could get ready for me (No obvious sign she used that time other than to take her day clothes off). I found the address, she let me in quickly and ushered me into a front room on the right. Some small talk introductions. Tanya was wearing a red bra and panties almost certainly M&S, Interesting that the panties never came off; I got the impression that like so many other things that was out of bounds. I gave a white envelope containing £100, she vanished for a few minutes, when she came back, she led me to the shower. Getting to the shower involved walking through the other front room past two other girls sitting on a sofa playing with their phones. (Tanya said that they were WG’s and it was their flat and she just used the room when they were not using it) She told me later that she was unable to use her own flat due to nosey neighbours. I had a shower; she was waiting to lead me back to the front room (past the two other girls) where the time was to be spent. We sat and chatted for couple of minutes, she suggested a massage to break the ice. She undressed me rather like a window dresser might take the clothes of a window dummy. I lay down and Tanya oiled up and started a massage. All over would be a gross overstatement and I have been massaged a number of times in my life, Tanya knows nothing about massage. She kept leaping up as the background music was supplied from a radio playing on her phone and needed adjusting frequently. She said turn over, and she removed her bra and I thought this is where it starts. How wrong I was, after stroking my front with her breasts a few times, she started on the hand job. The hand job was stimulating, but next problem if I moved the bed started to collapse, OK it could only fall a foot or so but was very unsettling and would have broken any sensual mood had it been present. I had this feeling that somewhere on the wall was a schedule that Tanya was working to. Massage 5 mins. Turn over massage 5 mins. Hand job get punter out. I think she found it hard to make me come which must have been frustrating. While this was going on I tried to salvage something but any attempt to touch her was rebuffed. She made it clear that any touching was only that which she instigated, although she did allow sucking her nipples. I was not allowed to lie on top of her or was she prepared to lie on top of me, she said I was heavy (87 kilos) I was rebuffed over any tactile engagement as she said that allowing men to cuddle her made her think about it in the night and she wasn’t happy to have any memories. Eventually I came, we chatted for a while (not touching in any way) and then a knock on her door indicated that one of the other girls in the house was signifying time up. Got dressed, walked down the road to car and thought is that really what you get for £100. I might add that I am clean shaven, keep myself clean, I don’t smoke, weigh around 87 kilos, and have all my own teeth and a full head of hair. She guessed my age at mid-fifties so I don’t think she found me objectionable (even if that was relevant) I think she just hates the situation she is in, wishes she didn’t have to do it and manages to compartmentalise what she does by avoiding any body to body contact apart from using her hands and breasts to stimulate and get the client to come.
As I walked back to my car, I started to wonder if this wasn’t a set up. The Fawlty Towers WG boudoir or had I been stitched up by a reality show to see how bad it could be before I objected.
The mistakes I made
Booking an hour first time, (never again)
Believing the web site profile
Not doing enough research
Not noticing the fact that reviews for Tanya on Adult work are over two years old. Her situation has changed dramatically since these were written.
Not asking enough questions when I met Tanya which I hope would have persuaded me to leave without paying
Postscript
I travelled to the venue with a high degree of excitement and anticipation. I left feeling very disappointed and a little bit guilty at having to try and persuade Tanya (unsuccessfully) to confirm to the offer she made on her website, I felt conned. Tanya makes it obvious that she really doesn’t enjoy what she does, she does not respect herself for doing it and I suspect has no respect for gullible clients who can be persuaded to part with £100 for a superficial and mechanical experience of ejaculation. She asked me if I would go out with a girl who did what she did; I think this question is very indicative. She told me she has done it for 6 years and has regular clients, (mostly post age 50) I find difficult to believe she treats them the way she treated me and they come back, They must have a desperate need to get off. Tanya is a lovely girl, if you found yourself sitting next to her in an airport waiting lounge she would be fun to chat with. But £100 for a superficial rub and tug? (I am learning the lingo now by reading other reviews). I am amazed that she must have so many clients that she has no interest at all in making sure a first time client is satisfied, which might lead to repeat bookings, or even recommendations. It is obvious that even in the rudimentary circumstances she has to work in there are at least half dozen things she could do to make the time enjoyable for clients.
Would I go back, absolutely not?
If she had an attitude makeover, made her website truthful, put herself on a 2 week WG refresher course, found suitable premises to work from and assured me she had turned over a new leaf I would probable give her a second chance at some point in the future. But that’s just me being soft I suspect.
Additional Postscript
I decided (to use the old adage that says if you fall off your bike best thing is to get back on ride, no intentional puns here) to make an appointment next morning with another girl. Totally amazing. At least 1000% better than my experience with Tanya, amazing fun. Booked for half hour but enjoying so much extended eventually paying £90 for 1 hour 20 mins with a girl who really enjoys and was determined to find and press every erotic button I have. Will make a second booking then post a review. Cannot understand how girls like Tanya get any clients with competetion this good.
