What are your pet peeves of punting?

[lamboman]

Why can’t SP’s on AW upload their pictures upright?
How hard is it to correct a sideways or upside down picture?

Yeah that is annoying.

[Marmalade]

They  can do it on their phone before posting it to AW

“Can” and “do” are not always synonymous for WGs. Maybe they probably reckon, why express in graphic design what they can do with their piss flaps?

[Marmalade]

They  can do it on their phone before posting it to AW

What, AND answer their phone and reply to messages?? You’ll be expecting them to do the things on their likes list next.   

[Punterperson1971]

What, AND answer their phone and reply to messages?? You’ll be expecting them to do the things on their likes list next.   

True mate

[MrMohican]

My absolute pet hate is WGs saying they will do a service over the phone to get you in the door then refusing to do it when you are there.

Or the other variation of that - agreeing a fee upfront which includes the extras - and then trying to make out they are not included when you are in the room - normally for an extortionate amount too.

Normally I walk immeditely if Im confronted with thsse

Then theres
• Bait and switch/using false pictures (especially when they tell you over the phone they are authentic)
• Laziness/bored can't be arsed demanour and/or appearance
• Grumpiness
• Complete lack of any decent sexual skills
• Trying to rush you to cum

[willie loman]

“Can” and “do” are not always synonymous for WGs. Maybe they probably reckon, why express in graphic design what they can do with their piss flaps?

you are a wee bit old to be using terms like "piss flaps"

[Marmalade]

you are a wee bit old to be using terms like "piss flaps"

I think it's a delightful term! 

[lamboman]

you are a wee bit old to be using terms like "piss flaps"

Surely that's an old skool term,I've never heard a young person say that.

[willie loman]

Surely that's an old skool term,I've never heard a young person say that.

i have never heard anyone use this term, but i put it in the same subset of the venn diagram, as taking it up "the wrong un" ,etc sort of alan whicker blazer territory.

[Marmalade]

Surely that's an old skool term,I've never heard a young person say that.

I only heard it for the first time on UKP. But I could have grown a few grey hairs since. Anyone that was old enough to join when UKP started is certainly not a yung 'un now.

In Willie's case, I think he only climbs out of the coffin at sunset to get his teeth stuck in, so it would hardly affect him. 

[Bikerman]

I think it's a delightful term! 

Or beef curtains is a good one

[Thephoenix]

Piss flaps is an old term.
I used to go cycling with a lady who's piss flaps were so long she had to tuck them into her bicycle clips.
(Which is another old term, along with hub gears and dynamo lights, which may need to be explained to younger members)
You shouldn't get me talking about 'the ol daze!')

[sparkus]

Piss flaps is an old term.
I used to go cycling with a lady who's piss flaps were so long she had to tuck them into her bicycle clips.
(Which is another old term, along with hub gears and dynamo lights, which may need to be explained to younger members)
You shouldn't get me talking about 'the ol daze!')

'Rude Kid' in Viz was a fan of Piss Flaps, which I think was the first time I heard it.

'Beef Curtains' is something women themselves say to refer to their bits.

[Nickp]

Not punted since COVID but have been on SA. My pet peeves are similar to the above but one that comes to mind which I don't think has been covered is:

Bedroom photos, nothing special but looks decent enough but when you turn up it's a shit hole.

[standardpostage]

Going to a massage parlour one month, and getting a great happy ending 

Going a month later, expecting the same, and a different girl says, "sorry I don't do happy endings". What the fuck 

Reason given = she has a boyfriend 

Review coming up in about 2 weeks.

[webpunter]

Crikey
You could get in touch with the local trading standards office
No HEs in a massage parlour is IMO breaking the trade descriptions act 

Going to a massage parlour one month, and getting a great happy ending 

Going a month later, expecting the same, and a different girl says, "sorry I don't do happy endings". What the fuck 

Reason given = she has a boyfriend 

Review coming up in about 2 weeks.

[standardpostage]

Crikey
You could get in touch with the local trading standards office
No HEs in a massage parlour is IMO breaking the trade descriptions act 

[Jayj]

Nothing that’s not already been listed
Poor attitude
Service offered and agreed not delivered once money changed hands
Short change on time
Poor hygiene

[char45]

Not sure it's a peeve like those mentioned on this thread but I find it strangely annoying when regulars just disappear. Had it happen a couple of times over the years and it feels odd when you know something of someone's life then they are just gone. I know it's a business transaction but with other business transactions I would probably know someone else who knew what had happened to that person.

I used to see a regular who decided on a complete lifestyle change and she (usually only did outcall) hired a hotel for a long weekend and her regulars showed up for a final time.

[sparkus]

Not sure it's a peeve like those mentioned on this thread but I find it strangely annoying when regulars just disappear. Had it happen a couple of times over the years and it feels odd when you know something of someone's life then they are just gone. I know it's a business transaction but with other business transactions I would probably know someone else who knew what had happened to that person.

I used to see a regular who decided on a complete lifestyle change and she (usually only did outcall) hired a hotel for a long weekend and her regulars showed up for a final time.

Happened a few times in the massage world, plus their boss will get angry when you ask about if they're coming back or not.  One did give me fair warning she was going home but I do miss her.

[signy]

Just a minor peeve: escorts who update their profiles without updating their profiles. I know they make the tiniest of changes or change/change-back to get their profile to the top of the AW search lists. However, it is frustrating when they are on my HL and I think they might have added new photos or useful information such as tour dates. One of my HL escorts does it 3/4 times a day, and she is getting close to being kicked off just for that reason, although I have learnt to ignore.

[norwichfunseeker]

Just a minor peeve: escorts who update their profiles without updating their profiles. I know they make the tiniest of changes or change/change-back to get their profile to the top of the AW search lists. However, it is frustrating when they are on my HL and I think they might have added new photos or useful information such as tour dates. One of my HL escorts does it 3/4 times a day, and she is getting close to being kicked off just for that reason, although I have learnt to ignore.

You do realise you can look at the NEWSFEED feature that gives a synopsis of the update they have done. as per this image.




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[signy]

You do realise you can look at the NEWSFEED feature that gives a synopsis of the update they have done. as per this image.

No, I didn't. Thanks for the tip.

[norwichfunseeker]

No, I didn't. Thanks for the tip.

 

[Atrueyorkie]

When you ask their availability for a particular time and date and they reply back outside of that time saying they’re available now 

[workinallweek]

 Current piss off

see a girl in shefield a few times recently then during the same week see another one twice  all good

sugest to the new girl a 3 sum next time im there (with the girl ive seen beforee)   all good .

text new girl to arrange a date to be told i only work with girls i know  ...

[marc_hotsteppa]

WG's who insist on punters leaving them feedback on AW but DO NOT leave their punters feedback at all.

Lazy swines.

[webpunter]

UKP'ers who do [excessive] FB on Awank
With exceptions such as building a moderate 'CV' to help on bookings
Like for where SPs require some FB
Other than this such behaviour is to be considered conduct unbecoming
A bit like batting for the other side, coming into the crease for AW 

WG's who insist on punters leaving them feedback on AW but DO NOT leave their punters feedback at all.

Lazy swines.

[willie loman]

as others have mentioned the good girls disappearing, or turning up for a shift once in a blue moon, forcing you into daily phone calls, to the sauna,

[Marmalade]

WG's who insist on punters leaving them feedback on AW but DO NOT leave their punters feedback at all.

Lazy swines.

Just stupidity. As webpunter says, the only reason to leave aw feedback is to get enough yourself to assist with bookings. You do that by letting the prossie leave you feedback FIRST.

[Dipper]

A lack of, or minimal wipes being handed out.

You’d think say £80 for 30min work would cover some decent clean up equipment. 

Or when you’re handed a single wipe

[willie loman]

A lack of, or minimal wipes being handed out.

You’d think say £80 for 30min work would cover some decent clean up equipment. 

Or when you’re handed a single wipe

or having no lube, and only the cheapest thickest brand of condom, the type the nurses hand out for free. i now usually take my own lube and condoms, its always the anglophones who are unprepared, part of their general life incompetence.

[KerachiDope]

Another pet peeve of mine, confusing profiles that wasn’t proofread.
Are you retired luv or aren’t ya?




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[Atrueyorkie]

When they respond randomly saying they’re free now. I was horny yesterday at 3. not today 

[juxta]

When they respond randomly saying they’re free now. I was horny yesterday at 3. not today 

Classic. Happens all the time.

[Dipper]

Classic. Happens all the time.

+2

[KerachiDope]

Saw a couple of AW profiles stating GFE/PSE but no FK on their enjoys list.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Guys on this site using the word "simp" to describe anyone willing to pay more then they would.

Just to clarify I'm a tight Yorkshire git mi'sen... but I'm of the opinion anyone using the word simp has deep rooted issues and find it emasculating 

[Tender.french.kiss]

WG listing DT in their like list but unable to take more than 2 or 3 inches in their mouth   
I guess it is a subjective point (does DT means you take it until your mouth is full or your take it in your throat all the way), so easier to get away than others. Seems to be one of the most frequent over promise I see

[WelshClipper]

UKP'ers who do [excessive] FB on Awank
With exceptions such as building a moderate 'CV' to help on bookings
Like for where SPs require some FB
Other than this such behaviour is to be considered conduct unbecoming
A bit like batting for the other side, coming into the crease for AW 

Absolutely valid points.

But you do need to top up occasionally because many profiles ask the punter to have feedback that is positive AND current. So say, three or four a year 

[webpunter]

 
Haven't seen any mentioning current, most likely i wasn't looking
Mine is donkeys old
A polite well worded Awank mail seems to do the trick
Have had a couple who have required an online booking
So i dont bother, plenty more fish

Absolutely valid points.

But you do need to top up occasionally because many profiles ask the punter to have feedback that is positive AND current. So say, three or four a year 

[WelshClipper]

Haven't seen any mentioning current, most likely i wasn't looking
Mine is donkeys old
A polite well worded Awank mail seems to do the trick
Have had a couple who have required an online booking
So i dont bother, plenty more fish

Yes plenty more fish. I have seen a few that required current fb and it was worthwhile.
But I am less fussed about it today, I agree. 

[rje102]

services offered/advertised not being available