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Offline Gatehouse

Remember a few years ago popping out at work for a 'long lunch' with a few errands to run at work once which included 30 minute incall and ballsdeep Anal with Maggie21. Then straight back into the office. Was so much fun and better than  the usual M&S sandwich.

Good man. I remember she was in Brentwood but I only had 20 mins between meetings - I usually saw her in London.

She knew I was tight on time so answered the door with the rubber in her hand, pulled my suit trousers down, rubbered me up and said ‘get it in there as quickly as possible...’ and just shoved my cock into her arse. Fucked her hard while she hung on to the trouser press and spouted all sorts of Polish filth back at me as I slapped her arse and buggered her.

Great girl. Great times.

Altogether now : ‘those were the days my friend, we thought they’d........etc

Offline Home Alone

Good man. I remember she was in Brentwood but I only had 20 mins between meetings - I usually saw her in London.

She knew I was tight on time so answered the door with the rubber in her hand, pulled my suit trousers down, rubbered me up and said ‘get it in there as quickly as possible...’ and just shoved my cock into her arse. Fucked her hard while she hung on to the trouser press and spouted all sorts of Polish filth back at me as I slapped her arse and buggered her.

Great girl. Great times.

Altogether now : ‘those were the days my friend, we thought they’d........etc

Is that your nomination for the "What music tune reminds you of the Joys of punting?" thread then, Gatehouse? ;)

Offline Gatehouse

Is that your nomination for the "What music tune reminds you of the Joys of punting?" thread then, Gatehouse? ;)

I’d prefer something a bit more ‘upbeat’ I think.

Peach by Prince has the girl gasping in background, which is half relevant.

At the other end of course there have been punts which are both Dire Straits and Money for Nothing at the same time.

More shit jokes later.

:)

Offline Jock D

I've been quite fortunate over the last 20 years or so, in that the jobs I've had have allowed me to manage my own diary and spend minimal time being office based. This has allowed me...not only to arrange punts but also write up reviews in work time. :yahoo:

Alas, all good things come to an end and I'm now in a job that is purely office based with no scope for punting whatsoever...to add insult to injury I'm getting paid less as well :(

Offline B4bcock

Some years ago, my business meant I was in regular contact with delivery/lorry drivers.   I remember the stories of consternation when vehicle tracking devices started to be fitted and drivers were carpeted and sometimes sacked because their vehicles had been recorded in places they shouldn't have been.   One week, a new driver appeared to make a regular collection.   I asked where the usual driver was and he told me he had been dismissed for that reason.   The new guy had inherited the business mobile phone from the sacked driver and told me he kept getting calls and texts from strange women!

Offline Gordon Bennett

I only started punting after I retired. Given my jobs invariably involved lots of travelling about UK and being put up in hotels I feel a complete Charlie for not starting punting earlier in my life and taking advantage of all those opportunities.
I would not advocate punting whilst your meant to be working but I'd encourage you all to take advantage of any opportunity to punt that your job throws your way, eg an away day, conference or course when you're billeted in a hotel at their expense.

Offline Thepacifist

I don't.

The way I see it, work pays for the punting, so why would you put it at risk?  Get caught out and that spare income needed for punting may not be around much longer.  Punting, like any other hobby, is something to do in your spare time.

I agree. It’s not worth the risk. I had an early morning punt before work once. That was fun.

Offline B4bcock

I agree. It’s not worth the risk. I had an early morning punt before work once. That was fun.


Early morning punts can be great fun.   Male testosterone peaks between 6 and 9 am.   Sadly, this is a time of day which is difficult for most of us to fit in a punt.   Also, of course, most WG's don't even turn their phones on or get active until at least 9 or 10 am.
One welsh escort told me she had a regular customer who turned up early every Saturday and part of the service was that she cooked him a breakfast before they got into the action.   Nice way to start your weekend, I thought.

Offline Sullivan

I work from home one day per week and fell into the habit of going to a SP each time. This was over two months maybe. It was costing £300-£400 a month so I had to knock it on the head.

The SPs I was seeing were invariably shit and then I punted on a few overseas trips and decided it better to save my money for a bit of European sex tourism instead.

Offline Home Alone


One welsh escort told me she had a regular customer who turned up early every Saturday and part of the service was that she cooked him a breakfast before they got into the action.   Nice way to start your weekend, I thought.

Think I'd prefer feeding afterwards to replace the calories she'd helped me burn off!

Offline RedKettle



One welsh escort told me she had a regular customer who turned up early every Saturday and part of the service was that she cooked him a breakfast before they got into the action.   Nice way to start your weekend, I thought.

I used to get that combined service at home, ah well at least now I have time to read the newspaper with my bowl of self service cereal.

And they wonder why we see WGs.....

Offline Beamer

Bunking off work to go for a punt, do you?  What excuses do you use, dentist, doctor or maybe a funeral?

Pathetic waste of space .........

Offline tessex7544

Good man. I remember she was in Brentwood but I only had 20 mins between meetings - I usually saw her in London.

She knew I was tight on time so answered the door with the rubber in her hand, pulled my suit trousers down, rubbered me up and said ‘get it in there as quickly as possible...’ and just shoved my cock into her arse. Fucked her hard while she hung on to the trouser press and spouted all sorts of Polish filth back at me as I slapped her arse and buggered her.

Great girl. Great times.

Altogether now : ‘those were the days my friend, we thought they’d........etc

Those indeed were the days sir. I was in a team meeting just before but felt more like Xmas Eve knowing what was occuring next. Maggie21 areshole is much missed.

Offline king tarzan

Never.. wouldn't want to lose a day's pay.
Money is extremely important

Death and health are immune to the power of money..

Everything else money is the power force .

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Offline Ali Katt

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Bunking off work to go for a punt, do you?  What excuses do you use, dentist, doctor or maybe a funeral?
It sounds like the onset of sex addiction assuming this isn't a wind up don't be a plank.

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Never.. wouldn't want to lose a day's pay.
Money is extremely important

Death and health are immune to the power of money..

Everything else money is the power force .

Simpletto
Time is a more valuable commodity. We can regain money, but you can't get time back.

Offline Fuzzyduck

Think I'd prefer feeding afterwards to replace the calories she'd helped me burn off!

+1 it seems odd to eat first. I can't imagine I'd want to fuck after a big fry up. Blowie maybe.
You'd also miss that special moment of smelling bacon wafting up the stairs when you step out of the shower drying your slightly aching balls.

Offline django0700

I discovered the thrill of punting while working when I moved to a new job which had me shifting work locations twice or thrice a day....pretty much no one knew where I was as I could always blame it on the traffic......the feeling of getting paid while punting was awesome...made up for the silly weekends and late nights which I worked (unpaid) to meet deadlines.

Now self employed so I go when I want to...

Offline Home Alone

+1 it seems odd to eat first. I can't imagine I'd want to fuck after a big fry up. Blowie maybe.
You'd also miss that special moment of smelling bacon wafting up the stairs when you step out of the shower drying your slightly aching balls.


You've awakened a memory there, Fuzzy.

Back in the day when I used to do Overnighters, one of the girls who, er, 'accommodated' me on a Saturday night, used to provide me with a bacon butty - with tomato sauce of course :P - for my homeward journey. It wasn't the highlight of our time together, obvs, but certainly a satisfying way to round off our time together.

Offline king tarzan

Time is a more valuable commodity. We can regain money, but you can't get time back.

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Offline simon07

Great when public services spend so much useless time restructuring, having to cut budgets by 20% or re-employ people with a 20% cut in salary. People get demoralised and don't care if you are in office or not. Might happen to me. Makes the day interesting with a daring punt during lunchtime.

Offline Fuzzyduck

Great when public services spend so much useless time restructuring, having to cut budgets by 20% or re-employ people with a 20% cut in salary. People get demoralised and don't care if you are in office or not. Might happen to me. Makes the day interesting with a daring punt during lunchtime.

Assuming you can still afford it with salary cut and fucked around pension.

Offline The_Grinder

As an employer I'll be monitoring this thread VERY closely  :D

Offline mh

As an employer I'll be monitoring this thread VERY closely  :D

A case of "Do as I say, not as I do"?  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline mh

Almost all my punts take place during office hours. Often that is within the vague vicinity of a lunch break (11am to 3pm kind of thing) but I've had punts at the very start or end of day, even mid-afternoon though those are quite awkward - often not worth going back to the office afterwards.

And if travelling on business, a daytime meeting is frequently followed by a punt.

I remember back in the early 90s, the highlight for me of an overnight or multi-day trip to Europe was finding a shop selling hardcore porn mags. I even once got off the plane, double backed into the exit lounge area to buy Private or Pirate or whatever there was in the airside newsagent before leaving the airport for my visit to start. Now a similar trip would have a pre-researched punt factored in, with hardcore porn on the iPad as a backup.

Offline davidgood

In my halcyon punting days from the mid-2000s to the mid-2010s I worked with minimum supervision and travelled all over the Country and was able to spend many work  hours at 1 to 1s or parties all over England.

Since 2016 my work and punting has been restricted to the London area but when I first changed jobs I was in a department where there was very light touch management  and so I was able to continue punting and partying during work time quite easily.

Now I am in a bigger department with more colleagues and bosses  I can’t get away as easily as I did and I have to be careful not to loose my well paid job which enables me to things I want to do. However with careful planning and checking where others are I can still get away from time to time and I spent a few hours at a party last Friday afternoon.

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Davidgood

Offline alibirmingham

This brings back some memories. In my last job I used to travel a lot all over the uk but mostly the mids. It was in the nightclub industry so every weekend without miss I’d be visiting bars and clubs all night so I always used to have a look on AW to see if anything took my fancy while I was in town. Best part was the punts would be partially subsidised by the business and I’d just put the expense down as other. Always kept it reasonable and I had a pre approved expense account of £800 a month so as long as it was under that no questions asked.


Offline sparkus

This brings back some memories. In my last job I used to travel a lot all over the uk but mostly the mids. It was in the nightclub industry so every weekend without miss I’d be visiting bars and clubs all night so I always used to have a look on AW to see if anything took my fancy while I was in town. Best part was the punts would be partially subsidised by the business and I’d just put the expense down as other. Always kept it reasonable and I had a pre approved expense account of £800 a month so as long as it was under that no questions asked.

Paid to punt!

Anyhow, gonna be doing it today  :drinks:

Offline mh

In my last job I used to travel a lot all over the uk but mostly the mids. It was in the nightclub industry so every weekend without miss I’d be visiting bars and clubs all night so I always used to have a look on AW to see if anything took my fancy while I was in town.

Sounds to me like someone with a sweet tooth being given free rein to raid the pick and mix but choosing to buy a pack of spangles from WH Smiths.  :lol:

Were the nightclubs that poor for pickups?

Offline alibirmingham

Paid to punt!

Anyhow, gonna be doing it today  :drinks:

Good luck with the punt. Always sweeter when it’s subsidised  :D

Offline alibirmingham

Sounds to me like someone with a sweet tooth being given free rein to raid the pick and mix but choosing to buy a pack of spangles from WH Smiths.  :lol:

Were the nightclubs that poor for pickups?

Trying to pick up at the clubs would take too much time and where would I fuck them anyway? Lol I would usually visit 3-5 clubs in a night. Primarily to check up of my staff and shake hands with the clubs management to ensure they were happy with the service the company I worked for provided. Didn’t want to be seen in there picking up women anyway. Being the operations manager for the whole UK couldn’t afford looking sleazy to my staff or the club management. Would of given the wrong impression to them and probably filtered back to the company director and then there goes the expenses budget  :cry:

Offline mh

Trying to pick up at the clubs would take too much time and where would I fuck them anyway? Lol I would usually visit 3-5 clubs in a night. Primarily to check up of my staff and shake hands with the clubs management to ensure they were happy with the service the company I worked for provided. Didn’t want to be seen in there picking up women anyway. Being the operations manager for the whole UK couldn’t afford looking sleazy to my staff or the club management. Would of given the wrong impression to them and probably filtered back to the company director and then there goes the expenses budget  :cry:

I was just kidding, I'd probably have done the same, though the odd pick up would surely have been too tempting for me especially with the "keys" to the VIP areas. As for where to fuck them, isn't that what the private rooms in clubs are for? And there's always the bogs...
 :D

Offline alibirmingham

I was just kidding, I'd probably have done the same, though the odd pick up would surely have been too tempting for me especially with the "keys" to the VIP areas. As for where to fuck them, isn't that what the private rooms in clubs are for? And there's always the bogs...
 :D

I know mate  :drinks: :thumbsup:

Don’t get me wrong, I would still have a go but only at the end of the shift when working far away from
Home as is then have a hotel room etc. Got lucky a couple of times but usually at the end of the night most of the loose ladies shall we say have already be spoken for  :lol:

I’ve even took some good looking colleagues back to the hotel room on rare occasion. For them it was to get preferential treatment in club placements (the staff would work on commission so the busier the club the more they would make) and as long as they performed I would help them out.

And yeah yeah, some may frown upon it but it was never forced, expected or implied. They came onto me knowing what they wanted so it would of been rude of me not to really  :cool: