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Author Topic: Anyone like to join me?  (Read 1341 times)

Spotjos

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Hello all, this is going to sound random, but I’ve got a request for anyone that is in or around the area of Melksham.
I’m spending the night here on my own and enjoying my own stimulating company if you get my drift.
But I wouldn’t mind being joined by someone who would be like minded in joining me, not for sex or physical contact of any kind, but to be next to each other and sharing an intimate past time.
You can be male or female, but I would like us to h e contact via email before we meet and set the rules and boundaries so there is no cross wires.
If anyone is interested in being spontaneous this evening, do let me know.
Thanks all, and happy punting.

John

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Offline ico23

Or FabGuys. It'll be cheaper !  :rolleyes:


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I'm intrigued as to what this meet would be about as there is to be no sex or intimate contact but just to be next to each other "and sharing an intimate past (sic) time"  ? What's that about ?  Rummey ? Whist ? Crotcheting ? Patchwork Quilting ? Stamp Collecting ?

Please enlighten me as it sounds very VERY boring.

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Quite a popular swingers club in Melksham. All else fails get there

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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posted on other site he basically doesnt want to pay an escort he wants them to do it for free..... :wackogirl:
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Offline ico23

But there's no sex Rebecca so that's fine !!!    :D

I've always found Melksham an odd place. Not as bad as Trowbridge mind, they're properly weird there.

Spotjos

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posted on other site he basically doesnt want to pay an escort he wants them to do it for free..... :wackogirl:
no Rebecca that’s not fair to say that, I’m obviously not expecting a pro to enquire hun x

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so you expect  newbie escort to do it for free :unknown: im sooo lost ?
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Offline ico23

So why would you ask on a pro site then OP ?

Ask on Fabswingers or Fabguys , or indeed Grindr. 

Spotjos

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so you expect  newbie escort to do it for free :unknown: im sooo lost ?
are we all here in the same capacity? I know what you mean, but us punters do come here too. X

Spotjos

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But there's no sex Rebecca so that's fine !!!    :D

I've always found Melksham an odd place. Not as bad as Trowbridge mind, they're properly weird there.
why did hitler miss it! Fool.

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are we all here in the same capacity? I know what you mean, but us punters do come here too. X

]you make no sence....
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Offline ico23

Correct. He makes no sense and the insults have started being dished out in B.A. Baracas style. FOOL !

I was going to tell about a guy I started talking to on Grindr one evening that led to a whole different night indeed, never to be forgotten, and it wasn't the least bit gay !  Don't think I'll bother now.

James999

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posted on other site he basically doesnt want to pay an escort he wants them to do it for free.....

You're the girl then  :thumbsup:

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OP's gone. The administrator is right on the ball.  :thumbsup:

Offline nigel4498

OP's gone. The administrator is right on the ball.  :thumbsup:
Didn't take Admin long after the report post  :thumbsup:

Offline ico23

If admin banned everyone from West Wilts it would save a lot of bother.  :bomb:

Anyway. I did message the OP after his tempting offer and offered to pop around for a stimulating evening of ........errr.....ummm......tapestry !

And offered him a damned good cock flogging and ass shagging but the weaving won out !
« Last Edit: March 22, 2018, 11:49:43 pm by ico23 »

Offline Chatte Noir

I don’t think it’s a Troll just a Wrong un.

Offline ciderhead

posted on other site he basically doesnt want to pay an escort he wants them to do it for free..... :wackogirl:
You mean to say the ladies charge for there time, shit no wonder I can't get a booking  :D

Offline HawkG

Correct. He makes no sense and the insults have started being dished out in B.A. Baracas style. FOOL !


To be fair, the “fool” comment was aimed at Hitler not us. Wasn’t it?

Offline JoshuaJay

This is an amusing thread.  It seems that Spotjos made a complete twat of himself!  That Hitler reference was particularly lame.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2018, 12:03:22 pm by JoshuaJay »

Offline finn5555

so you expect  newbie escort to do it for free :unknown: im sooo lost ?

Right up your street Rebecca I think he wants someone to talk to him  :D

Offline Chatte Noir

No volunteers to spend some time with the Wrong un then ?  :wackogirl:

Offline Chatte Noir

Looks like he’s been locked back up in his padded cell anyway .

Offline HawkG

Reading the OP properly, it seems that the request was for someone else to wank with him.

I’d have thought it wouldn’t be that hard to find wankers in Melksham

Offline rudolph hucker

Reading the OP properly, it seems that the request was for someone else to wank with him.

I’d have thought it wouldn’t be that hard to find wankers in Melksham

 :D :D