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External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI was a bit torn about the rating on this one. Either a low positive or a high neutral. I went with the latter because I didn't come away from the punt exhilarated and happy that my £200 for an hour with Victoria had been well spent. I came away thinking that, yes, there had been positive moments, but it was very far from the non-stop erotic action that her previous reviews had led me to expect.
Comms: Clear and efficient. I wasn't able to make a phone call as her profile emphatically requests so I sent her an AW message specifying a date and time three days in advance. She replied the next morning to say yes and asked me to put in an AW booking. I did so, then rang her on the day to confirm. The address of the building came in a text and I called from her doorstep at precisely 8pm as arranged.
The place: Small but clean and functional flat on the top floor of a big old house on one of the main roads in Notting Hill. About 10 minutes on foot from Notting Hill Gate tube. She was leaving the next day (which is today as I write).
The girl: Her appearance was the first disappointment. She's put on just enough weight since her profile pics were taken to look significantly less sexy, with a bit of a barrel shape to her midriff. Her cheeks are slightly chubbier, too, which somehow makes her face less feminine. I don't think you'd spot her as trans as a stranger in the street, but when you know she is, it's obvious. Her attitude was cooler than I'd expected and I never felt we clicked. Perhaps I contributed to that with what I chose to wear.
The punter: As I have said in a couple of previous reviews, I am an occasional cross-dresser. Just before leaving home I decided it would make me feel sexier during the session if I wore my open-crotch fishnet tights plus lacy black open-crotch knickers with matching bra and a flimsy micro-skirt. All of these hidden under my jeans, jacket and T-shirt while I was travelling. (I was particularly careful not to get run over by any buses.)
Although Victoria seemed to take this in her stride when she came back into the bedroom to find I had stripped down to the feminine stuff, I got the feeling that she wasn't too impressed and maybe, just maybe, that's one reason she was cooler than I'd expected.
The services: A weird kind of kissing (details later), me giving her OWO, me rimming her, then 69 with OWO both ways, frottage, her fucking me in three positions, more OWO and rimming (me on her), her fucking me again, then a combination of 69 and her wanking me to completion. I tried to make her cum with deep-throat OWO but it didn't happen.
The action: Victoria was a fraction taller than me in her towering heels and black lingerie and as we stood face to face kissing she was doing a kind of vertical goldfish gulp with her mouth which I found off-putting. It wasn't lip-kissing and it wasn't French kissing; it was just weird. After a bit of bum and back caressing I started fondling her crotch through her panties (her cock was tucked away at this point) but she made no move to reciprocate.
I knelt down, and at my prompting she unfurled her cock for me to take it in my mouth. While flaccid it was about four inches long but impressively fat. I gave it a good deep sucking and it soon grew to perhaps a fraction short of seven inches with a solid girth along its full length. I could deep throat it for short spells but needed to come up for air.
At this stage Victoria was contributing very little, appearing to have no enthusiasm and showing no signs of pleasure. At my instigation we moved to the bed. She face-fucked me until I needed a break. After giving her balls a warm mouth bath I asked her to turn round and sit on my face so I could rim her. She did seem to like this and after a few minutes lowered herself to take my cock in her mouth for the first time. Nothing like deep throat but still very pleasurable. She shifted position after a while so that it was her cock going into my mouth rather than her bumhole. I ventured an exploratory finger into her arse but it was firmly pushed away.
Then I asked to fuck her. "No," she said. "Why not?" I asked. "I don't do that... I'm too tight," she replied. Well she certainly used to if the reviews here are any guide, though I hadn't read the one from March this year where she told the punter she'd given up being topped.
"But your profile says Top Versatile," I persisted. "Versatile means I suck your cock and things like that," she explained. "But I don't get topped."
Oh bugger. Or in this case, no bugger. My often-unreliable prick was as solid as a rock at this point and I'm sure it would have lasted a reasonable time inside her tight bumhole even after the condom went on.
So after a bit of rather sexy frottage I got her to fuck me. We started in missionary with a firm pillow under my bum and my fishnet-clad legs high in the air. Victoria took it very slowly at first but I'd already primed my tailpipe with dildos and there was only the tiniest frisson of pain when she pushed herself all the way in. I asked her to fuck me harder and she upped both the pace and the force.
Being fucked by Victoria was the best part of this session. Especially when she managed to keep her cock inside me while sucking the end my dick. That was a first for me and one of the most delicious sensations my body has every experienced. She did it again later, too.
We switched to doggie-style on the bed, then with me on the edge of the bed and her standing. She took it all the way out and pushed it all the way in many, many times and I got a lot of pleasure out of it, though no prostate orgasm.
Once we were back to her fucking my face I asked if she could cum for me. "No, I don't think so," she said rather dismissively. I thought maybe she was shagged out from earlier punters but in fact she told me later than I'd been her only booking that day.
After another short bout of missionary anal in which she briefly sucked me at the same time (I really could get addicted to that) we got into a sideways 69 position. I knew that her very short list of Adultwork preferences did not include CIM and when it was clear I was near to a climax she took her mouth away and wanked me to a finish. It felt very good all the same. We were on the 55-minute mark.
After cleaning ourselves up we had a brief social chat. She seemed much less cool towards me now but it was too late in the day to make any difference to how I felt about the punt.
It certainly had its moments of pure pleasure, but if the glorious TS Sofia is the high bar for £200-an-hour TS SPs (I saw Sofia a couple of years ago when she was still £150) then Victoria fell a long way short of that standard.
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