annoying things some escorts do

[FlaccidChimp]

I would like to hear some annoying things escorts have done to you.

Last week I was cumming then she stopped as it was happening. It's happened to me around 4-5 times before during my punting career and it annoyed me every time. Whether it's a handjob or riding or whatever I dislike when the woman stops before my pipes are drained. I don't know if anyone actually likes when SP's do this.

[MysteryManNo.7]

That's something I also hate. I make sure to tell them now that if she's on top and I'm going to cum with her in that position, don't jump off and start cleaning the second I've cum. The best orgasms I've had have been from girls who are riding me to completion and then stay 'docked' continuing with snogging or best of all, flexing her kegels rhymically. If she times that right I've managed to cum a second time almost immediately.

Can't think of many other annoyances other than obvious ones such as short timing, her running late coming out of my time etc but have had a few encounters that could have been annoying but ended up being funny these being for my first ever threesome both girls decided they wanted me to finish on their faces with them kneeling in front of me. I erupt way more than we expected and almost immediately after giving them each a deposit they decide to abort, letting go of my cock which springs up and ends up friendly firing my own face! Annoying as the orgasm was a tad ruined but we did all fall about laughing like idiots for a good while.

Another was similar, escort wanted me to blow all over her tits and body whilst she masturbated. She positioned herself sitting on the edge of the bed, legs spread touching herself and giving it a load of dirty talk, how turned on she was seeing me touch myself to her, how much she wanted it etc then I of course climax, warning her just before and as with the previous story, it's a lot and quite forceful. Most of it goes on her chest and breasts as she wanted but a few spurts got on her face and hair. She got quite upset at this saying I'd ruined her makeup and hair etc though thankfully very quickly saw the funny side and calmed down before we both laughed about it. Annoyed me initially as she was the one who really wanted this finish and got upset when she got it but she did calm down quickly at least.

[jamiekinkxxx]

I would like to hear some annoying things escorts have done to you.

Last week I was cumming then she stopped as it was happening. It's happened to me around 4-5 times before during my punting career and it annoyed me every time. Whether it's a handjob or riding or whatever I dislike when the woman stops before my pipes are drained. I don't know if anyone actually likes when SP's do this.

ruined orgasm! Some people (subs) pay good money for that! 

[Dipper]

I would like to hear some annoying things escorts have done to you.

Last week I was cumming then she stopped as it was happening. It's happened to me around 4-5 times before during my punting career and it annoyed me every time. Whether it's a handjob or riding or whatever I dislike when the woman stops before my pipes are drained. I don't know if anyone actually likes when SP's do this.

Agree. Ruined orgasms aren’t for me either. Keep that action and pace going right up to the over sensitive point is how I like it. Drained to the max with full force, for full prostate exercise. 

[RandomGuy99]

Wet wiping your cock

[Mr Sinister]

Lack of effort/laziness especially when it comes to changing positions

Hiding behind the door upon entry

Making you wait outside the front door for 5 minutes leaving you with the feeling of being exposed

"Cum bby cum"

Being doubled booked

[RandomGuy99]

Lack of effort/laziness especially when it comes to changing positions

Hiding behind the door upon entry

Making you wait outside the front door for 5 minutes leaving you with the feeling of being exposed

"Cum bby cum"

Being doubled booked

Hiding behind the door on entry is to ensure anyone walking by doesn't see them all dolled up or in a dressing gown at 2pm on a cold wet Tuesday. I quite like the reveal when the door closes and the fun begins

[RandomGuy99]

When they undress themselves

[lewisjones23]

Blatent lies on the AW like list and not just the ones who tick everything

[windowlicker]

Condom on floppy dick.

[alabama1]

Hiding behind the door on entry is to ensure anyone walking by doesn't see them all dolled up or in a dressing gown at 2pm on a cold wet Tuesday. I quite like the reveal when the door closes and the fun begins

It's also used (and probably more so) to stop you walking if you don't like the look of her. You can still walk when you are inside the room of course, but it's easier if you haven't set foot in the room with the door closed behind you.

[mr.bluesky]

Service providers who when giving a happy ending they go at it like a jackhammer,  some SP's forget your cock is flesh and blood . It's surprising how many are good at giving a sensual  massage but have no idea how to handle a cock when doing the happy ending 

[Hardman123]

Wet wiping your cock

Can you elaborate

[lewisjones23]

Can you elaborate

literally what he said

some WG get a wet wipe out and ' clean ' your nob with it, as if that will do anything positive

some do it even if a punter is fresh out the shower

[willie loman]

Hiding behind the door on entry is to ensure anyone walking by doesn't see them all dolled up or in a dressing gown at 2pm on a cold wet Tuesday. I quite like the reveal when the door closes and the fun begins

i would agree that is the main and understandable reason, and cannot understand why some folk dont get it.

[daviemac]

i would agree that is the main and understandable reason, and cannot understand why some folk dont get it.

Most escorts I've seen answer the door in their skimpies so I would have thought it obvious they aren't going to stand in full view.

[MissWolf]

literally what he said

some WG get a wet wipe out and ' clean ' your nob with it, as if that will do anything positive

some do it even if a punter is fresh out the shower

It's not something I do on a regular basis but I've had more than one client go for a shower and when I roll his foreskin back to give him a BJ it's full of cheese, I like cheese just not knob cheese it's  the issue is lots of guys don't pull their foreskin back to wash underneath it.

I also give them a choice of returning to the shower to do it properly as I show them why I'm cleaning it, I'm nice like that 

The other reason I may get a wet wipe out is if a guy goes to the loo for a piss on arrival, I show them to the bathroom and say clearly, there is the sink, the soap and a fresh towel to wash your hands and your cock in the sink once you have finished,  most of them never even turn on the tap, so again I politely say, if you would like a BJ then would you like to go back and wash your hands and cock or shall I do it for you with a wet wipe? Most of them go for the WW option.

Stuff like this is what prompts some escorts to use a WW as a matter of course   

[MissWolf]

Most escorts I've seen answer the door in their skimpies so I would have thought it obvious they aren't going to stand in full view.

Exactly I get asked for skimpy lingerie,  naked and all sorts of combinations,  my door opens to the street and I don't want to whip it wide open and be in full view thanks.

Even when touring and working from apartment blocks I wouldn't open it fully and stand in the open doorway, it's not exactly discreet.

[Lou2019]

It's not something I do on a regular basis but I've had more than one client go for a shower and when I roll his foreskin back to give him a BJ it's full of cheese, I like cheese just not knob cheese it's  the issue is lots of guys don't pull their foreskin back to wash underneath it.

I also give them a choice of returning to the shower to do it properly as I show them why I'm cleaning it, I'm nice like that 

The other reason I may get a wet wipe out is if a guy goes to the loo for a piss on arrival, I show them to the bathroom and say clearly, there is the sink, the soap and a fresh towel to wash your hands and your cock in the sink once you have finished,  most of them never even turn on the tap, so again I politely say, if you would like a BJ then would you like to go back and wash your hands and cock or shall I do it for you with a wet wipe? Most of them go for the WW option.

Stuff like this is what prompts some escorts to use a WW as a matter of course   

+1

[ShadowProclamation]

When did AdultWork messaging, via mobiles, become the main method of communication? On the day of a booking, a text or phone call is less likely to cut out and be received. Plus, you don't have tits popping up on your phone as you are walking to the location.

[lewisjones23]

It's not something I do on a regular basis but I've had more than one client go for a shower and when I roll his foreskin back to give him a BJ it's full of cheese, I like cheese just not knob cheese it's  the issue is lots of guys don't pull their foreskin back to wash underneath it.

I also give them a choice of returning to the shower to do it properly as I show them why I'm cleaning it, I'm nice like that 

The other reason I may get a wet wipe out is if a guy goes to the loo for a piss on arrival, I show them to the bathroom and say clearly, there is the sink, the soap and a fresh towel to wash your hands and your cock in the sink once you have finished,  most of them never even turn on the tap, so again I politely say, if you would like a BJ then would you like to go back and wash your hands and cock or shall I do it for you with a wet wipe? Most of them go for the WW option.

Stuff like this is what prompts some escorts to use a WW as a matter of course   

Fair enough, I can't get my head around punters not being clean if fresh out the shower but it obviously happens

Personally speaking I'd die of shame if a WG said that she needed to clean me still after a shower but each to their own, sure I read somewhere at some point that a WG had a punter that took pleasure out of turning up dirty as he then got off on that the WG didn't really want to provide the service

[lewisjones23]

When did AdultWork messaging, via mobiles, become the main method of communication? On the day of a booking, a text or phone call is less likely to cut out and be received. Plus, you don't have tits popping up on your phone as you are walking to the location.

It hasn't

I haven't tried to book a single WG in years that has directed me to use AW over normal text

[RandomGuy99]

Can you elaborate

Some SPs just wet wipe your cock as standard. It's annoying when you've carefully prepared yourself by having a shower including pulling back your foreskin to give your cock a good clean and the first thing they do before they suck your cock is to give it a thorough wipe down with a wet wipe. I understand why they do it and I never object. It's just a bit annoying.

And I pull back the foreskin on my cock and give it a good clean every day as part of my standard shower routine.

[RandomGuy99]

It's also used (and probably more so) to stop you walking if you don't like the look of her. You can still walk when you are inside the room of course, but it's easier if you haven't set foot in the room with the door closed behind you.

I don't think it's done for that reason. It just keeps them out of view of the neighbours and also the cold.  You can just stand there in the hallway and wait for the door to close behind you. If you don't like who you see before you, then you can make your excuses and walk. No harm done.

[Lou2019]

I don't think it's done for that reason. It just keeps them out of view of the neighbours and also the cold.  You can  :scare:just stand there in the hallway and wait for the door to close behind you. If you don't like who you see before you, then you can make your excuses and walk. No harm done.

Correct  especially in hotels, you can guarantee if you didn’t there would be a cleaner outside, or someone coming in or out of the room opposite just in time to see you in all your glory 

[Coriniumstud]

Stink of Shit when they climb over for a 69

[MysteryManNo.7]

I really don't get the upset that is caused by escorts having a quick once over with a wetwipe. I receive endless compliments on my hygiene and always make sure to shower, brush teeth and be very well groomed for every single escort I see but even so sometimes they wetwipe even though they know I've just showered seemingly as a matter of course.

If they insist on something ridiculous like wet-wiping every few minutes then that's not on but having a quick once over with one if it makes her happy, relaxed and ensures she gives a good service, I'm not understanding the consternation it causes. 

[ShadowProclamation]

It hasn't

I haven't tried to book a single WG in years that has directed me to use AW over normal text

A recent booking would only use that method and not switch. She was also reviewed by someone else around the time of my booking. Plus she tried to push my slot forward. I suspect a double booking. Get two lined up, then bin one of them. Another of my pet hates. Particularly when you travel a long way for a meeting.

[Bonker]

Telling me about the sad/bad stuff in their lives.  I'm not an insensitive guy but I don't want to hear it on a punt.

[pythondan]

I saw a girl I liked recently but the playlist she had one included some artists that I have disliked for decades and really put a downer on the punt - Phil Collins, Simply Red and more tedious 80's crap 

I guess I should have asked her to change it for something more enjoyable (to me).

[RandomGuy99]

Telling me about the sad/bad stuff in their lives.  I'm not an insensitive guy but I don't want to hear it on a punt.

I think being an SP can sometimes be a lonely job, so when they get an SS and time for a chat some of them like to chat. They are after all humans with emotions and real lives, so it does no harm to have a chat with them if it makes them feel better.

[mr.bluesky]

I saw a girl I liked recently but the playlist she had one included some artists that I have disliked for decades and really put a downer on the punt - Phil Collins, Simply Red and more tedious 80's crap 

I guess I should have asked her to change it for something more enjoyable (to me).

It could be worse, have you ever been to a Chinese rub and tug place where they play Chinese music in the background 

[catweazle]

Having agreed on the extras in a massage shop, lying there with a stonking election, then she wants paying there and then.  I understand  why but it's irritating.

[Strawberry]

SPs have responded to a few points, the one I would like to mention is the stopping too soon. Frustrating however some men are difficult to read, even long-term regulars can be quiet (or as I say in a nice way 'Poker Face' cummers)and some will continue to thrust for sometime after orgasm either for their own pleasure or thinking they are giving me further pleasure. Thrusting after ejaculation runs the risk of semen being forced towards the band end of the condom which although is a good seal isn't 100%, particularly if the penis is less erect than when the condom was applied. Also if using Pasante Unique these condoms do not have a ring seal, granted the film is smoothed on over the penis but does become loose as the erection abates. Some men can stay hard for the second ejaculation but I still prefer to not be gambling with a cum-loaded-condom. The lack of ring and experience of withdrawal means with this condom I tend to remove myself from the penis, encourage the man to withdraw sooner than with a standard condom as well as make sure one of us has a hand on the bottom of the condom - as I would with standard but even more important.

[Makka124]

I think being an SP can sometimes be a lonely job, so when they get an SS and time for a chat some of them like to chat. They are after all humans with emotions and real lives, so it does no harm to have a chat with them if it makes them feel better.

Personal lives should be separate, that’s how some develop EAS, after a while the sex will be shit but you keep turning up as the BS drama keep you invested

[VitIron]

When they mention their other half or their kids.

[mr.bluesky]

Having agreed on the extras in a massage shop, lying there with a stonking election, then she wants paying there and then.  I understand  why but it's irritating.

Yeah, that's bloody annoying  either ask for the money upfront or afterwards,  not mid massage it kills the moment 
Although in some cases it's Understandable as one regular I see told me some customers ask for a happy ending then don't want to pay for it. It's all down to trust

[belamy85]

When they mention their other half or their kids.

Or even worse, start asking about your own kids. Not a subject I want to discuss on a punt!

[RandomGuy99]

Or even worse, start asking about your own kids. Not a subject I want to discuss on a punt!

After a while having sex for money becomes a bit like buying a pint of milk especially if you see the same SP on a regular basis. It's inevitable that you get chatting about life in general.

[belamy85]

After a while having sex for money becomes a bit like buying a pint of milk especially if you see the same SP on a regular basis. It's inevitable that you get chatting about life in general.

A fair point, and I don't mind with regulars... but always find it a turn off on a first/second visit.

[VitIron]

After a while having sex for money becomes a bit like buying a pint of milk especially if you see the same SP on a regular basis. It's inevitable that you get chatting about life in general.

But chatting about life in general doesn't have to include personal questions.

[RandomGuy99]

But chatting about life in general doesn't have to include personal questions.

Agreed.

[Alwayswhoreney]

I don’t like it when an escort talks indiscreetly about other punters, ‘I’ve got this one regular, lovely guy, but…..’ - I don’t care, I don’t want to be reminded I’m your 8th cock of the day, and I don’t want to be a story for lucky number 9.

Same when they overshare about their family life - husband and/or kids, and especially with expectation of you doing the same. ‘So are you married?’ , ‘where do you work?’ , oh thank you for allowing me the chance to be vulnerable to blackmail, but no, far as you and any other SP is concerned I’m an enigma.

I’m all for friendly small talk, but that’s all a bit much and stops me relaxing.

[Alexmck]

Chatting before or after for a long time and demanding payment for it

Everything said above too

[8MillionDollarMan]

Radio silence,tardiness,giving you a used towel,furiously wanking your cock even worse with a condom on.How on earth anyone thinks that's a good thing I don't know.

[RandomGuy99]

Having undeclared number of times you can cum limits and once you've cum all you get is chat.

[luv2kiss54]

The way most of them put on the condom. They stretch it as far as they can and slap it on which i find bloody painful. You get the odd one who puts in on gently with their mouth but they are rare !

[RandomGuy99]

The way most of them put on the condom. They stretch it as far as they can and slap it on which i find bloody painful. You get the odd one who puts in on gently with their mouth but they are rare !

Most I've seen put it on as per the instructions and roll it down.  I've only met one who stretched it open and put it on like a stocking or sock.

[VitIron]

Most I've seen put it on as per the instructions and roll it down.  I've only met one who stretched it open and put it on like a stocking or sock.

She put it on your foot?? 

[luv2kiss54]

Most I've seen put it on as per the instructions and roll it down.  I've only met one who stretched it open and put it on like a stocking or sock.

Honestly not my experience, perhaps they think they have to stretch it to get it on my huge manhood