The urge to punt and no cash till payday

[Punterperson1971]

I’m pissed off really  horny and no spare money till pay day which is 2 weeks away,any one else feel like this and how do you cope.

[JohnnyScars]

This feeling is the worst. The way to cope is to rub one out and then not think about it at all till you get paid. That includes using UKP.

[Kinky Foxx]

Been there buddy!..

To make things worse our company's switching to monthly pay too in a couple of months.

I hate the idea of having to budget...

Hey, we should totally rob banks together....Problem solved...

[Punterperson1971]

Been there buddy!..

To make things worse our company's switching to monthly pay too in a couple of months.

I hate the idea of having to budget...

Hey, we should totally rob banks together....Problem solved...

Great idea,I’ve one lined up on pay day but bouncing off the walls now being so horny lol .

[puntlover1]

Ask the SP if she will put it on your tab. 

[Punterperson1971]

Ask the SP if she will put it on your tab. 

I wish lol I’ve known her for years don’t think she’d do that she’d probably tell me to fuck off.

[Punterperson1971]

Think I’ll set up a crowd fund page or go fund me.

[Dipper]

I’m pissed off really  horny and no spare money till pay day which is 2 weeks away,any one else feel like this and how do you cope.

Can understand your problem. Especially in your area, the choice is mind blowing.

Judging by your reviews you, like me love a good few 15 for 40 punts. 


If I lived out west, I think I’d need a second job just to cover punting 

[Tablet]

Have a word with her Pimp , tell him it is good business if he allows short term credit .
You never know it could work but make sure you pay up !  👍

[Punterperson1971]

As with some girls this one is English and no pimp.

[threechilliman]

If you're waiting for payday to punt, you probably shouldn't be punting IMO....

[Punterperson1971]

If you're waiting for payday to punt, you probably shouldn't be punting IMO....

Why ?
As it’s my choice,though I did do 4 punts  last month.

[threechilliman]

Why ?
As it’s my choice,though I did do 4 punts  last month.

It is indeed your choice. I only punt with cash I have no other use for.

[Punterperson1971]

It is indeed your choice. I only punt with cash I have no other use for.

I think I was too greedy last month obviously if I hadn’t had the 4 punts then I could have had one this week

[Asian Playboy]

Rub out to some porn or settle for the Mrs for now

[Bangers and Gash]

If you're waiting for payday to punt, you probably shouldn't be punting IMO....

Spot on. 

Unfortunately I have the opposite problem - plenty of cash, but the AW cupboard is bare. 

[Punterperson1971]

Spot on. 

Unfortunately I have the opposite problem - plenty of cash, but the AW cupboard is bare. 

And why shouldn’t I wait till pay day all my bills are paid and I know what I have left at the end.

[threechilliman]

And why shouldn’t I wait till pay day all my bills are paid and I know what I have left at the end.

And what happens if you get an unexpected bill?

[Punterperson1971]

And what happens if you get an unexpected bill?

I won’t

[Chorley]

I find having a wank is quite useful.

[cultvoid]

I've gone months without, finally got the cash and the missus out of the way and planned a visit this week - and then got a cold. 

Left with rubbing one out until it's cleared, and then life and lack of cash will get in the way of punt. Argh.

[king tarzan]

Spot on. 

Unfortunately I have the opposite problem - plenty of cash, but the AW cupboard is bare. 

Bare and mouldy...

[thor555]

I've gone months without, finally got the cash and the missus out of the way and planned a visit this week - and then got a cold. 

Left with rubbing one out until it's cleared, and then life and lack of cash will get in the way of punt. Argh.

Been there not fun...

[rocket88]

X Hamster and a Jodrell

[Punterperson1971]

X Hamster and a Jodrell

What’s jodrell??

[rocket88]

What’s jodrell??

Jodrell Bank = Wank

[nigel4498]

What’s jodrell??

Jodrell Bank, a wank.

[MrMatrix]

What’s jodrell??

Jodrell bank --------wank.

[NigelF]

If you're waiting for payday to punt, you probably shouldn't be punting IMO....

It is indeed your choice. I only punt with cash I have no other use for.

+1

I won’t

I don't think you've understood the word "unexpected" and perhaps you've taken the word "bills" too literally, as I'm sure he was meaning all unexpected costs/expenses, including bills.

[Kev40ish]

What’s jodrell??

Slang “Jodrell Bank”

[Moby Dick]

Never ran my finances to the point I don't have cash, especially these days with 0% credit cards. Not that I have any debts, just use to ensure cashflow.

 I simply think that every time I punt I will have to delay my early retirement by one day to recover the cash.

I'd rather have fun now whilst I still can.

[Kev40ish]

Never ran my finances to the point I don't have cash, especially these days with 0% credit cards. Not that I have any debts, just use to ensure cashflow.

 I simply think that every time I punt I will have to delay my early retirement by one day to recover the cash.

I'd rather have fun now whilst I still can.

I think that’s the thing, everyone is in a different place, some struggle but still want the thrill of punting; it’s easy to say if you are struggling you shouldn’t be Punting, but is it really any different to smoking or drinking? It becomes addictive the thrill is what you crave.

I can do what I want when I want it’s more often time that is the limiting factor for me.

[Kinky Foxx]

Good Point Moby...

So when you're in that retirement home and the Grand kids keep asking, " why is Grand dad always smiling?" no one will ever know you're revelling in the filthy,

debauched memories of a thousand sexually deviant and perverted encounters with the fittest, randiest and sexiest babes from across 50 different nationalities and

cultures,  (mainly Romania, probably), totally depleting your pension pot.

Dirty Grand dad..

[paper7]

What’s jodrell??

You beat me to it. Wonder what Google says?

[paper7]

Slang “Jodrell Bank”

Thanks!! I'm going to have a weird vision next time I knock one out!!

[Kev40ish]

Thanks!! I'm going to have a weird vision next time I knock one out!!

I suppose those dishes can be quite exciting to some people..

[paper7]

I suppose those dishes can be quite exciting to some people..

[Moby Dick]

I don't think I have a thousand punts left in me. 2 a week for the next 10years, nah too much of a good thing.
I have no idea how many I have had in the past 25 or so years!

But having fun, building memories, and trying new things is what life is about.
As long as I am not depriving other experiences, especially family then punting still remains my favourite hobby. probably continue whilst in retirement, maybe get a job in B&Q - there is some happy old fuckers working there.

Good Point Moby...

So when you're in that retirement home and the Grand kids keep asking, " why is Grand dad always smiling?" no one will ever know you're revelling in the filthy,

debauched memories of a thousand sexually deviant and perverted encounters with the fittest, randiest and sexiest babes from across 50 different nationalities and

cultures,  (mainly Romania, probably), totally depleting your pension pot.

Dirty Grand dad..

[Kinky Foxx]

 

 maybe get a job in B&Q - there is some happy old fuckers working there.

Guess who made the "Swinging Sixties", swinging?  That's right, those dirty old duffers now working in B&Q....  Oh, if you could read their minds....

Anyways, I've a plan for lifetime stress-free luxury punting,... I'm putting a crack team together for a heist,..Kinky's 11, you in?....

[Tablet]

Go to Barclays Bank and enjoy.   

[Punterperson1971]

Guess who made the "Swinging Sixties", swinging?  That's right, those dirty old duffers now working in B&Q....  Oh, if you could read their minds....

Anyways, I've a plan for lifetime stress-free luxury punting,... I'm putting a crack team together for a heist,..Kinky's 11, you in?....

Count me in