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Offline audi_dude

are there any threads where users recall funny punting stories? if not, perhaps start one here?

i haven't had any funny stories other than seeing another punter butt naked sitting on the floor (see another escort in the same flat).

Online contentguy

are there any threads where users recall funny punting stories? if not, perhaps start one here?

i haven't had any funny stories other than seeing another punter butt naked sitting on the floor (see another escort in the same flat).

I saw your post and considered posting links to a couple of my previous posts.
But then i realised you’ve been a member here for ages and thought better of it. 

It’s a twattish request from someone with 25 posts in 6 years of being here.
Why not tell some of your funny stories, experiences, reviews, etc!

Why should I curate what I’ve already posted to satisfy your whim.  When you contribute 3/5 of FA
« Last Edit: January 05, 2022, 10:24:52 pm by contentguy »

Offline audi_dude

Wow, way to be an asshole. It was a friendly suggestion to discuss stories. If you don't want to then don't but if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

And how do you know how often I punt? Perhaps I signed up ages ago and haven't punted for a long time. I have left quite a few reviews recently. Try and have some manners.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2022, 10:32:41 pm by audi_dude »

Offline myothernameis

Wow, way to be an asshole.

Content guy is right, and with only 10 posts in 2021, and been a member here for 6 years

If you don't want to then don't but if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

Have you been here before, maybe a banned member  :D :D

Online contentguy

Wow, way to be an asshole. It was a friendly suggestion to discuss stories. If you don't want to then don't but if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

And how do you know how often I punt? Perhaps I signed up ages ago and haven't punted for a long time. I have left quite a few reviews recently. Try and have some manners.

6 years of membership, 4 / 5 contributions in the last week.

And you want me to curate my content for you.

Wanker!

Offline audi_dude

Content guy is right, and with only 10 posts in 2021, and been a member here for 6 years

Have you been here before, maybe a banned member  :D :D

Sure, I haven't posted much but I am posting more. And I have left a decent number of reviews as compared with posts (I'm not exactly leaching off of the forum by asking for reviews and not contributing). Not that I feel the need to justify myself to anyone here.

And its not exactly the way to encourage a good community spirit, is it? Taking that attitude will just piss people off. As I say, if you don't wish to contribute then don't but no need to act like an asshole.

Nope, never been banned.

Offline audi_dude

6 years of membership, 4 / 5 contributions in the last week.

And you want me to curate my content for you.

Wanker!

As I say, it wasn't a demand to "curate" your posts but a thread for people to share their experiences. You could just not have poasted but instead you decided to be an asshole.

By the way, you post a lot but your review to post ration is piss poor.

Online contentguy

Sure, I haven't posted much but I am posting more. And I have left a decent number of reviews as compared with posts (I'm not exactly leaching off of the forum by asking for reviews and not contributing). Not that I feel the need to justify myself to anyone here.

And its not exactly the way to encourage a good community spirit, is it? Taking that attitude will just piss people off. As I say, if you don't wish to contribute then don't but no need to act like an asshole.

Nope, never been banned.

How have you been encouraging a good community spirit on here for the last 6 years?

Online contentguy

As I say, it wasn't a demand to "curate" your posts but a thread for people to share their experiences. You could just not have poasted but instead you decided to be an asshole.

By the way, you post a lot but your review to post ration is piss poor.

It’s been commented on before.  My review count is higher than some mods, lower than others.
You had 1 review on here a week ago, and no contribution to speak of.

Online contentguy

« Last Edit: January 05, 2022, 11:12:26 pm by contentguy »

Offline audi_dude

It’s been commented on before.  My review count is higher than some mods, lower than others.
You had 1 review on here a week ago, and no contribution to speak of.

By starting this thread? As I say, I haven't punted in a long time so that is why my post count is low. No difference to signing up now and starting this thread.

Offline scutty brown

Wow, way to be an asshole. It was a friendly suggestion to discuss stories. If you don't want to then don't but if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

And how do you know how often I punt? Perhaps I signed up ages ago and haven't punted for a long time. I have left quite a few reviews recently. Try and have some manners.

Your reviews are so cursory that they hardly count. They seem contrived to meet the absolute minimum needing no effort or thought to write. Just enough to  stop you getting booted off the forum. Maybe..............


As for your requests for funny stories,  we've had too many requests like that over the years from gutter-press journalists, and saddos looking for free wank bank material. They all get the same riposte

Online webpunter

I think the contribution is the 'square root of fuck all'

We don't need to know whatever this bell end OP happens to think is funny
As for experiences & reviews, please don't encourage him

I've got better things to do rather than enduring the bollox he may choose to post
Like taking my xmas tree to the dump  :D

I saw your post and considered posting links to a couple of my previous posts.
But then i realised you’ve been a member here for ages and thought better of it. 

It’s a twattish request from someone with 25 posts in 6 years of being here.
Why not tell some of your funny stories, experiences, reviews, etc!

Why should I curate what I’ve already posted to satisfy your whim.  When you contribute 3/5 of FA

Online webpunter

Crikey you've hit the ground running
Spending 2,100 on 4 punts - reviewed in as many days

By starting this thread? As I say, I haven't punted in a long time so that is why my post count is low. No difference to signing up now and starting this thread.

Offline LLPunting

As I say, it wasn't a demand to "curate" your posts but a thread for people to share their experiences. You could just not have poasted but instead you decided to be an asshole.

By the way, you post a lot but your review to post ration is piss poor.

How long is a long time?

Just 5 encounters in 6 years or only 5 you could be bothered to mention?  And as SB has observed your posting pattern looks to be serving only your interest in not being booted for being a leech.  And a leech may well be "active" on the site rather than completely silent.

Review to post ratio is a meaningless measure because you are presuming no value in the posts that weren't reviews.  And in the case of whom you've chosen to retort to he has posted as many reviews this year as you've posted at all.

You've been here more than long enough to "read the room" thinking that walking into the saloon and being "aw shucks" chummy with the locals and asking them for their saucy stories when you're practically a stranger in town, why not bum some cigarillos and ask the bartender to run you a tab?

The only people who get pissy as their knickers bunch up about being challenged for their lack contribution vs arrogance of enquiry are people who have no humility about their failure to observe the spirit of this collective in an honest fashion.  Plenty of respectful veterans and noobs doff their hats and give a little before taking a little and participate in genuine SS activities.  They don't go begging for titillation and gossip from punters' singular encounters that could well out them to the SP involved.  So many non/minimal contributors excuse their silence with claims of privacy concerns and you suddenly feel energised to encourage community spirit by asking people to compromise exactly that.

Offline LLPunting

...
Like taking my xmas tree to the dump  :D


Or taking a dump in your Xmas tree.

Online webpunter

How would you go about this ?
Risks like pine needles, electrics etc

I hope you didn't have a shit xmas
I'll get my coat ...  :D


Or taking a dump in your Xmas tree.

Offline LLPunting

Several methods depending on how high up the tree you want to place your Yuletide log.
Other option is an appropriate curry or amount of chilli and maybe some beer.

Excellent Xmas thanks, zero angst from the family and a double helping of lovelies on Boxing Day with an Xmas discount.   :yahoo: :thumbsup:
Hope you had a good romp too.

Offline tynetunnel

Well OP, that went well. And after you dropped a deluge of reviews this week too. Those bastards are so unfair, with all the effort you’ve made, they could have been a whole lot nicer and more respectful.

Or did you decide to leave those ‘reviews’ since you were worried you might get banned for not contributing much, as has happened to others recently. All reviews are welcome of course, but yours are among the briefest I’ve seen. It must have taken you longer to look up all the aliases the girls use than actually write the reviews.

That’s a whole wodge of money (literally) spunked in a very short time, on high end escorts. Did someone buy you a big winning scratch card for Christmas?

Very fishy  :hi:

Offline scutty brown

Scratch card?
I only scratch after some bitch has given me the itch.

Offline Bristolguy

More embarrassing then funny but seen coming out of a seedy parlour by mates mum was not great 😂

. I did post a previous story but another member got lemon as I didn’t post reviews before I posted but we went to Amsterdam a lads trip I was the only one who went in a window and safe to say it went wrong for me she was stunning paid the money went in and got undressed and she gave me a 30 second wank and I cum but my mate was filming as I walked in and walked out so was very fast but what made it funny she was Eastern European and said that’s not the plan you went boom to early thankfully I laughed it off sorry for the lack of grammar etc so once that happend I didn’t fancy another a window.

Offline scutty brown

More embarrassing then funny but seen coming out of a seedy parlour by mates mum was not great 😂

. I did post a previous story but another member got lemon as I didn’t post reviews before I posted but we went to Amsterdam a lads trip I was the only one who went in a window and safe to say it went wrong for me she was stunning paid the money went in and got undressed and she gave me a 30 second wank and I cum but my mate was filming as I walked in and walked out so was very fast but what made it funny she was Eastern European and said that’s not the plan you went boom to early thankfully I laughed it off sorry for the lack of grammar etc so once that happend I didn’t fancy another a window.

I'm guessing you posted without reading the thread

Online webpunter

IMO anyone posting a story on this thread should get a one week ban
A month for a second offence

Offline Steely Dan

IMO anyone posting a story on this thread should get a one week ban
A month for a second offence
Yes we see you said IMO, but really, we have enough rules and we have excellent moderators.  We don't need you to make up new rules, nor to become a moderator.  Say your view once then move on.
 

Online webpunter

Indeed we do have excellent moderators
Whether we have enough rules isn't for either of us to choose
No intention to make up new rules or be a moderator
Merely a post to echo [both my previous] post & that by SB
Was but jestin
Apologies
Waiting in anticipation for the OP's next flurry of [average] £500+ reviews, soooo excited  :rolleyes:

Yes we see you said IMO, but really, we have enough rules and we have excellent moderators.  We don't need you to make up new rules, nor to become a moderator.  Say your view once then move on.

Offline SexnLust17

Lol I found a funny story 😄  a guy spent 2000+ on few hookers where the reviews are basic and plain 🤣  and that's made me laugh what a Leech .... my funny story is over now there you go you got your funny story there

Online PLeisure

Wow, way to be an asshole. It was a friendly suggestion to discuss stories. If you don't want to then don't but if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

And how do you know how often I punt? Perhaps I signed up ages ago and haven't punted for a long time. I have left quite a few reviews recently. Try and have some manners.

Case closed  :rolleyes:

Face it - your lame attempt at fostering some social interaction fell flat, and now you're all butt-hurt because nobody subscribed to it.
It might serve you better to simply STFU and let this thread drop off the first page  :sarcastic:


Offline KerachiDope

I had an SP call me by my government first name after a punt. She could tell I was totally thrown off guard as I was looking crazily bewildered at what happened. She told me “Your secret is safe with me love. You DJ’d my sisters wedding in Ely back in 2019 and I had a total crush on you.”
 :scare:

Offline Charlie Chalk

are there any threads where users recall funny punting stories? if not, perhaps start one here?

i haven't had any funny stories other than seeing another punter butt naked sitting on the floor (see another escort in the same flat).
I was going to post one of mine but nothing could compare to the hilarity of yours. Or the amusement of seeing you post 1 review in nearly 6 years followed by 4 "reviews" in a couple of days this week & think no-one would notice.