Country Matters

[Loverat]

I live in the country, an hour or more from the nearest city.
I have a very poor mobile signal - text possible occasionally but no conversation.  It can take days to set up a punt (I am fussy with whom) and I have to drive for miles.

I'be been messed around twice in the last few days. The last one, I drove an hour and a half, only to be let down.  I had taken a Cialis for added enjoyment. I like Cialis but the effects last for ages. So I am sat at home, with the slightest horny thought creating an insistent and powerful pushing against my zip.

I'm hoping that Little Caprice will get a puncture in the lane and come to the door - willing to trade an hour or so  her time in return for a lift to the garage. I hope she won't mind the dog.

I know that around the country, in a massive swell of economic activity, crisp notes are changing hands. Mouths and pussies are being entered, orgasms given and received. From gentle handjobs to rough doggy, girls are at work. Billions of microscopic tadpoles are exploding forth, into vaginas and throats, splashed on faces and tits and bums. Cocks are throbbing, fannies swelling open and glistening with juices.
Oh to be in London, where the opportunities are phone call and a tube ride away.
You guys don't know how lucky you are.

Enough of the fantasy and back to some serious searching.....

[GalaxyMan]

Check out Wi-Fi calling....... I believe now available for Android too

GM

[Watts.E.Dunn]

If your broadband is any good you could get a Sure-Signal from Vodafone they do work quite well.

Or else move but that's another can of worms;!.

Don't however come to mid Anglia as its a punters desert, but the upside is London's 30 quid away by train providing you have a "lawful excuse" to disappear there;)..

[anyfucker]

one of the downsides of living in the country, have to drive to everywhere can't stroll down the road to a pub, restaurant, cinema, theatre
kids can't ride bikes in road as too dangerous
I'm glad i live in London.

[Loverat]

Don't however come to mid Anglia as its a punters desert

Too late for that advice.

[Zeusthedoc]

Check out Wi-Fi calling....... I believe now available for Android too

GM

yeah - the c*nt at 3 tried to sell me on that basis.
I told him that I fucking left EE (the mobile operator and not a WG) for that fucking reason.
It is unacceptable that I don't get a decent signal in my own fucking living room.

sucks about the mobile signal - out of interest who was the timewasting WG that fucked you about?

[Horizontal pleasures]

Please say roughly where you are if you need some tips, meanwhile I use EE (T-Mobile) G4 dongle on my laptop for emails and it works fine. How about Skype?

[Loverat]

G4 - what's that? No way.
It's the inconvenience of not being able to call (and sometimes not even to text) on the punting phone.
I'm OK for landline and pretty good broadband.
Only antenna for miles is EE so stuck with them. They don't sell their booster wifi gizmos anymore but keep saying they are launching wifi calling soon.

[Zeusthedoc]

G4 - what's that? No way.
It's the inconvenience of not being able to call (and sometimes not even to text) on the punting phone.
I'm OK for landline and pretty good broadband.
Only antenna for miles is EE so stuck with them. They don't sell their booster wifi gizmos anymore but keep saying they are launching wifi calling soon.

They tried selling me a signal booster that plugs in at home - but I'd have to re-sign another 24 months contract.....
might be useful to enquire about that.