Gotta be Cocktopussy
cOctopussy is in the can!
As hoped, I managed to set up the cheesy Bond porn parody, and it has been successfully completed. This was with
Miss Lilith External Link/Members Only here in Brum. As promised if successful here is the review
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=347763.0From the 'filming' point of view here are some extras not included in the review:
Positive towards filmingAs others have said - some SPs are up for filming, others just have 'Being Filmed' on their list. There is a world of difference between them; Lilith really bought into the role play, and had a real sense of humour at the cheesiness, but also enthusiasm. She is a professional and her attitude made it really work.
Use a camera, not a phone – if you canShe was not surprised that I brought 3 cameras, as I had done this previously. (1x at the side of the bed, 1x at the bottom of the bed - set them up, hit record, and stop at the end. The small hand-held for those special shots!) However, I had also had some time to plan the role play and the filming - you need to book Lilith in advance. Props, tuxedo, prompt boards (yes, sad
, but true!) for a few well chosen, but slightly modified 'Bond' lines. She even ad-libbed a bit.
"I admire your courage, Miss.......?" "I admire your cock, Mr......?"
"So, you're the new Double-O; Double-O Nine?" "No, Mr Bond, I'm not the new Double-O Nine, not even the new Double-O 69 !"
PlanningI definitely had too much time on my hands for the planning, but this was because my booking was 3 weeks away. However, do plan what you want from the filming eg. POV, one camera in one position, etc. If you don't you'll waste valuable punting time trying to be a film director. Also, assess the room immediately you walk in as to where to put the camera – if this takes longer than a couple of minutes in might spoil the mood!
Anyway, I was pleased with the result. Good luck to all you film-makers
James Bond will Return……or should that be…..James Bond will cum again