Kelly Powers - Chippenham - avoid

[fatboy137]

Hi all,

I'm new to this site but have been a regular punter using AW for about 3 years now. This is my first of many reviews that I will be posting over the next few weeks.
Please note I saw Kelly in July 2017 so while the review is old the experience was a absolute negative for me.
I had Kelly in my HL for some time and her reviews on AW seemed pretty good and when the opportunity to meet her came up I wasted no time in contacting her to arrange a session. Comms with Kelly was by phone and I should of picked up more on her slightly slurred speech as a warning of what was to come! Arranging the meet was straight forward but my knowledge of Chippenham housing estates is zero but she was able to guide me in and I was able to park on her drive. As I mentioned she lives on an estate and whilst I was very conscious of being overlooked nobody seemed to be peering out seeing who the latest punter was. Kelly met me at the door wearing a long summer dress, not very sexy and the kind you throw over a bikini when you've been on the beach. This proved to be the case as under the dress she had a bikini on! Nothing much wrong with that as it was a warm day and she had obviously been topping up the tan between punts. Her profile has her at 42 but I would put her closer to 50, her pictures could do with updating to reflect the passing years. I had arranged an hour with her but she asked me how long I wanted and took the opportunity to drop it to 30 mins for £80. On reflection I should've walked then but was so looking forward to seeing her hoped the sex would be a lot better. Unfortunately it went down hill from there and after paying the £80 was told to go upstairs undress and she would be with me shortly, 5 mins later she appeared in the bedroom still wearing her summer dress and sat on the edge of the bed. I tried to make conversation with her but she had gone into mute mode and I struggled to get anything much more than a yes or no out of her, when I tried to kiss her she turned her head away. I asked her to take her dress off and she reluctantly removed it, when I tried to touch her tits she brushed my hand away and said she was too sensitive. I tried a different approach and asked her what she liked to do, she move onto the bed and told me she likes her pussy to be licked, I'm more than up for mutual pleasure and went down on her ( I had to remove her bikini bottoms) after about 5 mins and not much response from her I got the impression she was trying to run the clock down. I told her i wanted her to suck my cock and she again seemed reluctant to deliver but eventually fetched a rubber and pissed about getting it on and then proceeded to give the worse blow job ever! I decided now to cut and run told her I wanted to fuck her so I could shot and scoot. Even this was a problem and trying to do her in Mish whilst she was working against proved impossible, as a last resort I ended up jerking myself off whilst she squeezed my balls and shot into some tissues that she produced just as I was going to shoot my muck on her belly. Surprisingly she seemed to buck up once I shot and wanted to start communicating, I was in no mood for the listening to her talking bollocks and got out of there pronto vowing never to go back. I have been pissed off ever since as I expected so much and was hugely disappointed, she is in my never again list and my biggest disappointment is having read her AW reviews since nobody else has had a similar experience so it must of been me and catching her on a very bad day. I'm not sure if she had been drinking, I couldn't smell alcohol, ( couldn't get close enough!) But she didn't appear all there.
In summary: looks 50 years old not too bad looking decent enough body but never again for me.



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[Mikeh38]

Ever heard of paragraphs ?

[houseboot]

Your username is "fatboy137".

Does this describe your appearance?

If so, did you advise her of this?

You are critical of her appearance, attitude ..... appearance, attitude is a two-way thing.

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

Funnily enough I was watching a DVD I have on her made by Mature NL, the sort where she does a private show for 20 mins, very sexy lady, it was made last year.

Never seen her though, so cannot comment on her regarding a meet, but agree with the other op regarding paragraphs. 

[bfl]

Your username is "fatboy137".

Does this describe your appearance?

If so, did you advise her of this?

You are critical of her appearance, attitude ..... appearance, attitude is a two-way thing.

What does that matter? He’s paying her, not the other way round

[houseboot]

What does that matter? He’s paying her, not the other way round

The OP posted yesterday, "I've clocked up over 50 punts with AW over the last few years and will be posting reviews on the ones that are still on AW. The reviews I have viewed so far on WGs I have seen are pretty much on the money and if I had used this site to help select my punts I would've saved loads."

Maybe he would have saved loads if he had found this site earlier. Maybe he would have had better experiences if he wasn't fat .... this is assuming that his userid describes his appearance ... he maybe as skinny as a rake and describes himself as "fatboy" as a joke.

I am old. Like it, or not, that may affect the service I get. Not a lot I can do about it, I am the age that I am. However, I run several times weekly, I walk a lot so most ladies appear to be surprised when I tell them my age.

I am very hairy. Like it, or not, that may affect the service I get. I could get "waxed", probably very painful and expensive given how hairy I am. If I thought it affected the service I get then I would 're-consider.

[LondonPete]

If you are, like me, a fat bloke  - and saw her in July 2017 - at the time she did have a FAQ saying no fat blokes.  Which may partly describe the problem; a previous reviewer said she was rude about him being 17 stone. 

I saw Kelly a week ago and wasn't going to bother to write a review because someone had reviewed Kelly in March this year, only two months ago.  But as my experiance was very different to yours, I shall post a review.

[Avg_Joe]

regardless of the punters appearance, so long as clean and healthy looking, and not drug/stoned, she's there to provide a service, she didn't, so she can fuck off

he's not the one advertising services with out of date photos.

'IF' there was a thing saying no fat blokes, then perhaps he should have read the profile better, but, depends what it said i guess

nobody else has had a similar experience so it must of been me and catching her on a very bad day

that there is simply enough for me to blacklist her, i'm not wasting my hard earned money on someone that is prone to 'bad days' at work, i'm not allowed those so i'm fucked if i'm going to risk/put up with others deciding they're not in the mood, i can get a wife if i wanted that!

[bfl]

The OP posted yesterday, "I've clocked up over 50 punts with AW over the last few years and will be posting reviews on the ones that are still on AW. The reviews I have viewed so far on WGs I have seen are pretty much on the money and if I had used this site to help select my punts I would've saved loads."

Maybe he would have saved loads if he had found this site earlier. Maybe he would have had better experiences if he wasn't fat .... this is assuming that his userid describes his appearance ... he maybe as skinny as a rake and describes himself as "fatboy" as a joke.

I am old. Like it, or not, that may affect the service I get. Not a lot I can do about it, I am the age that I am. However, I run several times weekly, I walk a lot so most ladies appear to be surprised when I tell them my age.

I am very hairy. Like it, or not, that may affect the service I get. I could get "waxed", probably very painful and expensive given how hairy I am. If I thought it affected the service I get then I would 're-consider.

Bollocks, why should I expect a lesser service because I’m fat, hairy or both?
Unless the SP has on her profile she doesn’t see a certain type obviously.
You pay the money and should get as good service as the guy who looks like David Beckham with a 9 inch cock.
Just don’t wear fishing hats

[houseboot]

Bollocks, why should I expect a lesser service because I’m fat, hairy or both?
Unless the SP has on her profile she doesn’t see a certain type obviously.
You pay the money and should get as good service as the guy who looks like David Beckham with a 9 inch cock.
Just don’t wear fishing hats

The question and the advice was directed to the OP.

If he is concerned about the money he has wasted then it's something for him to reflect on.

[realpunter]

Saw a porno with her in and she was dopy as fuck then - put me well off giving her a go!

Funny how a positive pops up just after a negative review on here

[houseboot]

Funny how a positive pops up just after a negative review on here

After the "Freya Lee saga", I believe that "LondonPete's" Review of Kelly Powers is one we can trust.

[LondonPete]

Saw a porno with her in and she was dopy as fuck then

Was that the xhamster one?  Where she was wearing a blue dress at first?

[fatboy137]

Point taken on paragraphs! With regards to the actual punt like I said I must of caught her on a bad day but she still took the cash. Even though London Pete has given a positive there are aspects of his review that resonate with mine.  LP's approach obviously got of him a good punt, good for him.
My experience was different and a waste of money, given the reviews on here I would of probably still seen her and the result of a negative would probably still be the same.

[Hectorshouse]

It is always crap when you have a bad punt FB - good money going to waste!

It is strange though that some WG's get negative and positive reviews, just goes to show "one man's poison is another man's cure" - each to their own.

Makes life difficult in researching the quality of the WG your considering via UKP reviews?

HH

[LondonPete]

It is strange though that some WG's get negative and positive reviews, just goes to show "one man's poison is another man's cure" - each to their own.

Makes life difficult in researching the quality of the WG your considering via UKP reviews?

HH

A previous reviewer of Kelly said he saw her three times, twice good and one neutral. So Kelly might have good and bad days.

The only scientific way to find out is for me to see her again and see 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Your username is "fatboy137".

Does this describe your appearance?

If so, did you advise her of this?

You are critical of her appearance, attitude ..... appearance, attitude is a two-way thing.

im baffled by this ! why does it matter if hes fat ? everyones money looks the same

[LondonPete]

im baffled by this ! why does it matter if hes fat ? everyones money looks the same

You are absolutley right, Rebecca.  The only fly in the ointment is that Kelly had an FAQ back in July 2017 saying she wouldn't meet fat blokes, hence the question.  When I asked her about it she said she did mean to get rid of the FAQ ages ago, which clashes with another reviewer who said Kelly was rude about him being 17 stone.

I hope you enjoyed your holiday, by the way.  I certainly enjoyed the picture!

[houseboot]

im baffled by this ! why does it matter if hes fat ? everyones money looks the same

It shouldn't at all. You are repeating the question "bfl" has already made which I have already answered.

"The OP posted yesterday, "I've clocked up over 50 punts with AW over the last few years and will be posting reviews on the ones that are still on AW. The reviews I have viewed so far on WGs I have seen are pretty much on the money and if I had used this site to help select my punts I would've saved loads."

Maybe he would have saved loads if he had found this site earlier. Maybe he would have had better experiences if he wasn't fat .... this is assuming that his userid describes his appearance ... he maybe as skinny as a rake and describes himself as "fatboy" as a joke.

I am old. Like it, or not, that may affect the service I get. Not a lot I can do about it, I am the age that I am. However, I run several times weekly, I walk a lot so most ladies appear to be surprised when I tell them my age.

I am very hairy. Like it, or not, that may affect the service I get. I could get "waxed", probably very painful and expensive given how hairy I am. If I thought it affected the service I get then I would 're-consider."

So although it shouldn't matter, if you continually feel as if you're wasting money then sometimes it pays to look in the mirror to see whether you can do anything to improve your chances of a better reception/time.