Anyone punt during Ramadan?

[Sardarji]

Just wondering if anyone still punts or goes for massage whilst they are fasting in this month of Ramadan ?

Obviously aimed at those people who fast this month?

[Herts_Outcaller]

I was going to see a BBW , but then I remembered we're not allowed pork 

just joking. I am not Muslim, have a nice Eid

[winkywanky]

Why not?

Ramitin in Ramadan, that's what I say 

[simon07]

Is punting a sin?
Even more of a sin during Ramadan?

[winkywanky]

I'm pretty sure it is a sin in the Koran (same as any other religion).

And like every other religion there'll be hypocritical 'devout' followers who go punting.

Ramalamading-dong 

[Prof O lactic]

Zina is the crime I believe in quran  regardless of Ramadan.
 Doesn't matter what religious beliefs anyone claims at the end of the day men are men regardless of colours , creed etc etc, Though I expect that will be outlawed by someone sometime. 

[Ali Katt]

Just wondering if anyone still punts or goes for massage whilst they are fasting in this month of Ramadan ?

Obviously aimed at those people who fast this month?

I'm fast every month.

[mr.bluesky]

Just wondering if anyone still punts or goes for massage whilst they are fasting in this month of Ramadan ?

Obviously aimed at those people who fast this month?

Your ok as long as you don't eat pussy 

[wristjob]

Just wondering if anyone still punts or goes for massage whilst they are fasting in this month of Ramadan ?

Obviously aimed at those people who fast this month?

Great first post - thanks for your contribution to this website. You don't seem to have mentioned if you punt during ramadan....

[CheeseBoard]

Just wondering if anyone still punts or goes for massage whilst they are fasting in this month of Ramadan ?

Obviously aimed at those people who fast this month?

I punt between sundown and sunrise 

[freeze44]

I only punt young men during Ram-a-dan as that's allowed by the good prophet....

[fudi_maar]

Great first post - thanks for your contribution to this website.

I assume this is sarcasm right? If so, then you took the words right out of my mouth.

There is something fishy/trollish about this guys first post :
- Firstly, he's assuming that there are lots of Muslims on here.
- Secondly, he's assuming that the non-Muslims even care about Ramadan.
- Thirdly, his username - 'Sardar' is a Sikh person with a turban and 'Ji' is a sign of respect, a bit like 'Sir', so 'Sardarji'
  is a common respectful reference to a turbaned Sikh - eg. "I saw a Sardarji driving a Mercedes".

So, OP, what's the score dude? Are you Sikh/Muslim/Non-religious/troll? What's your motivation/purpose in this thread?


 

[James999]

During ramadan face east and pay your respects
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[willie loman]

once in a sauna a girl said, I will be much busier once ramadam is over.

[Blackpool Rock]

I only punt young men during Ram-a-dan as that's allowed by the good prophet....

You dirty bugger you, hope it wasn't your cousin 

[Ali Katt]

I've seen a few Muslims in a betting shop this week. Anybody would think they didn't take it seriously.

[Jerjer]

While living in a Muslem country, I fasted for several days as an experiment and found it very gruelling. For me it was a pointless penance and Ramadan was always a miserable month during which Muslims became more and more argumentative with each other.  I did notice that many of the tea ladies who worked as ladies of the night also stopped both their daytime and evening jobs during this month so I suppose Muslims have this notion that sinning in Ramadan is worse. I find it a strange concept of repentance though and by way of comparison I can't envisage anyone asking as a Christian whether they should stop punting during Lent! 

[wristjob]

I assume this is sarcasm right? If so, then you took the words right out of my mouth.

When I joined up the first thing I did was check out my local forum and read about some of the girls, comment on ones I'd seen as a way of contributing positively. Just seemed an obvious thing to do. Now so many people seem to think starting bonehead threads is a good idea.

[winkywanky]

I've seen a few Muslims in a betting shop this week. Anybody would think they didn't take it seriously.

How did you know they were Muslims, did they leave their shoes outside?

[scutty brown]

I only punt young men during Ram-a-dan as that's allowed by the good prophet....

Ram?
you'll get locked up for buggering a sheep

[scutty brown]

While living in a Muslem country, I fasted for several days as an experiment and found it very gruelling.................

No, you're not even allowed gruel when fasting...

[GorillaWarfare]

It's like any religion where you get people who take it very seriously and people who don't.

For example, there's a lot of Christians who don't go to church at all, and there's some who never miss a Sunday service. It depends on the individual and to what degree they follow their religion. Although I'm not the best person to take about religious traditions (I'm atheist), from the outside looking in Christians and Muslims have more in common than they think.

[scutty brown]

Some thai massage parlours struggle during Ramadam because they lose most of their female customers

[Jerjer]

It's like any religion where you get people who take it very seriously and people who don't.

For example, there's a lot of Christians who don't go to church at all, and there's some who never miss a Sunday service. It depends on the individual and to what degree they follow their religion. Although I'm not the best person to take about religious traditions (I'm atheist), from the outside looking in Christians and Muslims have more in common than they think.

I've spent quite a long time comparing Christianity and Islam, and honestly think they have very little in common but I think it's against UKPunting rules to discuss religion so we'll just have to disagree there.

[Ali Katt]

How did you know they were Muslims, did they leave their shoes outside?

It was two guys and they were wearing the dress and kufis.

[winkywanky]

I should imagine betting is a complete no-no as far as Islam is concerned?

[Plan R]

During ramalamadingdingdong you could go and see 'pissing mistress'
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Piss Be Upon Her

[Dipper]

once in a sauna a girl said, I will be much busier once ramadam is over.

I’ve heard the same.

Drop in trade during Ramma.

[winkywanky]

During ramalamadingdingdong you could go and see 'pissing mistress'
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Piss Be Upon Her

She gives too, so she's not just taking the piss! 

Seems a pretty hot girl actually, will 'swallow unlimited amounts of piss or spunk' although curiously she's missed out 'Swallow' on her Likes.

[dubs]

Seeing prossies is haram anyway in Islam, unless you use that temporary marriage bollocks to trick allah into thinking it was all kosher

Abdul at the pearly gates:  "Hey Al u gonna let me in or what?"

Allah: "Nah bro, cuz you went wiv dat ho"

Mohammed: "Nah guv its cool cuz they wuz married n shit innit"  <winks at Abdul>

Allah: "U married a ho? That's OK then bruv, in you go, bacon butties are on the right. Lolz"

[fudi_maar]

Seeing prossies is haram anyway in Islam, unless you use that temporary marriage bollocks to trick allah into thinking it was all kosher

Abdul at the pearly gates:  "Hey Al u gonna let me in or what?"

Allah: "Nah bro, cuz you went wiv dat ho"

Mohammed: "Nah guv its cool cuz they wuz married n shit innit"  <winks at Abdul>

Allah: "U married a ho? That's OK then bruv, in you go, bacon butties are on the right. Lolz"

"....and the 72 virgins on the left, but keep ur fucking haram dick away from thems as they is all mine"

[JamesKW]

Just wondering if anyone still punts or goes for massage whilst they are fasting in this month of Ramadan ?

Obviously aimed at those people who fast this month?

When I used to go to LAPC in Dagenham there were a lot of Muslims,it was always a lot quieter during Ramadan (so best time for non Muslims to go) but the first week after Ramadan was always the busiest of the year.

[badsin]

Yes, I've even punted on Christmas day a few years ago.

It doesn't matter, say a couple of prayers and your forgiven anyways

[Ali Katt]

Sardarji gone a bit quiet. Anybody would think he wasn't interested in the replies and was trolling.

[Ali Katt]

I should imagine betting is a complete no-no as far as Islam is concerned?

Makes you wonder why there are bookies in Muslim dominant areas.

[Jerjer]

Sardarji gone a bit quiet. Anybody would think he wasn't interested in the replies and was trolling.

Well his question was aimed at Muslims but it seems that they are all busy gorging themselves on night time feasts and will go back to their carnal activities after the Eid. Alternatively, he was just a troll.

[Ali Katt]

Well his question was aimed at Muslims but it seems that they are all busy gorging themselves on night time feasts and will go back to their carnal activities after the Eid. Alternatively, he was just a troll.

Indoor BBQs like last year?

[scutty brown]

its funny really, from what I can gather the muslim guys in and around Blackburn prefer women who look like Miss Piggy

did Pakistan ever get the "Muppet Show"?

[fudi_maar]

muslim guys in and around Blackburn prefer women who look like Miss Piggy

Maybe there is some sub-conscious desire in them for eating pork?   

[Ali Katt]

its funny really, from what I can gather the muslim guys in and around Blackburn prefer women who look like Miss Piggy

did Pakistan ever get the "Muppet Show"?

Yeah it started in 1947. 

[RadioKid]

I assume this is sarcasm right? If so, then you took the words right out of my mouth.

There is something fishy/trollish about this guys first post :
- Firstly, he's assuming that there are lots of Muslims on here.
- Secondly, he's assuming that the non-Muslims even care about Ramadan.
- Thirdly, his username - 'Sardar' is a Sikh person with a turban and 'Ji' is a sign of respect, a bit like 'Sir', so 'Sardarji'
  is a common respectful reference to a turbaned Sikh - eg. "I saw a Sardarji driving a Mercedes".

So, OP, what's the score dude? Are you Sikh/Muslim/Non-religious/troll? What's your motivation/purpose in this thread?

Yeah thought as much. Most likely an Hindutva troll. You'd think long time posters in 2019 would spot the 1 post half term wonder from a mile off

I reckon most of the Asian bad Boyz who like booze, prossies and betting shops will likely not follow Ramadan rules anyway. Just as I imagine Catholics or Jews only by name flout their basic tenants and rules.

[Jerjer]

Yeah thought as much. Most likely an Hindutva troll. You'd think long time posters in 2019 would spot the 1 post half term wonder from a mile off

I reckon most of the Asian bad Boyz who like booze, prossies and betting shops will likely not follow Ramadan rules anyway. Just as I imagine Catholics or Jews only by name flout their basic tenants and rules.

My experience of living in an Islamic country with Sharia law is that the Muslims stopped using prossies during Ramadan and that the ladies of the month stayed at home as well. Seems pointless waste of time to me as they then reverted back to their lustful behaviour after the month as if this fasting and a formulaic prayer would cleanse them of sin. Many devout Muslims do use prostitutes from my experience. Quite the opposite of Christianity and Judaism. But I guess not all cultures/religions are really the same.

[peter purves]

My experience of living in an Islamic country with Sharia law is that the Muslims stopped using prossies during Ramadan and that the ladies of the month stayed at home as well. Seems pointless waste of time to me as they then reverted back to their lustful behaviour after the month as if this fasting and a formulaic prayer would cleanse them of sin. Many devout Muslims do use prostitutes from my experience. Quite the opposite of Christianity and Judaism. But I guess not all cultures/religions are really the same.

Nothing could be further from the truth - with regard to the above in bold 

[Rocket Scientist]

My experience of living in an Islamic country with Sharia law is that the Muslims stopped using prossies during Ramadan and that the ladies of the month stayed at home as well. Seems pointless waste of time to me as they then reverted back to their lustful behaviour after the month as if this fasting and a formulaic prayer would cleanse them of sin. Many devout Muslims do use prostitutes from my experience. Quite the opposite of Christianity and Judaism. But I guess not all cultures/religions are really the same.

To fuck muslim prossies  some devout muslims use nikah mut'ah (halal sex) an Islamic practice that unites man and woman as husband and wife for a limited time.  External Link/Members Only

Islam is on another level of crazy in so many ways

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[webpunter]

Sky News latest

An extremist muslim has crashed his car into the Ulley reservoir in Sheffield

Police think it may be the start of Ramadam

[myothernameis]

Just wondering if anyone still punts or goes for massage whilst they are fasting in this month of Ramadan ?

Obviously aimed at those people who fast this month?

Aren't you being a slight racist by posting this thread, trying to get a reaction out of us 

[Kenco657]

Aren't you being a slight racist by posting this thread, trying to get a reaction out of us 

How is it racist?
Any person from any race can be a muslim and therefore be fasting for Ramadan...

[winkywanky]

To fuck muslim prossies  some devout muslims use nikah mut'ah (halal sex) an Islamic practice that unites man and woman as husband and wife for a limited time.  External Link/Members Only

Islam is on another level of crazy in so many ways

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"The temporary marriage, or nikah mut'ah, is an ancient Islamic practice that unites man and woman as husband and wife for a limited time. Historically it was used so that a man could have a wife for a short while when travelling long distances."

"It's basically a contract. You sit down and stipulate your conditions - for a girl who hasn't been previously married, you do need the father's permission," she said.

"We stipulated the duration, my father's conditions, and I requested what you would call a dowry where the guy gives a gift to the girl. It's simple, straightforward and doesn't take long at all," Sara added.


How is that much different from a travelling salesman shagging some bird in a distant city, or indeed, shagging some bird while on holiday?

Money changes hands, and it's done with the girl's father's permission.

It's almost like the father selling off his daughter   

[winkywanky]

Sky News latest

An extremist muslim has crashed his car into the Ulley reservoir in Sheffield

Police think it may be the start of Ramadam

 

[dubs]

"The temporary marriage, or nikah mut'ah, is an ancient Islamic practice that unites man and woman as husband and wife for a limited time. Historically it was used so that a man could have a wife for a short while when travelling long distances."

"It's basically a contract. You sit down and stipulate your conditions - for a girl who hasn't been previously married, you do need the father's permission," she said.

"We stipulated the duration, my father's conditions, and I requested what you would call a dowry where the guy gives a gift to the girl. It's simple, straightforward and doesn't take long at all," Sara added.


How is that much different from a travelling salesman shagging some bird in a distant city, or indeed, shagging some bird while on holiday?

Money changes hands, and it's done with the girl's father's permission.

It's almost like the father selling off his daughter   

To be done properly, the girl must not have any sex for the next month so that if she is pregnant the father is known.  Try getting a WG to agree to that.